Invading the Multiverse, the Creator of the Only Real World

Invading the Multiverse, the Creator of the Only Real World

Author: A Hundred Years of No Crossing

Summary:

What is our slogan?

——Have some fun.

What is our code of conduct?

—I'm going to throw some dust in your eyes.

So, what is our final idea?

—Go to the dock and get some chips.

After traveling through infinite worlds, wading through the trials of the Lord God, and returning to his hometown, Lin Luo looked at the physical world that was as dull as water, and the only thought that emerged in his mind was - boring, I want to see a river of blood!

You deceived the will of the native world, devoured the world of Naruto and the world of Death, colluded with the Galactic Emperor Belia, and spread the power of magnetic field... Yeah, Lin Luo, you are capable of all kinds of evil!

Serious warning: This article is full of Paulie colors. Children under the age of 80 are advised not to watch it without the company of their family.

Chapter 1 Whose boxing style is this?

Under the scorching sun, the extremely high temperature made passers-by around involuntarily speed up their pace.

I don’t know when the weather started to become increasingly abnormal. Experts say that the climate is about to return to ancient times and it is a normal phenomenon.

But is it normal? The busy Qingyuan residents don’t care about these things. They are more concerned about their aging parents, unaffordable houses, meager incomes, and the fairies they may meet at any time when they fall in love and get married!

However, even so, there are still people who love this world as always.

“Wow, such a beautiful and peaceful world. I can feel the feeling of being alive. I can feel your desires!”

Standing in the middle of the road, a strong young man is facing the sun, raising his arms high, as if embracing the sun and feeling the breath of life intimately.

All of a sudden, all the passers-by around silently moved away from this madman, especially the mentally normal adult men, who all ran far away.

In this era when most people are living in unsatisfactory lives, who knows if you might suddenly run into a crazy guy who takes indiscriminate revenge on society.

And just as Gu Long said, there are three kinds of people in the underworld that are the hardest to mess with: beggars, monks, and women. If you want to live a peaceful life, it's best not to mess with them, whether you want to fight or drink, it's best not to mess with them.

In this era, there are also four things that should not be messed with, namely respecting the elderly and loving the young, giving priority to ladies, and having a sunny heart.

This man is obviously a happy boy with a sunny heart!

If you don't want to get into trouble, stay away from it, especially mentally normal adult men. You should know that you are the only group of people who are equal!

However, Lin Luo did not want to retaliate against this society. He just felt the peaceful and wonderful atmosphere from this world. There was no Night City where corporate dogs and street gangs were fighting each other crazily, no ninjas who started to practice killing skills at the age of eight or nine, and no world government that oppressed and exploited people to the extreme.

Even though there were still many inhuman things, he finally returned home.

"Ah, this familiar O2 and CO2, without any spiritual pollution, it's so pure and natural."

As an ordinary human who originally lived in a world without magic, Lin Luo could be said to be an old unlucky guy.

From childhood to adulthood, the biggest prize I have ever won was only ten dollars, and it was traded by the convenience store owner for a five-dollar water gun.

But Lin Luo doesn’t regret it, because playing in the water is really fun!

However, Lin Luo's life experiences have always told him that he should never get carried away.

Hard work does not necessarily lead to success, and most of the time it leads to failure, but not working hard will definitely lead to failure.

The word luck has never been associated with Lin Luo. While others rely on 70% ability and 30% luck, Lin Luo has to put in 100% effort.

I have spent half my life in hardship, and I have silently licked away all the bitterness along the way and transformed it all into self-esteem.

But to be more precise, Lin Luo is not unlucky, but lucky insulator. In the words of Hong Kong comics, he is black; in the words of Japanese comics, he is Touma.

He had finally found a job, but was killed by a huge heart falling from the sky.

Then they were forced to merge into one and began their ill-fated journey through time.

Even though that huge heart is just an organ without autonomous intelligence, it is not something that an ordinary person like Lin Luo can control.

To be precise, Lin Luo took advantage of someone else's heart, so he has no right to control that thing.

Then Lin Luo began to travel through time and space repeatedly, and to die repeatedly.

Sometimes, because of the wrong place of crossing, you get crushed to death, blown up, frozen to death, shot to death, chopped to death by a knife, bitten by a zombie, drained by a succubus, dismembered by a yandere elf, or crushed to death by a centaur sister.

There are many different ways to die, from being afraid of death to committing suicide on one's own initiative.

Lin Luo was constantly committing suicide in this way, from fear to rejection, and then from acceptance to madness, and finally he realized the true meaning of life in death, which is - to have fun!

People live to be happy, and the present moment is the most important.

What’s the point of working hard? What matters most is just giving up and evading taxes.

Of course, Lin Luo is not a pure villain, because evil is meaningless.

Yes, evil is pointless.

If you want to make human beings fall into evil, the method is actually very simple: destroy the order of human society.

But that is boring, extremely boring, a chaotic and disorderly world that only a bunch of brain-dead muscle demons and nihilistic lunatics like.

Looking at the familiar scenes around him, Lin Luo sighed slightly and finally went home.

Traveling through many worlds and returning home in glory, this theme alone can fill up one to eight hundred thousand words in Singularity Water.

However, Lin Luo did not return home in glory. Instead, after crippling himself, he came back to start a new life and find a job again.

Mama Blue Star, your baby loves you!

"Hands up, you're under arrest."

With a police car quickly dispatched, several fully armed police officers caught Lin Luo, who was going crazy on the street, in a jar. The shiny bracelet fell on Lin Luo's wrist with a click.

"Ah, sir, it's not that serious." Lin Luo looked at the policeman who was torturing him, feeling helpless.

What's wrong with being shirtless on the street? Just educate him, why do you still have to torture him?

