Become Gardevoir, they all want to capture me

what is this?

Is it the legendary "I am afraid that my brother will live a miserable life, but I am also afraid that my brother will do better than me?"

"Oh, you mean him, he's in the top 16."

"..."

Xiao Mao stopped talking and started packing his things seriously. After a while, he asked, "I'm going to another gym to prepare for a challenge. Do you want to come?"

Sha Feihang thought for a moment and said, "I won't go today. I just had a fight this morning and I'm a little tired. I'll take a rest. You can take Green Caterpillar with you..."

"Go away!"

The next second, Sha Feihang picked up the caterpillar that was still eating and threw it at Xiao Mao.

Caterpillar: “???”

Why the hell did you throw me?!

Xiao Mao silently took the caterpillar, said nothing, and went out with it.

Sha Feihang withdrew his gaze only after they all left the door.

mock up!

Don’t think that I didn’t see you two fooling around in the Golden Gym before. Although I don’t know what you were plotting, it’s definitely not a good thing.

However, he felt relieved that Xiao Mao rushed to another gym without stopping to participate in the challenge match.

At least Xiao Mao didn't think that with me, his strength would be much stronger, and he could act recklessly and think that he was strong and didn't need to work hard anymore.

If he really has this mentality, Sha Feihang doesn't mind letting Xiao Mao experience what it means to be sober in the world.

This guy has always felt that he must not lose to Xiaozhi. In fact, even after the Silver Conference, although he lost, the strength he showed was stronger than that idiot... So in this case, he should work harder.

By the way, what is that word called?

Yes, volume.

Roll it up for me!

Sha Feihang spent the whole afternoon having a luxurious meal and getting some sleep. When the sun was about to set, Xiao Mao came back holding the caterpillar.

Both of them looked to be in poor spirits.

Sha Feihang was surprised: "What happened? Did you lose the fight? Wait a minute, Caterpillar, why is your face swollen?"

The caterpillar hissed, without saying anything, then jumped out of Xiaomao's arms and threw itself into Sha Feihang's arms and began to whimper.

"Woo woo woo...they are all bad guys."

"Boss, help me get revenge!"

"Beat them to death!"

Sha Feihang didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Why don't you tell me what happened? If you don't tell me, how can I help you get revenge?"

Xiao Mao covered his face and said, "It's nothing. I won the gym match, and it was pretty easy. It's just that the aftermath and rubble of the battle hit the green caterpillar's face who was watching the show nearby, so it's swollen."

"I came back so late because I took it to see the elf doctor on the way."

Sha Feihang took a breath of cold air.

Yes.

The aftermath of the battle!

Every time he fights... well, it seems like there really isn't any noise, right? No, it seems like he used the Destruction Ray a few times, but it didn't affect anyone. Why is this guy so unlucky?

Caterpillar was about to cry: "Next time I will never go to watch a gym match with him again. He delays my meal."

"Also, those cheerleaders are so noisy. They make my ears hurt from all the chattering."

Xiao Mao knew he was in the wrong, so he quickly went up to comfort her: "Okay, okay, don't cry anymore. I'll give you an extra month's worth of food."

The Caterpillar stopped crying immediately, jumped down again with a proud look on its face, and went back to eating happily.

Damn, this foodie...

Xiao Mao was speechless, but after a while, he looked at Sha Feihang again: "Shasha...can you discuss something with me?"

rustle?

When Sha Feihang heard this name, he immediately got furious. He knew that it was definitely not a good thing: "No room for negotiation, no consideration, just give up on this idea!"

Xiao Mao waved his hand: "Just listen to me first."

"I've asked around. Golden City is the center of Kanto. In addition to the gym competition, there is also a gorgeous competition."

"The day after tomorrow, there will be an unofficial gorgeous competition at the largest amusement park here. Anyone can sign up to participate, so I signed up too."

At this point, Xiao Mao rubbed his hands, and his tone became more and more negotiating: "So, you see..."

Sha Feihang raised his eyebrows: "Haha, so you want me to sell my appearance? Impossible!"

"Well... the prize for the champion is 100 million, and..."

"What time is the competition the day after tomorrow? Then the 100 million will be mine and the medal will be yours."

Xiaomao smiled slightly.

Get it done.

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[Chapter 086] Gardevoir’s Military Fist.

Looking at Xiaomao's smug look, Sha Feihang sighed.

He knew that the law of true fragrance could not be escaped anywhere.

But he doesn't want to either!

Even when he started working right after graduating from university, he resolutely stepped into the society with the determination to rather die than compromise with those capitalists.

The result is……

When I was in college: serve the country and bring peace to the people.

First job: If you don’t abandon me, I will stay with you.

When paying wages: Is there anyone in this city who is the best ventriloquist?

