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Chapter 030: Floating, floating, floating?

Da Vinci woke up to the sound of waves hitting the rocks. She was covered with a thin blanket. The skylight on the ceiling was open, so she could see the blue sky when she opened her eyes.

"Um......"

She stretched out in the passenger seat. In fact, it had been a long time since Da Vinci had slept for such a long time. After she had invent a sleeping method named after herself, the days of sleeping for eight hours at a time had disappeared from her memory.

“The sky is blue.”

It would be better if there was no big annoying halo.

"How many hours have passed since I asked you to close your eyes in front of me, Alvin?"

"...Alvin?"

Da Vinci quickly adjusted his seat back, but saw through the car window a figure who was dissecting a large white chimera.

"Should I sleep a little longer..."

In the Dinaric Mountains of Albania in later generations, an off-road vehicle was speeding. The car was driving very wildly, and it felt like it was speeding at the speed of an F1 race on the rugged mountain road, as if all four wheels had left the ground at the same time.

After Leonardo fell asleep, Alvin took over and connected the external music to his headphones. At the border of the Balkans, Alvin chose to dive into the deep mountains and forests. After all, the local residents of Albania are very good at making fun of themselves.

He controlled the Wrangler in his hands, and the whole car seemed to be throbbing and trembling with the music in the headphones. The music was very loud, and Alvin showed a Shiba Inu-like smile, stepped on the accelerator, and the car rushed out like a rocket, noisily rushing through the silent forest road.

Alvin has a lot of driving experience. When Da Vinci handed the steering wheel to him, he once asked Alvin if he had any driving experience.

"I've driven a McLaren Senna in the wilds of Edinburgh and raced a Mercedes truck on the highway in Rotterdam. I figure skated on the glaciers of Russia, and the Warthog is my mobile home. Coach, do you think I still have a chance?"

Even if Alvin didn't say so, the information he learned from El-Melloi II was enough for Leonardo to hand over the steering wheel to him with confidence.

The random music playback is a very outrageous thing. For example, an ADC player who does proof questions every day may play "Light Years of Midsummer" at first, while Alvin who is cross-country in the woods may randomly play the second to last song in Chopin's November.

It's got to be floating, floating, floating?

"It's floating, floating, floating..."

I walked around the mountainside and heard the rain knocking?

"I walked around the mountainside and heard the rain knocking..."

It's got to be floating, floating, floating?

"It's floating, floating, floating..."

Driving into the tunnel again, the wind is howling?

"When we entered the tunnel, the wind whistled..."

He hummed along with the song in his headphones. If he remembered correctly, the opportunity for him to enter the Clock Tower's Modern Magic Department was closely related to this song.

At this inadvertent moment, his urge to smoke came back. He originally wanted to light a cigarette while driving with one hand, but suddenly he remembered that there was a sleeping lady in the car, so he had no choice but to give up the idea.

"I should have brought some gum or something... What a mistake."

The early spring sun made Alvin squint his eyes. Although the material was wood, the jeep was very quiet, flexible in steering, powerful, and there was no need to worry about the problem of insufficient energy. Under Alvin's driving, the car drove steadily and quickly, and it was as if it was driving on flat ground on the undulating mountain road.

—But wild boars emerged from the bushes!

To be more precise, it was a lone demon pig! It was rushing at the speed of a pig and was about to rear-end the black luxury car!

"Wow? That's interesting."

Although everyone is a fantasy type, this ordinary passing demon pig is completely different from the giant demon pig that killed Diarmuid Oudina like a wild bull.

"Although I'm not a hunter, I'm more than capable of dealing with this kind of thing, idiot."

The monocle on the man's left eye reflected the faint light from the sun. He chose the right moment. When passing a sharp turn ahead, Alvin suddenly slowed down to close the distance between him and the demon pig behind him. When he was about to collide with it, he accelerated instantly. He slammed the steering wheel with one hand and quickly switched to manual gear with the other hand. With a drift, the rear wheels rolled up a sky full of yellow sand and flew into the opponent's eyes, blinding it.

