Reject me, you damn woman.
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"If this is the question, then let the most honest genius princess come down to help you common people. I want to be the first to answer it!"
A simple truth can't faze her at all!
Chapter 80: Burning the CPU (4.5k)
"I really didn't expect that the puzzle to enter the door would be so terrifying. It seems that I have to let Her Majesty the Princess take the lead for you."
Historia bared her little fangs, and the corners of her mouth almost rose to her ears.
Isn't this a blessing in disguise? After being a funny character for so long, Historia himself almost doubts whether he is the protagonist.
What sincerity test? To put it bluntly, it's nothing more than Cricket Purple Gold Flower's poor lie detector device. It's no match for Her Highness Historia!
Look at her cock broken!
"Xia, it's not necessary to do this. Besides, maybe classmate Lin En will have other ideas."
Elena took Historia's hand, wanting to help her one last time.
The hell ahead is called social death!
"Hmph, Xiao Ai, it's nothing. For a princess, courage and honesty are virtues. Unlike some guys, they just swing their swords around like a vulgar woman and become cowardly when faced with a real problem~"
"Tsk!"
In response to Historia's obvious implication, Novi could only snort in disdain to express her attitude.
"So, Miss, what is your answer?"
The gargoyle's head turned towards Historia.
"My biggest secret, you better listen carefully."
Historia wiped his nose, clenched his fist, and said in a deep voice:
"In fact, I am the most gifted and beautiful girl in our family in the past thousand years. I was chosen by prophecy. I have the ancient and wild evil god seal in my body. I must save the world and become the queen."
She suddenly turned around, pointed her white jade finger at Lin En, covered her mouth with one hand, and said with a sneer:
"Hey, you bastard Norton over there, if you kneel down and kiss the back of my feet now and confess what you did to me in the past, I might make you an eunuch when I become the queen~"
You are still a eunuch, why don’t you let me be your wife?
Lynn rolled her eyes and ignored her.
Elena was full of question marks. Xia also had these settings, how come she didn't know about them before?
Novi frowned, looking serious.
I thought she was just a shameless girl who seduced her brother, but I didn't expect she had such a great background...
"Humph, I knew you wouldn't believe it."
Seeing everyone's suspicious looks, Historia didn't take it seriously. He turned around and knocked on the gargoyle's head:
"Hey, everyone, you can tell the difference between real and fake, can you tell me if what I said is right?"
However, when Historia was about to turn around and leave, the gargoyle's eyes suddenly glowed red, and it stretched out its giant hand, grabbed Historia's right ankle, and lifted her upside down:
"Lies! Visitors, the count's tolerance for you has reached its limit. As punishment for lying, ma'am, you must be the first to answer the count's question, otherwise all of you will be judged as failures!"
"what?!"
Historia was caught off guard by the giant hand and was picked up in an instant. She stared at Lin En, who was closest to the gargoyle.
Lin En was also caught off guard by this wave of benefits. The skirts in this world do not have anti-gravity. After being lifted upside down, the hem of the girl's skirt fell down, and her smooth and flat belly and slender waist were instantly exposed in front of Lin En.
Although Princess Historia had lifted up her skirt in front of him, this inverted perspective was indeed a nice experience.
After accidentally looking up a little further, Lynn almost couldn't hold it in.
It would be fine if it was just the strawberry bear, but why did it change to black lace after I criticized it as childish last time? Does this mean that I have turned evil?
Fortunately, I asked Elena to use illusion magic to interfere with the surrounding video crystals in advance, otherwise Historia's book of "The Pregnant with Fire" would be sold from Purple Gold Flower to Fire Rose tomorrow...
"You bastard, you bastard, you are not allowed to look at me!"
It was not known whether it was because of the accelerated blood flow caused by being hung upside down, or for other reasons, but Historia's face turned red and she kicked her calves frantically. However, in the eyes of the fifth-level gargoyle, this was just a futile struggle.
Why is this different from what I thought? It is clear that during the trial, I only need to use fire magic...
"Fool."
Lin En finally couldn't help laughing out loud.
"You don't think you can get away with it like a trial, do you? Unlike the low-level equipment that can only detect lies by monitoring body temperature and humidity, this is a five-ring gargoyle. Isn't it easy to install a mind monitoring array?"
"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Historia was really furious now. She just realized that the method to deceive the lie detector was clearly taught to her by Lin En, and his second attribute was also fire. The reason why the other party did not try to answer the questions was obviously that he was waiting for her, the guinea pig, to take the initiative to trial and error!
"You cunning bastard!"
Facing Historia's anger, Lin En just spread his hands. To be honest, he was just thinking about how to trick the little princess into remembering it herself and deceiving the testing equipment. He didn't expect that she would be so smart. He couldn't blame himself for that.
The fifth-order gargoyle's arms were stronger than pliers, firmly locking Historia's ankles. No matter how hard she struggled, she couldn't get away. She could only try her best to pull up the hem of her skirt, which could only barely cover her thighs. Lin En's comment on this was:
The more you try to hide something, the more obvious it becomes.
Seeing that Historia was still not answering, the gargoyle turned to the three people nearby:
"Teammate can answer on your behalf, as long as the answer is correct."
"Wait, I want to answer it myself!"
Historia hurriedly stopped him.
"Xiao Ai, answer the question honestly. We can't deal with a fifth-order gargoyle right now. There is no other way."
Elena sighed helplessly.
"Oh, courage and honesty are virtues."
