Naruto, aspiring to become a well-known figure in the ninja world

"...As one of the three great ninjas of Konoha, you actually like this kind of childish and clumsy performance."

"As expected, Konoha is beyond saving."

Samui swore that she would never care about such meaningless issues as age.

"Ting, a total of 888 taels, thank you for your patronage."

"Eh? You don't need to ask my age? Is this okay?"

"Because Miss Gojo is obviously an adult."

“Ha, that’s right…”

Xihihong subconsciously rubbed her arms, and inexplicably felt that the temperature of the air had dropped a few degrees.

“…Ah, joy!”

Tsunade slammed her wine glass on the table, her eyes already blurry with drunkenness.

"Well, Miss Gojo. You went through so much trouble to come all the way from Konoha to Tansho Street, spent an entire afternoon gambling with me, and even set me up to lose everything..."

"You don't really want me to wear that "stray cat" ID card, do you?"

Tsunami pointed at the metal necklace sticking out of Samui's pocket. It was obvious that Samui was really preparing a prop to create an atmosphere.

"Tell me, what is your purpose!"

Tsunade suddenly leaned forward and unceremoniously placed a finger on the steamed bun that Gojo Kezuki loved most some time ago, poking it as if to test its authenticity.

'This woman...'

Samuel took a deep breath.

If it weren't for the mission she was carrying and the fact that she was no match for Tsunade both objectively and subjectively, she would have definitely competed with Tsunade.

"It's like this, Lady Tsunade..." Samui moved her calves that were pressed by her plump buttocks and took two steps back: "I did this mainly to ask you for a favor."

"I will give you all the money I have. Please forgive me for any offense I caused during the previous gambling game."

When asking someone to do something for you, you have to bow your head and put aside all your pride. Even when necessary...

Samui understood this principle very well, so she kept a low profile.

"let me guess."

"You are from Konoha, and you are a member of Gojo Jieyue's clan. What does he want to get from me through you?"

"Yes……"

"Wait a minute, I haven't finished yet." Tsunade took another swig of wine and said, "Gojo Kegetsu and I have known each other for many years. This is the first time he has sent someone to ask me for help."

"I can't remember the last time he invited me to his house to watch his cat do backflips... I'll be honest! He never wanted my friendship, and he was afraid of owing me a favor."

Samui: (?o?O?

Why does it seem like... the relationship between this person and Gojo Jieyue is a little different from what she imagined?

"Do not……"

"I understand. He became the advisor of the Yondaime in Konoha. He became rich and lived a good life. He had the Yondaime brat and the Anbu to protect him."

"He doesn't seem to need a friend like me anymore. But... now he asked you to come to me and say, 'Tsunade-sama, I need your help.' He has no respect for me at all and doesn't consider me a friend. He's not even willing to come to Tansho Street to see me in person and call me..."

Tsunade kept chattering like a nagging woman, and even when she was drunk she took a sip of wine.

It looked like she couldn't even hold the wine glass. Who could have imagined that this was a female Tyrannosaurus Rex that could crack the floor with one punch?

"Okay, tell me, what on earth did he ask you to come for?"

"Well... Lady Tsunade, this is actually a personal request. I would like you to return to Konoha and stand up for Mr. Jieyue."

Finally back to the topic.

Sometimes Samui really wanted to report to the Konoha Guard. Have these Konoha ninjas who have come into contact with Gojo Kezuki become somewhat abnormal?

"Stand up? What stand? I am just an ordinary ninja who left Konoha. I have no influence and I don't have much say in Konoha anymore."

"Besides, with Minato Namikaze protecting him, who else in Konoha can touch him?" Tsunade said drunkenly, "Old man? Or... Danzo?"

"The thing is like this..."

Samui immediately told Konoha that it was planning to introduce a policy of having many children and bringing more blessings.

She also tactfully expressed that she did not want to have children for the time being, and said that the 20s were the golden development period for ninjas, and that Gojo Jieyue should not spend too much energy on love affairs...

After telling her private affair, Samui did not forget to sow discord among the Konoha Brahmins:

"And I suspect that the village leaders wanted to use this opportunity to suppress Jie Yuejun. They knew that he was not married yet, but they chose him as a test subject for the policy of having many children and more blessings..."

He does not mean that.

Tsunade's expression became increasingly strange.

As the purest heir to the Will of Fire, the eldest princess of Konoha. The elders of Konoha, others don't know, but doesn't she know?

The policy of having many children and good fortune... Such a catchy name, regardless of the political significance behind it, one can tell at a glance that it was thought up by Gojo Jieyue!

The policies he proposed were used to persecute himself?

Tsunade's eyes gradually turned into pity when she looked at Samui. Poor girl, she was almost fooled by Gojo Jieyue. This was simply a scam planned by him, and the purpose was... Samui's despicable body!

The drunk Tsunade suddenly became unhappy. Gojo Kegetsu...had never deceived her before.

Isn't her body vulgar?!

She was obviously the one who came first!

"You are just being too sentimental! Gojo Jieyue is just simply greedy for your body, he doesn't want to have a baby with you or anything like that!"

