"Haha, yeah!" Coulson agreed with a smile, "Boss, you have a sharp eye. You can penetrate armor that even a rifle can't penetrate with one shot."
"It's because you didn't wear the external armor. If you had worn the external armor, I guarantee that even if Loki's hips were exhausted, he wouldn't have been able to break your spine."
Coulson had heard from Captain Rogers about the miraculous machine in Boss Cheng's clinic, so he asked his boss optimistically, "Repairing my spine and nerves shouldn't be a big problem, right?"
"It shouldn't be big." But Boss Cheng gave Coulson a shot of prevention in advance, reminding him: "But after all, it involves nerves, and the repair may be much slower than ordinary injuries. It will take about 10 to 14 hours to complete the repair. In addition, even if your nerves are repaired, you may be..."
"Probably what?" Coulson asked.
"It is very likely that he will have difficulty walking and will also suffer from incontinence. This process will last at least two or three days."
"And then?" Coulson asked again.
"Then you can walk freely and do whatever you need to do."
"Oh!" Coulson closed his eyes happily.
But he opened his eyes again after a short while, then reached into the inner pocket of his suit, pulled out a beautiful little metal box, and handed it to Boss Cheng.
"It just happened suddenly, and I didn't have time to put it away. I'm afraid it will be messy when I repair it, so boss, can you keep it for me for a few days?"
Boss Cheng opened the small metal box and saw, wow! It was full of Captain America hero cards signed by the captain. The boss closed the small box and said to himself with a smile, "If I become famous here, will there be a publishing company to print small cards for me? I was also very famous before, with at least 5 or 6 million fans!"
"The captain said that the Spartans are top players from another world."
"I just feel that your idol's mouth needs a bit of a sleight of hand."
"Really?" Coulson didn't think so.
"Haha, has he ever told you that Captain America doesn't even dare to watch horror movies? He was so scared after watching a horror comedy on New Year's Eve that he banged on my door in the middle of the night and had to sleep next to me? He even stole my limited edition panda doll worth $200 before leaving!"
At this time, Nick's voice came from the plane's radio: "I can prove the panda thing. I saw one in the captain's apartment."
"Eh?"
Suddenly, Agent Coulson, whose spine was severely damaged, performed a scene of "sitting up in shock from his dying illness" on the spot, demonstrating with his own actions what a "medical miracle" is!
Then he passed out from the pain.
But the captain on another plane covered his face and reminded the other planes: "When you discuss such private topics, can you please not turn on the free talk mode on the public frequency band?"
At this time, Natasha, who heard the captain's complaint, turned off the free calls of all the fighter jets on duty at the console on the bridge as if nothing had happened.
Meanwhile, Tony Stark was doing his best to restore the No. 1 anti-gravity engine while yelling at the top of his lungs. It wasn't because Tony was under too much pressure recently or because of the changing seasons. When a programmer encountered a problem that needed to be solved by Tony, he would not behave more civilized than Tony.
Because the control program of Engine 1 was uninstalled by Hawkeye! To be more precise, all the programs and data related to Engine 1 were deleted by Hawkeye.
That’s right, it’s the legendary deleting the database and running away!
Fortunately, Tony not only hid a set of iron armor on the aerospace carrier, but also hid the control program of the entire ship in the backup server of the backup server on the ship. However, it is still an extremely complicated task to rewrite these control programs into Engine 1 and make it work properly.
So don't blame Tony for swearing while he works.
And right below the aerospace carrier, Thor, floating on the sea, finally recovered from the severe pain of falling into the sea at supersonic speed. He could only bear a bitter face from the fall, turn Thor's hammer and follow the Quinjet in the sky to fly towards New York City.
Hulk, who used Thor as a stepping stone, flew out and fell into an abandoned factory building on the outskirts of New York City. But when he woke up, Hulk had returned to Banner's heart, and Banner, naked, stood up from the ruins unscathed.
Apart from the headache, Banner, who was fine, also proved that the glass prison designed for Hulk on the aircraft carrier actually had no effect on Milligram.
At this time, the old security guard who was guarding the abandoned factory came over and threw the torn pants that were deformed by the Hulk to Dr. Banner.
Banner picked up the pants and put them on himself, then asked the security guard, "Did I hurt anyone when I fell?"
The old man shook his head and said, "No one in this generation can hurt you. But you screamed and fell from the sky, and scared many birds nearby."
"That's really lucky." Dr. Banner rubbed his head which was about to split open in pain.
But the old man told Banner: "Maybe you did it on purpose. The big green guy was still conscious until you crashed here."
"Did you see everything?"
"Of course! I swear, that's the biggest and greenest ass I've ever seen in my 75 years of life." After saying that, the old man waved at Banner again, "Come with me, I'll take you to change your clothes, as long as you don't mind that they're mine. But at least it's better than the one you're wearing that can't cover anything."
"Thank you." Banner stood up and left with the old man.
The old man comforted Banner as he walked, and said, "If you are not an alien, it is not worth it to let yourself be covered in cuckoldry because of being cheated on by a woman. An Eastern philosopher once said, 'If you want to live a decent life, you have to be a little cuckolded.' You should learn to let go, and try to relax yourself and escape the shackles of emotion."
