Become Gardevoir, they all want to capture me

"Wow."

Sha Feihang couldn't help but sigh: "Then, please take good care of me in the future. Basically, when we are together, I will rarely let you fight. If you want to play occasionally, just come out by yourself. If you want to sleep in the Poké Ball, just sleep in it. It's okay."

Snorlax burped, "Okay, no problem. When is dinner?"

Sha Feihang: “…”

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Surprise update, are you surprised? Are you surprised?

Well, actually, it was because I didn’t get a sofa to write two chapters this morning, so I was unhappy, so I got up and wrote another chapter. It’s less than 4000 words, but it’s still considered one extra chapter, not two. For such a diligent author, shouldn’t you give some votes and blades?

[Chapter 116] Guess a riddle? I'll make you question your life!

hum.

hum.

Buzz~~!

When approaching the port of Honglian City, the ship made a roar and docked.

Xiao Mao got off the boat and unexpectedly found that there were far more people on the streets of Honglian City than he had imagined: "There are so many people."

Sha Feihang hesitated for a moment and said, "Emmmm, I just like your inexperienced look."

Xiaomao: "???"

Sha Feihang was too lazy to explain.

He remembered very clearly the "smile" in the eyes of this machine when he showed a surprised expression even though he had never seen the learning machine before in the Partner Park in Qianhong City two days ago.

Damn it.

Xiao Mao covered his face and said, "If you know, can you tell me?"

What's so hard about this?

"That's because Honglian City is close to Dengshan Mountain and has some rich hot spring resources. It is a paradise in the hearts of all traveling trainers, so many people come here for vacation every year." Sha Feihang waved his hand: "I told you to read more books and masturbate less... cough cough cough, think less about those messy things."

Ha ha ha.

Xiao Mao didn't bother to pay attention to him. He took out his phone and looked at the map, then said, "As usual, let's go to the hotel first?"

Sha Feihang had no objection, but he suddenly felt a little emotional: "Hey, without your cheerleaders, and without the process of sending them to the Pokémon Center first, I'm suddenly a little uncomfortable."

"Oh, that's right, I have to take care of something." Xiao Mao said nonchalantly: "When they become better, they will come back to me."

Gee tut.

You are amazing, you are noble.

However, just when the two of them had not walked far forward, the legendary uncle with blond hair and a golden beard stood in front of them.

Xiao Mao looked confused.

Sha Feihang narrowed his eyes and said, "Uncle, please move aside. You are blocking the way."

The uncle was unmoved, and held out a finger in front of him: "Brave boy, let's guess a riddle!"

"My head is cold but my body is warm, what is that?"

boring.

Xia Bo, you are really boring!

Xiao Mao thought for a moment, and when he was about to give the answer, Sha Feihang said expressionlessly: "Uncle, you are in the way, we are not interested in guessing riddles."

The uncle was obviously one of those people who worked as a social worker. He said with a smile and even winked: "Take a guess, brave boy... Think carefully with your Gardevoir?"

Sha Feihang looked at him curiously.

Uncle...your character has collapsed.

"It's the open-air hot spring." Xiao Mao gave the answer and responded with a kind expression: "Okay uncle, we have to get busy."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute."

Xia Bo obviously didn't expect that his riddle would be guessed so easily, so he kept on asking: "Brave boy, I have another riddle..."

Sha Feihang thought about this guy's character in the animation, then took out a Sprite from his backpack and started slurping it.

Come.

Please ask nicely.

Look, I'm going to take over all your work for you!

Xia Bo became interested: "Brave boy, what is it that is right in front of you, but you can't see it?"

This time, Xiao Mao couldn't guess it, and Xia Bo couldn't help feeling proud. He looked at Gardevoir and said, "It's okay. Your Pokémon can also do it..."

"It's the eyelids."

Sha Feihang sipped his Sprite and sighed, "Old man, these old jokes of yours... we really have no interest in them, so why not just forget it."

You know, for a man.

What is the most insulting word in the world?

Yes: Let’s just forget it.

Xia Bo was immediately displeased, his beard twitched twice, and his face showed a fake smile: "Gardevoir... a very rare Pokémon."

"It can even talk. Hmm, that's rare. It looks like it has seen a lot of the world."

"In that case, why don't you ask me a few questions? See if I can guess them or not?"

Ok?

you sure?

Sha Feihang's eyes lit up, and he suddenly remembered the famous scenes before he traveled through time, so he asked: "My questions are all very simple, how about... I give you some questions that a three-year-old child can answer?"

