"Um, thank you."

"Where are we now?"

"This is Sakaar. You wouldn't understand even if I told you." Ling Ge interrupted.

Banner turned around when he heard the voice and saw Ling Ge and Natasha. He silently pulled up his robe and said awkwardly, "Long time no see."

"Forget the polite words! I just want to ask how you got here."

"I remember that I suddenly had a fight with a giant purple potato named Thanos on Xandar, and then was thrown into the space turbulence. I don't know the rest."

Ling Ge: ...

Buddy, you are a real tiger!

Not to mention Thanos's strength, he had some special mysterious aura before completing his mission. I didn't even dare to attack him, but you went straight for him. It's a miracle that you're still alive now.

“Banner, you have to understand that you’ve lived on this planet as the Hulk for two months.

A lot of things happened during this time, and you even had a fight with me." Saul said.

"Did I win?" Banner asked curiously.

"No, I won, easily."

"It doesn't sound real."

"No, it's true."

"Bah! How shameless." Ling Ge complained, "I personally like taking pictures, so I left some photos that record the battle of the century. If you are interested, I can show them to you."

"Hey! That's not necessary." Thor immediately waved his hand to refuse, and glared at Ling Ge fiercely. Is there anyone who would sabotage Ling Ge in front of him like this? He still wanted to save face.

"Ahem! That's enough, everyone.

Don't you have something else to discuss with Banner?" Natasha couldn't help but interrupt.

Thor's face turned serious when he heard this. "Banner, my people are on the brink of death. I need you to go back to Asgard with me to deal with a powerful opponent. That opponent is my sister."

"What!" Three question marks flashed across Banner's head. He looked at Thor with a little caution, as if Thor was trying to take advantage of him.

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"No, this is too confusing." Banner shook his head. "Thor, that's your family affair. I don't want to fight with your sister."

"But she is evil incarnate."

“I don’t care what she is!

I don't want to fight evil incarnate, I'm tired of fighting."

"Why? Banner, you were not like this before." Thor was heartbroken. He had thought that Banner would agree readily, but he didn't expect that he would refuse more thoroughly than Hulk.

"Do you want to know the reason?" Banner said a little depressed, "I have lived on this strange planet as Hulk for two months, which has caused some disorders in my nervous system.

Let me explain it this way! If we compare the body to a car, in the past, Hulk and I would each hold one hand on the steering wheel.

But this time I felt like he had the car keys and I was stuffed in the trunk.

I think if I turn into the Hulk again, Banner might not come back."

"That doesn't matter." Thor blurted out, then quickly covered his face, realizing that his words were a bit hurtful.

"What? You said this doesn't matter?

Oh, I see, you're just using me to get close to Hulk, that's disgusting, you don't care about me at all, you don't deserve to be my friend." Banner said one sentence at a time, not giving Thor a chance to speak.

"No, that's not the case.

I don't like Hulk at all, he's too violent and always smashes things, I like you more." Thor tried his best to please Banner, completely forgetting that he had said something similar when he praised Hulk before.

In order to attract a teammate, Thor risked his life.

Banner didn't know this, and he calmed down after hearing him say that. "Thank you, then why did you say it was okay?"

"Well, we have Natasha. With her, you can definitely change back." Thor said, pointing at Natasha Romanoff who was standing nearby and watching the joke.

Banner looked at her deeply, knowing that he probably couldn't escape, but he still wanted to struggle, and said with a wry smile: "Does Hulk have to join the battle? You, Detective, if you two join together, there is nothing you can't defeat."

“That’s because you don’t know how powerful Hela is.

With all due respect, the Hulk is powerful and useful if we are to fight evil." Thor said.

“But Banner is just as powerful and useful.

How many doctorates does Hulk have? None.

How many doctorates did Banner have? Seven." Banner patiently compared and discredited Hulk, but left Thor speechless.

"Let's do this! Banner and I will go together, and Banner doesn't have to join the war unless it is absolutely necessary." Natasha said with a smile and gave a plan that both parties could accept.

"That's not impossible." Banner nodded weakly.

Thor didn't say much. This was already the best outcome.

"Beautiful, now that we have discussed it, let's go!" Ling Ge said, and then opened a dimensional wall.

"Wait, what...can you find me some clothes first?

You don't want me to go to Asgard wrapped in a nightgown, do you?" Banner reminded him. He was naked now, and he couldn't look for clothes after he got there!

"What are you thinking about! Go through this portal and you will reach my SHIELD spaceship.

Didn't you live there for a long time when you were on Xandar? Don't tell me you don't have any clothes."

"That's okay, let's go!" Banner said happily, and walked into the dimensional wall impatiently.

...

A few hours later, Banner, who had changed into casual clothes, couldn't help but ask, "It's almost time for us to leave!"

"Not yet, we still have to wait for two more people, Loki and Valkyrie." Ling Ge said lightly.

"What the hell? Did I hear you right? Are you talking about Loki?" Banner asked in surprise.

Natasha also looked at the two of them in doubt. That was Loki! No matter how hungry he was, he should at least check if the food was poisonous!

