Ling Ge: ...

I've already taken out the drive, and you're playing this with me? .

683. Be prepared, Thor is different now.

The four followed Hela's footsteps and came to Thor's current residence.

But their faces didn't look very good. If Rocket hadn't been holding him down, he would probably have jumped up and fought her to the death.

Because this so-called residence is well known in Asgard, but it has a bad reputation and is called the 'Dungeon'.

"Even if Thor was against you in the past, he is still your brother no matter what!" Ling Ge frowned and said coldly: "You are too cold-blooded to treat him like this!"

“Cold-blooded? That’s a good word. I like it.” Hela stroked her hair and said with a smile, “But you may have misunderstood something. He chose this place himself. I never forced him.”

"Impossible." Rocket curled his lips and crossed his arms, "Who are you trying to fool? Even if Thor is a little crazy, he wouldn't choose to live in a dungeon!

Wouldn't it be nice to live in a golden palace, enjoy delicious food and get a massage from a lady?"

"I'm Groot!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a cold sword appeared between the two of them, scaring them so much that they could not move.

“You are talking to the God King. You will be punished for not showing basic courtesy.” Hela sneered.

At this moment, a hand grabbed the sword blade. Ling Ge carefully moved it aside and said respectfully, "Your Majesty, you should be more generous and not argue with these two outspoken guys."

“Hmph! I’ll give you a favor.” Hela put away her sword and looked at the guards at the dungeon entrance. “Open the door.”

"Why are you so proud? We have caught him because of the detective." Rocket whispered behind him.

“My ancestor! Can you please shut up?” Ling Ge said with a wry smile. He could clearly feel the hint of murderous intent in Hela’s eyes, although it was not strong, and even a little insignificant compared to a few years ago.

But she is the goddess of death after all. Although she has changed her ways and her nature is gradually becoming more peaceful, she will never show mercy to anyone who dares to challenge her majesty.

He was sure that if he had not stopped them just now, Rocket and Groot would have been in great trouble. They might not die, but they might lose limbs. If they were lucky, they would at least be injured and bleed.

"That's right, Rocket, you should say less." Banner said gently, with a heavy look on his face. "I don't know much about Thor's sister. The last time I met her, she was killing people in Asgard. She is completely cold-blooded and ruthless. If you can't control your mouth, we will probably be implicated by you."

Rocket was a little unimpressed when he heard this, "Don't we have Ling Ge? Hela can't beat him."

"Haha!" Ling Ge rolled his eyes, "You can never imagine how horrible a woman's revenge can be.

I can protect myself against Hela, but it will probably take a lot of time to defeat her, but..."

Rocket interrupted Ling Ge directly, "It's enough to beat her, the rest is not important."

"No, no, no, it's actually very important." Ling Ge said immediately, fearing that Rocket would think he was safe and start to act recklessly, "First of all, Hela can pull out an army of death at any time in Asgard, and the number is endless.

Secondly, she is the God Queen of Asgard. Being her enemy means that the entire Asgard is your enemy.

I can beat her, but I may not be able to save you, understand?"

"I understand." Banner nodded. He was very clear about this, and it was also the reason why he was unwilling to come to Asgard.

But his teammates were too powerful and sold out this honest man without leaving any trace.

Rockets also wisely chose to shut up. Although his personality is a bit eccentric, his IQ is definitely not low, on the contrary, it is very high.

Lingge and Banner are both walking on thin ice, so he and Groot have to be careful as well.

Because Thanos's snap wiped out half of all life in the universe, the security of the universe has become much more chaotic. However, due to the suppression of Hela, the iron-blooded god king, the Nine Realms are relatively peaceful, and there are far fewer prisoners in the dungeons.

At a corner, Hela stopped and said, “You can see him when you turn around. Thor is my biological brother. To be honest, I am very happy as his sister that so many friends have come to see him.

But you'd better be prepared, he's... different from before."

"It's okay. It's no big deal even if you lock him up for three years." Ling Ge said calmly. Three years is nothing to the Asgardians who have a lifespan of thousands of years.

