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"Then why are you so nice to my sister?"

Xia Yueshan believed that Lin Yu could do what he said, but he was still full of doubts and didn't understand why he did so.

"Ugh!"

Lin Yu sighed heavily. He looked at Xia Yueshan, who was full of confusion, and a hint of helplessness appeared in his eyes.

"Perhaps what I am about to say may be difficult for you to accept."

“But I have to say it.”

"Your sister..."

"There has been a big disaster recently!"

"What?"

"Jie?"

Xia Yueshan frowned and repeated the question with an expression of disbelief.

"Yes."

Lin Yu nodded seriously and said:

"In fact, I have learned some physiognomy skills. When I saw your sister before, I found that her forehead was dark. This is a sign of a great disaster!"

Hearing Lin Yu's words, which were even more ridiculous than nonsense, Xia Yueshan's surprise and shock instantly disappeared. He looked at Lin Yu with a dead fish eye expression, as if to say, "Do I look like a fool?"

"I know, this reason sounds stupid, so stupid that even a fool wouldn't believe it."

Lin Yu shrugged, looking as if he knew you wouldn't believe it.

"but!"

Lin Yu changed the subject and said solemnly:

"Xia Yueshan, you should think clearly."

"It's because this reason is too outrageous, so outrageous that no one would believe it."

"So the credibility of this reason is high enough!"

"I think the image of me in your eyes is far from that of a fool. If I want to lie to you, I have plenty of other excuses that are easier for you to believe."

"But I still choose to tell you the truth."

"Because I need your help."

Lin Yu looked at him with a serious and focused expression, as if he was in a movie where a super agent in trouble needed the high school student to do something big to save the world.

"What do you need me to do?"

Xia Yueshan still maintained a skeptical attitude and asked cautiously:

"I need you to become stronger, strong enough to protect your sister."

Lin Yu said solemnly word by word.

"this one?"

Xia Yueshan asked curiously:

"Don't you need me to call your sister out for you on a dark and stormy night?"

"Or help you convince her to practice dual cultivation with you in order to eliminate the blood disaster or something?"

Hearing that Xia Yueshan had obviously also read a lot of Liu Bei's (the emperor's uncle) ridiculous remarks, Lin Yu'e felt a few black lines slide down his head and secretly complained in his heart.

Brat!

Although he is young, he knows a lot!

"Of course not."

Considering that Xia Yueshan might be a good guarantee for Xia Muzhu, Lin Yu still suppressed the urge to complain and explained to him in detail:

"Not only do I not need you to lead your sister out on a dark and stormy night."

"on the contrary."

"I also need you to avoid her going out at night as much as possible."

"Even when you go out during the day, you'd better follow her to play a role of protection and vigilance."

Xia Yueshan thought about it silently. He did not nod in agreement, but continued to look at Lin Yu with suspicion and asked:

"Other than this?"

"Is there anything else you need me to do?"

"Let me make a deal with you first. You'd better tell me everything you need me to do right now. Otherwise, if you ask me to do something you didn't tell me in advance, I won't do it."

Xia Yueshan said cautiously.

Looking at Xia Yueshan's cautious look, Lin Yu nodded secretly.

Not bad.

Careful thought.

It would be hard for a bad guy to get away with it by cheating.

After stroking his chin and thinking for a while, Lin Yu said:

"I don't need you to do much. In the final analysis, there is only one thing, which is to protect your sister Xia Muzhu and prevent her from getting hurt."

“Everything else you need to do is built on this foundation.”

"For example, you need to carry anti-wolf spray and anti-wolf batons with you so that you can better protect your sister in case of an accident."

"Another word."

"I need you to learn something from me."

Lin Yu looked at Xia Yueshan and said seriously:

"I will teach you some moves that specifically attack the vulnerable parts of the human body."

"in case for need."

Hearing the word "moves", Xia Yueshan's eyes lit up immediately, and he asked excitedly:

"Is it martial arts?"

Lin Yu nodded and said:

"It is."

"Well!"

“I promised you!

Xia Yueshan agreed very readily, so readily that Lin Yu even suspected that if he had told him to teach him martial arts earlier, he would have been able to send Xia Muzhu to his bed!

Shaking his head and getting rid of those messy thoughts in his mind, Lin Yu took out his mobile phone and checked the time. It was just eight o'clock and it was still early. Putting away his phone, Lin Yu looked at Xia Yueshan, whose eyes were shining with excitement, and decided to teach him a trick now.

After looking Xia Yueshan up and down, Lin Yu decided to teach him the simplest and most effective way to deal with perverts.

"Do you know what a monkey stealing peaches means?"

When Xia Yueshan heard the words "monkey stealing peaches", his face instantly drooped.

"Are you kidding me?"

"What kind of martial arts is a monkey stealing peaches?"

Looking at Xia Yueshan, who was so angry and looked like he had been fooled and might quit at any time, Lin Yu sneered.

He turned his head and looked left and right, finally fixing his sight on the wooden bench where he had just sat.

Lin Yu took a few steps forward, raised his hand without saying a word, and then chopped down as fast as lightning.

"Boom!"

A loud bang echoed in the silent night sky.

Xia Yueshan watched as the nearly three-finger-thick solid wooden chair slats were chopped off by Lin Yu's palm. He was so shocked that he couldn't even close his jaw.

"did you see it?"

Lin Yu put his hands behind his back, raised his chin, and asked with the look of a superior.

"Saw!"

Xia Yueshan nodded rapidly, his eyes full of admiration.

"I didn't use any moves in this palm strike. I simply raised it and chopped it down."

“Everyone can do it.”

"But do you think anyone else could split this wood as well as I can?"

Xia Yueshan shook his head frantically.

"Ah."

"You still have some eyesight."

Lin Yu sneered and continued:

"Because I have practiced martial arts for more than ten years, my physique is strong and powerful, so I can split this piece of wood with just an ordinary palm strike."

"same."

"If you don't practice the basic skills and strengthen your body."

"Even if I teach you the best martial arts in the world, you won't be able to exert any power, and it will only backfire."

"Your sister's disaster may happen in the near future."

"I don't have time to teach you the basics now, so I can only teach you some tricks to please you."

"This way you can learn faster and it will come in handy when the time comes."

Chapter 68 Yes, Cute

Xia Yueshan nodded, finally letting go of his prejudice against the monkey stealing peaches, and asked seriously:

"Brother Lin Yu, what should I do?"

"Simple."

"There are only two key points to this trick of the monkey stealing peaches."

"First, be quick!"

"Second, it has to be accurate."

As he spoke, Lin Yu turned his head and looked around. Soon, his eyes fell on a green tree with a thick pot mouth. Then, without turning his head, he said to Xia Yueshan:

"follow me."

The two men came to the greening tree one after the other. Looking at the five or six-meter-high greening tree, Lin Yu compared the position, and then used a lighter to burn a black mark on a certain position of the tree.

"From now on, you will practice on this black seal."

"Remember, be fast, be accurate, and be ruthless."

"Once you have mastered this move and have a strong enough physical foundation, I will teach you some acupoint pressing skills."

Lin Yu was afraid that Xia Yueshan would mess up his job, so he painted a big picture for him first.

"Acupuncture?"

Xia Yueshan's eyes lit up when he saw Da Bing, and he couldn't wait to ask:

"Is it the acupuncture points seen in TV dramas?"

"The sunflower acupuncture finger technique, the kind that can immobilize a person with just a few swipes?"

No.

That kind of thing cannot be done by acupressure.

If you want to have that kind of ability, you should go wandering around the streets more often. You might be able to pick up a pocket watch with a special function (time stop).