"I know what you are worried about, Loki, the god of trickery, nine and a half out of ten sentences are lies.

But while I'm here, he can't make any waves.

When he arrives in Asgard, no matter how reluctant he is, he has to maintain his status as a prince, save the people of Asgard or fight Hela."

"Uh, it's not that I don't believe you!

Loki is not trustworthy at all, but he is really good at stabbing people in the back." Banner said with a frown.

"I think so too. He was once the number one villain who wanted to conquer the earth and was directly or indirectly responsible for the deaths of thousands of people.

It's awkward to work with such a person," said Natasha.

As soon as he finished speaking, the Grandmaster's projection appeared on the building at the center of the planet.

“Attention people of Saka, I have bad news for you.

My mighty champion is gone, take to the streets to celebrate our champion...

The evil, evil Thor stole him away..."

"It's a little later than I thought." Ling Ge said calmly, then looked at the three people who were a little surprised, "Is it strange?

Hulk is a cash cow for the Grandmaster. He has not been in the room for several hours, and Thor has also disappeared. Anyone would be suspicious! "

"So what should we do now? Wait for them to catch us?" Banner asked.

"Don't worry, I made a special effort to make friends with the Grandmaster before coming here.

Even if he turned Sakaar upside down, he would never think of you being here with me."

Natasha smiled when she heard this, and remembered that she had never taken advantage of anyone in SHIELD before. She couldn't help but sighed, "He is really cunning!"

"Stop, Natasha Romanoff, don't use these four words to describe me, I don't deserve them.

I once thought that I would not be cheated, but when I met Sol's father, I found out that I was wrong.

Believe it or not, compared to them, I am just a younger brother."

"Haha!" Thor laughed awkwardly. "It's all in the past. Be more open-minded!"

...

In a hall, Loki and the Valkyrie each led a team to meet the Grandmaster.

"I'm very unhappy, very unhappy. Do you know what I like to do when I'm unhappy?" The Grand Master stood on a suspended platform, looking at the two acquaintances who were slowly approaching and said, "Punishment.

Now that’s my mindset, you know who I’m going to punish?”

Seeing this, Loki stepped forward and said, "Master, I can..."

"Don't interrupt me," the Grandmaster shouted.

Topaz promptly handed over the scepter he used for punishment, "Here you go."

The Grandmaster looked at her in surprise, "Why did you give me this stick? He was interrupting me, but this is not a crime punishable by decapitation."

Upon hearing this, Topaz put away the scepter with some regret.

"Where were we talking about just now?

Oh, my dear champion warrior is missing, it’s all because of that terrible Thor, your brother.

I don’t care about your past, whether you are related by blood or not…”

Loki didn't take the Grandmaster's words seriously at all, or perhaps he had expected this.

Ling Ge has been on this planet for two days, so it is only natural for him to take action.

Now all he had to do was get out of here and find Ling Ge's spaceship. There was no need to listen to the Grandmaster's nonsense.

"Give me twelve hours, and I will bring them both back alive to you."

"Two hours is enough for me." The Valkyrie said immediately.

Loki pursed his lips and gave an awkward but polite smile, "Then I'll take an hour."

"That's it." The Grandmaster interrupted their 'competition' and put one hand on his waist, "When I woke up this morning, I wanted to do a public execution.

Now I have to take care of this little matter first, so you don't have much time."

Loki and the Valkyrie turned around and left at the same time. As they walked on the road, Loki looked at the Valkyrie and a surge of anger burned in his heart, but he quickly suppressed the thought of revenge.

After he leaves this planet, the Valkyrie won’t be able to find anyone, so the Grandmaster will naturally punish her.

The Valkyrie noticed the change in Loki's expression and sneered. Thor had already announced his team list, so she could almost guess what Loki was thinking.

The two of them walked one after the other to the side of Ling Ge's spaceship.

Looking at the guards around him, and then at the Valkyrie who was about to kill someone, Loki seemed to have figured something out, and smiled self-deprecatingly, "Who told you? Lingge or Thor?"

"Guess it?"

“It must be Thor. Ling Ge is very cautious and will never tell anyone about his plan.

Only an idiot like Thor could do such a thing." Loki said with certainty.

Inside the spaceship, Thor became furious after hearing what Loki said and wanted to go out to teach him a lesson.

“Let me remind you, there are more than twenty elite soldiers guarding here.

If you go out, we will be immediately exposed to the Grandmaster, and the whole planet will hunt us down."

Thor stopped walking after hearing this, and after a moment's silence, he said, "Uh, can't you just use that portal to bring them over?"

"Hmm? How did you come up with this idea?" Ling Ge asked playfully.

Thor smiled sheepishly, "Don't look at me like that. I admit that I'm smart."

"Beautiful, have you ever thought about what will happen next?

If the soldiers below opened fire at the same time after the spacecraft was launched, our situation might be even more dangerous."

"What about time pause?"

"Haha! I have been warned by the boss more than once not to abuse the power of time.

You are the prince of Asgard! And you don’t even know this.”

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