Siheyuan: Laoliu's blessing to create the strongest life

Director Wang saw that everyone was silent and officially announced:

"Since everyone has no objection, I will officially appoint Comrade Xu Damao as the second uncle of the hospital."

"I hope that Comrade Xu Damao can assist Comrade Li Jianxun in managing the courtyard house and handling conflicts and disputes between neighbors."

Xu Damao excitedly stepped forward and said that he would perform his duties conscientiously and make everyone satisfied.

Shen Xiu'e in the crowd jumped for joy twice, and her round breasts swayed a few times.

She was so happy and so proud.

My man is so capable, I must reward him well tonight, using the Lightning Dragon Drill.

Just like that, Director Wang and Director Xu left.

As soon as the two men left, everyone in the hospital came to congratulate Li Jianxun.

They all wanted to get some benefits from Li Jianxun. He was the deputy director of the steel rolling mill and the director of the experimental base. Any little bit of money they could get from him would be enough to improve their lives.

"Congratulations, Deputy Director Li. You have become the boss of the factory again. Our factory is so proud now."

"This is really what everyone expected. If Chief Engineer Li can become the head of the yard, what problems can't we solve in the future?"

"Yes, yes. With Chief Engineer Li here, nothing is impossible. I would say this is a blessing for everyone."

"If the people from other courtyards knew that the uncle in our courtyard was Chief Engineer Li, they would go crazy and apply to move in. It would be a great honor for us."

"Exactly. They are nothing like the three before. They weren't even team leaders but they were always in a group. They made us feel ashamed when we went out. Ugh."

Faced with everyone's compliments, Li Jianxun just smiled, waved his hand and responded modestly.

Xu Damao followed behind Li Jianxun, not daring to say much, just acting as a qualified little follower.

People like Yi Zhonghai, Sha Zhu, Jia Dongxu and Yan Bugui were in a different mood.

First I failed the selection and then I was ridiculed by people in the hospital. I felt like needles were stabbing me in the heart.

Yi Zhonghai looked at Li Jianxun and Xu Damao in the crowd with a very ugly expression.

He was trying hard to find a way to deal with Xu Damao and drag him into the water. He was determined not to let him become the leader of the labor dispute team and the second boss in the courtyard.

Because Yi Zhonghai knew Xu Damao too well, once Xu Damao gained power, he would definitely take action against those who had offended him in the past.

Without a doubt, the first to bear the brunt are himself and Shazhu.

If it really comes to that, he will be in a passive position and will have to wait to be slaughtered.

As for Li Jianxun, Yi Zhonghai didn't dare to touch him, at least not without the right opportunity.

He planned to wait for a good opportunity to kill the enemy with one blow.

Just when some were happy and some were sad, a few loud shouts suddenly came from outside. The sound was clearly transmitted to the middle courtyard and everyone heard it.

"Hurry up, someone, the stick has fallen into the pit!"

"Is there anyone here? Someone come quickly, the stick has fallen into the pit."

Chapter 209: The Tragic Banggen Takes a Feces Bath (This Chapter is Slightly Toxic)

"What? The stick fell into the pit?"

"Oh my poor grandson, don't be afraid, grandpa is here to save you!"

Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai became anxious instantly and rushed out on the spot, fearing that they would get an extra bite of the stick if they were a little late.

Sha Zhu also followed closely, but what he was thinking about was Qin Huairu instead of Bang Geng.

If Qin Huairu needs him and he is not there, how sad Qin Huairu would be.

After the three of them left, Jia Dongxu was left behind and couldn't escape.

It has to be said that Jia Dongxu was a ruthless man. When he heard that Banggeng was in trouble, he struggled with his two arms and crawled out of the middle courtyard and headed straight for the gate, not much slower than a turtle.

The people at the scene were quite excited. Yes, they were excited.

These days, if someone falls into a manure pit, it's a big show. It's rare to see it under normal circumstances, but today they were caught.

Not to mention these people, even Li Jianxun and Xu Damao became interested.

A group of people rushed out and instantly caught up with Jia Dongxu who was trying to crawl.

Perhaps because of the crowd, someone accidentally stepped on Jia Dongxu's palm, which hurt him so much that he cursed:

"It was a blind bastard who stepped on my hand. Don't let me know who it was. If I find out, I'll lie on your bed every day......"

When Li Jianxun, Xu Damao and everyone else arrived, they saw Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai running around anxiously beside the manure pit.

Bang Geng was lying in the pit with his eyes closed, looking contented. Oh, no, that's the wrong description. He was not moving at all.

He really didn't dare to move. Just now, because he flapped his arms a few more times, it sank directly to his chin. If he flapped his arms a few more times, it would go directly to his mouth.

The manure pits of this era were dug in a square shape, about two meters in diameter and three meters deep.

It does not have a sewage system like the toilets of later generations, and it is not even a septic tank, it is just a pit.

People living in the same yard share one men's and women's toilet. All the feces are discharged into this toilet. When it is full, the workers will come and take it away to make fertilizer.

It happened that I hadn't emptied it for a few days, and it was now full. Once it was full, it would be like a swamp. Not only was there no place to gain leverage, but it was also easy to sink into it.

Under normal circumstances, ordinary people passing by would have to hold their breath and sometimes even squint their eyes to pass quickly.

Because it's an eye-catcher~

At this point, the stick is no longer an eye-catching thing. Instead, it is a life worse than death, a life and death, a pain that makes one want to die, grief-stricken, and heart-wrenching..........

"Don't be afraid, Mom is here to save you."

Qin Huairu just kept talking and didn't move, there was nothing she could do.

When the rope was thrown over, Stickgan was afraid to catch it. As soon as he caught it, he would sink down, and as soon as he sank, it would be at his mouth.

