If you can't learn, then just fall in love

Hanyu looked horrified. How come kids nowadays are so cool? They even teach this in kindergarten.

Seeing Hanyu's horrified look, Xiaoju said with disgust, "Don't be nervous. Dad doesn't like this lover anyway. It's just an excuse to reassure his daughter."

Yihua's veins jumped. What the hell is this feeling of being a loser? Explain it to me, little bastard.

Chapter 48: The Autistic Girl is Very Gentle

"Qingkong-kun, can I hold Rengar and watch TV together?"

When Hanyu was thinking about how to interrupt Kojuro's playing house, Miku appeared at the right time and emphasized that it was Hanyu who forgot to close the door and was definitely not eavesdropping outside.

Absolutely not.

"Of course, I can, but Rengar sticks to me more." As soon as he finished saying this, Rengar jumped from the bed into Miku's arms. That gentle movement was nothing like the cat that had jumped over Hanyu's face before. "Just pretend I didn't say anything."

Scratching the cat's chin, Miku looked around Hanyu's bedroom, which was even cleaner than her own.

"Cousin, didn't you say she was here to play with me, too?"

"I was wrong just now. This sister has her own things to do, so just play with your cousin first." Hanyu touched Xiaoju's head. He didn't want to waste Miku's time, but Xiaoju directly asked Miku if she could play house.

After a pause, Miku said expressionlessly, "Playing house is just a child's game. I'm going to watch a documentary."

Xiaoju was a little disappointed, but she quickly calmed down and sighed like an adult, "I originally wanted Dad to have two lovers competing with each other. It would be boring to have only one."

"Dad?" Miku frowned and looked at Xiaoju.

Before he could cover Xiaoju's mouth, Hanyu covered his face instead. He had a feeling that things were going to become more complicated.

"It's the role my cousin plays in the house, and this sister is his lover."

Hanyu could only hope that Miku would stick to her previous idea. It was enough for her to play the childish game of playing house alone, and he didn't want anyone else to get involved.

As a result, Yuzuru saw Miku's shining eyes. He already knew what choice the girl in front of him would make. He gently called out "Rengar". Yuzuru held the cat that had forgotten its owner for the sake of beauty and trembled while watching the interaction between his "daughter" and the two "lovers".

Hanyu doesn't want to do anything but hide in his bedroom, petting cats and watching Kamen Rider. He once read a sentence, 'Girlfriend? Anyone who is not stupid can have three or two'. At that time, he was surprised that there were people with three hands, but now he has two lovers.

"What do you like about daddy?" Xiaoju sat on Hanyu's lap, looking exactly like a little sister. Hanyu began to wonder if he looked like a child abductor. Many children were easy to get close to him.

Miku puffed up her cheeks. This little brat didn't want to be reserved and reserved at all and just sat on Qingkong-kun's lap like this.

"I don't like your father, I just want his money." Ichika smiled, but it was really tiring to maintain this expression. After a few seconds, she turned her head away, not wanting to look at Hanyu. "He needs someone who can help take care of the children, and I also need money. We just get what we need."

Ichika sighed imperceptibly and felt very depressed. It would be fine if Miku wasn't here, but since she was here, Ichika could only be like this.

"He's very cute, he's good at studying, he's very responsible about everything, he's handsome at playing basketball, and although he's afraid of trouble, once he makes a decision, he'll act without hesitation." Miku had a smile on her face, and the reserved girl became cheerful at this moment. That smile reminded Ichika of the hydrangeas at this time of year, "And most importantly, he's the first friend I've made who has the same interests as me, he'll think of me, he's very gentle."

Xiaoju seemed dissatisfied with Miku's answer, "You didn't look at your cousin when you said these words, it must be fake."

"No, this is my true thought. Qingkong-kun is just such a person in my heart. He always appears in front of me at the right time. He is the object of my admiration."

Although he really wanted to remind the two that their roles were mixed up, Hanyu thought it would be better to pretend he didn't hear anything.

"Then it's decided, the winner of the lovers is this autistic sister!" After the argument, Xiaoju reluctantly pointed at Miku, "But I won't let you be my mother."

"why?"

"Because you are not talking about dad, but cousin." Xiaoju looked serious. Hanyu looked down at the little girl on his lap and couldn't help feeling happy that she finally remembered what role she played. "Dad doesn't need mom. It's enough for dad to have me."

After that, Xiaoju jumped down and looked at Hanyu seriously, biting her lips tightly, "Right? 'Dad' only needs Xiaoju, I know it's selfish, but Dad is all I have."

It seems that not only is Kokichi confused about her role, she has also mixed her personal experiences and emotions into this game of playing house. Only Hanyu and Ichika know about her family's situation. Miku tilts her head in confusion, not knowing what's wrong with this little brat.