"Bye! Ah, it's almost 4 o'clock, so we have to find a place to rest for the night."

As Alvin said this, a blue sea appeared in front of him.

"Then let's go, our destination is the Adriatic Sea!"

Listen to the friction sound of the tires on the ground every time you drift, enjoy the wonderful and cool driving skills, look at the endless sea, and head towards it.

Leonardo da Vinci was sleeping soundly in the car, without any influence at all. Looking at the face that was exactly the same as Mona Lisa, he thought of that argument again.

The argument is that Mona Lisa is a self-portrait of Leonardo da Vinci himself.

"Once upon a time, Zhuang Zhou dreamed that he was a butterfly, fluttering about like a butterfly, and thought he was happy! He did not know that he was Zhuang Zhou. Suddenly he woke up, and found himself Zhuang Zhou. He did not know whether Zhuang Zhou dreamed that he was a butterfly, or the butterfly dreamed that it was Zhuang Zhou."

In the past, Zhuang Zhou dreamed that he turned into a butterfly, a very vivid butterfly. How happy and comfortable he felt! He didn’t know that he was Zhuang Zhou. Suddenly he woke up, and in a state of panic, he realized that he was Zhuang Zhou. He didn’t know whether Zhuang Zhou turned into a butterfly in his dream, or the butterfly turned into Zhuang Zhou in its dream.

"As long as Leonardo doesn't tell us, who will know who is who?"

He looked at Da Vinci with her eyes slightly closed. No matter when or where he met her, she always looked like she had everything under control, giving people a sense of trustworthiness.

But during this trip together, he discovered another side of Leonardo da Vinci. The peaceful and comfortable feeling she had now did not belong to this war-torn era. It was a unique temperament that belonged to her and had been cultivated since Florence.

The surface of the Adriatic Sea is very calm. This is the border of Albania. As long as we pass through Hungary and Austria, we will reach the country that is "three-eighths Rome".

Venice.

But this trip was not destined to be peaceful. When Alvin was about to find a place to stay for the night, he heard a voice in his headphones.

"Vassago, I am Flaunos."

PS1: I have to go to learn how to drive, and I have to learn it in the morning. I want to die. (ー`?ー)

I don't think I can necessarily get up.

PS2: 2020 is such a disastrous year...

Chapter 031 The Roman Emperor Will Destroy Rome Again

"From the looks of you, I think you have all met Sultan Erdogan. Can you tell me your impression of him?"

After leaving the city of Bursa, Romani was finally able to connect with them. As for whether Sheba and Chaldeas were disconnected, Olga Marie was already considering whether to delay the exploration of the third singularity and turn to the maintenance of various equipment in Chaldea.

"Emmmmm...Doctor, can I curse in what you want to hear?"

Ritsuka did not answer the question immediately, but instead asked a tentative question to Romani who asked the question.

"Can I first choose an option where I can't curse?"

"I'm sorry, doctor, but I have nothing to say."

......

It seems that Sultan Erdogan has very poor quality, Romani thought.

"Let me do the talking." Seeing the expressions on Ritsuka and Mashu's faces, Ophelia took the initiative to take over the conversation. After all, she was the oldest among the three of them.

"That Sultan Erdogan... He wanted us to become part of his harem just after our first meeting..."

If she had known this would happen today, she should have dragged Senior Akagi Hinako along with her, Ophelia thought. At this moment, she suddenly thought of Tamamonomae. Judging from her looks, she must have been harassed many times.

From this point of view, the right thing to do is to let Mehmed II return to the position of Sultan.

But there was no timely response from the other end. She originally wanted to judge from the background noise, but she couldn't hear anything unusual, only heavy breathing.

"...Can I kill him?"

"That's what I thought, Doctor."

"What's Mashu's reaction now?"

"With Ritsuka taking care of me, you don't have to worry too much, but..."

When Ophelia said this, she looked at the two girls riding side by side in front of her, then looked back at the soldiers behind her, and squeezed her legs together to let the horse catch up with them.

"I think it's time for Sultan Mehmed to emerge as Sultan, Doctor. Contact us once we reach Anatolia."

