It's none of my business. I'm just a lunch box seller.

Okita was a little disappointed about this, but the dark and sadistic person believed that sooner or later Hijikata would die, and he would take his place!

Gintoki was taken away, and taken to the Shinsengumi's security station with Hiraga Gengai. But Hiraga Gengai still couldn't figure it out. This was clearly a well-prepared and well-informed transaction. It can be said that apart from the buyer, the seller and him as the middleman, no other fourth party knew about this transaction.

But unfortunately, such a foolproof transaction went wrong the day after the completion of the transaction.

The Shinsengumi went straight to his small machine shop, and even did not conduct any preliminary undercover investigations, and directly arrested him. Then, in the spirit of "I would never let you get away with it even if I die", Hiraga Gengai took the initiative to hand over Gintoki.

But in fact, the buyer behind this "foolproof" deal was a powerful shogun named "Matsudaira Katakuri Tiger". The Shinsengumi that dominated Edo was created by this shogun.

So, when Matsudaira Katakuri Tora, who spent 24 billion yen to buy a large number of Chitauri weapons and aircraft, felt that he had paid too much, he reported the matter of Hiraga Gengai's illegal reselling of alien arms to the Shinsengumi's security station through a few "good friends".

This kind of behavior is just like playing dirty tricks in a duel, first throwing sand and then poking the other person's eyes.

but!

"What? 24 billion!" Gintoki, who learned the truth, angrily scolded Gengai, "Others spent 24 billion to buy it, but you only gave me 7 million? Old man, are you a middleman, or a fucking vampire?"

Is there a difference?

Not long after, Gintoki was released by the Shinsengumi, but Hiraga Gengai was still detained. The 17 billion brokerage fee was also confiscated by the Shinsengumi and returned to the account of the boss Matsudaira. This was the most important reason why Gintoki was released. The boss thought it was really worth spending 7 million public funds to buy those things.

Anyway, Boss Matsudaira only cares about the 17 billion that was recovered. As for who the remaining 7 million belongs to and where it is placed, he doesn't care at all. As the saying goes, you can catch a big fish by laying out the long line. The Boss ordered the Shinsengumi to release Gintoki, hoping that he would get more good things in the future.

However, after being released, Gintoki went straight back home and refused to show his face for three or four days. Even his meals had to be brought back by Shinbaji and Kagura.

A few days later, Iron Man Tony Stark came to the hotel and gave the three men from the Yorozuya team their rewards for participating in the Battle of New York.

"A gold brick?" Boss Cheng weighed the golden brick in his hand and asked Tony, "You paid for this, right?"

Tony shrugged noncommittally and said, "It's just small money, not worth mentioning. Because of my performance in the Battle of New York, the stock price of Stark Industries has been skyrocketing in recent days."

"No, I mean is SHIELD so stingy?" Boss Cheng told Tony in annoyance, "That bastard said he would spend money to buy equipment from me, but it's been a week, and Natasha and Barton have disappeared wearing the equipment I provided, and the money for the purchase has not been given to me yet.

"Is SHIELD planning to default on my debt just because I kicked that guy who didn't look like a good guy? They are such a big organization, they even have aircraft carriers and fighter jets, they are not going to pay me even $700,000 or $800,000, right?"

To be honest, although Nick has been asking the finance department to allocate this insignificant amount of money, some people have been prohibiting the finance department from allocating this money to Nick Fury in order to make the relationship between Boss Cheng and SHIELD stalemate. Moreover, since the day of the Battle of New York, he has noticed that there seems to be another ruling force in the bureau.

During this period, he not only had to deal with the aftermath of the New York War, but also had to conduct a secret investigation of the forces within the bureau without anyone noticing. It can be said that Nick was already very busy with these two things.

But what does this have to do with Boss Cheng? SHIELD owes him money.

Tony shrugged and advised Boss Cheng to give Nick some time to relax.

“It’s only a few hundred thousand dollars.”

"What's wrong with a few hundred thousand? A few hundred thousand is not money? They have to pay it back. Do you want to delay the payment? That trick won't work with me!"

