It's weird to apply for Witch Academy as a boy

As expected, Xiaohan is more suitable to be a girl. It would be better if she could be more carefree.

"No, no, it's good to suffer a little, it can cheer you up."

"Cheer up? You have already gone through an entire secret realm and experienced such a big thing, you should have a good rest!" Bai Yu's tone raised a few points at this moment, especially the words "have a good rest".

"But... haven't we been resting in the secret land of Yucun?" I retorted weakly.

"Are you resting? Although I don't know what you did, it must have been harder than what I saw. Whether it was the practice of meditation, the enlightenment you mentioned, or the magic modification of meditation, these are all things that require a lot of energy. Don't make it sound so light, okay?"

"But... I don't know what to do..."

"Aren't you going to take care of Yumeng? I'll accompany you, at least take care of Yumeng's food, accommodation and other things, and slow down the pace of life, okay? Witch Academy is not other extraordinary academies. Don't push yourself so hard. No one forces you except yourself. Don't always live in your own world, and don't think too much about what you think, okay? I can accompany you no matter what you do..."

"Hmm..." I looked at Sister Bai at the moment. She was so serious in what she said, as if I really meant it. "Am I...really forcing myself..."

"Well, don't you listen to Sister Bai? Listen to me, you won't go wrong."

"Yeah." I nodded, as if I had figured out a lot of things, but also as if I hadn't thought of anything. Then I suddenly looked up and looked at Sister Bai with a smile.

"Sister Bai, you care about me so much, do you have any feelings for me?"

Chapter 281 The Image and Placement of Foolish Dreams

“Ah…Ah?!”

After hearing my words that took the initiative, Bai Yu was stunned for two seconds, and the small spoon that he was using to stir the coffee fell to the ground with a plop.

"Xiao, Xiaohan, what are you talking about? Haha, are you kidding again? What nonsense are you talking about?" At this moment, Bai Yu was a little uneasy, and even his eyes were a little vague.

"If you say one thing and mean another, this opportunity will slip away, okay?" I stirred my coffee and lowered my head without looking at Sister Bai. She has already confessed herself to this, is there really anything else I need to say?

You really don't think that I can't see this, right? In fact, if Sister Bai really spoke to me at this time, I might really agree.

"I don't understand what you are saying, Xiaohan, let's change the subject..."

"Oh well…"

I sighed. I had obviously mustered up the courage to come here, but now I ended up in this situation.

But maybe I should also be thankful, because I also don’t know how to be a qualified boyfriend...oh, now I should be a girlfriend.

But this wave of probing has already revealed Sister Bai's situation, her psychological expectations, and so on. So at least nothing that happens in the future will surprise me too much.

"Sister Bai, you should choose the topic. You know I'm not very good at chatting. I'm also the passive type."

At this moment, I supported my right hand on the table, my whole body slumped on my arm, and looked sideways at Sister Bai. In fact, with these words, I also hinted that this was the only time I would muster up the courage to take the initiative, and in the future... there will be no such opportunity again.

"Let me find a topic to talk about..." Bai Yu looked at me, who looked like a salted fish. Although she really hoped that Xiao Han could relax a little, she still laughed subconsciously when she saw Xiao Han like this.

"Haha... but as for topics... I don't know what to talk about." After Bai Yu chuckled twice, she fell into deep thought, because although she thought she knew Xiaohan very well, she found that she seemed to have never really understood the other person in depth.

"Well... how about we talk about runes? Last time I heard Sister Bai say that you have also started to systematically study runes..."

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Before I finished speaking, Bai Yu interrupted my suggestion and said, "This suggestion is terrible. Do you think this atmosphere is suitable for discussing this?"

"Well... it's really not suitable... Well... let's talk about stupid dreams. Those stupid dreams, Sister Bai, do you like them?"

"Those Yumengs... are really cute, small and stupid." When talking about Yumengs, Bai Yu immediately recalled the days when she lived with Yumeng. It was really a happy time. Girls really have no resistance to such cute creatures.

What's more, the bodies of those foolish dreams have the same cute and rare appearance as flower elves. They are simply born cute creatures.

In my heart, their cuteness is second only to cute cat girls.

"Indeed, but after the complete collapse of the Yucun Secret Realm, they all died. Strictly speaking, they are not dead, but survived in another way. However, as long as they are given a body, they can be resurrected. The dean gave me the right to customize it, but I have not yet decided what kind of body to give them."

"Is there such a saying?"

"Yes, yes, Sister Bai, can you help me think about it?" I said hurriedly.

"According to what you said, naturally they should be what you want. Or why not ask for the opinions of the foolish dreams?" Bai Yu thought for a moment and then spoke. After all, if she was asked about this kind of thing all at once, she wouldn't be able to give a good answer.

"Ask Yumeng? That may not work. They are in their most original form now. They have lost their original memories and have no past cognition." I shook my head and said.