After a brief contact, they continued their daily chat during the march.

"Ritsuka, Mashu, what are you talking about? Are you used to riding horses?" Nero, who followed, was a little curious as he saw Mashu mumbling to himself.

"I do have riding skills... but, uh... Senior, I'm not used to riding horses. Senior, are you really okay? It's a long distance to walk from Bursa to Anatolia. Will you feel tired?"

"It's just a short distance...it doesn't matter..."

Having said that, the reins in Ritsuka's hands were still trembling, and her hands didn't give her any feedback, just kept shaking.

"Ritsuka, don't even think about walking. The physical strength of a sub-servant is totally beyond the reach of ordinary people. Let's just go on horseback."

"Of course, if it really doesn't work, Ritsuka, you can still ride on the same horse with Mashu."

Faced with Ophelia's kind reminder, Lixiang subconsciously turned his head away, but when he saw Ophelia's smiling face, his anger subsided involuntarily.

"Ahaha. Well, after all, this kind of march is too monotonous and not fun."

"Wait. There is a reaction from a living being ahead. Although it is not a Servant, it should be an enemy."

"Yeah, yeah. It's faster than my scouts..."

"The enemy is coming. There are so many of them, attacking from both sides! It's time for you to prepare for battle!"

"Well, let me defeat them! Ritsuka, you guys are in charge of the left wing of the army!"

Judging from their clothes, they should be ordinary bandits. Mash, who was about to dismount to fight, suddenly remembered Scathach's words.

"Fight them right away, Mash."

Helplessly, Mashu could only ride on her horse and try to use the back of her sword to knock down those who had become thieves to make a living one by one. However, it turned out that this was much more tiring than the usual down-to-earth fighting.

"You are quite capable, Mashu. Or is it because of Ritsuka's command? In any case, I am even more excited about you all now. If it were still my era, I would probably do my best to convince you to submit to my command, right?"

"That is exactly the truth, Your Majesty Nero." Ritsuka, who had personal experience, replied that if he did not have the mission of saving humanity on his shoulders, he might really change jobs.

"Haha. What an honest guy. Yeah, I also think I'm a little too dazzling."

It was a very self-conscious statement, but that was just the nature of Nero Claudius, she thought.

"Huh, Mashu looks a little strange...? Did something happen?"

"No, it's fine. Nothing happened. Your Majesty Nero, another enemy is attacking. This time it seems to be just ordinary bandits."

"Huh? Come on then, let's destroy them as usual this time!"

This time Nero did not do it himself, but asked the troops he led to warm up their hands. She just gave orders there and that was it.

"The battle is over. Our losses are minor."

While Nero was listening to the soldiers' report, Mashu was wiping Ritsuka's sweat.

"Thank you for your hard work, Senior. Are you tired?"

"Same here, Mashu has worked hard too."

"Don't push yourself. Tell Miss Nero to go and get some rest."

Ritsuka looked at the heroic Ophelia and the relaxed Mashu, and wailed deep in his heart.

I can't do anything!

"No need. In fact, I just need to grit my teeth and hold on. The destination should be right in front of us and we will see it soon."

But even so, Li Xiang still pointed to the watchtower not far away. There was a 25-meter-high main tower in the fortress, and there was a watchtower at each corner of the city wall. It looked like there was a mosque inside.

"Where is...?"

"Thank you for the long journey, Ritsuka. Over there is the Anatolian Fortress, and to the left of this fortress is our goal."

Nero's words did not reveal much emotion, and to this day she still cannot face this reality:

He will destroy Rome once again.

She couldn't bear this charge again.

PS1: "Dedicated to Childhood"

This is a godly gift for childhood. It’s good enough to be perfect and autistic.

Damn, this is an ending that is almost complete annihilation!

Listening to children's songs now feels like listening to Yin music, it's killing me.

PS2: "Xiangcai and I are of the same age. Xiangcai is married but I still don't have a girlfriend." - famous anchor ywwuyi

Chapter 032: Fate is so boring

"I am Nero Claudius! I have given you permission to listen to my words!"