Siheyuan: Laoliu's blessing to create the strongest life

He is short of oxygen!

Just now on the shore, he didn't dare to breathe and held his breath because he felt the stench. Originally, he wanted to pull out the stick and leave, but he didn't expect such a thing to happen.

After a flurry of activity in the pit, Yi Zhonghai adjusted his body and finally found a comfortable position, then used his last bit of strength to break out of the feces.

As soon as he came out, he tried his best to breathe in and out, and he almost suffocated to death in there. He became the first person to suffocate to death in a pit since the founding of New China.

Chapter 212 Banggeng was finally rescued

After Yi Zhonghai gradually calmed down, what did he vaguely hear?

Is it applause?

Because his eyes and ears were covered with a thick layer of film, he could not hear or see clearly.

Yi Zhonghai reached out his hand and scraped the things on his eyes and in his ears, then he could see and hear clearly.

It was indeed applause, and it was for him.

He also heard about the good relationship between grandfather and grandson, jumping into the cesspool for the grandson, and the fearless spirit...

The corners of Yi Zhonghai's mouth curled up, looking slightly complacent.

I didn’t expect that I would suddenly gain so many fans. Does that mean that I can return to the throne of the boss?

Sha Zhu, who was standing by, didn't know why Yi Zhonghai was still smiling smugly in the cesspool, and urged him impatiently:

"Uncle, please hurry up and lift the stick up. I can't hold it any longer."

Only then did Yi Zhonghai come back to his senses and quickly worked together with Sha Zhu to rescue Bang Geng.

After Banggeng successfully reached the shore, Shazhu and Yi Zhonghai also climbed up one after another.

As soon as Sha Zhu went up, he seemed like a different person. He stood there as if he was very honored and proud, thinking that this would make Qin Huairu look at him with even greater respect.

However, he was really overthinking it.

Qin Huairu almost vomited when she saw that Shazhu's body was covered with thick and thin patches of paste.

Moreover, Qin Huairu's concern was on Banggeng from beginning to end, and she didn't want to even look at Shazhu a second time.

"Bang Geng, how are you? Are you okay?"

"Wake up, what's wrong with you? Speak."

Qin Huairu ran to Bang Geng and saw that Bang Geng didn't speak or open his eyes, and didn't move even when she poked him with a stick. She immediately became anxious.

Jia Dongxu quickly crawled over, ignoring the dirt and stench on Banggeng's body, and stretched out his hand to shake it vigorously, but there was still no response, so he immediately shouted at Shazhu:

"Silly Zhu, tell me, what did you do to Banggeng?"

Now it was Shazhu's turn to be dumbfounded.

I went down to save your son despite the danger and the dirt, and now you blame me?

Sha Zhu didn't tolerate him and started to curse back on the spot.

"Jia Dongxu, not only did you lose your legs, you also lost your brain. It would be fine if you didn't thank me, but you blame me?"

"How should I know what happened to Banggeng? He might have been choked or held in place, stupid thing."

When Jia Dongxu heard that Sha Zhu dared to speak, he half leaned over and pointed at Sha Zhu and cursed:

"It's because of you. If you hadn't gone down late, would Bang Geng have been like this? How dare you be so stubborn?"

"If you had gone down when he first came out, would Bang Geng have been unconscious? You must take full responsibility for this and pay for it."

"Wow~~"

Everyone in the audience was shocked.

They have seen the fine traditions of the Jia family.

The unreasonable old one went in and an even more unreasonable one was left behind. Looking at the look of Banggeng, he will definitely be an unreasonable guy when he grows up.

Sha Zhu was so angry that he was about to leave, but was stopped by Qin Huairu.

"Zhu Zi, don't go. Dong Xu was so anxious that he spoke without restraint. I am still very grateful to you."

"How about this, Zhuzi, you should be a good person and give Banggeng artificial respiration. I heard that artificial respiration can bring people back to life."

Sha Zhu lowered his head, still feeling upset.

Qin Huairu knelt down far away from him. This time she didn't pounce on him and kneel down with her arms around his legs. She didn't dare.

"Zhu Zi, please have some pity on Sister Qin. I will definitely thank you and introduce my cousin to you."

Sha Zhu's expression changed again and again, but he finally agreed, and at the same time he found a way out for himself.

"Well, okay, I'm doing this for your sake, Sister Qin. If it was that bastard Jia Dongxu, I would turn around and leave."

He came to Bang Geng, took a deep breath and opened his mouth to have a close contact with Bang Geng.

When the distance was only 0.01 centimeters, Bang Geng's body trembled and then a large amount of black and yellow substance suddenly spurted out of his mouth, directly onto Sha Zhu's open mouth and face.

Ouch, this sour feeling~

Sha Zhu felt the smell hit the top of his head, then he rolled his eyes and fainted.

Afterwards, Bang Geng sprayed several more times in succession, and his stomach was obviously smaller. He then slowly opened his eyes and asked weakly:

"Where am I?"

"Oh my goodness, you're alive. That's great, great."

Qin Huairu just shouted happily at the side, but she still didn't dare to get close, for fear of being contaminated by something dirty again, even if this was her beloved son.

Yan Bugui stood up at this time and said:

"Bang Geng's mother, please rinse the blood off Bang Geng and send him to the hospital for examination and treatment."

"Let me tell you, there is the most dirt in the cesspool. Don't let them get sick. Children like this are in the most danger."

Qin Huairu also became nervous when she heard Yan Bugui say this, but how could she transport the stalks of the bamboo shoots to the yard for washing?

Yi Zhonghai quickly shrank behind Qin Huairu, fearing that he would be seen. The others also kept silent and pretended not to know.

There is no other way, I still have to rely on Sha Zhu.

