Siheyuan: Laoliu's blessing to create the strongest life

Li Jianxun was so anxious that he almost cried, as if he felt guilty for not being able to help.

"What? You have family?"

"Yes"

"This is bad news. It's hard to deceive people with family members."

Yi Zhonghai was worried and at a loss for words.

It is morally unacceptable to ask others to vacate their houses when they don't even have enough space for themselves.

"Master, how many family members does he have? Four houses are not enough, and there are two side rooms?"

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai was a little speechless, Jia Dongxu quickly reminded him.

"Yes, four main rooms and two side rooms, how many people can live here? How many people are there in your family? It's not enough to accommodate them?"

Li Jianxun slowly stretched out a finger.

"a hundred?"

Not only Yi Zhonghai was shocked, everyone else was also shocked.

One hundred people?

Even if we build a house on this 300 square meters, there won’t be enough space for living.

It’s bad. I hope his relatives won’t occupy our house.

Li Jianxun shook his head and extended his index finger again?

"What on earth do you mean by that?"

"one"

"Oh, one."

Hmm? One?

Yi Zhonghai repeated it subconsciously, then suddenly looked up and stared at Li Jianxun, a little bit unable to believe what he had just heard.

"Yes, there is only one person, but there are several dogs."

"Uncle, let me tell you, our dog likes to live in a single room."

Li Jianxun looked very serious.

At this time, not to mention Yi Zhonghai, even other people could see that this kid had been playing tricks on Yi Zhonghai.

"Boy, are you blatantly looking down on me?"

Yi Zhonghai was a little angry and embarrassed. No one had ever dared to treat him like this, but today he was fooled by a rookie.

"No, no, you are a man of high moral character. How could I look down on you?"

When Yi Zhonghai heard this, his expression slightly eased.

"I am blatantly ignoring you."

"Grass (or plant), Zhuzi Dongxu, copy the knife, do it"

Yi Zhonghai couldn't bear it any longer and jumped up.

"Uncle, it's not necessary, it's not necessary"

"The young man is ignorant, Lao Yi, are you also ignorant?"

"Don't be impulsive, because impulsiveness will lead to crime"

"Hurry up and stop this old man, don't let anything happen"

Liu Haizhong, Yan Bugui and others tried their best to stop them, not for Yi Zhonghai, but for themselves.

If something happens in the yard, the reputation of this civilized courtyard will be gone, and the supplies for the New Year will also be gone.

After this incident, Yi Zhonghai slowly came to his senses.

He finally realized that moral blackmail didn't work on Li Jianxun.

This move is a fatal move for loving people, but it is nothing to those who are not loving.

But don't panic, as I am the person in charge of the courtyard, I still have a plan.

Yi Zhonghai secretly winked at Jia Dongxu, who nodded slightly and whispered a few words to Jia Zhang.

The second trick is Jia Zhang's unreasonable and spirit-summoning method, which always works.

"Oh my god, this bastard is bullying us orphans and widows, everyone come and see"

"There are six of us living in one room. My daughter-in-law is about to give birth and has nowhere to go. I asked for his house because I think highly of him. How could I not ask for someone else's house? But he doesn't appreciate it. It's unfair."

"I am a widow, and no one can bully me. I'd rather die. Old Jia, please take him away. If he stays here, he will be a nuisance to the hospital."

I have to say that Jia Zhang's movements, expressions and tone are all very spot on, a performance worthy of an award-winning actor.

"Pah, pah, pah, pah"

There was a burst of applause, Jia Zhang stopped crying and looked over curiously.

This was not a big deal, but Jia Zhang was so angry that she almost fumed.

Li Jianxun was smiling and clapping, and even found a brick to sit on.

"Auntie, why did you stop?"

"Is it because there aren't enough audiences that the performance is not satisfying? I'll go to the street and call a few more people. Please wait for me."

After saying that, Li Jianxun stood up and was about to go out to call for help.

For the first time, Jia Zhang felt that she had met an opponent in her life.

What the hell is this.

"You little bastard, are you here to make fun of me? I'm going to tear your mouth apart."

After saying this, Jia Zhang pounced on him with her teeth and claws bared, just like a mad old sow.

"Stop~"

Li Jianxun made a stop gesture.

"You bastard, are you scared now? Leave one room for our things, no, leave two rooms, and I will spare you, otherwise I will scratch your face."

Jia Zhang was complacent, thinking that Li Jianxun was afraid of her.

"Auntie~"

Li Jianxun called out affectionately.

"Why? Don't think I'll spare you if you call me nicely. If you don't leave two houses, I'll scratch your face."

