Masked Rider from Marvel World
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"This...but..."
“No buts.” Hela said angrily, “Just consider it a punishment for drinking so much.”
Ling Ge suddenly felt a little pain in his liver. He looked at Hela and nodded weakly, "Okay! I'll listen to you."
“That’s right!” Hela said proudly, but she breathed a sigh of relief in her heart. “Come on! I’ll help you go to the bedroom to rest. We haven’t slept together for a long time. I’ll make it up to you tonight.”
"Hmm?" Ling Ge was no longer sleepy at once, and the drunkenness was somewhat dispelled.
During Wanda's pregnancy, he fulfilled his duties as a husband and endured it even when he was very anxious.
After the baby was born, I didn't dare to have sex with her because I had to consider her health, and I dragged it on for a month until now.
I had been planning on having sex tomorrow, but I didn’t expect my wife to actually bring it up on her own initiative.
"Okay! But let me have a sip of water first!" Ling Ge said with a wry smile, "Maybe I'm too drunk and I mistook you for that crazy woman Hela again."
“No,” Hela said immediately, and she began to get anxious. She felt that she might not have as much time as she expected.
"Not yet?"
"Of course not.
I didn't intend to let you drink the water, and Hela is my sister, I won't allow you to say that about her."
Ling Ge: ...
"Why don't you believe me?
I'm very good at judging people, and the goddess of death is definitely not someone who can be easily dealt with.
He could attack a married man like me at any time, and then you might lose me."
Hila was shaking with anger, but her face was full of amusement. “You dare?”
"Don't dare."
“That’s all.
I'll help you up first, so you can experience the long-lost feeling."
"Wait!" Ling Ge suddenly stopped and turned to look at the drunks lying on the ground. "I have to throw them out first, otherwise it will feel really awkward."
“Let Sylvie do this kind of trivial matter!” Hela said while trying to remain calm. “She is a god after all. She will recover in a short while.”
“No, I can ignore other things, but not this one.
It's not that I don't trust Sylvie, but this will take a lot of time. It would be so embarrassing if she finds out something!" Ling Ge said seriously, "Leave it to me!"
Woz! Come here and throw these nonessential people out as far as possible."
Hela: ...
Damn it! This is going to be a failure! .
1143. What a misunderstanding! The one who pretended to be drunk was Lao Liu
The next moment, a ball wrapped in a gray scarf suddenly appeared in the hall.
Hela's heart sank to the bottom. She had taken everything into consideration, but she had forgotten that Ling Ge had a shrewd servant.
Now all she could hope was that Wozniacki couldn't see through her disguise, otherwise she would become the biggest joke of this party.
"Your Majesty the Demon King." Woz saluted respectfully, then looked at 'Wanda' behind Ling Ge and smiled meaningfully.
"Princess, are you special today?"
Hela forced a smile, not knowing how to respond.
But she was sure of one thing: Wozniacki had definitely discovered her disguise.
"Your Majesty, you know..." Wozniacki paused halfway through his words, "Yes, you must know. How could you not know?"
"What did you say?" Ling Ge rubbed his dizzy head in confusion, "Can you explain it more clearly?"
Woz was stunned for a moment, and immediately said: “Nothing, I wish you a good dream, and of course the princess too.
I will take care of everything and make sure no one disturbs you.
However, I feel it is necessary to remind you that you should consider the princess's feelings and not just have fun yourself. "
Hela’s pupils widened slightly, and she suddenly felt that good things were coming.
I thought I would fail, but who could have expected the reversal to come so quickly.
Woz must have misunderstood something, but it was a good misunderstanding, a perfect misunderstanding!
"It's really inexplicable. Do I need you to remind me of this?"
“Don’t worry about it. Just have a good sleep!” Hela said with a smile, and then helped Ling Ge to the bedroom.
She didn't even turn on the light before putting the half-drunk and half-awake man on the bed.
...
At the same time, Wozniacki in the hall casually moved a chair and sat down, took out the 'Demon Advent Calendar 2.0', and read it with relish, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Have you guys gotten enough sleep?"
The person was lying on the ground in a shapeless state, motionless, and only the sound of breathing could be heard.
"Although I'm not as powerful as the Demon King, everyone here combined may not be my match. Do you think you can hide it from me? Or do you really need me to force you out?
Don't blame me for not warning you, I don't like to show mercy."
"No, don't be so hasty." Loki stood up with a wry smile. At this moment, he was very sober and not drunk at all.
"One?" Loki laughed disdainfully, "I meant 'you', right?"
Loki was stunned for a moment, then turned around and looked at the drunkard lying on the ground. He couldn't believe that there was another Old Six besides him.
"Could you have misperceived it?"
"Oh! Who do you think I am?
As the most loyal and capable retainer of the Demon King, it is essential to stay awake at all times.
