Xuanyu:?
???&Xuanyu——Private chat
???: Is there any fun in Aha's Order?
Xuanyu: Masked brother, the existence of things itself is a kind of fun, right?
Aha: Aha, don’t give such a serious answer. Aha wants to hear the envoy’s proposal.
Xuanyu: Okay, okay, maybe you can go plant the rich tree next to the wall of the reserve, and then report the location to the hunting patrol. Maybe...
Aha: Aha, it sounds interesting. Aha decided to give it a try.
Xuanyu: Also, throw the fragments of harmony in Nanook's face, and then slap Nanook. You will see whether the idea of destruction is more extreme or the idea of harmony is more tolerant.
Aha: Aha received a fun messenger, and Aha can have fun every day. Aha decided to insert the pharmacist's corner into the fool's wall.
There was a knock on Xuanyu's door.
dong dong dong-
"Who?"
"Brother, it's me. March asked you to play a pillow fight with us."
"Are you sure you want to have a pillow fight with me?"
"Well, March said that no matter how strong you are, you can't hurt someone with a pillow."
"Hey, you guys don't know anything about abstract numbers in fantasy. Okay, okay, I'll play with you. Don't cry if you lose."
A few minutes later, in March 7's room——
"It's a foul - how can a pillow hit someone by itself? What the hell is this?"
"I'll dodge...ah...brother...your ultimate attack...is too powerful..."
“Pillow Soldier uses headbutts on March.
March's pillow is mine, Xing, try this! A superb strike - hahaha, double kill!"
Xuanyu began to spin under the quilt——
“Count down the days to your own, and listen to your lullaby at night.
Final move, a promise of dandelions blooming under the starlight——
Second stage skill, the moon is a gift from Guanghan——"
"what--"
"what--"
"Eh? My pillow soldier died in the battle with March? Never mind, I'll just use hers. Hmm? March's pillow also died under the power of the super strike? Never mind, the same goes for Xing's."
(The knocked-out Xing & Sanyue: Okay, okay, that's how we play it, ah-minos.)
…………
For a man like Xuanyu whose mind is filled with the excitement of fighting, making trouble, and acting cool, being gentle and sympathetic to women might be a topic in the future.
The next morning—
"You slept well, Xuanyu, how about Xiao Sanyue and the others?"
Walter looked at Xuanyu who came out of the next room.
"If nothing unexpected happens, they are probably sleeping in March's room."
Walter: What were you doing last night? I seemed to hear some dandelions and the moon, and it was shaking.
Xuanyu: In the pillow fight, they fought two against one and were killed. I just...
Sanyueqi and Xing opened the door with sad faces.
"Hey, hey, it's obviously you who cheated. Whose pillow would fly all over the sky?"
Xing: That's right, that ultimate attack... It's like being washed in the face by Doommon's laser. It hurts like hell. How can a pillow possibly deal as much damage as Doommon?
March Seven & Star: And your dandelion, it doesn't make sense at all, right? The whole room is shaking, and your Guanghan moon, it made everything in the room fly up.
Xuanyu: Isn't that what the rules say? Can't you just hit him with a pillow? It doesn't say you can't use your own little skills, right?
"Small skill?"
"Self-made?"
Walter interrupted the topic with a tactical cough.
"Ahem... Let's go meet Taibu. Jingyuan contacted me last night."
Xuanyu: Dandingsi?
Walter: Well, Miss Tingyun is already downstairs in the hotel.
Xuanyu: I think I can talk about one thing.
Walter: What?
Xuanyu: The Lord of Extinction we are going to fight is Tingyun. At the beginning, I found her stats very strange, sometimes 0.5 and sometimes 6.7, it feels like she is compressing and hiding.
Xing: Brother, let’s kill her!
Xuanyu: Idiot, just kill her like that? How can we prove that she is Huanlong?
Xing: It's simple. Big brother will kill her and Dan Dingsi. Then Lord Juemie will not be able to bear the humiliation and will plan to die together with them. We have tried our best but are still powerless.
Xuanyu:?
Xuanyu ('-')ノ)`-') star
"You are so bold to say that. People without moral integrity in the company can do whatever they want. They are not good people anyway, and their money is not clean. They just use the currency hegemony to overdraw the planet's resources every day.
But Luofu has a lot of common people. Besides, I don't want to be targeted by the hunting patrol, and I don't want to kill the hunting patrol.
Without hunting, abundance is everywhere. Today a tree grows, tomorrow a zombie crisis breaks out. One day a train explodes... or a tree grows on the train.