Novi added another stab with an expressionless face.
Obviously, no one would sympathize with the little female ghost who was still gloating...
"Damn it! I'll answer, I'll answer, alright!"
Historia was also in despair, with tears in her eyes, and said viciously.
If it were her, she might just give up.
But if she didn't answer, the whole team would lose the qualification to enter, and she really couldn't do such a thing that would hold them back.
"So, question, what is your most shameful secret?"
The gargoyle turned to Historia again, the red light in his eyes even more intense than before.
Historia, who had been making a lot of noise just now, was now quiet. Her face was flushed red, and she whispered in a voice quieter than a mosquito:
"Yesterday, before I went out, I took advantage of Xiao Ai not being in the room, secretly put on a maid outfit, put on the cat ears that the annoying guy gave me, and used the magic crystal to record a lot of images, because I thought it actually looked pretty good..."
That's it?
Although it is quite embarrassing, it doesn’t feel good enough!
Lin En shook his head, and the gargoyle obviously felt the same way:
"Not enough, is that all?"
However, in everyone's impression, Historia, who was originally thought to be going to make a scene after being questioned, just turned his head slightly and looked at Elena with empty eyes, with a tear falling from the corner of his eye:
"I'm sorry, Xiao Ai."
A question mark appeared above Elena's head.
"In fact, I hate it. When I was forced by that nasty guy to lift my skirt, when I was forced to wear a maid outfit to study with him, when I lost a card game and he led me by a collar to walk in the garden at night, I told myself that I should hate it. I am the princess. As long as I endure this kind of humiliation from a scumbag, I will make him pay me back tenfold in the future."
"and then?"
The gargoyle didn't care about Historia's inner thoughts.
“There’s no going back!”
Historia finally broke down completely, tears streaming down her cheeks:
"At the beginning, I really resisted, I really tried to resist, but now, when I see a maid outfit, I want to try it on myself, and when I see animal ears, I want to wear them on my head. I'm sorry, I know it's wrong to do this, but I can't control myself anymore. I can only watch myself become more weird every day, and even try on those clothes behind Xiao Ai's back. I'm sorry, I'm a lewd princess!"
puff!
The giant hand that was holding her suddenly loosened its grip, and the gargoyle withdrew its hand with satisfaction. Historia fell headfirst to the ground, as if unwilling to face reality. Her body twitched and she let out a low whimper.
And Lin En couldn't help but raise his head at a forty-five degree angle.
No, if I lower my head at this moment, the tears that I have been trying so hard to hold back will leak out.
But then again, Historia is not the only one who has gone astray.
I'm clearly trying my best to be annoying, but why does it feel like I've become part of Her Royal Highness the Princess's training plan?
What went wrong?
"next."
The gargoyle's jaws grated and rumbled.
Elena and Lin En immediately felt like they were facing a formidable enemy, but at this moment, Novi took the initiative to step forward and said:
"Humph, if it's just such a boring question, let me take the next one."
Neither Elena nor Lin En expected that someone would take the initiative to answer questions, but Novi's eyes were full of determination.
That despicable and filthy princess, don’t think you can’t see it. She actually used that inexplicable confession to attract her brother’s attention!
It's impossible to let her succeed, absolutely impossible!
If it's just a problem of this level, I'll be the one to shatter her unrealistic dream!
Cricket shame issues are no problem for her at all!
"Your answer?"
The gargoyle's voice was still so emotionless.
Although her will was as firm as a rock, when she was about to speak, Novi's voice trembled a little:
"Because I haven't seen my brother for two months, I was in the palace a few days ago, wearing my brother's clothes, and...satisfied some of the needs that adolescent girls have."
The defeated Historia could no longer make any sound, and Elena didn't hear what this sentence meant, but Lynn, who was experienced in theory in his previous life, had a subtle expression.
Isn't this the requirement you think of?
I have always treated Novi as my own sister, so what went wrong?
Although the two are not related by blood in theory, if the Queen mother knew about it, she would definitely send herself to the Zijinhua Orthopedics Department.
Fortunately, it was discovered early and there was still time to correct it.
After all, as the hidden fourth princess, Novi was ignored and bullied by many people. I took the initiative to take her out to play, and it was understandable that she was wrong and privately sublimated the family relationship. I have to thank the gargoyle, otherwise it might not have been discovered in time.
Moreover, although this answer is also very socially deadly, in fact, compared to Princess Historia who exposed the XP system, Novi is the less rude one.
Just as Lin En was comforting himself, he heard the gargoyle speak again. However, for the first time, the monster, who had never had any emotions, hesitated in his voice:
"You...didn't lie."
“But this is asking about something you’re ashamed of, not something you’re proud of.”
As soon as these words came out, not only Lin En, but even Elena who originally wanted to pretend not to hear, and Historia who was already defeated and twitching on the ground, could not help but look at Novi who was standing in the center of the field.
The latter, on the other hand, let out a "tsk" sound, revealing an expression of "as expected". Then, he spoke with an unhappy look on his face: "Well, I solved it not once, but five times. It's just that after five times, I really didn't have the strength... Only five times. As I am now, I don't think I am worthy of... my brother."
"pass."
The gargoyle nodded, and Novi walked back to where she was, head down, like an eggplant hit by frost. Lin En, who originally thought that everything was still in time, suddenly felt a heaviness on his shoulders.
Is it still too late...?
"It's your turn."
The gargoyle turned its head again.
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