Become Gardevoir, they all want to capture me

Sha Feihang couldn't help but glance at the extremely resentful Xiao Mao, and said calmly: "It's your bad luck?"

Xiaomao: "???"

Take a deep breath.

Huh... Don’t be angry, don’t be angry, don’t be angry.

"Then what is our friendship? What are the memories we have along the way...?"

"You have a good memory?"

"Then what does the brotherhood and loyalty between us mean?"

“Is it an idiom?”

"Fuck... Then what's the point of all my efforts for you these days?"

“It’s considered social practice.”

call……

call……

I really want to slap this guy to death!

Xiao Mao gnashed his teeth angrily and said word by word: "Sha! Nai! Duo! You are such a silly little idiot!"

I really shouldn't have expected you to say anything nice.

Seeing that he didn't say anything else, Sha Feihang sipped his Sprite, stood up, and stretched happily: "Are you done? Let's go now."

It really makes me angry...

Xiao Mao drove his luxury car and sent the cheerleading team back to the Elf Center with a sullen face. He then gave them a card, allowing them to move freely and he would come back to pick them up to leave Nibi City in two or three days.

Sha Feihang looked at this scene and fell silent.

This this……

Is this the legendary [anti-harmony] support?

You rich people really spend money on entertainment. How old are you, Xiao Mao, and you've already started keeping girls?

"Why do you have to leave after two or three days?"

Hearing the voice, Xiao Mao was stunned: "Aren't we traveling? What is traveling? It's not about catching Pokémons endlessly, challenging gym matches, and then going to the next city to continue catching Pokémons and challenging the next gym match."

"In addition to these, every time we go to a place, we take a look at the local customs and people, get to know other trainers, fight with them whenever we want, and make friends. This is the meaning of travel."

Sha Feihang looked at him and felt that this guy couldn't say something so philosophical: "So?"

Xiao Mao immediately smiled: "So, next, it's time to treat ourselves. Let's go and have a big meal! Let's eat Japanese food!"

Ha ha.

Sha Feihang said, he wants to eat alone, no wonder he sent all the girls away.

But the word "reward" is well used!

Before he traveled through time, he liked to reward himself no matter what. Even if he had no reason, he could make up an idea to reward himself, for example: Today's reason is that although I didn't do anything, I still worked hard.

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[Chapter 028] Children, believe in the light.

Japanese food store.

After much thought, Sha Feihang always felt that eating alone was not a good behavior. After all, as the eldest brother, he also had a younger brother, so he simply released the green caterpillars and gave him a lot of high-end feed.

As a result, when Xiao Mao saw the green caterpillar, he immediately felt a little upset.

He still feels a little bit upset about the fact that his Bobo was defeated by the Caterpillar, but he doesn't want to say it, for fear that if he does, the caterpillar will retort to him, "If you can't forget it, write it in the family tree."

However, this "bad" mood did not last long, as Xiao Mao was deeply attracted by the delicacies on the table. Only after he was full did he glance at the green caterpillar next to him that was already full and lying on the ground, patting its belly with its tiny claws.

"I still haven't figured it out yet."

"As a little elf, why would you try to capture other elves?"

Sha Feihang thought about it and said nothing.

Is this weird?

You have to know that the world is so big, there are always some elves that are different from other elves.

Just like in the later plot, when Meowth was chasing Pikachu in one episode, he was holding a Poké Ball and pretending to conquer the opponent. As a result, Pikachu used his tail to pull a Poké Ball away and put it inside.

When Meowth escaped, he looked terrified as if he had survived a disaster, and complained that he was almost conquered by Pikachu.

To be honest, when he saw this plot, he really imagined what would happen if the Poké Ball thrown by Pikachu captured Meowth...

However, Sha Feihang only thought about Xiao Mao's question for a moment before answering: "You know... our next trip will probably take a long time, right?"

"Besides the subsequent gym challenges, there are always other things that come up."

"I'm so strong, I can't do everything myself, right?"

"What's wrong with recruiting a few brothers as thugs?"

Xiao Mao was so shocked by his remarks that he could not refute anything. He could only pat his belly and burp, then change the subject: "Ah... I really envy you elves."

"I don't have any worries at ordinary times. I eat and sleep, sleep and eat, and occasionally follow the trainer's instructions and play in a match..."

"We humans are different. We have too many worries..."

Sha Feihang ate the last piece of salmon and stared at him: "So, people really can't eat too much."

