Become Gardevoir, they all want to capture me

Sure enough, he is just a proud and arrogant person.

Sha Feihang thought about it and hesitated for some reason. After waiting for Du to leave, he slowly walked over and picked up the rations on the ground.

"Ah……"

"How dare you come here to pick up rations!"

"Didn't you say you weren't hungry?"

Just as he squatted down, Sha Feihang looked up suddenly after hearing the voice, and found that not far away from him, about 20 meters away, Du was standing with his arms folded in front of him, looking at him with a sneer and mockery on his face.

That look...

Sha Feihang became angry instantly. He saw in that look an attitude of condescension, an attitude that the IQ crushed everyone else. Suddenly, he felt that he could not tolerate it anymore.

So Sha Feihang slowly stood up, put the food in his schoolbag, and turned back calmly: "Do you think you are very smart?"

"Let me put it this way. The reason I came back to pick up this bag of rations was not because I wanted to eat it, but because I felt that I couldn't let down other people's kindness."

Du raised his eyebrows subconsciously. He didn't expect that this Pokémon could say such philosophical words.

Don't let down other people's kindness...

So what did you mean by that offensive attitude you had earlier?

However, before he could say anything, the Gardevoir on the opposite side spoke again: "From the look on your face, it seems that you are proud that your IQ is higher than everyone else's, and that your IQ can crush everyone else..."

"In that case... then let me ask you something?"

Du thought about it, and suddenly felt that this Pokémon was quite interesting, so he nodded: "Ask."

Sha Feihang said with a smile: "I have a human friend who is very rich and a boss. He wants to choose a wife for himself. He has the same look as you, and thinks he is very smart and rational, so he came up with a question. There is a big room, and I give them 100 yuan to see who can fill the big room."

"The first woman spent 100 yuan to buy a pile of cotton."

"Later, another woman came and spent 50 yuan to buy a bunch of balloons, filling the room with them. She also saved 50 yuan, so she was smarter than the first one."

"The third woman spent 2 yuan to buy a candle, and the light filled the room."

"Which one do you think the boss will choose?"

After listening to this, Du raised his eyebrows and thought seriously: "The third one? Because he is smarter."

Sha Feihang looked at him wisely and said, "No, my friend chose one with big breasts."

Du: “…”

What's the meaning!

I just want to ask you what you mean, who are you implying here? !

Sha Feihang looked at Du's face which darkened again in an instant, and he ran away. He felt that humiliating him was enough, and he couldn't really provoke Du. If he really provoke him, what would he do if he released his two Haxorus, Gyarados, Pteranodon and Dragonite to fight him to the death?

Although he is not afraid of these things because of his divine power, this place is so close to Xiaomao Qinglu and the others. If these two people hear the noise and rush over... a big battle will definitely begin.

With the current strength of Xiaomao and Qinglu, there is basically no chance of them winning against Shangdu.

So he thought it would be better to run away first, and quickly contact the Du he really knew, and by the way, he said to him, what are the alliances doing, the other party has already attacked, and you didn’t notice it at all!

This time, when Sha Feihang ran, Du did not chase him.

He discovered... this Pokémon was really mean.

If he hadn't had something important to do, he would have fought this Pokémon to the death! With the power of Evergreen, other Pokémon would subconsciously want to get close to him, but when it comes to this Gardevoir... it doesn't follow the usual path!

……

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the other side.

Xiao Mao and Qing Lu, who were training, had just sat down to rest when they saw Sha Feihang running back from a distance, shouting as he ran: "Oh my god, they are attacking us..."

"You two, pack your things and follow me!"

Xiao Mao frowned slightly, still breathing lightly. Looking at his appearance, he couldn't help but raise an eyebrow: "What are you talking about? Or did you bully that Pokémon in the woods again? Didn't you go to find Granny Polyusica? How is it, have you learned any new skills?"

Sha Feihang looked at him for a long while, then asked with a dark face: "What do you mean? What do you mean I bullied a Pokémon in the woods again? Am I that kind of person... No, am I that kind of Pokémon?"

"It's decided that it's you, Xiaomao, use your skills quickly, take back the Pokémon, then use your skills, and follow me!"

"Qinglu, don't be afraid, use your skills, and go together..."

"Let's run together, otherwise it will be terrible if we are caught up."

Xiaomao & Qinglu: "..."

Qinglu hesitated for a moment. He felt something was wrong. Was this Gardevoir a spirit? Did it really think of him and Xiaomao as Pokémon?

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It’s not even 3K yet, so I’ll go back to writing.

[Chapter 204] Offending two kings in one day.

Looking at the expressions of Xiaomao and Qinglu, Sha Feihang clicked his tongue twice, looking very pleased.

Fortunately, he is not in the Naruto world. If he were in the Naruto world, he would have said something even more seductive.

It's you, Kurama, use the Tailed Beast Ball to attack!

Susanoo quickly dodges and uses Indra's Arrow!

We must become the champion, this is our dream! How can we fall here, right Kurama! Don't be afraid, Kurama! Use the Six Paths Super Rasengan Shuriken!

After Xiao Mao took back Squirtle and other Pokémon, he couldn't help but sigh: "What on earth did you get into just now? You are so scared. Do we have to run away?"

Qinglu found it hard to agree with Xiaomao's words...

He hesitated for a long while before trying to speak: "Um... why do you think Gardevoir is in trouble? If it really is in trouble... what if the opponent is very strong and beats Gardevoir directly?"

"If we run into a powerful villain like that... just in case..."

Xiao Mao immediately gave the answer: "Even if Gardevoir gets into trouble, you can come to me directly. Don't accuse me of protecting my child or something. If anyone dares to do anything to my Gardevoir when I don't know, don't blame me for being rude."