This uncle...
It looks like he has experienced the ups and downs of life!
The sight returned to Boss Cheng's restaurant again. Under Ise's arrangement, the seriously injured on the aerospace aircraft carrier had entered the medical cabin and began to receive repairs. At Boss Cheng's instruction, Denise also posted a notice in the window saying "Someone smashed the store, go out to seek revenge."
In the restaurant kitchen, all appliances except the refrigerator were turned off. Denise had also put on her Screaming Banshee armor and carried her power sword, waiting to go out with her boss to slaughter the Chitauri.
The hotel's active security system, which had hardly been seen before, also showed off its more than ten 203 and 155 caliber guns, as well as hedgehog-like close-in defense guns. As operators of the active security system, Qianhu and Yuli, who had not been seen for dozens of chapters, had also taken their positions. Qianhu was responsible for radar search, while Yuli was responsible for firepower distribution.
However, because the firepower of the active security system was exposed too early, in less than 10 minutes, Boss Cheng's restaurant was surrounded by at least 30 police cars, 6 SWAT vehicles, and 3 police helicopters.
Although this was just a misunderstanding, it would take at least half an hour for so many police cars and helicopters to evacuate the area and restore nearby traffic to normal.
In the woods behind the hotel, Hawkeye, who was brought with him, had been tied to a 40-year-old elm tree by the boss. In his hand, Boss Cheng was still holding the gem that he had taken back to the hotel, then to the aerospace carrier, and then back to the hotel.
Boss Cheng first poured a basin of cold water with ice chips over Hawkeye's head. Hawkeye, who was strongly stimulated, immediately woke up from his "baby-like sleep".
"Where is this? I...I! Fxxk!" Hawkeye, who was clearly awake but increasingly confused, muttered, "Damn it, he's still trying to control me, I...I have to hold on, get it out of my mind...!"
Boss Cheng ignored Hawkeye who was relying on willpower to resist the erosion of his mind, and moved the anvil he found from the underground base. Then, Boss Cheng placed the glowing Mind Gem on the anvil. Without saying anything, he raised the Crucible Axe Gun and hammered the gem with the hammer.
The blue shell that encased the Mind Gem instantly cracked, revealing the bright yellow gem itself.
Although he was thinking, "Fuck, how come it really broke?", Boss Cheng pretended to be calm and asked, "Do you need me to hit it again?"
In just a moment, Hawkeye, who was tied to the big elm tree, returned to normal.
"How did you do that?" Hawkeye asked.
"It's simple. I just made this stone understand a simple truth - using threats as weapons is far less effective than using weapons as threats."
Hawkeye shook his head to indicate that he didn't understand.
"It's simple. If it doesn't help you get rid of control, I'll smash it into pieces and bury it in the soil to use as fertilizer for the big elm tree."
At this moment, even Hawkeye could feel the fear and trembling emanating from the gem.
After all, it was really hammered just now...
0139 The wind and maple are completely different
Box lunch restaurant, front lobby waiting area.
The three people from the Yorozuya appeared in front of Boss Cheng's counter on time as usual. However, this time they were not greeted by Boss Cheng, who looked disgusted, nor by Denise, who looked expressionless. Because today there was no one standing at the counter to greet them.
Boss Cheng had just helped Hawkeye untie the rope in the backyard and was currently moving the anvil back to the underground base. Denise was in the store, but she had changed into a military uniform and was carefully wiping the power sword in her hand with a fine cloth.
Soon, Hawkeye walked into the hotel from the back door and returned to Manhattan's Central Park through the front door. Then he borrowed a phone from the agent outside the hotel and asked Natasha to help bring his bow and arrows.
The new guy in the restaurant poked Yin quietly and asked in a low voice: "Yin-san, who do you think the person who just left looks like?"
"He looks so ordinary. If I'm not mistaken, he should be the most ordinary Hawkeye in the Avengers."
"Hey, Gin-san, isn't it rude to talk bad about someone behind their back like this?"
"But isn't this what you want me to say? Then take this opportunity to complain about me and consolidate your position as a complainer."
"Gin-san! Please don't just speak the truth out loud!"
Kagura, who hadn't eaten in the morning, walked up to Denise and blatantly flicked a small piece of booger that he had just dug out. Then he asked Denise: "Sister, did I bankrupt the restaurant? The boss looks like he has a lot of money, aru."
Denise put away her power sword and replied to Kagura: "It is impossible for a small glutton like you to bankrupt the restaurant. We are closed at noon today because we are going out to seek revenge on a man named Loki. Didn't you tell the boss a few days ago that the Battle of New York might start soon?"
Battle of New York!
Ah Yin never expected that what she casually mentioned at the beginning would actually come true!
"Gin-sang, Gin-sang!" Xin Baji tugged at Yin's sleeve again and asked him, "What should we do now?"
"What should we do?" A voice suddenly came from the back door: "Who said that wealth and honor can be gained through risk, and a bicycle can be turned into a motorcycle?"