The essence of Yu Meng's growth is the increase of cognition and the erosion of nightmares. Nightmares are their memories and cognition. If Yu Meng wants to maintain this attitude, she needs other means.

Yu Hu’s idea is very naive, he wants to coexist with nightmares, but now I know very well that it is useless, that is to follow the old path of dream creatures, instead of becoming a life.

Only by discarding the nightmare part, stripping away the essence of the dream, and enlightening wisdom in the form of foolish dreams, can such foolish dreams be qualified to embark on the path of becoming real life.

From this perspective, the dean's removal of Yu Hu's memory was also for his own good. Going down the wrong path will only lead to further mistakes.

It is better to make decisive decisions as soon as possible, abandon the past, and embark on a new path and life.

"Is that so... Then this is your one-man show, right? What do you like the most, Xiaohan?"

"Me? As for me... I like kittens, but I'm still used to the human-shaped Yu Meng. How about... designing a template like the cat girl Yu Meng?" I said. If I were to decide, I would most likely choose this option. I just don't know what Sister Bai would think about it.

"Do you like kittens too?" Bai Yu became interested after hearing my response. "But liking cats seems to be a very common thing in Witch Academy."

"Yeah, that's true." I nodded. Besides, many senior schoolmates also like the derived cat girl culture. This can be seen from the fact that there are more than one witch cat cafe in the Witch Academy, right?

"Hey... let's not get off topic, what do you think, Sister Bai? It's a bit... um... hasty to hastily define Yu Meng as a cat girl or something like that?"

"Is it hasty? Not really. It's hard to make a decision if you are indecisive. Let's decide on the kitten girl. By the way, there are so many foolish dreams. Have you decided where to place them?"

"Well... not yet." I shook my head and said.

There are hundreds of stupid dreams. Even if I bring them to my villa, I can't put them away. Besides, the villa doesn't belong to me alone. Other people also have their own lives. I can't make such a decision.

"Sister Bai, does the college have any vacant houses for rent?" I asked expectantly.

"Of course there are houses, and there are a lot of them. The Witch Academy is much bigger than you expected, but the key issue is no longer to give Yu Meng a place to live. It is not easy to settle them down. Are you going to support them for the rest of their lives?"

"So... Sister Bai, do you mean to teach them to be self-reliant?" I asked curiously.

"That's about it. There are actually a lot of these creatures in the Witch Academy. Many of them are creatures brought out from the secret realm and flooded the Witch Academy. In the end, they became part of the Witch Academy. Have you seen them?"

"It seems... not?"

After thinking for a while, I shook my head and said, my life in the Witch Academy was too confined to two places before, and I really had never been to other places. I really didn't know that there were creatures in the secret realm of the Witch Academy. Maybe I have seen them, but I didn't care.

"This is one of the characteristics of the Witch Academy, Xiaohan, you don't even know this? You really should take a good rest and go visit the Witch Academy more, okay?"

"Okay...I will." At this moment I lowered my head slightly ashamed. Am I really such a homebody?

"Okay, let's get back to the topic. What do you plan to do with those stupid dreams?"

"I'm not sure... I can't just act cute, and I also hope they are small and petite like before... so cute..."

"You are making it more difficult for yourself, Xiaohan. However... if you just want to be cute... maybe you can try to cooperate with the Witch Cat Cafe?"

"Huh? Cooperating with the Witch Cat Cafe? Then... wouldn't that mean we're stealing jobs from the cats there?"

"This is service diversification. If the Witch Cat Cafe was full of cat girls and kittens, would you be willing to spend money there?"

“Oh… I seem to have some desire to spend money… But… I don’t know the boss behind the Witch Cat Cafe… And I don’t know how to operate or cooperate…”

"Don't back out before things are finalized. There is a first time for everything. Have you forgotten the golden cat card you were given? If you are willing and show your own value, I think that person should be happy to meet you. Besides, your requirements are not high, right? You just want to find a way for those foolish dreams to support themselves."

"Yes...that's right." I nodded, thinking that this idea seemed good.

A foolish dream without any memory is like a blank sheet of paper. It can't do anything, but it is a good mascot.

Sister Bai is right. I can’t support them for the rest of their lives. Even the dean threw them into a secret realm to roam free. Why can’t I try this method?

I don't need to have complete control over stupid dreams, nor do I have the desire to do so.

If I have too strong a desire to control them, when they become real lives, I will probably be the first one to rebel, right?

Even if I gave them life, I cannot guarantee the "loyalty" of all foolish dreams, so why not let them be "free"?

Moreover, before they became real lives, they were still extremely dependent on me. Even after they became real lives, I had become the one who understood them best at that time. They wanted to develop, grow stronger, gain power, etc. and they also could not do without me.

Although it may be a bit far-fetched to think so, it is indeed possible.

So, this matter needs to be resolved quickly.