Before Hanyu could comfort Xiaoju, an unexpected person touched Xiaoju's head, frowned, and expressed his opinion word by word, "Xiaoju should trust your father. Even if he finds someone trustworthy and wants to marry someone, he will not love you less in the slightest, because not only does Xiaoju like your father the most, but your father also likes Xiaoju the most. Can you have some confidence in him?"

The girl clumsily comforted the strange little girl. Although she was imitating the person in her heart, she still wanted to use what he taught her to help Xiaoju, who was as indifferent as herself.

"Do you believe him?"

Sanjiu nodded gently and gave Xiaoju a smile, "Because you have to believe that you and your father are the best partners. No matter what happens, you two will always be together."

Hanyu and Ichika saw that although Miku's actions were a little awkward, she was definitely not the autistic girl anymore. She would help others in her own way.

"Thank you, thank you..." Xiaoju wiped away her tears and looked at Miku, who was particularly gentle and lovely in her eyes.

Hanyu and Ichika looked at each other. Sure enough, this is how children should be. They always suppress their emotions and pretend to be mature, but in the end they are the only ones who are tired.

Ichika smiled bitterly. Miku's feelings were not much worse than Nino's. The only difference was the time when they first met. She became more and more confused, confused about whose side to stand on. No matter whether it was Nino or Miku, they were both her lovely sisters, and she didn't want to hurt anyone.

More importantly, she didn't want to cause trouble for Hanyu, so she had to handle the matter reasonably.

Even though she also liked the gentle boy next to her.

"No more playing house?" Hanyu was a little surprised, but in this case, Miku could go out and watch documentaries, which was not bad, "Then let Sister Miku go watch TV."

"Although it's a bit regrettable, there's no point in not watching the documentary from the beginning." Miku glanced at the time and sighed softly, "It's fun to play house with Xiaoju, so I'll watch documentaries when I have the chance later."

Hanyu felt that Nino was really miserable. She had gone to great lengths to snatch the TV, but Miku just let it go.

Ichika felt that Nino was really miserable because the fight over the TV gave Miku the opportunity to come to Hanyu's house. Is it true that tsundere idiots are born at a disadvantage?

"Then, let's watch Kamen Rider together. My cousin also has BDs." Xiaoju pointed at the row of BD boxes neatly arranged on Hanyu's bookshelf, "I want to watch Kamen Rider W."

Hanyu pulled out a box from it and asked Ichika and Miku if they wanted to watch some tokusatsu.

"I'm not really interested, but it's okay to take a look."

"I want to see it, because it's something Aozora-kun likes, and I want to learn about it."

Hanyu raised his eyebrows. If he remembered correctly, the lead actor of Class 3-A was Masaki Suda, who was Philip in Kamen Rider W. "Then let's watch it together."

Just like this, Xiaoju sat on Miku's legs and watched Kamen Rider with relish. The reason why she didn't choose Hanyu was because she was a little curious about pantyhose.

To be honest, Hanyu also likes Miku's pantyhose.

"Aozora-kun, please sit closer. The angle over there is not good." Although introverted, Miku never cared about other people's eyes and patted the seat next to her.

Ichika yawned, pretending to be uninterested in the situation around her.

"It...actually, this feels just right, right?"

"Not good at all, move over here!"

PS Miku's voice actor is a tokusatsu fan and likes Kamen Rider OOO very much

The last two sentences of this chapter are a joke. I don't know if you can tell.

This chapter is a branch chapter of the Sanjiu line

Autism

Recently, due to the broadcast of the animation, more people have read the book, and many people have given me a lot of advice. I would like to thank them here.

But I am really confused. Some people said I wrote well before, but now many people say I write badly and my writing is not good.

I personally summarized the reasons. It is probably because there are more fan fictions of similar works, and I am just a scumbag in comparison.

No, it's not that it's done, it's that it was rotten to begin with.

Some people say that the character lacks highlights. Let me explain this a little bit. I have described the key points of the original strategy, and even expanded on them a little. But I fell in love with the protagonist inexplicably in the comics, and I was also very desperate. No matter what you ask me to do, I can't give you a

Some people say that Eriri's treatment is very silly. I'm beginning to regret adding the ex-girlfriend setting. I admit that I'm hape, okay? Eriri is so cute, you must like her teeth.

There is also the issue of storyboards. When I first wrote this book, it was purely for my own amusement. After it was put on the shelves, only about a hundred people read it. I was quite casual because I wrote books for my own pleasure. I filled the few thousand words with as much plot as possible. Because I am a fool, it makes you look uncomfortable. I admit this. You have to stand at attention when you are beaten.

The focus of this book is the second half of the title. Love War is what I want to write about, but in order to make the plot a little more reasonable, I dragged Love War to the back. But I may not be able to write about it by that time. I'll just mention it to you so that you won't scold me for not having anything below.

