Siheyuan: Security Chief, suppressing the whole courtyard

I was just used to making dirty jokes on a daily basis, so I asked half-jokingly.

"Xu Damao, what are you saying!" Zhang Chunmei blushed.

"Hey, are you pretending not to hear me? I'm asking you if Li Mengmeng is very strong and how long he can last."

"I'm not talking to you!"

"That won't do. Hehe, if you don't tell me, I won't let you get food."

Xu Damao was having a great time flirting and didn't notice that the person standing behind him was Sister Hua!

"Xu Damao, you bastard, how dare you openly flirt with a lesbian?"

"Sisters, we must deal with this black sheep today!"

"Yes! Show him the melon!"

In an instant, six old women jumped out, grabbed Xu Damao and dragged him out of the cafeteria.

Xu Damao was stunned and shouted, "Hey? What do you want to do?"

"What? I'll take it off for you!"

"No, sisters, I was wrong. I was just joking with Chunmei. Mengzi and I are good friends. I didn't mean anything else! Besides, Chunmei looks like that... Hey! Guys from the security department, come and help! These old women are trying to strip me!"

A few guys from the security department looked at him and scolded him with laughter, "You deserve it, Xu Damao, you must have flirted with the female comrades again, right? Just be happy that we won't arrest you and parade you through the streets. Let the female workers vent their anger and forget about it."

Xu Damao was carried away in public. Zhang Chunmei covered her mouth and laughed: "Serves him right!"

......

"Whoosh!"

Li Meng raised his fishing rod and a small crucian carp weighing less than one pound flew up.

I took off the hook and threw it into the bucket, only to see that the bucket was already filled with small crucian carp.

The largest one weighs only about one kilogram, but there are so many of them.

The middle-aged man who was ice fishing next to him smacked his lips repeatedly: "Hey, young comrade, you are so lucky. I haven't caught a single fish in the whole morning, but you are so lucky. Your bucket is almost full!"

Sighing, the middle-aged man said self-deprecatingly: "I'm still called Yu (fish) Mancang."

"Haha." Li Meng laughed and said, "My luck today is pretty good. How about this, big brother? How about I sell you one, so you don't have to go back empty-handed and your wife will complain about you?"

Yu Mancang thought about it and felt that this made sense. He could take a fish back home so that his wife wouldn't have to complain that fishing during his vacation was a waste of time.

"That's fine. Sell this one to me."

Yu Mancang took a crucian carp weighing about one pound from Li Meng's bucket and said, "Two cents, little comrade, what do you think?"

"Okay, just consider it as a loss for the sake of making friends with you, brother."

“Haha, fellow angler, that’s very nice of you!”

Yu Mancang paid two cents and left with the fish, but Li Meng was not in a hurry.

He is in good health and is not afraid of the cold.

I fished until about 4pm.

It has to be said that Li Meng’s previous concerns were unnecessary. After a whole day, he caught a full 15 kilograms of fish!

Among them, small crucian carp is the most numerous.

"Take one home to eat, and sell the rest."

Li Meng kept a two-jin carp and sold the rest to a fairly large restaurant.

After putting the money into his personal space, Li Meng took the bucket, fishing rod and fish and returned to the compound.

When I reached the entrance of the alley, I happened to meet Sha Zhu.

"Wow, Mengzi, are you going fishing?"

"Well, not bad luck, you see."

"Wow, a carp. It must weigh about two kilograms, right?"

“Haha, almost.”

Sha Zhu raised the net bag in his hand and said, "See, I have half a chicken in it. Hey, how about this, Mengzi, you provide the fish, I provide the chicken, and I provide the wine too, let's have another drink?"

Li Meng thought about it and realized that his cooking skill was not very good, so it was just right to let Sha Zhu cook it. It would not be considered a waste of ingredients, so he nodded and said, "Okay, let's have another drink today!"

Chapter 21 New system, better face

The meal tonight is quite sumptuous, with two meat dishes alone, braised carp and half a stewed chicken.

With some side dishes and peanuts, Li Meng and Sha Zhu ate and drank happily.

He Yushui was also there and looked up suddenly.

"Hey, Sister Chunmei, the birthmark on your face...it's getting lighter and lighter. Is it going to disappear?"

As for Zhang Chunmei, her facial features and figure are perfect, the only thing that ruins her is her birthmark.

But the birthmark became lighter day by day, and she looked more and more beautiful. No wonder He Yushui was surprised.

Sha Zhu was also stunned when he saw it: "Hey? It's true, Chunmei, your face is almost healed? This is amazing."

Zhang Chunmei was delighted and said with a smile, "Thanks to my boss, he helped me with the treatment."

He Yushui was surprised and asked, "Brother Mengzi, you have this ability? Do you know medical skills?"

Li Meng waved his hands: "What? What kind of medical skills are these? I just know some folk remedies, a folk remedy for treating birthmarks. I tried it on Chunmei's face. Who would have thought it would actually work?"

It’s hard to explain that I know medical skills. Secondly, if anyone in the hospital has a headache or fever, won’t they have to come and trouble me?

But there's nothing wrong with talking about folk remedies. Who doesn't know some folk remedies?

"This is incredible, this is really incredible." Sha Zhu smacked his lips and said, "Mengzi, if I had known earlier that Chunmei's face could be cured, I would have won this beautiful girl in our hospital at all costs. Now you have got the chance."

