If you can't learn, just fall in love.
【brief introduction】
(To the harem, do not enter if you do not like it)
I am weak, unlucky, and inexperienced. But that doesn't mean I can't do anything.
Even if it's only one day or a moment, there will be moments that you won't want to forget.
A world where everyone is happy? I will do it, so please watch carefully.
"I'm looking at you carefully! Don't use Den-O's lines seriously to flirt with girls, okay?!"
Eriri Sawamura whips her shameless ex-boyfriend Aozora Hanyu with her ponytail.
"It's obvious that they can't even handle two people..." Kato Megumi curled her lips slightly, "Let alone adding Nino and Fumino."
Ying Lili turned back stiffly, "So it really exists?"
"Yeah, there are a lot more."
Furious, Eriri used Starburst Air Slash, with great effect.
Chapter 1 Sleeping is a good civilization
"Mr. Wu Yuan, could you please stop teasing Rengar while I'm writing my self-criticism?" Hanyu Qingkong stopped writing and looked helplessly at the dark-skinned girl in front of him who was holding her master.
This cat is so soft, oh no, this chest is so fat. Hanyu Aozora didn't know whether he couldn't continue writing because of the sound of Qingmei teasing the cat, or because of other reasons.
Just as Hanyu Aozora said, he was writing a self-review. The reason was that during the opening ceremony, his master, Rengar, ran out of his schoolbag, and with his agility that was inconsistent with his fat body, he found Hanyu Aozora in a few seconds and jumped onto Aozora's head.
By the way, at that time, Hanyu Aozora was speaking in front of the entire school as a representative of the outstanding first-year high school students.
Thinking of this, Hanyu Aozora felt a headache. "If I think about it carefully, it can be compared to the misfortune of a certain hedgehog head. So many coincidences collided together. No matter how I think about it, it can only happen to the low EQ male protagonist in the novel."
The deadline for submission is these days. Although he has a procrastination habit, Hanyu Aozora always finishes ahead of schedule. But this time the situation is a bit special. He suddenly decided to change the plot before submitting the manuscript. For this transformation work, Hanyu Aozora wanted to polish it better, so after a sudden inspiration a few days ago, he changed the completed volume beyond recognition.
This resulted in Hanyu Aozora not getting a good rest for several days in a row. Finally, at the end of August, he finished editing this volume. But the price was that he didn't get a good rest for several days in a row. He was in a daze. Naturally, he got up late this morning. After a simple wash, he went to push his bicycle with his bag.
Then, he forgot that Rengar liked to sleep in his schoolbag, and took both the bag and the cat to school.
According to Hanyu Aozora's personality, even if he was extremely sleep-deprived, he would not fail to notice that there was such a big fat cat stuffed in his bag.
Thinking of this, Hanyu Aozora looked at the "culprit" who was petting the cat opposite him - Takemoto Junka, who had been his classmate since junior high school. As soon as he went out in the morning, he met a classmate who was also late, so Hanyu Aozora naturally gave her a ride, and then casually handed the schoolbag (master limited edition) to Takemoto Junka on the back seat of the bicycle.
What made him very depressed was that Wu Yuan Runxiang didn't even notice the cat in the bag along the way.
However, seeing that the master, who had already partially fallen into Wu Yuanrun's fragrant breasts, had a peaceful expression on his face, Yuzuru Aozora could probably guess how the master had not been discovered in the morning.
"Besides, Takemoto-san is often in a daze, and she was probably like this morning as well." Looking at Takemoto who was happily playing with the cat in front of him, Hanyu Aozora had already thought of a reason for her. The scene of a girl playing with her pussy is always very healing.
However, the other person who took the schoolbag from Wu Yuan did not notice it, which made Hanyu Qingkong feel very surprised. He even wondered if that person was deliberately messing with him.
After fiddling with his bangs, Hanyu Aozora stopped daydreaming, glanced at his phone, and found that it was already late.
"Wu Yuan, didn't you say you still had to go to the swimming club for training? It's about time now, isn't it?" Seeing the girl opposite her goofy smile turn into a confused look that said "I totally forgot about this", Hanyu Aozora couldn't help but laugh, "Hurry over, I'll finish writing my self-review soon, and I'll go back after I find the teacher."