“That’s my attitude.”

"You can apologize, admit your mistakes, and compensate me. But if you dare to kill me without my consent, don't blame me."

When Sha Feihang heard this, for some reason he suddenly thought of "Journey to the West".

It was as if the mounts of the gods came down to earth one by one, caused a lot of trouble, and then the gods came out, gave them a simple token of their respect and took them away.

At first he couldn't quite understand it, or why those gods were so high and mighty that they could just take away their mounts when they got into trouble...

Until he got a cat when he was a child.

Later, I thought, if it was the kitten he raised, and it ran away and wandered for a while when he was not paying attention, and he finally found it, but heard complaints from others that your cat was outside hunting birds and stealing his sausages, and fighting with other kittens. You were just about to scold it, but when you looked down, you saw that the kitten's face was messy and looked miserable and pitiful. It lost the fight with the monkeys in Mount Emei, its nose was scratched and bleeding, and a bunch of hair on its face was pulled out. It was hungry and cold, and it finally found a nest to sleep in, but it was knocked over by a monkey with a stick...

Then, the cub came over to you amidst the accusations, rubbed his legs obediently, and looked at you aggrievedly...

If you substitute...

He felt that he was no different from those confused gods, and just wanted to take the baby home quickly to kiss, hug and hold him high...

No, wait a minute.

What are you thinking!

He is not Xiaomao’s pet!

After a while, in a strange atmosphere, several people began to walk out of the forest.

Xiao Mao thought for a moment and asked, "By the way, what happened? Where are we going now?"

Sha Feihang said directly: "Go find Du Tianwang. I suspect that everyone in the alliance is just a bunch of idiots! The four heavenly kings on the opposite side have attacked us, but they didn't react at all!"

"What's the point of this intelligence work? Just destroy it."

Is this coming?

This is too fast!

Qinglu was about to speak, but saw Xiaomao frowned and stopped: "So... why do you want us to go find King Dutian instead of calling him directly..."

After these words were spoken, Sha Feihang also stopped.

Yes.

Why didn't he think of calling King Dutian?

Is it because I’ve been a Pokémon for so long after traveling through time... that I’ve forgotten there’s such a thing as a telephone?

Then, under Xiao Mao's contemptuous gaze, he dialed Du Tianwang's number, briefly explained what had happened, and soon the phone was handed to Sha Feihang.

A slightly suspicious voice came from the other end of the phone: "Gardeto, huh? Can you tell me a little bit about the details? Also, where are you now?"

Sha Feihang was silent for a while, then suddenly spat: "Bah! Shameless, you scumbag!"

Du on the other side of the phone: "???"

are you crazy!

Sha Feihang recalled the contemptuous look Xiao Mao had given him just now, and also recalled the other Du's look of chuunibyou and looking down on the world as if he was number one in the world, and then he said calmly, "You scumbag, you are definitely not a good person."

"You in another world seduced me as soon as we met."

"You think I'm the kind of person who would bend over backwards for a few pieces of silver... ahem, Pokémon?"

"You want to be my friend with just a bag of pet food?"

"Who gave you the courage to have such a sense of superiority that comes naturally from your intelligence? I didn't agree, but you actually threatened me and forced me to agree, as if you were going to kill me if I didn't agree..."

The other side was silent.

To be honest, he didn't believe it. He didn't believe at all that he was like this in the other world.

Du was silent for a few seconds. He found that he couldn't refute a word: "..."

Sha Feihang continued, "Do you think I lied? I can swear that everything I said is true! I swear on Xiaomao's character..."

Xiao Mao's face suddenly changed.

Swear why take his personality!

It’s not that he doesn’t believe in his own Gardevoir...but the words his own Gardevoir said...in a sense, are definitely another kind of truth!

It was just like the translation he had heard before... the translation was correct, but the meaning was completely changed!

On the other end of the phone, Du was silent for a few seconds again: "Okay, let's get to the point. As for the other me... I'll take care of it."

Sha Feihang made another "Puh" sound, complaining about the poor efficiency and intelligence of the alliance. He then repeated what happened and reported the address: "Send someone here quickly. The other one definitely has bad intentions. I can deeply feel the malice coming from him from a distance. Pah, what a scumbag. I tell you, if I hadn't run fast..."

"Beep beep..."

The call was hung up.

Sha Feihang was so angry that he started to curse at the phone: "What a scumbag! How dare you hang up on me before I can finish my sentence!"

Qinglv couldn't help but cover her forehead and asked uncertainly: "Does your Gardevoir usually let itself go like this?"

Xiao Mao looked calm: "I think Gardevoir is so cute now. It has upgraded from being the one who swears at me to only swearing at others and rarely swearing at me."

“So, I’m very happy.”

Qinglu opened her mouth, but finally swallowed what she was about to say.

Why does the other him... have a masochistic nature? He definitely has a masochistic nature!

But I didn't choke you, look how happy you are!

However, just when Sha Feihang was about to continue cursing into the phone, his brows suddenly frowned again, and the familiar chill came out again. This time, the malice he felt... although not as deep as the malice he felt from Du before, it was still a gloomy feeling... making him very uncomfortable!

Moreover, this eerie feeling was getting closer and closer to them!

So, without thinking, Sha Feihang pulled Xiaomao and Qinglu and quickly retreated, hiding behind a tree.

Xiaomao was stunned: "What's wrong?"

"Shh..."

Sha Feihang subconsciously extended his index finger to his lips and made a shushing gesture: "Someone is coming... He's not a good person. The eerie feeling coming from him makes me feel uncomfortable."

Qinglu was also silent. At this moment, he also felt that a person with a very powerful aura was slowly walking towards them.