Xia Bo immediately became unhappy: "Who are you looking down on?"

Sha Feihang sighed: "Then the first question: Under what circumstances does one plus one equal three?"

Emmmm.

When Xiao Mao heard this question, he couldn't help but frown.

Xia Bo also frowned: "One plus one does not equal three under any circumstances!"

Sha Feihang smiled and said, "Wrong, Xiao Mao answered."

Xiaomao: "..."

Damn, I don’t know either!

Sha Feihang raised his eyebrows: "If you miscalculate, it's equal to three."

Xiao Mao & Xia Bo: "..."

Xia Bo was a little unconvinced: "In the case of a wrong calculation... then why don't you say that the wrong calculation is still equal to six!"

Sha Feihang raised his eyebrows: "No matter what it is, you didn't answer it anyway."

Xia Bo took a deep breath and said, "Okay, I get it. Come on, give me another one. I know your train of thought in coming up with the question."

Yo.

Don't you believe in evil?

Sha Feihang smiled and said, "Then let's listen to the second question. Where do acne grow that doesn't worry you?"

Acne is a problem that everyone has when they are young. Sometimes when you wake up from a good sleep, there is suddenly a new pimple on your face, which is quite annoying.

Xia Bo thought for a long time this time and asked tentatively: "Waist...waist?"

Xiao Mao didn't say anything. Although he didn't know the correct answer, he knew very well that based on his own Gardevoir's thinking, this could never be the answer.

Sure enough, he heard the answer the next second.

"wrong."

"It grows on the waist... it grows on the waist, that's called prickly heat!"

"Of course pimples only appear on other people's faces so you don't have to worry about them!"

Xia Bo: "..."

Farewell.

You call this a guessing game? You call this a brain teaser!

Thinking of this, Xia Bo turned around and left. However, before he had taken two steps, he heard the sarcastic voice of Gardevoir behind him: "Ahhhhh... leaving now?"

"Uncle, don't leave. Can you play with me for a while?"

"is it okay……"

Xiao Mao covered his face and didn't want to talk at all... He always felt that what he said was weird, but when he looked at the appearance of the uncle in front of him, he felt that there was nothing wrong with what he said, he was indeed an old man.

Xia Bo took a deep breath.

He got it.

Now he finally understood why this Gardevoir...was mentioned by the other gym leaders when they chatted.

Because it's too cheap!

Who are you looking down on with that humiliating tone of yours?

Thinking of this, Xia Bo was not ready to leave. He decided to fight this Gardevoir to the end, so he turned around, took a deep breath, and said calmly: "Come on, do some difficult questions, don't do these childish ones."

Sha Feihang couldn't help but hold back his laughter, so he said, "Then shall I start?"

“How can a tiger tied with a 10-meter rope eat grass 20 meters away?”

Xia Bo gave a direct answer: "Break free from the rope."

Sha Feihang said with a smile: "Tigers don't eat grass."

"Come again."

"Which hurts more, a coconut or a watermelon?"

"Watermelon..."

"Wrong, your head will hurt."

"...Come again!"

"Iron will rust if left outside, but what about gold?"

"Gold never rusts!"

"...the gold will be stolen."

Ha ha ha.

At this moment, Xia Bo could no longer maintain the smile on his face. He felt like he was about to burst into tears. Where the hell was this problem coming from?

You're just a Pokémon, where did you learn all these dirty words?

He felt deeply the malice of this world and was petrified on the spot.

Xiao Mao looked at him, sighed, and couldn't help but said: "Don't give him any more questions. I think the old man is almost dying. We should respect the elderly and love the young."

Sha Feihang turned his head and glanced at him, then hesitated for two seconds and said, "I think you should stop saying these words of persuasion."

Xiao Mao was suspicious: "Why?"

Sha Feihang said calmly: "Because the thunder that will strike you is on the way."

Go ahead!

You, Y, are addicted to arguing with people!

Sha Feihang looked at Xia Bo squatting there and drawing circles as if he was doubting his life, and he felt sorry for him: "Master, how about... just forget it?"

Hearing this, Xia Bo stood up with gritted teeth. He stopped pretending and showed his cards directly. He tore off the beard and wig on his face, took out the Poké Ball from his hand and looked at Xiao Mao: "Your name is Xiao Mao, right? I won't pretend anymore. I'm showing my cards. I'm the master of the Honglian Gym."