Or bless that wild star core, and then the universe will be full of your brothers and sisters, and we will open up a new world."
Xing covered his head: It hurts... the fourth time, damn Luofu. I got beaten for the fourth time.
March 7: What should we do then?
Xuanyu: Just pretend you don't know and see what she wants to do. To be honest, I want to see Dan Heng become the Dragon King God of War and Huanlong Tata Kai.
Xing: Dragon King God of War... No wonder Dan Heng was silent. Was Dan Heng so strong in the past? The reason for leaving his hometown was indeed because he had blown up Luofu. Otherwise, how could the dignified Dragon King God of War be driven out of his home?
March 7: ...You should talk less. If Xuanyu and Danheng get in touch, we will become colorful little windmills.
Xing: I don’t think Dan Heng is capable of doing something like that.
Walter: Ahem, enough small talk. Even if it's just a play, we should go down. It's time to meet up.
Hyunwoo: Oh.
Xing: Oh.
March 7: Why do you two always have this strange tacit understanding?
Chapter 32 Star: Why can it jump?
"My benefactors, the battle at Dandingsi has already broken out. It's time for us to go and provide support."
Xuanyu: I know, I know. Taibu, can’t you hold on a little longer?
Tingyun: My benefactor, you are joking. Lord Taibu has done his best, but the evil creatures keep coming in with great force.
Dandingsi————
March 7: The battle is so fierce...
Xing: It feels about the same as March’s room last night.
Xuanyu looked at the abundant dogs all over the ground.
"Why are there so many dead dogs? Won't it stink if they're piled here?"
Walter didn't see many Cloud Riders, so he judged that the main force was in deeper levels.
"There are not many soldiers, which means that the Cloud Cavalry is full of fighting power when they are here. Let's go deeper into the battlefield."
Xuanyu glanced at a soldier and a fox man in green clothes in the distance.
"Let's go. There's a fox man in green clothes ahead. He looks a bit like a military doctor."
March 7: How did you know?
Xuanyu: In this case, what else is there besides a military doctor? There is no such model in the Abundant Evil.
…………
"You are not Cloud Riders, why are you here? It's very dangerous."
Walter stood in front and explained.
"We are the aid requested by the General. May I ask where the others are?"
"They actually brought in the short-lived species as reinforcements... Haha, Jing Yuan really has no one left to use."
Xuanyu directly grabbed the fox man’s neck.
"Haha, you speak in a disdainful tone, calling me by my name, you are the enemy!"
"Didn't you come to the Immortal Boat to achieve immortality? There's no need to look at Jing Yuan's face..."
Before he could finish his words, the fox man was annihilated into colorful smoke.
"Haha, I really didn't see the general's expression. He should still be crying and making a fuss in Shen Ce Mansion over the 150,000 yuan bill."
Xing: Brother, Yunqi next to us is not dead yet.
Yunqi, who was standing aside, spoke in a trembling voice.
"You guys should leave quickly. The fortune teller is just ahead. I may not have much time left. It would be nice to hear such a secret before I die..."
Xuanyu slapped Yunqi on the forehead.
"Give me a smile, why are you dying? Get up and smile."
"Why? The evil spirit is receding..."
"I deleted some bad things from your mind, such as failing grades and so on. Goodbye, remember to smile more."
In front of the Cloud Riders Camp——
"State your purpose... Wait, it's you guys - come in quickly, it's dangerous outside."
March 7: Do you know us?
Guard: You are the general's guests. The fortune teller has already figured it out.
Xuanyu: That’s a very accurate calculation.
…………
Walter: The star core caused anomalies related to abundance. Could it be that the Secret Teachings of the King of Medicine gave up their disguise because of this? That shouldn't be the case. The main force of the Cloud Riders was intact. There must be something we don't know about.
Xuanyu: You see, there are no words on my face. I skipped this part. I don’t know.
Walter: Ask the Cloud Riders in the camp.
After asking for a long time, several people got no information at all.
Xuanyu: So besides the secret of the King of Medicine and the fusion of the Star Core and Jianmu, what other information is there?
Walter: There is too little information. We...
A notification interrupted Walter's rhythm.
"Master Taibu, you are back!"
"Sorry for the long wait, everyone. I am here to find out the mystery of the Medicine King's secret teachings."
Walter: The war was going badly, but Taibu led the troops by example, which was admirable.
"Who says the battle is going badly? The Medicine King's secret teachings have been planned for a long time, and the means are amazing. Our army is not at a disadvantage either, so how can you say the battle is going badly?"
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