Especially since Thor is the God of Thunder, who possesses godhood and has completed awakening, it would be easy for him to live for tens of thousands of years.

It’s only three years, it will pass in a snap.

Hela’s expression changed slightly, and she seemed to be hesitant to speak, which made everyone have a bad feeling.

"You won't abuse him, will you?" Banner couldn't help but ask, with a hint of worry in his tone.

“No, he and I don’t have a deep hatred.

Besides, I, the goddess of death, don’t have the habit of mistreating my enemies. Anyone who offends me will be killed with one sword.” Hela said lightly, glancing at the few people.

The rocket fell into an icy cave, Groot felt that winter had come, he was like a dead tree shivering in the cold wind, and Banner couldn't help but shiver.

Hela was very satisfied with the performance of the few people.

As for Ling Ge, he just nodded expressionlessly. She was not surprised by this. Strong people always have their own confidence.

"I'm leaving now. I feel ashamed to see Thor in his current state."

"Wait." Rocket mustered up the courage to stop her, "This is a dungeon, what if you lock us up here?"

Hearing this, Hela seemed to have heard a huge joke, and her serious face could hardly hold back.

"Ahem! If it's just you and this tree, maybe this dungeon can be contained, but with Ling Ge and this green guy, do you think it's still possible?

Besides, I am now the God King of Asgard, and every move I make symbolizes the majesty of the throne. I really can’t do such a tasteless thing.”

Ling Ge nodded. He knew very well that what Hela said was true. With her personality, she would not resort to any conspiracy or trickery to deal with anyone.

"Then can you give us the key to the cell? He's been locked up for so long, maybe he should get some fresh air!

If you don’t give it to me, I will have to break the door violently.”

A trace of surprise flashed across Hela’s face, and she said playfully, “Who said I locked him up?

He is my only relative in this world. Although he doesn't like me as his sister, blood is thicker than water after all. Blood never lies. I treat him well!

In short, you should understand when you see him, the mighty God of Thunder has become so decadent. No wonder Odin would do everything possible to make me the king of gods.

If Asgard is really handed over to him, it would be an understatement to say that it will not move forward."

After saying this, Hela did not stay for long and returned directly the same way.

"Hey! Let's go see Thor first!" Ling Ge suggested, and then led a few people to the corner.

The scene that came into view made the four of them a little unbelievable: a standard single room with a bed, a desk, and a few books.

This is the standard of house arrest, but who can tell them what the fat guy snoring in the bed is like?

"Why are you here?" A familiar voice came from the front of them.

"Ah!" Banner seemed very happy. "Valkyrie, it's nice to see you, crazy girl."

The Valkyrie was stunned for a moment, carefully sizing up the green hunk, silently comparing him to the unbeatable champion in the Sakaar Arena, "I think you're better in any other look than you are now."

Banner didn't care. The image of Hulk was deeply rooted in people's hearts, and it would take some time for everyone to accept the green doctor.

He pointed at Rocket and Groot and introduced them: "This is Rocket the Raccoon, and this is Groot the Treeman."

"Hello beautiful lady."

"I'm Groot."

"Are you here to look for him?" the Valkyrie said, pointing at Thor who was soundly sleeping.

"That's right." Ling Ge nodded, "But his current state really makes it hard for people to associate him with the former all-powerful Thunder God. He looks just like a fat otaku!"

The Valkyrie shrugged, "It's not hard to understand. Asgard and the people of the God Realm were assigned to Hela by Odin.

This was a relief for him, and I could see that he saw himself as a warrior rather than a king.

But three years ago, you failed, and the warrior Thor lost his mother and brother and was devastated, and no one could persuade him.

I thought he would be depressed for a while, but I didn't expect him to...

In short, it’s hard to describe in a few words! "

Several people turned their eyes to Thor, who had a beer belly and a naked upper body, and felt that it was a bit outrageous.

"I suddenly feel that calling him to help is not a wise decision." Ling Ge murmured.

"Crazy girl, can you wake him up first?" Banner said embarrassedly.

"Okay, no problem." The Valkyrie said, then she took out a bottle of wine from the corner and violently unscrewed the cap.