After reminding Wu Yuan not to catch a cold, Hanyu Qingkong watched the girl run out in a panic.
Before he could look away, Hanyu Aozora noticed another classmate he knew walking by the door, holding a pile of books. As if by telepathy, the short-haired girl turned her head as she passed by, and their eyes met.
Seeing the cat and the apology on Hanyu Aozora's desk from afar, the short-haired girl smiled a little, pursed her lips, and indicated that she still had something to send over. Then she opened her mouth slightly and used lip language to convey her deep condolences. After making sure that Hanyu Aozora understood, the short-haired girl walked away from sight with light steps.
The message "Keep writing your self-criticism" made Hanyu's expression suddenly fall.
"Tsk, it's all your fault for what happened today, Rengar. When we get home, I'm going to make you watch The Life of a Bamboo Rat with me on an empty stomach." Hanyu Aozora pretended to be fierce and rubbed his master, threatening him with words.
The fat cat was very angry that his servant dared to resist him, so he decided to lie on the servant's legs and crush him to death.
After a few minutes, the review was finally finished. Hanyu Aozora packed up his things, held Fat Cat and took the review to find his homeroom teacher, who was also the one who punished him to write the review.
"He's the same person who took my schoolbag but didn't notice the cat." Standing at the door with no confidence, Hanyu Aozora added weakly in his heart.
I don't know why Hanyu Aozora, who has always been in awe of his teachers since he was a child, said he was panicked.
Rengar, who was lying in Hanyu's arms, suddenly became energetic for some reason. He jumped out of Hanyu's arms with a whoosh and grabbed the door handle.
Rengar's weight allowed it to successfully open the door, and inertia allowed it to move the door and the cat in together, forcing Hanyu's hand, which was about to knock on the door, to hold back.
The teacher sitting behind the desk looked up because of the noise and saw a fat cat hanging on the door handle, and Hanyu Aozora was standing at the door with his face covered.
Although Kirisu Madoka had never seen such a scene, she was still a role model for a teacher, so she cleared her throat and said, "Hanyu-san, what are you doing standing at the door? Come in."
Hanyu Aozora quickly took Rengar, who was holding on to him like a treasure, off the door handle and put him on the table. When he turned around to close the door, he heard Teacher Kirisu utter an "Ah".
Fearing that his master might get into trouble again, Hanyu Aozora turned his head, only to find that the fat cat had actually jumped onto his teacher. After being frightened at first, his teacher began to caress the cat.
Feeling that Kirisu-sensei was prone to distraction, Hanyu Aozora quickly spoke up, "Teacher, this is my self-review. I'm sorry for causing trouble to everyone this morning. I'm really sorry."
Kirisu Mafuyu seemed to come to her senses, and took her eyes away from the cat. She responded awkwardly, "Hanyu-san, although you caused such a scene at the opening ceremony, the school is not actually planning to blame you." After a pause, she pushed the hair behind her ears, adjusted herself, and returned to her usual cold tone, "The reason why we asked you to write a self-review is just a formality. You don't need to take it to heart."
"In short, let's just let this matter go. Next time, please be careful not to bring your pet to school. I hope you can be more careful in the future as you are such an excellent student." The conversation ended with this. But when Kirisu Mafuyu gave Rengar back to Hanyu Aozora, she seemed a little reluctant?
"I say, do you pounce on women as soon as you see them? Look at you, you are not even that close to me. Hand over your cat food to me, or you will be hungry and unable to sleep tonight." Hanyu Aozora walked out of the school gate, holding the big fat cat, and re-educated his master viciously, although the master always looked at him as an idiot.
Kirisu Mafuyu, who was standing by the window, watched Hanyu Aozora leave the school and kept thinking, "Why is this cat so similar to the one in the neighbor's house?"
Shaking her head, Kirisu Madoka didn't have any extra brain cells to think about this question. Although there was a vague answer, it was too much of a coincidence.
Rubbing his eyebrows, Kirisu Madoka felt that he had reached his limit. He hadn't slept well for several days, and he was thankful to be able to hold on for the whole day.