"Eh? Lady Tsunade, what are you talking about?"

"Just because of your size? Don't be ridiculous."

"..."It was not until this moment that Samui realized that gambling was not Tsunade's real hobby at all.

The "female competition" that she accidentally heard Gojo Jieyue mention is what she wants!

"This is shocking information. It turns out that Tsunade, one of the Three Ninjas of Konoha, actually had some history with that rubbish ninja Gojo Kegetsu?!"

"The threat assessment of Konoha can be lowered again."

Samui finally realized why Tsunade had such a strange reaction after seeing her. If that was the case...

"Hmph, low-level figure."

"He's so skinny, is he malnourished?"

“Freak fat.”

"You are so pitiful, Lady Tsunade. You probably haven't received much attention from Jieyue-kun, have you?"

click-

The wine glass in Tsunade's hand began to crack.

"Do you think that size is a killer? Are you planning to show off the advantages of being a female animal in front of Jie Yuejun? That's a bit shameless."

Tsunade's face became increasingly red, and it was unclear whether it was because she was angry or drunk.

She slammed the table and looked at Shizune who was dumbfounded beside her and Yuhi Kurenai who had witnessed the collapse of her idol:

"You two think so, too! Size should be used to measure the superiority of female animals, right? This is an instinct that Jie Yue-kun simply cannot resist!"

"Tsunade-sama, you are drunk."

Shizune frantically dragged Tsunade to the bedroom. After a while, Tsunade naturally fell into a deep sleep.

Shizune wiped the cold sweat from her forehead. Ever since Lady Tsunade and Lord Gojo had come into contact a long time ago... her hemophobia caused by the death of Nawaki was cured, but her mental state became somewhat unstable.

Afterwards, he adopted her from an orphanage and brought her away from Konoha to settle in Tansho Street, under the pretext that contact with Gojo Kegetsu would make her unlucky and she must be kept away from him.

By the way, the orphanage where she was staying at that time was funded and established by Lord Gojo.

If Lady Tsunade is not removed from the female competition battlefield in the living room, it might really start to start with a clothes-bursting and size-comparison stage.

Then he returned to the living room and said to Samui with an apologetic look on his face: "I'm sorry, Miss Gojo, I made you laugh."

"As for the problem you mentioned, I will write a letter in the handwriting of Lady Tsunade. The elders of Konoha will understand after reading it."

"Tsunade-sama is not in a good condition to return to Konoha to speak for the Gojo advisors."

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_(:з」∠)_, today's two-in-one update, tomorrow I will return to the plot of Kirigakure. Please vote_(:з」∠)_

Volume 52: We are providing Konoha's ninja-do assistance!

Hokage's office.

Gojo Jieyue came to give his routine work report, most of which was about the progress of the [Mist Free Operation].

After all, this was the first time that the Fourth Generation had taken the initiative to communicate with other villages since taking office.

The ninjas below are all watching. This is a test of the ruling abilities of the Yondaime and Gojo Jieyue.

If they fail in the end, it will be a big blow to Minato's prestige, and Danzo and Mitomon will inevitably jump out to stir up trouble in Konoha. But if they succeed...

Danzo's waist, which had been bent for half his life, should finally break completely.

Don't be careless.

Putting aside the above factors, it can be seen that Gojo Jieyue himself is also in a very high spirits.

Namikaze Minato asked curiously, "Jieyue, you weren't so excited when you were dealing with Kumogakure, why are you here at Kirigakure..."

"Did the Hidden Mist Ninja offend you?"

"Or is it the [Ninja World·Continental Balance of Power Policy·Mist Threat Theory] that you mentioned in the internal meeting before?"

"Kirigakure is a singer, right? Is she worthy of offending me? It's not because of that policy assumption." Gojo Jieyue took a sip of tea and asked with interest: "Minato, what is the spiritual belief of our Konoha Village?"

"The Will of Fire." Minato answered immediately.

"Then do you know what the antonym of fire is?"

"Water, what's the problem?"

“Why water?”

"this……?"

Isn't this common sense that everyone in the ninja world knows? How can water jutsu restrain fire jutsu?

"You don't understand, Minato? Actually, this involves extremely profound mathematics."

"As the Hokage, you have to keep up with the cultural level."

Namikaze Minato scratched his head. Although he didn't quite understand what Gojo Kegetsu was saying, he subconsciously sat up straight and said like a good student, "I'd like to hear more about it."

Gojo Jieyue casually pulled over a blackboard beside him and wrote on it:

"Let fire be X, its antonym be Y, then X+Y=0"

"Based on the above assumptions, we can conclude that: Y = -X = 1-1 = 0"

"Then, we consider '1-1' as a whole 'H'"

"Isn't the = sign above 2?"

"Combined, water = the opposite of fire = H?O"

"so--"

Gojo Jieyue's tone became inexplicably high, and he proudly patted his chest under his black uniform:

"As a firm believer and inheritor of the will of fire, I will never reconcile with the Hidden Mist Village of the Land of Water!"

Minato: "(；￣ー￣)...???"

Although I couldn't understand what he heard or saw, it seemed like Gojo Jieyue was playing something very trendy.