Jia Zhang narrowed her triangular eyes and answered unhappily.

"Look at you, it's just two houses, isn't it? It's not a big deal."

"How about this, if you agree to one of my requests, I will give you two houses."

"Young man, you have finally spoken sensible words. Tell me, what is your request?"

Jia Zhang was secretly happy, and it was me who had to take action.

It's no use relying on Yi Zhonghai. I got the two houses as soon as I took action.

Jia Dongxu secretly gave his mother an affirmative look, which made Jia Zhangshi almost float up.

Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui on the side were a little anxious. If one of them asked to change two rooms, they could do it too.

Everyone else looked envious at this good thing.

Only Yi Zhonghai had a gloomy expression. He wanted to see something from Li Jianxun's face. He had already seen from the beginning of the confrontation that Li Jianxun was not an easy person to deal with.

"Just tell me now, I'll go pick a room right away. From now on, I, Jia Zhang, will protect you in the courtyard, so don't be afraid."

Jia Zhang was a little impatient.

"I'm curious about what the old Jia you mentioned looks like?"

"Can you call him up so I can see him?"

Chapter 17: Single-handed Domination

As soon as these words came out, the whole place fell into silence.

This child is not a human being...

"puff"

Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but burst out laughing.

This sound also woke everyone up. This was even uglier than slapping Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu in front of everyone.

"You little bastard, are you kidding me? I'm going to kill you."

Jia Zhang's eyes turned red with anger, and she screamed hysterically and rushed towards Li Jianxun.

The speed is as fast as a running pig.

Li Jianxun moved and dodged.

But Jia Zhang couldn't stop herself and rushed into the trash can without slowing down.

Now she was covered with vegetable leaves and dirt, as well as a few pieces of yellow sticky stuff, and we had no idea what it was.

Jia Zhang started throwing a tantrum right there.

"Oh no, I don't want to live anymore. This bastard beat me to death. He must compensate me with two houses. Otherwise, this matter will never end. My head hurts, my legs hurt, and my arms hurt..."

"Hip axis. What about hip axis?"

Li Jianxun interjected and gave a friendly reminder.

Jia Zhang was stunned, then she rolled her eyes in anger and her blood boiled.

"That's right, keep this position, keep it up."

"Let's applaud Aunt Jia for her wonderful performance"

After saying this, Li Jianxun led the applause.

Yi Zhonghai slapped his forehead and failed again.

It doesn’t matter, there is another trick.

Send out his two gold medal fighters.

"What a rebellion! This courtyard was always harmonious before you came, but it became a mess after you came. I think you are a disaster."

"Neighbors, I suggest that we kick him out of the courtyard. He doesn't deserve to stay in our friendly courtyard."

As soon as Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, Jia Dongxu, Jia Zhangshi, Liu Haizhong, and Yan Bugui immediately expressed their agreement, and a few others also raised their hands.

"You are so good, Yi Zhonghai. The country chose you to be the head of the courtyard because they trust you and let you handle the trivial matters in the courtyard, not to manipulate the opinions of the masses to steal people's money and occupy their houses. You have failed the country's expectations of you."

"Also, I never expected that you would actually implement the feudal patriarchal system in the new society. Now that the Qing Dynasty has fallen, do you still want to restore feudalism? Do you still want to restore the "Four Olds"? Do you still want to go against the country and the people?"

After being slapped with this big hat by Li Jianxun, Yi Zhonghai cried out that he couldn't bear it.

The country is now cracking down on the "legacy" and "four olds" of the old society. Anyone caught will inevitably spend a year or two in jail.

"You, stop talking nonsense. I'm doing this for the sake of neighborly harmony and the rational use of resources."

"In that case, as an uncle, you should take the lead. Give one of your houses to Jia Dongxu. Jia Dongxu will thank you, and so will Old Jia."

Li Jianxun said it simply, and Yi Zhonghai was shaking with panic.

"Isn't my house small? If I had four big rooms, I would have given them away long ago. You are too stingy, young man. A pregnant woman with a big belly has nowhere to live, and you gave the house to them to live in. It's a good deed, but you say it's a loss."

"Our compound has always emphasized mutual help and love..."

Before Yi Zhonghai could finish his words, the sound of Jia Zhang slaughtering a pig was heard again.

"Our family is already in such a difficult situation. Living in your house means we are close to you and respect you. Don't be so ungrateful. Don't young people know how to respect the elderly?"

"I'm telling you, if you give me two big rooms today and give me a new set of clothes as compensation, this matter will be over. Otherwise, we will call the police and have them arrest you."

Jia Zhang said fiercely.