Moreover, I have many things to do with the dean, not only about Yu Meng's physical condition and placement, but also many other things, such as... the situation of the big spell book.

I cannot keep the Great Spell Book. The only one who can keep it is probably someone at the level of the Dean. It is not a matter of the Dean saying so and the Great Spell Book will be safely left with me.

But before I became a super witch, the only way I had the big spell book was by "borrowing and exchanging".

I lent the big spell book to the dean in the form of a contract, letting the dean bear the pressure for me, but I am the real owner.

This loan contract can only be terminated when the storm has passed and I have the ability to study the large spell book.

This is the best solution at present.

There is only one reason for this compromise, that is, I don’t have the strength to suppress everything, so strength is also very important.

It can be said that since I got the big spell book, the pressure I have to bear has far exceeded that of my classmates, even the senior students.

Maybe Sister Bai is right. I really need to learn how to balance work and rest.

Now the next few days are my time to rest and catch my breath, because the dean needs to face enemies outside the world. The dean told me that it will probably be delayed for a few days, but the exact number of days is not clear. After the dean comes back, many things can continue.

And now, I still have a few things to do, such as... I want to "reproduce" my favorite mixed juice, Foolish Dream Drink, in the Secret Realm of Foolish Village.

I had intentionally collected the seeds of those plants before, and had originally planned to go back and plant one. I also learned the art of making Yumeng Drink from Yumeng.

Now it seems that the Yumeng Drink and the seeds in my hands are the only legacy of the former Yumeng.

I plan to teach this skill to Yu Meng after she obtains a new body. It can be regarded as a master teaching apprentice, and apprentice teaching master.

"Xiao Han, where are you going?"

When I walked out of the coffee shop, I had already changed into my previous disguise. After all, my original appearance was known to everyone, and even Teacher Ji Niang asked me to be more restrained. The secret realm explosion that was spread by those guys on the college website was my work, and many senior students have begun waiting for the college to issue a compensation notice.

But unfortunately, they couldn't wait for the notification.

"Well... I plan to take advantage of these few days of free time to finish everything I want to do."

"What do you want to do?" Bai Yu raised his eyebrows slightly. He didn't expect that I would suddenly want to do something. "I'll accompany you. What is it?"

"Well, okay, Sister Bai, do you still remember what was the most impressive drink you had in Yucun Secret Realm?" I asked with a smile.

"Hmm... that seems to be... Foolish Dream Drink? You told me that if you drink this, you can see the so-called revelation more clearly."

"Yes, it is the Foolish Dream Drink! I want to replicate this, and after the Foolish Dream Clan is settled in the academy, I plan to return this skill to them."

"Ah? But the fruit needed for that Foolish Dream Drink...oh...you collected those seeds, did you expect this?"

"How could that be! I don't know how to predict the future. I just wanted to take some seeds back to plant. The fruit tastes great even if eaten alone."

"That's true." Sister Bai also nodded. In Yu Village, in addition to the dry food she brought with her, the thing she ate the most was the various kinds of fruits there.

"So where are you going?"

"As for me... I met two senior sisters in the secret realm before. We met once. She seemed to have a contracted plantation, and she was also a grower. I thought she would not refuse to cultivate new seeds." I recalled the two senior sisters. I remember keeping their contact information. The senior sister who was a grower seemed to be called... Sophie?

Even if it is not convenient for them, they, the growers, should have their own circles and may be able to recommend other senior students to me.

"A senior you know?"

"Yes, what's wrong?" I looked at Sister Bai in confusion, wondering why she used this word. It couldn't be that she was jealous, right?

"It was my first time trying to go to a secret realm. We met each other through a temporary team. At that time, I just experienced it and entered the lowest level secret realm with a red copper threshold." I explained a little bit at the end.

"Xiao Han, you can call me next time you go to the secret realm. It is very dangerous to team up with strangers casually. Do you understand?"

"I know, I know~ Really, Sister Bai, do you always have an inexplicable desire to control in strange places?"

"Control...control desire? No, I'm just worried that you'll suffer, Xiaohan. You're going to look for that senior sister now, right? I'll go with you to see if you can contract an entire plantation... You can't do this without some means and connections. Maybe she can temporarily take over the management of the plantation for her mentor, and the rest of the space is at her disposal."

"Is there such a saying?"

"Of course, when you are in your fourth year and choose a mentor, you must be careful."

"Yes, yes, I got it~" I agreed. However, according to what Teacher Ji Niang said, if nothing unexpected happens, my instructor at that time will probably still be Teacher Ji Niang.

Chapter 282 The Last Seed of Yucun Secret Realm

After hanging up the phone, I felt a little relieved. Sophie was at the plantation at the moment. When I answered the phone, she was still busy cultivating extraordinary plants.

After answering the phone, she immediately greeted me. When she learned that I had new seeds brought from the secret realm, she immediately agreed to meet me.

And sent the location of her plantation.