Kafka: I just hope we don't run into this guy.
Silver Wolf: Small monsters like us shouldn't be able to encounter that kind of big devil, right?
Sam: Expression: "Fear"
Chapter 22 Xuanyu: I'll give you a snack machine, just praise it. Xing: Let me scold you and see.
The next day—
"Brother, this guy with the ID of Asset Liquidation Expert Opal cursed so harshly."
Xing handed the phone to Xuanyu. After watching the video and listening to the voice, Xuanyu recognized her at a glance.
"That's the sound, that's the tone! He is the 1.7 guy. It was obviously him who blew up the stars, but he said I slapped them? Why did I slap the stars if I didn't slap him?
I really... I have to find a way to do it again."
Dan Heng, who was standing by, looked at the notice and read it out to Xuan Yu.
"According to the company, you hypnotized him, causing him to go crazy and destroy 6.1% of the galaxies and 2 stars around the company. As for the rest, it's all your fault, and your bounty has increased by another digit.
Now the power of public opinion is in their hands, although the responsibility for this matter is indeed on you."
Xuanyu:?
"I can tolerate the rest, but what is that hypnotic control? It's something out of nothing, right?
I can't control the lights, I have to go beat him up! Danheng pour the tea, I'll be back in ten minutes."
March 7: "Will the company completely explode this time?"
Xing: "It's all Dan Heng's fault. If Dan Heng hadn't said it, Big Brother might have just been talking nonsense."
Dan Heng: ?
"I suddenly understand why Xuanyu went to the company."
Walter wiped the creation engine with a handkerchief.
"By the way, I just heard you guys talking about Xuanyu. Where is he? I was just planning to ask him how to start the creation engine."
March 7 & Star: "He went to the bathroom and will be back in ten minutes."
…………
Pierpoint - Opal Office
"I###&, if you hadn't confused my mind, how could I be&#&#Masked man, I wish you%##you%##don't touch me again! Coward! Who knows%##what your face looks like under the mask...&##&%..."
Xuanyu appeared in front of Opal wearing colorful armor and a smiley mask...
Opal: ?
"Go on, I'm listening."
"I, %#/++**//&%&# (mute)"
(8 minutes later)
"Very good, it's my turn now, but your attack power is too high and I can't scold you, so I plan to give you a gift."
Xuanyu dropped a black alarm clock.
"Remember, this thing will explode as many times as the number of curse words you just used.
Depending on how much you curse, the power of each explosion can now destroy a small building. It is a conceptual building, no matter what material it is, as long as it is a building, it will collapse.
Good luck Mr. 1.7, and one more thing. This alarm clock will curse back at you as it explodes. When it turns pink, it's a snack machine, and I hope you like the snacks inside.
goodbye--"
Opal: ?
Executive in the office next door: ?
Strategic Investment Department's Air Base:?
you###&
Expansion——
I**#&&
Expansion——
Train Hall——
"I came back and felt like I was being scolded for being depressed."
Dan Heng looked at Xuan Yu who fell directly from the ceiling onto the sofa.
"You beat him up?"
"No, hitting him would make him burst. I gave them a gift."
"What did you give me? A green hat like Sambo's?"
Xuanyu took a sip of the sweet green tea.
"It was a cute pink pig alarm clock. If you scold it, it will explode. If you praise it, it will give you some snacks and small cards. Then the guy scolded for eight minutes, and 95% of the time he was silent.
I may still be cursing that thing now, but I can also consider the little green hat you mentioned. "
"Side effects aside, that alarm clock is perfect for March."
March 7:?
"This thing is very dangerous!"
Hyunwoo wiped his teacup and popped a piece of bubble gum into his mouth.
"It's okay. It will explode depending on how badly you curse. If it's a bad guy or a little idiot, it won't be triggered at all. But if it's the kind that's particularly dirty, it will expand--"
Xing: To be honest, I want one. When I encounter an enemy I can't defeat, I take this out, curse at him a few times, and then use it as a bomb.
Xuanyu took out a pink pig alarm clock.
"I'm giving it to you. Remember to treat it well and don't use it as an emotional trash can. Of course, you can say sad things to it, it will comfort you."