Tony didn't say anything. After all, even he felt that things were very abnormal in SHIELD recently. Ever since Pierce suddenly jumped out to do anti-intellectual operations that day, many things or decisions in SHIELD have become more and more anti-intellectual. It was as if Boss Cheng's kick not only put Pierce into the intensive care unit, but also kicked away the IQ of SHIELD's decision-makers.

"Forget it, let's not talk about these disappointing things."

After saying that, Tony grabbed Boss Cheng's apron and dragged him to the underground base.

Ever since the Battle of New York, he felt that he was lacking inspiration for inventions. Even though the underlying logic code of the dull artificial intelligence that Sweet Cheese gave him had already made Jarvis' intelligence level at least three generations ahead, when it came to engineering machinery...

To put it bluntly, he wanted to find some more "junk" in Boss Cheng's base to fill the defects of the Iron Man Suit, or directly make the Iron Man Suit surpass the generation. Just like the hard titanium alloy armor on the current suit, which made the Chitauri lose the whole battle on the Iron Man Suit.

"Then why are you beating around the bush? If you want to get something in there, just say so."

Then, Tony Stark, the billionaire and Iron Man, felt embarrassed. But his embarrassment was short-lived, as he left Boss Cheng behind as soon as he ran into his underground base.

Not long after, Tony returned to Boss Cheng wearing the "America will definitely lose" power armor.

"The power structure of this thing is obviously quite advanced, but why is the system so backward? It's like something made in the 1970s or 1980s."

"I don't know either." Boss Cheng said frankly: "The world that produces these power armors is like this, it seems both advanced and backward. Small fusion equipment has been mass-produced, but electronic equipment is still using vacuum tubes and the like, and even chip miniaturization is not possible."

After a while, Tony returned to Boss Cheng wearing another set of armor with slat-like reinforcements all over the body.

"Can this powered exoskeleton really be used in combat?"

Boss Cheng shrugged and replied, "I don't know either. I found this suit on a spaceship called 'Ishimura'. As for the Ishimura..."

Boss Cheng felt a little nauseous and stopped talking. Tony didn't ask any more questions. After all, there weren't many things that could make the boss nauseous. As for disgusting things, if they weren't extremely disgusting, the boss would definitely not feel disgusted by them.

"What about this?" Tony, wearing a very advanced power armor without a helmet, jumped a few times in front of Boss Cheng.

"This!"

Boss Cheng suddenly showed a surprised look, and he told Tony: "This suit of armor is really good stuff, but..."

"But what?"

Boss Cheng walked up and removed a huge magazine on the shoulder of the armor. Tony was still wondering why the boss wanted to remove this thing, and the boss told him:

"There are two nuclear bombs with a yield of about 5 tons in here. Do you think I should remove it?"

Tony:

"M1A4 power armor, used by another group of airborne troops called the ODST. The most advanced thing about this thing is that you don't even need to learn how to use it. Putting it on is just like putting on a slightly heavier piece of clothing, and it's basically the same as normal activities. As long as you can walk, jump, and grasp when you put on the clothes, you can walk, jump, and grasp after putting it on."

"Yeah!" Tony also exclaimed: "As you said, this kind of logic that automatically recognizes human muscle movements is simply amazing! Wearing it is no different from wearing a thick jacket."

"Right!" Boss Cheng also said with emotion: "I have always believed that the level of advancement of this thing has far surpassed the Thor's Hammer Power Armor. Maybe it may not be as resistant as Thor's Hammer, but in terms of versatility, Thor's Hammer Power Armor is far inferior to it."

"Are you so obsessed with Thor's hammer?" Tony said with a smile, "I've heard you mention that thing many times."

"Why not? That was what I dreamed of the most when I was training!"

"What about now?" Tony asked again, "Are you still thinking about it?"

"Of course, Thor's Hammer is still a glory that I have not yet obtained."

"But you said that the armor I'm wearing is more advanced than Thor's hammer, why have I never seen you wear it?"