As the bottle cap fell to the ground, the three of them clearly saw Thor on the bed move his nose slightly, turn over unconsciously, and roll off the bed.

boom!

"Where's the wine! Give me the wine." Thor said dazedly, stood up and walked straight through the cell bars.

This scene left the four people stunned. Hela really didn't lie to them. This cell was just a decoration!

"I can't give it to you. You've already exceeded the drinking limit this month." The Valkyrie laughed, and under Thor's distressed gaze, she drank the whole bottle of wine in one breath without leaving a drop.

"How annoying! You did it on purpose." Thor shook his head and smiled bitterly.

"Someone is here to see you. This is the quickest way to wake you up. You can look back."

"Hela, I warned you not to bother with me." Thor turned away disapprovingly, then stood there in a daze.

684. The Dusty Artifact, Thor's Fat House Form

After a brief moment of daze, Thor seemed quite excited, with his mouth wide open, "Brothers, oh my god!"

As he spoke, he walked towards the four people with his arms open.

First he gave Banner a bear hug, "Oh my god! I'm so glad to see you guys."

"Come here, you adorable little troublemaker." He then turned his attention to Rocket Raccoon, grabbing his head and rubbing it against his fat belly.

The Rockets were caught off guard by this move and wanted to break free, but their arms were no match for his thighs and they could only endure Thor's enthusiasm.

"Stop touching me, that's enough."

The young tree man took a step back and allowed as many branches to grow on his body as possible.

But when Thor saw his old friend, he didn't care about this at all and gave him a big hug through the branches.

After a series of crackling sounds, Groot's face, which looked like he had lost all hope in life, appeared.

Finally, it was Ling Ge's turn. "Long time no see. I missed you so much."

Seeing an "oil field" coming towards him, Ling Ge decisively stretched out his right hand, "I have mysophobia, don't come over! And I'm not interested in men."

"It's okay, just a little hug." Thor shrugged it off and continued walking forward.

This time Ling Ge really couldn't help it, so he activated the time stop skill and stopped Thor's time.

Two seconds later, he finally broke free, shook his head violently, and said aggrievedly, "How dare you treat me like this? I still regard you as my best friend."

"Come on! If you really think so, you wouldn't care about my feelings." Ling Ge said directly, and then looked at Thor with a strange expression, "Logically speaking, your divine power should gradually increase with age, but why are you not improving but regressing!"

"How is that possible? It must be your illusion." Thor said confidently, but to everyone it sounded a little bit like he was trying to cover up something.

"Really?" Ling Ge looked at the fat man in front of him who weighed at least 200 pounds, with some doubt in his eyes.

A few years ago, time stopping had a great effect on Thor, but since he got Stormrage and truly awakened the power of Thundergod, the effect of time stopping is not so obvious.

But he had just stopped Thor for two seconds. Two seconds was enough for Thor to die several times.

This may be because Ling Ge has become stronger in the past three years, but Thor's strength has definitely declined and is definitely not as strong as it was three years ago.

"Of course." Thor smiled and waved his hand. "You forgot that a few years ago, I single-handedly saved the situation on the battlefield in Midgard. I defeated Thanos' army and almost killed him."

"Stop bragging." The Valkyrie rolled her eyes at him and ruthlessly exposed him, "Just look at your current body shape and you will know that your strength has definitely regressed."

"Want a fight? Valkyrie.

The Son of Odin will teach you that a sleeping lion is still a lion."

"Come on! Do you really think I'm afraid of you?" said the Valkyrie unwillingly.

"I am Groot." The tree man said abruptly, interrupting the confrontation between the two.

"What did he say?" Thor looked at Rocket and asked. After all, this raccoon was the only one who could understand what the tree man meant and was the only translator in the universe.

Rocket spread his hands and explained, "He asked you where you put the Storm Axe?

That artifact was the result of the joint efforts of the three of us, and the axe handle was made by Groot cutting off one of his arms.

But he couldn't find it after searching for a long time, and he missed it very much."

“Um…” Thor hesitated for a moment, rolling his eyes, “Well…well, I hid it.

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