Kirisu Mafuyu, who was almost late this morning, saw Hanyu Aozora who was also going to be late, so she took the bag from him and told him to go and prepare his speech. Unfortunately, her good intentions led to bad results. She was drowsy and didn't notice the cat in her bag, which caused it to run out and disturb her favorite student's speech.
For this reason, Kirisu Madoka specifically found her leader and took all the responsibility on herself. "To be honest, listening to the leader's lecture makes me want to sleep even more." Miss Kirisu, who is carefree and can be said to be naive, thought so.
PS I just started a new book. I want to write a novel full of love, so I decided to start a new plot (bang)
I re-read my previous book and found it quite happy. I plan to revise it soon.
If I update, I will stick with it (probably)
Chapter 2: Not Losing, Really Winning
Takemoto Junka is a girl who likes to fantasize. Her favorite thing is to stay with her childhood sweetheart Hanyu Aozora. His sometimes unintentional actions will make Junka fall into a pink fantasy full of girlish hearts.
Although he was almost late this morning, Wu Yuan felt very lucky to be able to take a ride with Qingkong, and even forgot about the unhappiness of not being able to get up early because the alarm clock was broken. As for not allowing people to sit on the bicycle, there will be no problem as long as they are not discovered (probably)
"Ah, Takemoto-san, long time no see. Are you going to the swimming club for training?"
Wow, recalling herself sitting in the back seat, holding onto the hem of Hanyu Aozora's clothes, Takemoto Junka felt her heartbeat quicken. "If I could date Aozora, would I be able to go to school every day? But if Aozora wanted to kiss me... well, no, no, don't stop."
"Um, Takemoto-san, if you were going to the swimming club, I think you should have gone down the stairs you just walked past."
Takemoto Junka shook her head and sighed. Because of what she said in junior high school, and because she was already very shy, it was difficult for her and Hanyu Aozora to take their relationship any further. Patting her cheeks with both hands, Takemoto Junka forced herself to wake up, "Let's just work hard to become best friends first." In the corridor that she thought was empty, the girl whispered her youthful declaration.
Then, Wu Yuan Runxiang saw her junior high school classmate standing next to her, tilting his head and looking at her with confusion after she had just said something confusing.
"Ah! Xiaohui, why are you here? You scared me." Thinking of what she just said, Wu Yuan Runxiang's face, which was a little dark due to the sun, turned red. "Your stealth performance is too good."
The short-haired girl, Kato Megumi, blinked and said softly, "I just saw you, so I came over to say hello." She felt that it would be better not to mention that she had been following him for a long time, otherwise Takemoto-san would definitely blame herself for not noticing her.
It would be better not to mention the words that I heard just now, which contained a lot of information. Kato Megumi thought so.
"Xiaohui, you are holding a pile of books. Are you going to take them to the teacher?" Runxiang breathed a sigh of relief. She noticed what her classmate had in his hands and volunteered to help. "Hey, let me help you get some."
Kato Megumi knew her friend's character very well, so she did not refuse and gave half to Takemoto Junka.
"Xiaohui, you also saw Qingkong speaking on the stage today. I was really scared when Raingar jumped up. Later I found out that Raingar was hidden in the bag I was holding. Fortunately, Qingkong didn't blame me. But he looked so cute with a cat on his head. If it wasn't for the opening ceremony, I would have taken out my phone to take a picture. Wow, the more I think about it, the more unwilling I feel." As if trying to make up for not noticing a friend whose presence was weak, Wu Yuan kept talking all the way, but the topic accidentally turned to their common classmates.
"Why does Hanyu Aozora always find Xiaohui?" As someone was mentioned, Wu Yuan naturally thought of Hanyu and Xiaohui's daily interactions, "Maybe it's because he is very good at reading the atmosphere and pays too much attention to the surroundings."
Kato Megumi listened to Takemoto Junka sharing her experiences during the summer vacation without interrupting her and kept nodding. When she heard about Hanyu Aozora, Ms. Kato's eyes seemed to shine a little brighter.
By the way, Ms. Kato, who was not noticed, took out her mobile phone at the opening ceremony and took a photo of Hanyu Aozora holding Rengar, although this behavior made Kato Megumi, who has always been a good girl, a little uneasy.