Boss Cheng pointed at the armor on Tony, then pointed at his own large body, and asked him, "Do you think that with my body shape, I can fit into such a small armor?"

Tony looked at his boss's chest, which was at least 125 cm, and then looked at his own armor. He felt that what Boss Cheng said made sense. But Tony's eyes turned and he suggested to Boss Cheng:

"How about you lend me this armor and let me study it carefully! Once I understand it, I will make you a set of Thor's Hammer armor based on your impression of it. What do you think?"

Boss Cheng's eyes turned, and he thought this deal was a good deal. Even if the Thor's hammer armor made by Tony was not real, it could still fulfill the boss's FAKE dream.

However, the only obstacle that may prevent Cheng from realizing his dream is his painting skills full of postmodern deconstructionism. After all, with the previous experience of the "Pelican", Tony still doesn't think that what Cheng drew on paper was a flying machine.

"No! What if I can draw Thor's hammer well?"

"If you had drawn Thor's, I think I could have identified it as a hammer."

Boss Cheng: ┴┴︵╰（‵□′）╯︵┴┴

But to Tony's surprise, Boss Cheng not only drew a set of power armor on paper that anyone with normal vision could understand, but he also drew every detail of the armor in great detail. It was as if the armor had been engraved in Boss Cheng's mind and he couldn't forget it.

In fact, the armor that Boss Cheng drew was exactly the Thor's Hammer Mark IV power armor that belonged to Kurt 051. Although Kurt 051, who went by the alias Ambrose, had never worn it in front of the trainees of Company A, everyone knew that the Thor's Hammer, representing the glory of Sparta, was placed in the chief instructor's lounge.

When he was a kid, Cheng would always sneak into Ambrose's lounge and observe every detail on Thor's hammer with Ambrose's tacit consent. Cheng watched it for six years! Even in his dreams, Cheng would dream of himself wearing Thor's hammer armor and galloping on the battlefield, destroying countless Star Alliance scum.

It is precisely because of this that Mr. Cheng can accurately reproduce all the details of the armor on the drawing paper! Even if the armor drawn by him is still a little out of shape.

Tony called out Jarvis and asked him to help scan the armor drawing on the drawing paper and make a 3D model of the armor's appearance. Jarvis, who already had the most basic capabilities of a dull artificial intelligence, also modified the irregular lines on the drawing after scanning, and then made a 3D model.

However, just when Jarvis finished modeling Thor's Hammer Mark IV and projected the model next to Boss Cheng, forming an armored model proportional to Boss Cheng's body shape...

Tony actually found that Boss Cheng rubbed his slightly red eyes unconsciously!

Then, Boss Cheng smiled happily, like a 240-pound child.

Tony said nothing, and Jarvis said nothing either, allowing Boss Cheng to laugh and dance in front of them.

But Boss Cheng was happy, but that didn't mean the Berserker Armor he was wearing was happy. Especially after the companion spirit of the armor sensed Boss Cheng's urgent wish to return the armor, the armor even twisted into a lump of iron out of jealousy!

Then with a "pop", it fell off Boss Cheng's body.

But the Berserker Armor that fell to the ground did not leave Boss Cheng. After all, being worn by Boss Cheng, and then following Boss Cheng into a group of enemies that were tens of thousands times larger than itself, killing them all, was the most enjoyable experience it had ever encountered since it was created. Even the former Overlord Garselik could not do this.

If you let the Berserker Armor leave such a master, it would rather explode on the spot in front of you!

Therefore, it took the initiative to land and roll out, just to transform itself into the image that Boss Cheng most admired according to the holographic image projected by Jarvis.

So, the Berserker armor changed. The style did a 180-degree turn, going straight from fantasy to science fiction.

The only problem is that since it is just a set of metal armor, it cannot create effects like glass or translucent masks. So it simply omitted the helmet part, turning it into a set of power armor with the appearance of Thor's hammer but no power source.