I think it may be because we haven't seen each other for too long that you have forgotten some of my abilities." Wozniacki said, and then took out the future notebook, "What should I write?
Guiding the future is also a technical job! With my current ability, it is not impossible to exile some people to other time and space, and it is the kind of exile that is permanent. "
"Wait a minute!" Sylvie, who was lying on the table and drooling, suddenly raised her right hand.
Snapped!
Loki slapped his forehead, “It’s all because of you, God of Trickery. I almost forgot about you.
He was so drunk that even I was fooled."
Sylvie rolled her eyes at him and said, "If you are often hunted by the Time Mutation Administration, it won't be difficult to learn this skill."
"What else?" Wozniacki said calmly.
"It should be gone." Loki spread his hands, "We are the only two here who can use spells to remove negative status."
“The biggest flaw of smart people is that they like to be smart.
If you don’t get up, I’ll take action.”
The person lying on the ground remained motionless, and Loki and Sylvie looked at each other in bewilderment.
"Oh! Why bother?" Woz sighed, wrote a line in his notebook, and then glanced at the most embarrassed guy on the ground, "It's your own fault."
The next moment, a chandelier on the ceiling suddenly broke and fell straight onto Thor.
"Ow!"
Thor let out a howl, but before he could react, dense electric currents and sparks wrapped around his body, and his whole body began to twitch continuously.
A few seconds later, Thor, whose body was charred, opened his mouth and blew out a puff of black smoke.
"How cruel!" Sylvie murmured.
"How mean!" Loki shook his head, "I would never have thought of it, how could it be you?
Thor, you have really changed."
"Stop talking nonsense, I am still the same me."
Loki looked unconvinced, “You didn’t pretend to be drunk before!
And you wouldn't just let it go when I vomited on you before, but you actually managed to hold it in."
"I'll settle the score with you later." Thor said angrily, then looked at Wozniacki kindly, "Actually, I was really drunk, but I retained a tiny bit of consciousness before I completely collapsed.
I am a god after all, a god who controls thunder and lightning, so it is easy for me to sober up."
"I understand, but you were pretty stubborn when I asked you to stand up just now!"
"Ah this..."
"Stand while you're at it."
"Okay!" Thor was stunned for a moment and then looked at his good brother, "Loki, let's discuss the matter of you vomiting on me?"
"What? You still want to hit me?" Loki retreated behind Sylvie. "There are two of us here, and you vomited all over me, too. We're even now."
"We'll talk about your business later." Woz interrupted the two and looked at the others lying on the ground, "You guys are almost done pretending!
Do I have to invite them one by one?"
"No, no." Rocket stood up with a somersault and patted the motionless tree man.
"I'm Groot!"
Soon after, the other members of the Guardians of the Galaxy also stood up one after another.
"You guys?" Thor suddenly felt a little frustrated. Just as Loki didn't expect that he was pretending to be drunk, he didn't expect that these people would deceive him too.
"You guys let me down so much."
"Don't get me wrong, they are really drunk." Woz shook his head speechlessly.
"Are you really drunk? But how do you explain this situation now?"
"Hahaha!" Rocket put his hands on his hips, "Have you ever thought about how much time has passed since we got drunk?"
"That's right," Quill said. "It was still light when we fell, and now it's dark."
"But why are you only now..."
"What would you do if you saw Ling Ge drinking with others as soon as you regained consciousness?" Drax asked confidently, "Would you dare to wake up?"
Thor's tone paused, and he said weakly: "Of course I don't dare."
"That's it, we can only bear the pain and go back to sleep.
Besides, judging from your current condition, you are many times stronger than us.
I thought you were a brave man, but I didn't expect you were so good at sneaking and playing tricks."
“This is different, I have never retreated when charging into battle, but Lingge’s alcohol is really crazy.
Besides, wasn't I drunk too?
I dare not pretend to be drunk in front of Ling Ge."
"Yes! But the physical fitness of you gods is really amazing." Quill said sarcastically, "You can wake up anytime you want.
Unlike us, we can only rely on Groot's pollen to barely regain some energy."
"Ahem!" Woz coughed. "The Demon King is in a good mood today, but it's not appropriate for you to stay here now."
"I understand. I understand." Thor said playfully, then winked at Loki and Sylvie, "Let's go now."
"The Guardians of the Galaxy can leave, but you three should stay." Woz chuckled, "I believe His Majesty the Demon King will be happy to see you when he wakes up."
"That's not necessary!" Thor said with a wry smile, and he was about to back out. "My training isn't over yet!"
Loki and Sylvie also wanted to leave here, so that they would have some buffer time before tomorrow morning.
"Do you think you have the right to refuse?" Wozniacki said as he took out the Transcendence Drive. "Of course, if you think you can beat me, you can give it a try."
"I don't know if I can beat you, but you can still leave if you want to." Thor said confidently.
“You’re right, I can’t catch up with the speed of Rainbow Bridge.
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