Yin and Xinbaji turned around and saw Boss Cheng, wearing berserker armor, walking towards them through the back door.
"Hello, Yin." Boss Cheng asked, "Did you receive any commissioned work today?"
Ah Yin actually wanted to tell Boss Cheng that they hadn't received any work for almost a week and were in urgent need of money, but she felt it would be embarrassing to say such a thing casually.
So Yin habitually chose to remain silent, while the new guy beside him skillfully avoided the embarrassing topic and directly asked Boss Cheng if he had any work to give them.
"Yes! Help me watch the store."
"So simple?" Xinbaji asked.
"It's easier than you think!" Boss Cheng told them, "Don't touch my kitchen, don't touch my knives. Help me clean the restaurant and explain to customers why we're temporarily closing. The reward is 5 (Tokugawa coins) in gold, free soda in the afternoon, and free lunch for the next seven days." After that, Boss Cheng emphasized to Kagura, "You can eat as many chicken legs, chicken wings, and chicken cutlets as you want!"
"Sa!"
Kagura flashed in front of the boss and answered on behalf of Gin: "Boss, please rest assured! The reputation of the Yorozuya has always been trustworthy, Aru!"
"And more!" Boss Cheng squeezed Ah Yin's muscular arm, "If you want to make extra money with alien stuff, just go out and rob it yourself. Whether it's a money truck, a bank vault, or alien loot, only if you rob it yourself can you dispose of it legitimately."
No!
and many more!
wrong!
Apart from the aliens' loot, no matter if it's an armored car or a bank vault, it can't be justified, right?
By the way, boss, how big is your obsession with robbing banks and armored trucks?
After a while, Natasha's plane landed in the small square in front of the hotel. Boss Cheng looked at Natasha in her Kevlar combat suit and the bow and arrow in her hand, and asked in surprise: "Don't tell me, you are going to fight the Chitauri with this suit that will be torn by a stab and a hunting bow that will break after a few pulls?"
"What else?" Natasha asked the boss with a smile: "You can provide us with equipment, right?"
But the boss said, "I paid with my life for those equipment and points. And Nick, that black-brined egg, tricked me. He promised to give me the meal package, but he stood me up."
"so what?"
Boss Cheng shook his head and said sternly: "You have to pay."
"Then you should call the director." Then Natasha explained, "The bow and arrow belong to Barton. Ladies can't use such weapons."
Boss Cheng walked out of the restaurant and called Fury with a borrowed phone. Although Director SHIELD felt that he was cheated, he still agreed to exchange points for the competitive world mall with Boss Cheng at a price of $1000 per point.
Therefore, Nick needs to pay Boss Cheng $65 to buy the same combat suit for Natasha and Barton that saved Agent Coulson's life. However, the price of the tight combat suit with armor in the mall is only 325 Pt. If it is not armored, it only costs 255 Pt.
By the way, there are more than 216 Pts in Boss Cheng’s mall account.
When Natasha and Barton both put on the super high-tech tights that were specially customized according to their body shapes, their confidence increased by more than 10 times as the tights gave them 10 times the strength.
"Change your bow too." Boss Cheng said to Hawkeye Barton, "With the clothes you're wearing, I can easily blow up the weapon you're using."
"Do I need to pay extra?" asked Hawkeye, who knew how to live.
"You don't need to worry about this. Besides, doesn't the US military always have the tradition of 'generals are not subject to budget when they are away'?"
Hawkeye glanced at the serious boss and felt that what the boss said made a lot of sense.
So, Boss Cheng chose a super powerful weapon for Hawkeye in the mall that only cost 170Pt but had the power of dragon.
"Yes, that's it! The best beginner's artifact that is highly praised by all the contestants - Matsushima Maple!"
But Hawkeye, who seemed to have a deep understanding of the island nation's culture, corrected him: "Don't think I can't read. It clearly says Shimada style!"
"Eh! Really? I never thought I'd been calling you by the wrong name for all these years!"
But in fact, Mr. Cheng was right, because the name that was circulated among the contestants was Matsushima no Kaze, not Yu's real name - Shimada Kaze Yumi.
After dealing with Hawkeye's weapon, Boss Cheng saw Natasha picking out a suitable weapon from the "junk" on the ground. Denise standing next to her kept recommending the Covenant's plasma pistol to Natasha.
"This gun has basically no disadvantages except that it gets hot when you fire it too many times. And as long as you hold the trigger, it will enter the charging mode. After the energy is fully charged, just one shot can penetrate a 15-centimeter steel plate."
"Then burn all the hair on your hands." Boss Cheng added.
"Burned?" Natasha looked at the two sci-fi "small" pistols in her hands.
"At least 230 degrees. Do you think it can burn people? But if I use them in a tight combat suit, it won't be too hot."
"How hot is not too hot?" Natasha asked again.
"The temperature feels about 60 to 70 degrees. If it's any hotter, I can hardly hold it."
Natasha said she didn't understand, but was greatly shocked, and finally chose two plasma pistols as her personal weapons.
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