Xing took the pink pig alarm clock and said, "Really? What a good little pig. So cute!"
A few bottles of drinks and scattered snacks appeared on the ground in front of Xing.
Xing picked up a packet and took a few bites.
"This is the real deal! Then try to curse me, you bastard."
Xuanyu:?!
March 7:?
Dan Heng:?
Alarm clock: "Your fault."
Expansion——
Xuanyu acted extremely quickly and a blue shield was put on the alarm clock.
"Is it really explosive?"
"I...Danheng, Sanyue, I suddenly want to hit someone."
Walter, who heard the noise, came over with the creation engine.
"This alarm clock does look very girly, and it's pretty nice."
Looking at Xing who had already fled the scene of the accident, Xuanyu sighed helplessly and turned his head to Walter.
"Forget it, we'll settle the score later. What's wrong? Is there something wrong with this Creation Engine?"
Xuanyu looked at Walter with a strange look.
"How exactly is this started?"
Xuanyu thought about it and seemed to have forgotten to add the startup lines.
"Mr. Walter, do you have any favorite lines? I've activated the recording mode, just say it directly."
Walter's old face turned red. "Wait, do you still need this?"
"Oh, this sentence, I am also surprised, let alone the enemy. As expected of Mr. Walter, he is very thoughtful. This opening sentence will definitely catch the enemy by surprise!"
"Sigh - can it be changed? Actually, I just thought of it."
"Um, it's already been recorded. Just finish reading your activation words. You can add words later."
"This... is also possible. It is an unexpected function. I shouldn't have so many requirements."
…………
Star Core Hunter——
Silver Wolf: I feel like I can laugh for an amber epoch.
Kafka: Bao? What happened?
Silver Wolf: Because Opal's curses were too harsh, the masked man came back and gave him a bomb that would keep exploding.
Silver Wolf: The company is exploding every moment now.
Silver Wolf: That Opal is still attacking. He is using his shield to post condemnation videos. In order to reduce losses, the company threw them into the pit together. He has been deleting videos, and those videos are only circulated on the internal network.
Kafka: They?
Silver Wolf: Opal and that bomb, that little thing is arguing with Opal.
Silver Wolf: I’m dying of laughter. It’s worthy of being called joy. You can not live, but you can’t not have a life.
Kafka: It looks like the company is a bit pitiful.
Silver Wolf: Pitiable? Do you want to look at your own bounty before you say that?
Kafka: Po, it's time to finish Elio's script.
Silver Wolf: Doesn’t that mean you’re the only one needed to show up?
Kafka: Yeah, so I can't chat with you anymore, right? And I need your skills.
………………
"I think this little pig is not impossible. It doesn't seem as dangerous as I imagined." March 7 was eating the KitKat snacks that Xing didn't have time to take away.
Xuanyu drank the sweet green tea in one gulp and took out an identical pink pig alarm clock. "I knew women were fickle creatures."
When Xing was in the room scrolling through her phone, trying to see what her elder brother had done, someone sent her a message.
"This is? Silver Wolf? Wow, what explosive news did Silver Wolf dig up?"
Star & Silver Wolf——Private Chat
Silver Wolf: It's so funny, you have no idea that the usually high and mighty Interstellar Peace Company was blown up by a masked fool.
Xing: I know.
Silver Wolf: Tsk, then you definitely don’t know what happened to the company after being blown up by that Masked Fool’s bomb!
Xing: I don’t know what it looks like exactly, but I know what the bomb is.
Silver Wolf: How did you know? It took me three minutes to break into the company’s 56-layer internal firewall before I could see this message.
Silver Wolf: Forget it. You definitely don’t know that thing will explode and curse at the same time, and there is a senior executive cursing with that thing.
Star: Pink Pig Alarm Clock.jpg
Xing: Is this it?
Silver Wolf: What is this? Your alarm clock? Wait...
Silver Wolf: Why is yours pink? No, why is the one from the company black? No, that's not right either... Where did you get this?
Star: Pink Pig Out Snacks.mp4
Star: Correct way to use it.
Silver Wolf: ??? I asked you where this thing came from!! This is not how to use this thing. Also, the tone of your video is so disgusting.
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