Don't blame her, after all, she is really busy, and a large galaxy depends on her to protect it alone!"

"I know, but she's going too far." Ling Ge said gritting his teeth.

"what happened?"

"She agreed, but she needed my help with something, otherwise she couldn't get away.

Haha! Why didn’t I notice this before?

She is so greedy that she actually wants my help to end a war."

Nick Fury and Hill looked at each other, "Excuse me, what is the scale of the war..."

"It's basically five times more than Thanos' army. She really thinks highly of me!"

1118. Lying about military intelligence, everyone has learned to take advantage of the situation

Two days later, Ling Ge looked up at the sky filled with smoke and let out a long breath.

Carol flew over from a distance and said with an awkward but polite smile: "Thank you very much, you really helped a lot this time.

Your child's full moon party will be the day after tomorrow! I will definitely be there then."

"Haha! Don't think that this matter can be put to rest just because you have a good attitude.

Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel, I am really disappointed in you, you know?" Ling Ge said speechlessly, "I came to invite you with full sincerity, but you

It's fine if you want me to help you fight a war, but isn't it too much to exaggerate the scale of the war?"

"I'm sorry, I really didn't expect that either."

"Tsk! If apologies are useful, why do we need SHIELD?" Ling Ge pointed at the countless wreckage of warships and the piles of corpses on the planet, "Is this five times the size of Thanos' army? This is clearly fifty times!

If you haven't learned math well, I can ask someone to teach you.

But you can't just fool people with false information just because you didn't learn math well!

Do you know how desperate I felt when I saw this number of troops? "

"Calm down, calm down." Carol smiled and waved his hands, "I thought it was just a matter of destroying a wave of space pirates, but I didn't expect that the pirates from these several galaxies would unite together.

The merger of dozens of large criminal gangs is naturally much larger than I expected."

"I believed your lies." Ling Ge sneered, "You mean I just happened to encounter this once-in-a-century opportunity?

Should I open a bottle of champagne to celebrate? Or should I go back and buy a lottery ticket to see if I can win the jackpot?

I thought you were a very honest person, but I didn't expect you to be so good at lying. I'm so disrespectful!"

Carol: ...

"Don't worry about these details!"

“This is not a detail!

Ten times more troops than you said, that's another matter entirely!"

Carol smiled awkwardly, "Actually, if you think about it from another angle, this isn't a bad thing.

At least after this war, many surrounding galaxies will be at peace for more than ten years."

“But what does this have to do with me?

These galaxies are several light years away from the solar system, so even if they are in chaos, they cannot affect me."

Carol was stunned for a moment, then smiled bitterly and said, "I know you don't like to meddle in other people's business, so just consider it as a favor to me this time."

"That's so easy for you to say."

“But you seem to fight more easily!

With such a large fleet, it would take me a lot of effort to defeat them, and it would be almost impossible to completely annihilate them.

But for you, it only takes a few minutes, it's just a piece of cake, don't take it so seriously!"

"How dare you say that?" Ling Ge rolled his eyes at her and said seriously, "If you had made it clear in advance that you were going to kill so many people, I wouldn't have been so unprepared."

"These are all scum and villains, they deserved to die." Carol said indignantly, "Thanos at least left half of the people alive, but the planets they walked on are completely barren.

None of these people are innocent, we are just doing justice for the people.”

"Tsk! That sounds nice, but you're just using me as a pawn!" Ling Ge sighed, "But it doesn't matter. I'll just enforce justice on behalf of the heavens!

As long as you can attend on time, my help to you will not be in vain."

"Don't worry." Carol said proudly, "I have enough free time now.

After attending your child's full moon party, you can also take a long vacation or something."

The corner of Ling Ge's mouth twitched violently. It was just a suspicion before, but now it was confirmed.

Carol was the real mean one. She used him to earn a long vacation. All the others combined couldn't compare to her.

"Huh!" Ling Ge took a deep breath, "Be there on time the day after tomorrow. I still have to find the rest of the people. Bye."

"goodbye!"

...

A dimensional wall emerged in the universe, blocking a spaceship.

Inside the Milan, Peter Quill looked at the portal in front of him in surprise, "How did this thing appear here?"

"Who knows." Rocket spread his hands, "This thing seems to be Ling Ge's patent. I guess he has something to do with us!"

"I am Groot!" The middle-aged tree man nodded in agreement.

"In that case..." Peter Quill thought for a moment, "Rocket, pull the boat over."

“Quil, are you sure?

I don't think he invited us to a party because his wife had a baby.

It might be very troublesome, and we might have to save the universe again." Rocket crossed his arms and said speechlessly, "The most important thing is that this is still a volunteer service, and there is no payment at all."

"We have to go, we owe him a huge favor.

And..." Peter Quill paused here, wanting to say something more.

"And what?"