After working for a period of time: A real man lives between heaven and earth, how can he be depressed and live under others for long?

When resigning: How can a sparrow understand the ambition of a swan?

After being unemployed for a period of time: I have been wandering for half my life, and I only regret that I have never met a wise leader.

After finding a new job: If you don’t mind, I’m willing to be your godfather!

After working for a while: You old thief...you are bullying me too much!

Summary: What a sin!

"Look at you, your teeth are bared, and your smile has reached your ears, stop it!"

Sha Feihang spoke in a bad mood. If it wasn't for the one million, would he have sold out his body? "Tell me, what is this gorgeous contest all about?"

"Hey hey hey."

Xiao Mao laughed twice at first, but soon put away his smile and began to explain.

"The gorgeous contest, you can simply understand it as being similar to the makeup contest I participated in before in Lanpruchi, both are unofficial competitions."

"But there is a difference between this and that makeup contest."

"In the makeup contest, trainers and Pokémons compete together. Being a female trainer also accounts for a portion of the score. Pokémons don't need to use too many skills, and they can simply imitate other species."

"But this gorgeous competition is different. Although the trainers also take part, they only play a commanding role, and the main performers are the Pokémon, that is, you."

"As for the performance form... there is no limit. You can be cute, sing, dance, or use your own skills. In short, no matter how you perform, the main thing is to show two points: appearance and moves. Let the audience vote. If the experience is good, the votes will be cast for you."

Ha ha.

This rule...

It's just an official gorgeous competition that hasn't matured yet.

Sha Feihang sighed a little, life is not easy, and he still has to perform for money: "Go on, tell me the time, place, registration method, etc."

Xiao Mao took out seven tickets that he had prepared long ago and waved, "The time is the day after tomorrow, starting at 9 am, at the big stage in the center of the Golden Rainbow Amusement Park in Golden Rainbow City."

"Don't worry, I've prepared everything in advance and even signed you up."

"And I've seen it, we're basically sure to win the championship."

Sha Feihang raised his eyebrows: "Why are you so confident? Even I, the main player, don't have this much confidence."

Xiao Mao chuckled: "I roughly glanced at the information of other contestants. They are all very common Pokémon, such as Charmander, Caterpillar, Unicorn, Starfish, Psyduck... and so on."

"You are Gardevoir!"

"Human Pokémon!"

"You are unique in this gorgeous competition! Apart from anything else, with your looks, it would be unreasonable for you not to win the championship! I would not be happy if the audience did not vote for you!"

Sha Feihang said angrily: "Isn't it still relying on selling your sexual appearance?"

Xiao Mao chuckled and said, "Don't worry, I've already thought about it. I won't let you go on stage alone this time."

"I've decided. I'll go on stage with you."

"I remember you danced a dance before, it was called 'Pure Land of Bliss', your dance moves were very graceful, let's change the song, I'll sing beside you and interact with you, you just need to dance on the stage, don't worry about anything else."

"If you need other girls to dance with you, I've already talked to the cheerleaders, and they're all willing to help."

Sha Feihang's face turned black on the spot.

Dance to your sister’s “Pure Land”!

Do you want to bring your cheerleaders on stage as well?

Without even thinking, Sha Feihang turned around and prepared to leave, not wanting to pay attention to him: "If you say so, I might as well perform a world-class retreat on the spot."

Seeing this, Xiao Mao rushed forward, lay on the ground, and hugged his thighs: "My dear Shasha, I have already signed up, we can't back out at the last minute!"

"If it really doesn't work, I won't let the cheerleaders go on stage. We can just go on stage together."

"release!"

Sha Feihang had no expression on his face and raised his foot: "I told you to let go of your hands!"

Xiao Mao refused: "You must first promise me that you will not escape in the face of danger, otherwise I will not let you go."

"Don't escape from the battlefield..."

Xiao Mao then let go of his hand: "Then let's rehearse? I'll go find some music..."

Sha Feihang was silent for a while, then slowly said, "Forget it, it won't be so troublesome. You can just watch my performance backstage, and you don't have to go on stage."

"I'm going to show you some contrasting and alternative beauty."

Contrast?

Xiao Mao didn't quite understand what it meant: "What contrast?"

Sha Feihang spoke subconsciously: "It's a performance that is extremely strong and in line with the character's personality traits. That's about it."

Xiao Mao asked again: "Then how do you want to perform?"

Sha Feihang thought for a moment and said, "How about I perform a military boxing?"

Lying like a bow.

A pine tree was killed in the battle.

Sit still and steady like a bell; walk like a gust of wind.

As he sang, Sha Feihang took a slight breath, assumed a martial arts stance, and performed all the boxing techniques he remembered, looking quite powerful and imposing.