However, every time Kato Megumi looks at the photo saved in her mobile phone, she feels that this adventure is worth it.
"Then I'll leave first, Xiaohui, see you tomorrow." Wu Yuan Runxiang said goodbye to Kato Hui at the door, and ran back in a panic.
After silently thanking Runxiang in her heart, Kato Hui walked into the office and quietly put down the pile of books. No one noticed her, and she didn't disturb anyone, so she could just leave.
Before leaving, she saw a long-haired girl standing next to the math teacher. Kato Megumi couldn't help but take a few more glances at her. It was not because this girl was the "very rare flat-chested character" that Hanyu Aozora kept talking about, but because Kato Megumi always felt that this girl had an inexplicable sense of familiarity.
"I think her name is Fumino Furuhashi? The girl who is particularly good at liberal arts." After quietly closing the door, Kato Megumi recalled the information about this girl.
At the same time, on the tree-lined path not far from the entrance of Fengzhizaki Academy, Hanyu Aozora, the main force of the Homecoming Club, was standing under a tree, staring at a cat on the tree. Rengar in his arms was licking his paws leisurely.
"Tsk, it looks like it has climbed too high and can't come down. What a trouble." Although Hanyu Aozora said it was troublesome, he did not hesitate and prepared to start the stupid cat rescue plan.
Putting the master in his arms on the chair next to him, Hanyu Aozora began to climb the tree. As the main player of the junior high school basketball team, Hanyu was quite agile and he climbed halfway in a short while.
"Hanyu-san, can you explain what you are doing?" A cold voice came from below Hanyu Qingkong, and it sounded like he had just heard it.
"Ah, Mr. Kirisu, please wait a moment, I have to rescue this cat first." In his current posture, it was difficult to greet the teacher respectfully as before, so he had to leave his homeroom teacher aside.
Almost there, almost there. Hanyu Aozora stretched out his hand as hard as he could towards the shivering cat. Just when he was about to catch it, the cat fell down because of the shaking of the branch.
Fortunately, Madoka Kirisu, who was watching nearby, used her skills that were not in line with her teacher's status to help the cat. Before the nice-type OB player Hanyu Aozora could shout "Nice teacher", the teacher twisted his foot and was unable to stand up after putting down the cat due to the pain.
"Teacher, you are wearing high heels, so please don't do such difficult moves, okay?" Hanyu Aozora bought a bandage and gave a simple treatment to Teacher Kirisu who was sitting on the chair. As a student, he was treating the ankle of the beautiful teacher, which made him so embarrassed that he could only find some topics to divert the topic.
"It was my mistake." Madoka Kirisu seemed a little nervous about her ankle being held in the hand of her student. She kept touching Rengar next to her. "Thank you for your help, Hanyu-san. I can go home by myself. You should go home early too."
Although Hanyu Aozora was very skeptical whether the teacher was really okay, as a student he still believed it.
However, seeing the teacher almost falling down after walking a few steps, Hanyu Aozora sighed, silently said in his heart that it was troublesome, and stepped forward to support the teacher. "Excuse me, the direction the teacher is walking is similar to the direction of my home, so let me give the teacher a ride."
Putting Kirisu's arm on his shoulders, Hanyu Aozora felt his heart pounding, and the fragrance of the beautiful woman next to him made him feel uncomfortable. "I should have ridden my bike home earlier, so that the teacher could sit on the back seat."
Kirisu Madoka knew that it was difficult for her to act, so she reluctantly accepted the student's kindness. Although her expression did not change, if you looked closely, you could see that her ears, which were covered by her hair, were completely red.
Along the way, which was not a short road, Kirisu Madoka kept asking Hanyu Aozora if they were going the same way, so as not to trouble her student too much. Hanyu Aozora kept answering that he would take this road home.
"So we actually live next door to each other?" Hanyu Aozora, who finally sent the teacher home, discovered this fact. "So, teacher, you are the one who feeds Rengar every day."
No wonder this silly cat is getting fatter and fatter, it’s all thanks to you, Teacher Kirisu, Hanyu Aozora thought. No wonder this fat cat can’t lose weight.
"So you are the one who helps me take out the trash?" Teacher Kirisu was also surprised. Damn it, it's so embarrassing. He still has to ask his students to help deal with the trash left at the door.
