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Given the notorious reputation of No. 3 Middle School, the possibility of successfully transferring to another school was about the same as Tang Manman’s childhood sweetheart suddenly jumping out and beating him up.

Forget it.

at this point.

Let’s eat first.

Lin Yu was a little annoyed, so he just let it go for a while.

If you have any big problems, just wait until after dinner!

Although No. 3 Middle School is notoriously bad, the cafeteria here is still very good. Not only is the food delicious and inexpensive, but the cafeteria aunties are also very steady.

Praiseworthy!

After buying a few dishes he liked, Lin Yu was holding the plate and was about to find an empty corner to enjoy his meal when he suddenly caught sight of a familiar face out of the corner of his eye.

Lin Yu subconsciously turned his head to look.

After seeing the man's appearance clearly, Lin Yu's eyes suddenly widened.

Good guy.

You've also come across feelings, right?

Or is it an original factory crossing?

Lin Yu looked at the tall and strong guy, his face full of surprise of meeting an old friend in a foreign land.

Lin Yu carried the plate and sat down next to the man. Looking at that honest face which was exactly the same as in his previous life, he was so happy that he wanted to hug his neck and kiss him!

However, thinking of his current gangster appearance, Lin Yu still resisted the urge and planned to use some secret codes to remind him that he was also from that world!

Lin Yu picked out a few thin leaves from the plate, chewed the larger leaves, and then placed the processed leaves on the table.

As Lin Yu gradually finished his work, the message he wanted to convey at the table became more complete.

Finally, Lin Yu placed the last leaf of vegetable on the table, and a symbol, an Arabic numeral, appeared on the off-white table.

+3!

After doing all this, Lin Yu looked at the tall and strong young man happily, waiting with joy for his surprised expression.

But to Lin Yu's surprise, the tall and strong young man was not interested in the ugly vegetable leaf words at all, and even frowned his thick and bushy eyebrows, obviously finding Lin Yu disgusting.

?

A big question mark popped up in Lin Yu’s head.

You can't even see such an obvious clue, are you still a forum user?

After a while, seeing that the tall and strong young man was still hunched over his meal without saying a word, Lin Yu had no choice but to lean towards him and whispered:

"Give me some gold coins, old man!"

After Lin Yu said this, the tall and strong young man trembled, with obvious fear on his face. He obviously didn't realize that this sentence was just a joke.

"I have no money."

The tall and strong boy displayed a timid attitude that was clearly inconsistent with his physique.

This time, the tall and strong young man really gave Lin Yu no chance to deal with it.

Is he really not that person?

Lin Yu couldn't help but mutter in his heart.

After staring at the tall and strong boy carefully for a while, and confirming that even the mole behind his ear was exactly the same as the one in his memory, Lin Yu rolled his eyes and said unhappily:

"Niu Dafei, could you please stop making trouble?"

"Do you think I have to give you a blowjob in public before you can recognize me, your Master Yu?"

Lin Yu looked at the tall and strong young man expectantly, expecting him to say "what red tape", and then the two of them smiled at each other.

But Lin Yu waited for a long time but didn't hear those words. All he got was the tall and strong boy's increasingly nervous gaze.

Seeing his attitude, Lin Yu was really confused.

There is no way Niu Dafei didn't know about this joke. I had played it with him countless times before traveling through time. Even if he forgot about the person he had a crush on, he would never forget this joke!

Could it be that he really is not Niu Dafei?

Lin Yu was a little confused.

Let’s say the person in front of you is Niu Dafei, but he doesn’t even know these most basic Tieba memes.

You say he is not Niu Dafei, my goodness, this guy looks even more Niu Dafei than Niu Dafei, how could he not be him?

After looking at the tall and strong young man in front of him for a long time, in order to prevent being teased by the mean guy Niu Dafei, Lin Yu decided to use his killer move.

It was a joke that could make Niu Dafei burst into laughter regardless of the occasion.

The cause of the cold joke was a line in Andy Lau's lyrics, where the cold icy rain hit his face randomly.

Later, some online players used the homophony to change the ice rain in this sentence into ice fish.

It turned into a cold ice fish that slapped my face randomly.

And made up a joke out of it.

It was a true bad joke, and even Niu Dafei, who had a very low sense of humor, was not impressed by it.

The turning point happened with an animated emoticon package.

That's a very cute expression pack.

The content of the emoticon package is a cute cartoon character being slapped left and right by frozen fish, which looks funny and pitiful.

Niu Dafei didn't know what was wrong with him, but after seeing that emoticon package, he seemed to have his funny bone hit and kept laughing.

From then on, no matter who mentioned this joke in his ear, or even just said a cold slap on the face, he would burst into laughter until he couldn't breathe, regardless of the occasion.

Looking at Niu Dafei's nervous and frightened eyes, Lin Yu took a deep breath and said slowly:

"The cold ice fish slaps randomly on the face."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Yu stared at Niu Dafei's facial expression. As long as the corners of his mouth curled up a little, Lin Yu would pounce on him and teach Niu Dafei, who dared to play tricks on him, a lesson!