"Who is your sir? Why do you talk so strangely? Are you from Taiwan?!" A security officer with an armband looked down, his eyes became sharp, and he pressed Lin Luo on the hood of the car with great force, mixing personal grudges with a bit of official business.

This guy is not only shirtless, he is clearly not wearing anything and is actually walking his big dick in the street.

"I can't breathe." Lin Luo moaned hard.

This amount of force certainly couldn't cause any harm to Lin Luo, who was already able to wrestle with Ulutoleman, but the most advanced equipment and the most elite personnel were completely unlike the armed police personnel Lin Luo had been before he traveled through time. Their temperament was even colder, as if they would shoot Lin Luo at the slightest disagreement.

There's something wrong with these police officers?!

Amid the pointing and talking of passers-by, Lin Luo happily got a fourteen-day holiday.

On the way to the detention center, being sacked, Lin Luo felt carefully and finally understood what the problem was.

It turned out that Lin Luo traveled everywhere, carrying a lot of information from other worlds, and this information was of great benefit to one world.

Well, generally speaking, that's the case. After all, some world information is as easy to get stuck with as poop, such as the Four Hawkers, Getter Ray, Dao Gui, and so on in Warhammer 40k.

However, the world consciousness in Lin Luo's world was an underdeveloped mentally retarded person. When it saw that Lin Luo brought back so much information, it swallowed it all in one gulp.

No, it's overflowing, Taskaite!!!

As a result, Lin Luo’s hometown has been dyed with the colors of another world from the inside out.

Sighing helplessly, Lin Luo sat in the interrogation room, carefully feeling the changes in the world. Now he has reached the limit of the ability given by his heart, and now he must open up a new path.

"Name?" the handsome policewoman asked sternly.

"Lin Luo."

"Gender? Forget it." The female policewoman's gestures clearly showed the aura of a master of boxing. If the old Lin Luo had encountered this, he would have been imprisoned for several years.

"I'm going to file a complaint against you, officer, for making assumptions about my gender."

Xu Man put down the pen and paper in her hand.

"what?"

The man next to him walked towards Lin Luo with an indifferent expression, ready to teach Lin Luo a lesson for provoking trouble, but Lin Luo was still fearless. Instead, he crossed his arms and looked at Xu Man and her companions, and said something that made the two of them suddenly change color.

"Hehehe, I am based in North America and under the control of America."

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Chapter 2 Welcome Mr. Umbrella to invest here

Just bad luck! ?

Xu Man didn't expect that she would be so unlucky to meet such a guy.

Now looking closely, the guy in front of me does look a bit mixed-race, and his eye color is not pure brown.

But if you don’t look carefully, who can find it? !

If Lin Luo knew what Miss Xu was thinking, he could only say that she was uneducated. The pupils of East Asians are not purely black.

"Let me tell you what will happen so that you can be prepared." Lin Luo leaned back in his chair, looking like a godfather.

"Soon, there will be a knock on the door and you will be asked to go outside. There will be a man of higher rank than you standing in the hallway."

"First, he will congratulate you for what you have done, you have upheld the dignity of the law and the country, you will get a certificate or a promotion. Then he will tell you, I need to be released."

"You will object, you may threaten to resign, but in the end, I will be released. The reasons why I will be released are the same reasons why you think I will be sentenced."

"Okay, shut up." Xu Man didn't want to deal with this capitalist. "Although what you said makes sense..."

Xu Man wanted to severely reprimand Lin Luo for his shameless behavior of betraying the mother who gave birth to her and raised her, and turning to another country.

But the male police officer who was acting as a background member nearby said in a gloomy voice.

"Officer Xu, this is a line from the movie Lord of War."

Awkward, very embarrassing.

Time seemed to stand still for a moment, and the atmosphere became visibly awkward. Xu Man's face froze, twisted, and exploded!

She wanted to kill the guy in front of her.

No, because it’s not, so I can only hold it in.

"Hahaha, I just want to see you like this. It's so funny." Lin Luo slapped the table and laughed.

Xu Man has never had any interest in movies, especially movies like Lord of War. She likes to watch variety shows and little brothers. What's so good about this old movie? Isn't sweet love good enough? !

As an independent woman of the new era, she has always looked down on these people.

The male police officer quietly retreated to his seat and began to slack off.

Anyway, you, Miss Xu, have a powerful background and have been promoted since you came in, while I am just an ordinary worker.

Whatever you say, I'll just listen to you.

At the reception desk of the detention center, a group of foreigners in suits and ties were discussing issues with the director.

If you look closely, you will find that these are all well-known lawyers, and some of them are from internationally renowned law firms.

This is really difficult to deal with. I didn’t expect to catch such a powerful guy.

People like this are the most troublesome.

Can't you be more careful and examine the other person carefully before provoking them?

"My client did not violate any laws of your country. He was detained by violence just for laughing in the street. This is a bit unreasonable," said the lead lawyer.

"And you don't want anything to happen at this juncture, Chief."

What critical point? It is naturally the time when Qingyuan City’s economy is weak and needs stimulation.

"Gui, fuck you! If I wasn't afraid of getting in trouble, I would have smashed your head with my scissor kick," the director said angrily.

But I believe that less trouble is worse than more. The entire Qingyuan City is negotiating business with Umbrella Pharmaceuticals, a large international company. For the sake of the overall situation, I have to endure it!

"We will release him right away. No formalities are needed!"

Lin Luo, who was sitting in front of the policewoman, slowly extended his touch to the entire Blue Star.

Umbrella, Shinra, Militech, Sanctuary, Abstergo Industries, Mobius Foundation To be honest, in this world's America, homeless people are probably extinct.