Become Gardevoir, they all want to capture me

Of course, this does not include trainers from other regions who travel here to challenge gyms and those who have not received badges...

In short, all this is too unscientific.

After a while, Sha Feihang stopped thinking about this question. The world is so big, and the world has a population of at least one billion, right?

The world is so big, when will it have a population?

Sha Feihang, pondering this question, returned to the private club, glanced at the green caterpillar that was eating with its mouth full of oil, and looked away expressionlessly.

Eat eat eat, you know how to eat.

Don’t you even consider the issue of reproduction?

Seeing that he was frowning, Xiao Mao thought that he was too harsh on him before. After a moment of silence, he walked over and said awkwardly: "I was too harsh on you before, and I hit you, but you can't say that to me!"

Sha Feihang turned around and was stunned for a moment: "Huh?"

Xiao Mao was also surprised: "Aren't you angry because I picked you up and threw you aside just now?"

Sha Feihang looked confused: "I'm not angry."

Xiaomao: "..."

He is such a jerk!

Why would he take the initiative to apologize for no reason?

It's obvious that this guy is relying on deception and lies to achieve his goals behind the scenes!

"So you're frowning all the time. Are you troubled?"

"You do not understand."

Xiao Mao was suddenly amused by the words "you don't understand". With a child's temper, he would forget what happened in the next second: "Why shouldn't I understand? You are a Pokémon, why do you make yourself so depressed?"

"Do you think of yourself as the melancholy little prince among humans?"

Sha Feihang was silent for a moment, then knelt on the ground, supporting himself with one hand: "You don't understand..."

"I desperately want to participate in your future. Although I am smiling, I am not really happy at all~!"

Xiaomao: "???"

Get sick!

Seeing this, the caterpillar nearby quickly stretched out his little paws, hugged his food bowl and huddled in the corner, muttering to himself, "You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me."

"You don't like this sentence? Let me change it."

Sha Feihang took a deep breath: "My heart is filled with silence, looking up at the sky, half of it is [朙媚], and half of it is…"

"Oh!"

The words have not yet fallen.

The door closed.

Xiao Mao was so scared that he went out for a walk.

Sha Feihang looked at the caterpillar in the corner. The latter's body suddenly stiffened and it instinctively wanted to step back.

"Hey……"

“Who can understand me…”

Sha Feihang sighed inexplicably, then gave a middle school-like smile, like a god from a new world.

What’s wrong? Uncle Liu said he has been fighting wars all his life, can’t he enjoy himself?

Then music and dancing followed.

He wanted to say, what's wrong, after traveling through time and space and becoming Gardevoir, he can no longer be shy with the young ladies, and every day he has to be looked at by his roommate opposite him with a sunny (changed) light (state) look, and he is not allowed to be crazy?

Sha Feihang angrily reached out his hand and picked up the caterpillar, holding it in his arms, and said with emotion: "It's better to turn into a human..."

The green caterpillar shivered in his arms, thought for a long time and gave his own opinion: "What's so good about being a human? Every day I have to work like a social animal, do laundry, cook, wash dishes, work like a slave, and have to support myself."

"We are different. We only need to eat, drink and have fun every day, and occasionally come out to help them fight."

Ok……

What you said makes a damn sense.

But I just don’t want to become an elf, I still want to be a human!

Thinking of this, Sha Feihang slapped it on the forehead again: "When will you be able to evolve into Rayquaza!"

Caterpillar: “???”

If I could evolve into Rayquaza, I would beat you to death first and make you kneel on the washboard every day. Is it your turn to be a troublemaker here?

However, despite thinking about it, the caterpillar still answered honestly: "Um... I'll try my best. I'll try my best."

Sha Feihang slapped him again.

Caterpillar: “???”

Sha Feihang said calmly: "Your eyes are not right."

……

……

the other side.

After leaving the private club, Xiao Mao couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

What a psycho! That Gardevoir!

You are wasting my feelings!

This was the first time that I apologized to someone... No, it was the first time for me to apologize to someone, let alone an elf. It was also the first time that I apologized, but that guy didn't take it to heart at all.

Damn it!

Who would care about Gardevoir, who has a bad temper and is a little neurotic from time to time?

Thinking of this, Xiao Mao started shopping at a brisk pace. When passing by a mobile phone store, he gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not buying a phone for it! I'm just afraid that it will be lost again, and it will be difficult to explain when Grandpa asks about it!"

Xiao Mao, who said one thing and thought another, simply bought several mobile phones. He always felt that he could not vent his anger. When he passed by a clothing store again, his face suddenly became interested.

Because he saw that this clothing store actually sold clothes for elves.

Okay.

Don't you have a bad temper?

As Gardevoir, as a Gardevoir that is very close to humans and is willing to speak human language, it must be very gentle and well-mannered.