"They've parked the dimensional wall right in front of our spaceship. Do you think we can dodge it?"

"It seems like he is determined to win!" Rocket laughed, then pushed the joystick forward and rushed towards the dimensional wall.

The spaceship passed through the dimensional wall and came to a cliff by the sea.

Peter Quill and others walked down from the Milan and looked at Ling Ge who was sitting on a rock with his back to them. "Long time no see, why did you choose such a place?"

"It's just a spur of the moment! I just killed almost eight-digit pirates, and this place can help me calm down as soon as possible." Ling Ge said meaningfully.

At this moment, he finally understood why Odin liked to look at the sea alone, and why Ancient One liked to go to Mount Everest to see the snow.

There is a reason for this; nature can indeed bring peace of mind.

"I knew it was no good coming to us!" Rocket said with a smile, "Quil, we may have to face more than eight digit enemies this time."

"Don't say it, I regret it now.

If I had known earlier, I would not have come here. I should have turned around just now."

"I'm Groot!"

There are a few black lines on Ling Ge’s forehead. Why does everyone think that something bad is going to happen when they see him?

"Ahem! Can't you guys think of something better?

My wife gave birth to twins, and they will be one month old the day after tomorrow, so I specially came to invite you to attend. "

Hearing this, Peter Quill and the others looked at each other, somewhat stunned.

"Hahaha!" Rocket couldn't help laughing. He turned and looked at Peter Quill. "I just said that casually. I didn't expect it to be true."

"You really got lucky." Drax said in surprise.

Peter Quill hesitated, "I really want to join, but..."

"Stop." Ling Ge interrupted him immediately, "I know what you want to say, every one of you is like this.

The excuse they use is always being busy, but their purpose is often the same: they want my help. "

"Um..." Peter Quill was not embarrassed at all, but full of interest, "Are the others also...busy?"

“Yes, there are all kinds of excuses.

Some were catching wanted criminals, some were short of money, some were looking for successors, some were busy with official business, and some were looking for girlfriends. The most outrageous one directly dragged me over and had an epic fight with me.

Excuse me, which one are you?"

Peter Quill was confused. He thought he was the only one who was shameless, but he didn't expect that everyone was like this. So there was nothing to be embarrassed about.

"To be honest," Rocket said, "we are planning to build a more high-end and classy spaceship, preferably one with a swimming pool and a gym.

Quill is a little thinner now, but I have a feeling he'll gain weight back."

"Rocket, if you can't talk, just shut up. Didn't I buy a dumbbell?"

"Yeah, you bought it, but you gave it to Thor after just a few days of using it." Rocket said, glancing at Quill's belly with a look full of disgust.

Quill took a deep breath to hold back his stomach, then looked at Ling Ge with an awkward smile, "Don't listen to his nonsense, I am the captain of the Milan."

“It doesn’t matter, but my energy is limited, so I can only help you with a small favor.

So it’s best to find a balance and never push too far!"

"Don't worry, I know the rules. As long as the difficulty is lower than the battle you participated in, it's fine, right?"

Ling Ge's mouth twitched. "You can say that, but I'm very tired now and don't want to fight any more battles."

“I didn’t ask you to fight.

Gamora, you should be able to help me find her back!"

"Oh!" Ling Ge shook his head. "I thought Loki was the only weirdo, but I didn't expect there would be another one."

"Just tell me whether you want to help or not!

Of course, considering our friendship, I will attend your child's full moon banquet even if you don't help me."

"Now that you've said this, I can't refuse."

Quill was overjoyed, "You agree?"

"Otherwise, it doesn't matter whether I look for one or two. To me, there is no difference.

You will see her the day after tomorrow, but whether you can keep her or not is not my business."

"Thank you!" Peter Quill gave Ling Ge a big hug. "As long as I can see her, that's enough."

"You're welcome.

By the way, isn't Thor with you?"

"No, he stayed on the Milan for a while and then went out to surf alone."

"Correction, Quill, he went to lose weight." Rocket curled his lips, "Unlike some people who only talk but don't practice."

"It seems he also knows that his fat body affects his image!

You guys should know where he is, right? ".

1119. Thor, the god of thunder who is losing weight, and his psychological trauma towards his sister

The Milan passed through several space wormholes and stopped at a cliff where a mountain spring was flowing.

Thor was sweating profusely in the cliff cave, trying to reduce the fat on his body as much as possible.

Although he has not yet reached the level of extraordinary appearance and well-developed limbs, his bloated figure has become much thinner than the previous year.

Hearing the roar of the spaceship, Thor ignored it, simply smiled and continued with his push-ups.

But when he saw Ling Ge coming with Peter Quill and others, he subconsciously paused for a moment, frowned slightly, and then stood up.

With a single wave of his hand, the Storm Axe surrounded by thunder flew from a huge rock behind him into his hand.

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