Xiao Mao: “?”

Sha Feihang continued calmly: "So, I think it's better for you to eat less. When people are hungry, they usually only have one worry, but once they are full, they will have countless worries."

"So all those worries of yours are just because you have too much to worry about."

Xiaomao: "..."

Oh shit.

Is this guy scolding me? Is he scolding me?

But why can't I find a rebuttal to what he said...

No wonder when the gym tournament ended just now, Gym Leader Xiaogang teased him that although he was very strong, he was actually despised by his own Pokémon.

Xiao Mao took a deep breath and gave his suggestions in time.

"Well... let's just say that you are a little elf. Although you are special, powerful, and kind, can you be a little gentler when you talk to me, your friend, in the future?"

"Oh, no."

"...Then can you be more tactful?"

"I'm sorry, thank you for your advice. Although I think your suggestion is very pertinent, I still have to reject it."

"..."

Is this fucking euphemism?

After a while, Xiao Mao completely gave up the idea of ​​communicating with him to change the other person's way of speaking, and let him do whatever he wants.

"Um...hello."

"Excuse me, but is this Pokémon yours? Did you find it in the Kanto region? This Pokémon looks very cute. Can I take a photo with it?"

At this moment, the older sister at the table next to them suddenly brought a child who looked only six or seven years old to them, sounding a little embarrassed.

Xiao Mao turned around and looked at the lady.

Gentle and generous.

This was his first feeling.

"This is my partner. If you want to take pictures... you should ask him himself." Xiao Mao paused for a moment and then spoke: "I won't make decisions for him."

"Okay." Sha Feihang glanced at the elder sister and the child and agreed decisively: "Okay."

There is no other reason.

Because he saw that the child had a timid expression, half hiding behind his older sister, but the purity in his eyes was full of kindness towards the world.

Sha Feihang would naturally not hurt such a cute child, so he stood up and agreed decisively.

"Eh?"

"A talking elf!"

When the boy saw that Sha Feihang could talk, his eyes lit up: "You must be very powerful, right? I have learned a lot of relevant knowledge, but you are the first humanoid Pokémon I have seen."

Sha Feihang hesitated for a moment, but after seeing the light in his eyes, he took out a small badge from his schoolbag and put it around his neck.

"Come on, kid."

"Scan the QR code on my chest. The more you share my information, the greater my abilities will be."

"Child, believe in the light!"

Xiaomao: "???"

The next moment, he who was drinking water suddenly spit out water!

Where the hell do you get all these dirty talk from?

The older sister was also a little amused and took out her mobile phone to scan the QR code, paid ten yuan for the photo, then patted her child and motioned him to come forward.

After Sha Feihang received the ten yuan, he simply took off the tag from his neck, stepped forward and took more than ten photos with the child, his movements full of tenderness.

After feeling the child's excitement and kindness, he even took the initiative to pull his hand and touched his forehead to the little guy's forehead: "Come on, you must become an excellent trainer in the future."

The child was instantly encouraged, and nodded excitedly, clenching his fists: "Okay, I will definitely work hard! What's your name? I also want to have a partner like you in the future."

Sha Feihang thought for a moment and smiled: "I am Gardevoir. Pokémon of our species are rare in the Kanto region. If you want to have Gardevoir..."

"You can scan the QR code in my backpack again. This is called intelligence fee. I can tell you..."

"Hey hey hey? What are you pulling me for?"

Sha Feihang was directly pulled aside by Xiao Mao.

"You can do it. The more you say it, the more outrageous it becomes."

After saying this, Xiao Mao turned his head and looked at the child: "This guy is Gardevoir. There are more of them in the Hoenn region. If you have a chance, you can go there to look for them."

The child left deeply encouraged, and the older sister also expressed her gratitude with a smile and left.

Xiao Mao watched them leave and couldn't help but sigh: "Tell me about your mouth. You always do such gentle things. Why can you make people angry to death when you open your mouth?"

"Forget it...are you full? If you're full, let's go."

Sha Feihang shrugged, said nothing more, and followed him out with the Caterpillar.

As a result, Xiao Mao looked at him with a more and more strange look on his face, which almost made him furious: "Why are you looking at me? Look at the road! Or do you want to hear me continue to talk nonsense?"

Xiao Mao turned back decisively: "Well, it tastes right, we can go back now."

Sha Feihang: “…”

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【Chapter 029】The Pure Land of Bliss.

If not for Gardevoir...