Why not... buy it a set of women's clothing.

So cute, it must be a girl!

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The second update is here, an important notice, all authors should have received it, please be careful with your comments, don't mention sensitive (harmonious) topics, don't have overly marginal thoughts. If found, the author must delete it immediately, and there will also be backstage and editorial review.

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[Chapter 034] One of us must die today.

Private clubs.

Sha Feihang walked around the room for a few more rounds and felt that there was no one to argue with him. He was very bored, so he simply went out for a walk and saw if he could meet Xiao Mao and see what he was doing.

In fact, Xiao Mao’s character...

Honestly, it’s pretty good.

Although at this moment he is still rather arrogant, proud, and has a sense of superiority.

But the question is, is Tasha Feihang a good guy?

He himself had to admit that he had a sharp tongue and most people couldn't stand it. The words he would utter from time to time were enough to kill people... hehe.

But Xiao Mao is not like that. He is very tolerant of me. Even if he gets angry sometimes, he will not be really angry. His mind is full of thoughts about how to defeat me in the next battle and make me his foot-washing maid.

Oh, maybe in the next life.

The caterpillar was too lazy and didn't want to go out. Sha Feihang didn't force it. Basically, he let the caterpillar run free and provided it with delicious food and drinks.

If you want to exercise, then exercise. If you don't want to exercise, then don't exercise. Anyway, we don't expect this guy to become that strong. It's good to be a punching bag happily and suffer some minor grievances occasionally.

After going out, Sha Feihang strolled on the street.

Although the night in Cerulean City is quiet, there are still many pedestrians walking back and forth on the street after ten o'clock, and there are even performances about elves on the street.

Sha Feihang naturally had no interest in this kind of performance.

But before he took a few steps, a young man jumped out...

"Eh?"

"You are... Gardevoir from the Hoenn region, right?"

"No trainer? Alone?"

"Would you like to be my elf?"

Hearing the voice, Sha Feihang turned around, and when he saw the appearance of the young man, his face suddenly turned dark.

Don’t think I won’t recognize you just because you change your username!

Aren't you the boy who fought Xiao Mao two days ago? What do you mean by holding a Poké Ball and preparing to throw it directly? Do you think you are a one-ball superman?

Sha Feihang's face turned dark. Not only did he feel insulted, he even thought of a very annoying character.

One-ball superman...Gou Hao.

I believe that most people are like him, and their dislike for this person is beyond words, and maybe even the entire Pokémon, even the villains, even Team Rocket, even Team Galactic, etc...

It's not that we are disgusted with these people, after all, it's a matter of stance.

But for Gou Hao...it's disgusting.

When he first watched the animation, he was finally looking forward to the moment when Gogo and Satoshi parted ways. Satoshi was about to start the final battle with Dantei. Before the separation, Gogo performed several waves of turbocharger operations that made his blood pressure extremely high. It could be said that it was the height of hell...

Before Gou Hao parted ways with him, he actually gave Wuji Tai Na to Dan Di!

Wonderful!

It’s wonderful!

During such a long journey, you and Xiaozhi went on adventures together, experienced and struggled together, and collected so many Pokémon. It’s okay that you did so many underworld operations, but before leaving, you gave powerful Pokémon to your good buddy’s upcoming opponent. You are worthy of being a good brother who is willing to share life and death!

He wanted to go up and throw a combo punch, and then give dozens of consecutive slaps, asking if this idiot is awake? It's fine if he left before the finals without cheering, and he didn't expect you to provide any help or friendly assists, but before leaving, he gave the opponent a divine beast... Are you afraid that Xiaozhi will win the championship?

It was simply taking the act of stabbing his brother twice to the extreme.

And the matter of Suicune...he didn't even want to mention it.

Suicune's status started from the moment he was captured by Gougou, and in Sha Feihang's heart, he was even inferior to Zapdos.

And conquering the clay giant...

The one who commanded the whole battle was Xiaozhi, and the one who took the beating was Pikachu. But at the last moment, the Clay Titan was about to die, and Gogo threw a ball to it and subdued it...

This idiotic behavior really makes people angry.

Thinking of this, Sha Feihang's expression did not look very good, as if he was about to vent his anger towards others on this young man: "Emmmm, let me think about what I should say."

The boy raised his eyebrows and held the Poké Ball, looking like he was listening attentively.

Sha Feihang grinned and suddenly asked, "If your desire to subdue the elves is likened to doing a test, then relying on the help of others or external forces is considered cheating."

"But do you know what your behavior is like now?"

The boy seemed quite interested in such examples: "How do you say it?"

Sha Feihang sighed: "I never expected that you would choose the method between doing the test and cheating."

"Damn it, you got a Poké Ball and are ready to hit me, and you ask me if I want to be your partner."

"That's not the way to insult someone, is it?"