Hanyu Aozora had a dark face and had a lot of complaints in his mind, but he couldn't say them out loud.
"Well, I hope you will teach me more in the future, Mr. Kirisu." Hanyu Aozora wanted to bow to the teacher and formally get to know him. However, he forgot that he was supporting Kirisu Madoka, and his big move would cause a chain reaction.
Unfortunately, Miss Kirisu was already in a state of "I'm done for, this is so embarrassing" and didn't react in time, and fell forward.
Then he bumped Hanyu Aozora's nose and made it bleed.
"Should I go to the shrine to pray?" Hanyu Aozora felt particularly depressed as he watched Kirisu-sensei hurriedly take a tissue from his bag.
PS XXXX, God, they are all my wings, I want them all
It's so troublesome to update. I want to quit again. I'm such a bad person.
I always like Takemoto Junka, Kirisu Mafuyu, Kato Megumi, Furuhashi Fumino, Sawamura Eriri, Miku, Nino
Although I prefer to change my wife
Chapter 3 Ah, Women Are Troublesome
Hanyu Aozora is an unusual first-year high school student. His family's financial situation allows him to be a young master. He has always been an excellent student and is considered a genius in the eyes of others. Even the [Thumbelina of Mechanical Production] and [Sleeping Beauty of the Forest of Literature] of the same grade cannot surpass him in the subjects they are good at.
In junior high school, Hanyu Aozora tried to submit a light novel. With good luck, he stood out from countless light novel authors. The serialized "There is No Such Thing as a Brave" achieved unexpected results. At a time when there were many good-for-nothing and gentle male protagonists, Hanyu Aozora's strong and cold male protagonist made readers more accepting. Although there are more and more such male protagonists now, "The Brave" as one of the first batch has become a masterpiece in the minds of many readers with its rich characters, normal values, reasonable plot, and foreshadowing.
After his first love in the third year of junior high school ended at the speed of 100 days, Hanyu Aozora began to transform. His new work "I Feel Like Falling in Love Is Troublesome" was well received after the first volume was written. The male protagonist who is close to life and very real makes readers feel that Hanyu Aozora is really a fresh and unworldly author.
The protagonist doesn't talk about big principles, and doesn't use youth as an excuse when dealing with interpersonal relationships. He is rational, but also impulsive. He doesn't have high school second-year syndrome or middle school second-year syndrome. He is like a real person, an ordinary high school student. The only thing is that the party struggle is still very serious, which is also a common feature of popular novels. Without party struggle, it is difficult to attract the attention of some people.
Although Hanyu Aozora, as an author, feels that he has simply captured the readers' rebellious psychology, and that he will do the opposite of what you are tired of, coupled with sufficiently outstanding character creation and plot design, it will naturally achieve a good response.
When he entered high school, Hanyu Aozora moved out of his home and bought an apartment with his considerable royalties, which made it very convenient for him to do anything.
Having only moved here for less than half a year, and being too lazy to deal with unnecessary relationships, Hanyu Aozora did not buy gifts to visit neighbors like other people. He stayed at home on holidays, went to school on time, and tried to avoid socializing with people in the apartment.
"If I had known that Kirisu-sensei lived next door, I would not have moved here." Hanyu Aozora thought to himself as he tilted his head back to prevent a nosebleed.
Finally, the nose was taken care of. Hanyu Aozora straightened his expression and once again greeted Kirisu-sensei in front of him, "Please take care of me in the future, Kirisu-sensei."
"Hanyu-san lives next door. What a coincidence." Kirisu Madoka's eyes wandered, and it didn't look like a coincidence at all. "Please give me your advice."
After exchanging pleasantries, Hanyu watched Kirisu Mafuyu, who looked like she was going to die, walk into the apartment and close the door. "It seems like Kirisu-sensei is not an easy person to get along with."
Just as Hanyu was about to take out the key to open the door, a dull sound came from next door, as if someone had fallen to the floor.
"Teacher, are you okay?" Hanyu Qingkong shouted through the door, but no one answered. Fearing that something might have happened to Teacher Kirisu, Hanyu decided to go in and check.
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