Qin Hairu pinched her nose and came to Sha Zhu, saying gently:

"Zhu Zi, I want your help with something."

Shazhu didn't respond.

"Zhu Zi, I've prepared your favorite peanuts and Erguotou."

Sha Zhu didn't move.

"Zhu Zi, I've brought my cousin here, you two can meet her."

Sha Zhu stood up in a flash, looked around, and said:

"Where? Where? Where is it?"

Poor Sha Zhu was completely controlled by Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu didn't feel embarrassed at all, and immediately thought of a suitable excuse:

"Zhu Zi, I saw you lying on the ground and I was worried that you might catch a cold, so I thought of an excuse to wake you up."

"That's great. Since you're awake, please help carry Bang Geng to the yard. I'll rinse both you and Bang Geng with water."

Sha Zhu showed a touched look and said:

"Sister Qin, you are so kind to me. Wait for me to shave my body before I bring the stick in. This way it will be easier to rinse."

After saying that, Sha Zhu started to scrape the poop off his body with his hands, shaking it while scraping, making it everywhere.

Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai were closest to him, so they quickly moved away from him to avoid further harm.

The crowd watching the fun became angry when they saw Shazhu was still making trouble. This bastard was simply not a human being.

Xu Damao, who had just returned from home after changing his clothes, couldn't help but point at Sha Zhu and start scolding him:

"I say, Silly Zhu, you really live up to your nickname, you are really stupid, why are you throwing around if there is nothing wrong?"

"If you hadn't foolishly jumped into the manure pit just now, would our clothes have been splashed with manure?"

"Hurry up and pay the money, you hear me? If you don't, your master Mao will drive you into the cesspool again. Today, I'll let you have a good taste of what a gathering of a hundred people is like."

Sha Zhu was having a great time shaving when he was suddenly interrupted by Xu Damao and asked to teach him a lesson. How could he accept it?

He was not afraid of Xu Damao in the first place, and now that he was covered with poop, he was even less afraid.

"You son of a bitch, you're looking for trouble with Grandpa when Grandpa didn't bother you. Don't think I'm afraid of you just because you're the second uncle. I'll teach you a lesson today."

After saying that, Sha Zhu ran straight towards Xu Damao.

This frightened Xu Damao so much that he broke out in sweats. He couldn't imagine how terrible it would be if he were hugged by Sha Zhu, who was covered in shit.

He rushed into the crowd frantically, trying to get rid of Sha Zhu, but he never expected that Sha Zhu followed closely and also rushed into the crowd.

Now it’s going to be lively!

Chapter 213 Banggeng is sent to the hospital with a high fever

No one expected that Sha Zhu would rush in. When they wanted to escape, they found that there were people all around them and they couldn't escape for a while. They could only watch Sha Zhu rush over.

Next, it’s time for Sha Zhu to wreak havoc.

Sha Zhu was seen transformed into a "little golden man" and rushing around in the crowd, making everyone cry for their parents and in great pain.

"God, please take this monster away. It's choking me to death. Please let me out. Please let me out quickly. I can't stand it anymore."

"Oh my god, help me, please get out of the way, I'm young, let me go first."

"Don't you know how to respect the elderly, you little idiot? Get out of the way. I'm older so I'll go first."

"Xu Damao, why did you provoke him? He is a young man to begin with, and you provoked him. Aren't you asking for trouble?"

The scene was a real mess, with all kinds of screams and insults. If you didn't know, you would have thought a large-scale fight had broken out.

Sha Zhu didn't care what others thought. He relied on his current "golden light protection" to roam the crowd recklessly and chase Xu Damao desperately.

Finally, Xu Damao was caught by Sha Zhu because he was a step slow.

Sha Zhu looked at the panicked Xu Damao and laughed, and Xu Damao looked at the angry Sha Zhu and cried.

"Brother Zhu, no, Master Zhu, I was wrong, just treat me like a fart, I won't dare to do it again in the future."

Xu Damao begged for mercy with a sad face, as helpless as a little girl who was about to be raped. Even at such a close distance he could smell the strong odor on Sha Zhu's body.

Sha Zhu looked at Xu Damao in front of him begging for mercy frantically, and felt much better. He stuck out his tongue and licked his mouth.

Suddenly, he pulled Xu Damao over and gave him a big hug, and golden juice splashed everywhere.

To outsiders, this scene seemed like brothers who had been separated for many years reuniting with each other, but in fact, only Xu Damao knew the pain hidden inside.

Xu Damao vomited and tried to break free from Sha Zhu's "hug" and resisted hard, but the more he resisted, the more excited Sha Zhu became.

"Xu Damao, now that you know you are wrong, what were you doing before? Today, Master Zhu will let you enjoy what is silky and delicate."

After saying that, Sha Zhu put his arms around Xu Damao's waist and hugged him tightly again. The two of them stuck together perfectly, tighter than a passionate couple.

Then, Sha Zhu hugged Xu Damao and rubbed him up and down.

Although this action is indecent, the critical hit effect is surprisingly good.

"Ugh~, help~"

"Ugh~, someone's dead~"

Xu Damao rolled his eyes due to the friction, and his arms drooped, swaying up and down with the shaking of his body.

After rubbing it more than a dozen times, he couldn't bear it anymore and tilted his head back to spit it out.

When Sha Zhu saw that Xu Damao was about to vomit, he quickly threw him aside to avoid vomiting on him. Then he set his sights on Li Jianxun.

I couldn’t beat you before, but now it’s different. Now he is protected by the “golden armor” and is invincible.

"Damn you Li Jianxun, I will pay you back for all the humiliation you gave me before. I will make you behave yourself from now on."

Sha Zhu charged towards Li Jianxun like a wild bull. It seemed that this "golden armor" gave him great courage.