"Sha Zhu, what nonsense are you talking about in front of Brother Mengzi!" He Yushui hit Sha Zhu with a stick.

Sha Zhu smiled awkwardly: "Hehe, I just said that, Mengzi, Chunmei, don't take it seriously."

"Haha, that's impossible." Li Meng smiled. He knew that Sha Zhu didn't mean it.

"Speaking of Chunmei..." Sha Zhu said, "I heard today that Xu Damao's grandson flirted with Chunmei."

"What?" Li Meng's face changed. "Is this true? Is that grandson tired of living? Chunmei, you were bullied outside, why didn't you tell me?"

Zhang Chunmei explained hurriedly: "No, the head of the family Xu Damao just played a joke on me, and then Sister Hua and a few sisters took him away to...show me the melon, which was also a punishment for him..."

Zhang Chunmei explained the whole story, and Li Meng's expression finally eased up a little: "Well, my dear, if you encounter any problems in the future, please tell me, don't keep it in your heart, okay?"

"I know the boss."

Sha Zhu also patted his chest and said, "Chunmei, Mengzi is my brother, and you will be my sister-in-law in the future. I will protect you in the factory. Don't worry, Mengzi. If I hear that anyone dares to hit on Chunmei again, I will kill him. If Xu Damao dares to have evil intentions again, you will see how I will deal with him. I will make him not be a man anymore!"

Sha Zhu drank some wine and became more heroic. He took on a lot of responsibilities like a big brother.

He Yushui pouted as she watched.

While they were talking, the door opened and Yi Zhonghai walked in.

"Hey, Mengzi, Zhuzi, are you eating?"

"Yeah." Sha Zhu scratched his head and smiled, "What uncle, have you eaten yet? Let's eat together?"

“Haha, I’ve eaten at home.”

Sha Zhu continued, "Uncle, I drank a little yesterday, and some of the things I said were too deep or too shallow. Don't take them to heart."

Yi Zhonghai said with a smile: "That's impossible. Don't I know your character? You have a sharp tongue but a soft heart. You really need to be more careful with your stinky mouth in the future."

He glanced at the table and said, "The food is good. There are fish and meat. Zhuzi, if you can't finish it, send some to Dongxu's family. You know his family is having a hard time. Yesterday..."

At this point, he glanced at Li Meng and said, "Someone messed up the donation yesterday. The days ahead will only be more difficult. We are all neighbors of the Central Court, so please help if you can."

Hearing this, Sha Zhu frowned and said, "Uncle, it's not that I don't want to help. This chicken is only half a piece, which is not enough for several of us to eat. The fish was caught by a man, so it's impossible to give it to Jia Dongxu's family."

"Haha..." Yi Zhonghai laughed dryly: "Mengzi, did you go fishing today? You're lucky. Your uncle always fishes in the front yard when he's on vacation, but sometimes he can't catch a single fish in a whole day. Okay, you guys eat, I'm going back to the house."

After Yi Zhonghai left, He Yushui said unhappily, "Silly brother, why does the old man always favor the Jia family? There are many needy residents in the courtyard. The Liu Gen family in the front yard and the Wang Dali family in the back yard are both in difficult situations, but he never helps them."

"Well, Jia Dongxu is someone's apprentice after all."

"Why doesn't he help? He earns so much a month, and even if he makes a little, it would be enough for Jia Dongxu's family. But he still has to rely on us for help. Why?"

"Okay, let's eat."

With Yi Zhonghai's intervention, several people couldn't even enjoy their meal in peace.

Li Meng lost interest and didn't drink much. After dinner, he took his wife back to the backyard.

......

"Boss, did you go fishing today?"

"Well, not bad luck."

"Hey, we're pretty lucky. I think the fish must be more than 2 kilograms, right?"

"Yes, but wife, I actually caught 15 kilograms of fish today, and I sold the rest, but I didn't tell anyone."

Li Meng took out the money and said, "Look, wife."

"Oh, it's selling for so much money!"

Zhang Chunmei blinked her big eyes, her face full of shock. This was more than her several days' wages.

"You are really capable as the head of the family."

"Haha, how can I be your boss if I can't be patient? Wife, just watch, our family will only get better and better in the future."

"Yeah! I believe you!"

Zhang Chunmei's eyes were bright and she felt that the days were becoming more and more promising.

My man is capable. He can hunt and fish.

"Hey, come on, let's give my wife acupuncture, and then we'll give her an injection!"

Zhang Chunmei now knows what an injection means. Her face turns red and she feels a little excited.

As a woman, you will know the taste of it once you taste it.

......

Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, it has been eight days since Li Meng came to the compound.

early morning.

Li Meng was awakened by Zhang Chunmei's surprised voice.

When I opened my eyes, I saw a beautiful white face and autumn-water eyes flashing with tears of joy.

"Look, sir, my face is healed, completely healed, the birthmark is gone!"

Zhang Chunmei cried with joy and lay in Li Meng's arms and cried.

It was as if she wanted to vent through her tears all the grievances and the contempt she had suffered over the years because of the birthmark.

"Oh, haha, my wife has become a beauty. Won't it be great if I take her out? This is a good thing. She even started crying."

Li Meng held her cheek and kissed her several times: "Everyone in the compound will be awake soon, wife, let's show off in the yard!"

At the same time, a new reminder sounded.

One cycle is over and the system is refreshed!

Chapter 22 Lou Xiaoe, I won’t be polite

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