Time passed little by little.

The corners of Niu Dafei's mouth did not rise even a little bit, and the fear in his eyes even became heavier. It was not until this time that Lin Yu was sure.

It turns out that he is really not Niu Dafei.

"You got the wrong guy, buddy."

Lin Yu pretended to be calm and patted his shoulder, then quickly covered his face and left.

Oh shit.

I hope he doesn't know what glue is.

It's so embarrassing.

Chapter 34: Trilogy of Failure

How could there be such similar people in this world?

The face of that unknown tall and strong boy kept lingering in Lin Yu's mind.

Even though he had tried it many times, Lin Yu still couldn't believe that he was not Niu Dafei.

Because they are so similar.

Lin Yu even dared to guarantee that if he put this unknown tall and strong guy and Niu Dafei together in front of both parents, their biological parents would not be able to recognize who is who!

strangeness.

It’s weird.

Lin Yu was thinking about what had just happened while concentrating on eating, and he didn't notice that a faint floral scent was wafting towards him.

It was not until that pleasant and soft voice sounded that Lin Yu came back to his senses. He looked up at the pretty girl in front of him, who for some reason always had some inexplicable connection with him.

"Hello, classmate Lin Yu."

Tang Manman stood obediently beside the table. When Lin Yu looked over, she raised one hand stiffly and waved it in front of her, forcing out a slightly nervous smile, as if to say hello.

"You have something to say."

Although he was certain in his heart that Tang Manman only had feelings of gratitude towards him, Lin Yu still acted cold and indifferent to her to prevent that gratitude from turning into some other messy emotion.

After seeing Lin Yu's cold attitude, Tang Manman not only did not feel embarrassed, but instead felt an inexplicable sense of security in her heart. She breathed a sigh of relief, and the smile on her face became much more natural.

"Student Lin Yu, are you feeling better?"

Tang Manman asked with concern.

Lin Yu paused with his mouth open. He wanted to curse, "It's none of your business." But when he thought about the fact that the other person had saved him, he didn't have the nerve to curse. He could only reply coldly:

"much better."

After thinking about it, in order to prevent Tang Manman from asking this question again, Lin Yu added:

"Nothing's wrong anymore."

"Almost recovered."

"That's good."

Tang Manman let out a long breath, and looked so relieved as if she was the one who was injured.

After answering Tang Manman's question, Lin Yu buried his head and continued to eat. He thought Tang Manman would turn around and leave after getting the answer, but he didn't expect that she would still stand by the table and didn't seem to intend to leave.

Gradually, a blush appeared on her fair cheeks, and her gaze became shy and evasive. It was obvious that she wanted to say something but was too embarrassed to say it out loud.

"Any thing else?"

Lin Yu couldn't stand her standing next to him all the time, so he asked first.

"Uh-huh."

Tang Manman nodded gently. She was silent for a while, perhaps thinking or hesitating, and then she asked in a soft voice:

"Student Lin Yu, my mother knows that you helped me. She wants to invite you to our house for dinner. Do you think it's okay?"

Lin Yu was drinking the free soup at school. When he heard these words, he spat out more than half of the soup.

"Tang Manman, what did you say?"

"Your mother wants to invite me to your house?"

Lin Yu looked at Tang Manman in disbelief. He pointed his finger at the tip of his nose and asked in surprise.

Tang Manman did not answer, but her delicate and pretty face turned redder. She nodded her head gently and quickly a few times, and her cute movements were indescribably lovely.

However, Lin Yu was no longer in the mood to admire her pure and beautiful appearance. He pointed at his nose and continued to ask Tang Manman:

"Does your mother know what kind of person I am?"

Tang Manman thought about it, shook her head slightly, and then added:

"I told my mother that you are a good person."

As she spoke, Tang Manman's face turned even redder, so red that even her smooth and slender neck was stained with a layer of pink, and there was no trace of her original fair skin on the little beauty's face.

Lin Yu looked at Tang Manman, the shy appearance of a beautiful woman without any embellishment, and all the dirty words in his heart could no longer be uttered. Instead, he was so angry at Tang Manman that he laughed out loud.

Lin Yu still kept pointing his finger at the tip of his nose, smiled and looked at Tang Manman and said:

"How about this, Tang Manman, you ask around in this school to see if there's anyone who thinks I'm a good person."

"If you can gather ten people, bring them to me, and tell me that I am a good man, I will go with you to your house."

"what do you think?"

Lin Yu asked with his eyes narrowed into slits while smiling.

Tang Manman shrank back, she was most afraid of Lin Yu with a smiling face, and the tone of his voice was a little strange, it didn't sound like he was saying good things...

But even so, she still wanted to fight for it. Deep down in her heart, Tang Manman always felt that Lin Yu was not a bad person, not even with this smiling look!

"Is what you said true?"

Tang Manman asked cautiously