0150 If you gain an inch, you must press on

Boss Cheng's Berserker Armor is still the mail vest that is always worn outside the underwear, even if it can be transformed into Berserker's plate armor or Thor's Hammer style armor. But as long as Boss Cheng needs it, he can even turn himself into an iron apron to block the fumes for Boss Cheng.

The main focus is considerate companionship!

[What is a “scary-looking” armor design? ]

"Ah! Yesterday I suddenly discovered that my armor can change its shape at will. So I thought of preparing a few sets of relatively novel and impressive armor and let him change into one. No technological elements, no armor with gems or other shiny elements, because it can't change into anything other than metal."

then……

"Don't think I don't recognize it. This is clearly a headless Zaku! Why did you send me a headless MS?"

[You are willing to use an axe, and Zaku is also willing to use an axe. Don't you think this is fate? ]

Boss Cheng: ...

Boss Cheng placed the design drawing of the "Zaku" armor in front of the armor, and as a result, the armor turned into an iron ball and rolled away with a "pop".

This time it really rolled away. Even though the armor said nothing and expressed nothing, Boss Cheng could still feel the strong disgust from its actions.

In order to show his sincerity, the programmer on the other end of the system quickly sent a few posters to Boss Cheng. But there were only posters, no drawings.

"Saint Seiya? What Gold Saint? Where are the blueprints?"

[Saint Seiya Myth Cloth EX is not available in the competitive world. Just make it look like the big man with a horn helmet on the poster. Your figure combined with the gold cloth of Taurus should be enough to scare people. Also, can you help me go to Edo to have a look? Maybe there are Saint Seiya Myth Cloths for sale there. If there are, can you help me buy all the types you can see? ]

Boss Cheng: (O_o)??

[I saw other project teams get this kind of toys, but they kept treating those golden Saint Seiya figurines like treasures and wouldn't let me touch them at all, and they wouldn't tell me where they got them from.]

"But I see two people wearing horned helmets on the poster!"

[One is a cow's horn, and the other is a goat's horn, okay.]

"But obviously..."

【The thin one is Capricorn. 】

"Oh……"

The aesthetics of the Berserker armor this time is in line with the poster sent by the programmer. However, the armor it transforms into can no longer be called Taurus, but has to be renamed "Blood Bull". Because the armor it transforms into is a deep red color after the blood has dried up, just like the color of the Thor's Hammer armor it transformed into but was disliked by Boss Makoto.

What Boss Cheng didn't know was that when he put on the Berserker armor in the shape of the Taurus Cloth, the coder used the terminal's full-body scanner to secretly scan the image of the boss wearing the "cloth". Next, he planned to make several life-size statues of Boss Cheng with the "new Spartan look" as a gimmick. Then he secretly sold these (3D printed) statues to Boss Cheng's still fanatical fans.

You see, there is not much sincerity in the interactions between adults. They are all like an old sow wearing a mask - one set after another.

But the programmers hadn't been happy for a few minutes before the project team suddenly received an order letter sent by the main control department.

"What? The Master Control wants to buy the Chitauri spaceship I captured?"

[Yes, acquisition. The order letter said that we will use the spaceship you captured and the Chitauri data you collected in the Battle of New York to create a new defense map.]

"But I clearly got out, why do we have to make it a defensive battle map?"

[Because you are in the TOP10, and the other contestants are not. 】

Well, Boss Cheng thinks what the programmer said makes sense.

"So what are the terms of the acquisition?"

[Wait, let me see. The conditions given by the master controller are... guaranteeing that the loan will not be deducted from your re-validated account, and waiving your loan debt of 350 million points...]

"That's it? Are those people at the control center going to die? They're going to waive my 350 million loan for a spaceship that's four or five kilometers long?"

[It's not over yet, it's not over yet. The conditions also include helping you expand the school playground and underground base for free, renovating the teaching building, building a new professional small hospital with all the equipment, and building you a real small supermarket. ]

“How big can it be expanded?”

[It should be able to occupy all the land under your name. 】

"The Master Controller intends to tie me to this land forever?"