……

"Sister Hannah, I brought you some game, come and try it."

Yuan Hua put the fried mushrooms on the table.

"You guys are back. Wow, that big bear outside your house scared me. I thought wild animals had invaded the village."

Hannah wiped the sweat from her forehead.

"If I hadn't seen the name tag on its neck, I would have almost screamed."

Hannah patted her chest in shock.

The presence of a name tag means that this pet is not actively aggressive and is well trained.

This is also the difference between wild animals and pets used by villagers.

However, few people keep pets. In this kind of imperial environment, it is a problem whether people can get enough food, let alone raising such a big bear.

"Its name is Panda. I brought it out from the forest. I can't say it has a well-behaved personality, but I can say it is quite docile."

(ps: when you are full.)

"Can I touch Panda's head?"

Hannah stuck her head out and looked at Panda who was lying flat in the yard next door.

(ps: It’s not too much for Jelly to raise a Husky, Beifeng to raise a Slime, and Yuan Hua to raise a Siberian Hamster, right?)

"Okay, better bring food."

Yuan Hua tapped the table lightly and said, "Let's try this first."

“I picked them all myself.”

"Wow————Brother is so thoughtful?~"

Hannah didn't care about the bear anymore, she trotted to the dining table and prepared to start...

“Use chopsticks.”

Yuan Hua stopped Hannah's hand with chopsticks.

"This dish is fried. If you grab it with your hands, the oil will get everywhere in a short time."

“I’m not very good at using chopsticks.”

Hannah took the chopsticks from Yuan Hua's hand and clumsily picked up the mushrooms on the plate.

"Slow down, don't rush."

Yuan Hua came behind Hannah, put his arm around her waist and held her right hand with the other.

"It should be like this..."

"Don't...don't do this...Yongtae is sleeping in the room..."

Hannah struggled gently, afraid to wake up Yongtae in the room.

“Shh—”

Yuan Hua blew on Hannah's ears, and Hannah's body softened a little...

"I won't go in..."

"so I……"

The Biggest Lie of the Year

……

"You are such a jerk... huh... huh... you are such a jerk... huh..."

Hannah straightened her clothes and then threw the dirty clothes into the basin.

(ps: sent by Yuan Hua.)

[Trivia: In fact, bras appeared as early as the ancient Roman period (our Western Han Dynasty), but they were not passed down. In the early 20th century, this thing revived and gradually evolved into bikinis. It’s really cool!!!]

(Note: Don’t say that it was Komaro who taught you.)

"I agreed not to go in, and you lied to me again. I hate you so much."

"Just tell me whether you have learned it or not."

Yuan Hua watched Hannah pick up the mushrooms skillfully and put them into her mouth.

In the fight just now, every time Hannah picked up the mushrooms, Dalong would speed up, making it difficult for Hannah to hold the mushrooms steadily with chopsticks.

"That's not the way to learn. What if Yongtai suddenly wakes up and walks out? We'll both be doomed..."

Hannah patted Yuan Hua's chest gently, she was even reluctant to use force.

"Oh, it hurts."

Yuan Hua pretended to be uncomfortable...

"Hey, stop pretending, it's so annoying..."

Hannah looked at Yuan Hua lovingly, but her hands and mouth were not idle either.

……

"What a big bear! Based on my experience, this is a monster cub. I don't know what species it is."

Yongtai looked up and down at the sleepy Panda in front of him.

"It seems to be a female bear..."

"..."

Panda glanced at Yongtai lazily, then fell to the ground and fell asleep...

"This sleep quality is too good..."

Yongtai's mouth twitched slightly...

"How do you tell male from female?"

Yuan Hua grabbed a bear leg and lifted it...

boom! ! ! ! !

"Puff--"

Yuan Hua, who was lying on the fence, spat out the weeds in his mouth. The kick almost caused his gallstones to come out.

No gallstones?

This kick can create something out of nothing, isn’t that amazing enough?

Panda, considering that Yuan Hua is the poop scooper, was tactful and stopped doing anything. He could still clearly distinguish when he was full at one meal and when he was full at another.

To be honest, it is indeed impolite to lift someone's thigh to look at the scenery for no reason. Yuan Hua did not deserve the kick.

"Are you OK?"

Hannah reached out and helped Yuan Hua up.

"It's okay, it's okay. I'm a real man and I can't let Yongtai look down on me."

Yuan Hua grinned.

"Haha, well said!"

Yongtai nodded and pointed at the three tufts of white hair on Panda's chest.

"The male has two fires, the female has three fires. Although I can't remember what breed Panda is, it's still easy to tell the difference between male and female."

"I see. My kick was in vain."

Yuan Hua smiled bitterly...

"It's okay, just take it as a lesson learned."

Yongtai patted Yuan Hua's shoulder earnestly.

"Besides, your behavior just now was so reckless that I couldn't stop you in time."

"Yes Yes Yes……"

Yuan Hua scratched his head in embarrassment. Ever since he got the Taboo APP, he started to act recklessly.

Before I traveled through time, I would never have been able to do such a cool thing.

It's really easy to drift when you have a system.

……

"Would you like some ice cream?"

Feisheng looked Yuan Hua up and down.

"Hmm... come... one... er, forget it, I'm not in the mood to eat."

Yuan Hua waved his hand.

"What's going on? You're like an ungrateful person?"

Feisheng sat on Yuan Hua's lap and put the popsicle in his hand near Yuan Hua's mouth.

"Being bullied?"

Feisheng blinked...

"If you are bullied, just fight back. You are now an Abyss Demolition Master. If you are given enough time to place the blasting orb, you can blow up the entire Novice Village with a snap of your fingers."

"No one is bullying me. You're just being too sensitive. I just feel like I've gotten a little carried away. I need to keep a low profile."

Yuan Hua sighed...

"You fart!"

The ascension is in a hurry. If you keep a low profile, there will be no fun in watching!

"How can you not do something?! At your age, do you have the nerve not to do something? Do you have the nerve?!"

"You have to believe in yourself! You are a performance artist, you are high profile, and you never fail!"

Chapter 45 Let’s leave the village~!

"You've praised me so much that I'm a little carried away."

Yuan Hua scratched his head embarrassedly...

“Don’t be discouraged, what doesn’t defeat you makes you stronger.”

There was a gleam of encouragement in Feisheng's eyes...

"ok, ok, I got it."

Yuan Hua talked about it.

"The things I did can't be called high-profile, but they are also quite low-profile. After all, if I wasn't low-profile, I would be beaten to death."

"Then stay in this Novice Village until you are strong enough and then go out."

Feisheng didn't seem to be in a hurry to let Yuan Hua go out.

After all, the system has a very long lifespan. When Yuan Hua is able to protect himself, he can go find some fun later, and then he will have more fun!

In fact, the idea of ​​ascension is too one-sided. In fact, it is the most fun to seek wealth and honor in danger. If you stay in the novice village for too long, you will become lazy, so you have to go out when you need to.

A max-level character comes out of the Novice Village. This usually only appears in instant noodle shows, and at most you'll only see it for twelve episodes.

"I can't stay in this Novice Village any longer. I want to get out as soon as possible."

Yuan Hua turned his head and looked towards the bedroom. He thought, why not pack some clothes and go for the "punishment" without any delay.

……

"You want to go out? Can you take me with you?"

There was a hint of anticipation in Tulip's eyes.

"I'm going to go buy some fabrics. It's a long journey and that place is a mess. It's too dangerous to take you with me."

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