The safest solution now is to put a piece of wood on top, have someone hold the wood and walk over, and then carry the stick out.

Qin Huairu shuddered at the thought of the scene of wading in the pit of feces. This was worse than killing her.

Yi Zhonghai on the side had obviously also thought of this idea, but he did not dare to speak out.

He was worried that if he opened his mouth he would have to go down.

Just like that, the scene froze for a moment.

Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai You see me frowning, and I see you racking your brains, but you just don’t say anything or take any action.

Xu Damao was not afraid of the trouble and said with a smile:

"Qin Huairu, Yi Zhonghai, isn't Banggeng your son and grandson? Go down and save him quickly."

"If you don't get down, Banggeng will drown in there. This won't be the first child to drown in a cesspool since the founding of New China."

Xu Damao wanted to provoke the two people and make fun of them, but the two people gave Xu Damao a cold look and still didn't say anything or take any action. They were both waiting for the other party to speak.

At this time, discussions gradually began to rise among the crowd.

"Well, how could this kid suddenly fall into the manure pit? He's not stupid, it's impossible that he jumped in by himself."

"Who knows? Maybe he has a habit of eating poop, and we don't know much about banggen."

Yu Li, who was standing by, heard the discussions of the people around her and lowered her head, her ears turning red.

In fact, this matter has something to do with her.

Yu Li ate too much meat during the day and had diarrhea in the afternoon. She went to the toilet three times.

When she finished her third trip to the toilet and was about to pull up her pants to come out, she unexpectedly found Banggeng lying on the cracks in the bricks and peeking inside.

Yu Li was very embarrassed at the time. How could she live her life if word got out that she had been peeped at by a child?

So she immediately went out to catch Bang Geng, but Bang Geng panicked and accidentally fell into the pit.

When Deng Li came out, the stick had quickly sunk to her neck, so she quickly shouted for help.

If Banggeng drowned in the pit, she would be implicated to some extent, but ordinary people would never dare to get involved in a lawsuit.

Fortunately, Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai came out just after Yu Li finished shouting, and the stick stopped sinking because the bottom was not as thin as the top..........

"Ah~ My good son, you must be strong!"

At this time, Jia Dongxu also climbed up.

He saw Banggeng "drunk and dreaming" in the feces bath, and shouted again:

"Bang Geng, you can't sink any further, or you'll lose your flavor."

When Banggeng heard his own father say this, he complained in his heart.

If I could get out, why would I be stuck in the pit, motionless and being treated like a monkey?

Besides, even if I soak in a manure pit for a whole day, I still can’t smell as bad as you do.

He decided that when he got out, he would unilaterally sever the father-son relationship with Jia Dongxu.

Yi Zhonghai, who was standing by, was disgusted by Jia Dongxu's embarrassing behavior and scolded him twice in an unpleasant mood, so much so that Jia Dongxu dared not speak anymore.

Just when everyone was at a loss, Sha Zhu found a large wooden stick more than three meters long from somewhere.

"Please make way, please make way. I won't be responsible if anyone gets hit or hurt."

Then he carried the wooden stick, walked through the crowd and came to the pit, and directly hit the stem of the pit with the stick.

This one hit was not a big deal, but the splashed shit instantly covered Bang Geng's head, and he wanted to die.

When everyone saw this scene, they hurriedly stepped back, fearing that the water would splash on them.

"I say, Silly Zhu, why don't you slow down? You are such a reckless man, you deserve to be unable to find a partner."

"That's right. If it splashes on me, I won't fight you to the death."

Sha Zhu didn't care about these people's complaints about him, he just kept smiling with his face up, because Qin Huairu was looking at him with admiration.

"Zhu Zi, thank you. I still have to rely on you at the critical moment."

Qin Huairu's words made Sha Zhu's heart itch. Now he became even more excited and shouted loudly:

"A real man should face the wasted life and ignore the stinking cesspool."

"Banggeng, grab the stick, Uncle Zhuzi will pull you out in one hand."

Chapter 210: Shazhu jumps into the cesspool to save Bang (this chapter is a bit poisonous)

Banggeng didn't have time to think about it. He clearly felt that the hard poop piled under his feet began to decompose and soften. If he didn't go out, he would definitely have a "big bite".

"Uncle Silly, you must hold the stick firmly."

After saying that, Banggeng stretched out his shit-stained hands and grabbed the wooden stick.

Now, he finally breathed a sigh of relief and felt a lot more at ease.

It's finally safe.

Qin Huairu jumped up excitedly and applauded Sha Zhu.

"Zhu Zi, you are really good. I know that I still have to rely on you for big things."

Sha Zhu was laughing so happily that he forgot about saving people. It was Bang Geng's shouting that woke him up.

"Uncle Silly, please pull me up quickly. I feel a little dizzy from the smoke."

"Oh~ all right, Banggeng, hold on tight, Uncle Zhuzi will rescue you right away."

After saying that, Sha Zhu gritted his teeth, exerted his strength, grasped the wooden stick firmly and pulled it back with all his strength.

Unfortunately, he forgot two particularly important things.

First, the stick holder's hands were covered with poop and were too slippery, so he couldn't hold the stick at all.

Second, Banggeng was still in the pit at that time, with more than 20 to 30 kilograms of feces hanging on his body. It was impossible for him to be taken away just like that.

Look, the wooden stick has been pulled out, but the stem is still in the pit?

What was even more terrifying was that without the support of the wooden stick, the stick sank instantly and passed over the head in the blink of an eye, and the person disappeared.

This time Bang Geng felt really good. He could feel the feces water from all directions pouring into his mouth, nose and ears.

The strong desire to survive gave Banggeng tremendous strength all over his body. He kicked the wall of the pit with his legs and successfully broke out of the pit.