When I started writing this book, I wanted to write something I liked. At that time, I was very happy to sit in front of the computer for a few hours every day. After the book was published, I wanted to give my supporting readers something to read every day, so I worked harder and even kept each chapter at 2499 words. However, I felt more and more uncomfortable. I didn’t dare to ask for leave before the exam review, nor did I dare to ask for leave when I wanted to play games. I would type in my dormitory after class every day, just for less than a hundred readers.

I just checked my grades. Fortunately, I didn't fail the course. I'm quite satisfied if I could pass it.

I have complained so much not to make you feel unhappy, I just want to tell you that I will become an autistic writer from now on. I will only read the book reviews but not reply to them. Just read the posts from time to time.

The previous chapters will be reset slowly, and the part where the author has something to say in the later chapters has long disappeared. I will try not to fart in the future.

Become an autistic writer and see if that way I can return to my original self. I am too lazy to care about the performance of this book or anything else. I will read your criticisms carefully and make changes later, but forget about the replies.

That's it. This is the last time I'll post this kind of chapter. If I post more, people will say I'm being hypocritical or cheating on the word count.

[Finally, I would like to mention that casual viewers should not play the joke of Miku being the best in the world. It will really get annoying if you watch it too much. It’s okay for real fans to play it.]

[The animation production is really average, it is recommended to buy comics]

[I like Nino the most, no objections]

Chapter 49: The House of Tragedy?

"Brother Hanyu, here, here."

She looked over in the direction of the voice and saw the energetic idiot waving his hand to greet her. But before a while, the girl from the Wu family next to her covered her mouth. It seemed that she was embarrassed by her loud noise in a public place.

I don’t know why, but Hanyu always feels that when the three of them are together, Umi is the strict father and Kotori is the gentle mother, and the two of them look after the naughty child Honoka together.

"Brother Hanyu isn't wearing a uniform?" Minami Kotori was a little curious. She still liked Feng Zhiqi's uniform very much. "But this one looks very handsome too."

Thinking back to the disaster he had just encountered, Hanyu's mouth twitched. He had not planned to change clothes, but when he was leaving the house after adding enough food for his master, he was sprayed all over by Kirisu Madoka who was drinking canned coffee. He had no choice but to go back and change into other clothes. Even though he had only dealt with it briefly, he always felt that there was a smell of coffee on his body.

"What? I thought Hanyu-nii was a good student who wouldn't mind ugly uniforms. Turns out he's the same as me." Honoka seemed to have discovered a new world. The perfect Hanyu-nii that his mother and sister talked about was actually not much different from her. Her excitement was beyond words. "I also think Otonogizaka's uniforms are a bit old-fashioned. UTX's are really cool."

"No, I just want to do some laundry." After placing the order with the waiter, Hanyu quickly said, "Honoka doesn't like uniforms. You should learn from me. I particularly like the sailor-style uniforms worn by Toyosaki girls. The boys' are also good."

When Sonoda Umi heard Hanyu praising the sailor uniform, she subconsciously sat back a little. Is it really okay to say such shameless things in public? It's really, shameless!

"Ah, I like sailor suits too. I always feel like I'm cosplaying." Minami Kotori took a sip of water and happily joined the discussion. "Many girls like sailor suits. They're light and cute."

"It's the same with Honoka, but every time I want to wear it, Yukiho tells me that I'm too fat and it won't look good on me."

Am I the only one who is weird? Umi Sonoda was a little horrified. Could it be that the sailor suits are a trend among young people these days?

"By the way, a few days ago when I was making my own clothes, I searched for information about sailor suits and found that it is not a recent trend at all." Mumu Xiao unconsciously gave Numayu a heart attack, "Since 1920, some schools have designated sailor suits as uniforms for girls. At that time, sailor suits were a symbol of fashion and enlightenment. Now it has become a culture."

Umi held her forehead weakly. It turned out that she was the only weird person. The sailor suit was such an amazing outfit. She must be out of date. She would definitely be laughed at by Honoka and Kotori for being old-fashioned.

Not wanting this situation to develop, Umi decided to change her offensive. She just needed to like sailor uniforms from now on. She didn't want to be out of date.

"Well, I like sailor suits, too."

As a result, as soon as Umi finished speaking, several people looked at Sonoda Umi with horror at the same time. Just when they realized that the serious and calm Umi would not like them to talk about this kind of topic and were about to shut up, these words suddenly came out.

"Eh? What did I say wrong? Sorry, please continue discussing the sailor uniforms and just pretend I don't exist."

The lost Umi looked at the three people with lifeless eyes and felt that she was no longer sociable. Such an old-fashioned girl was indeed not suitable to be with young people.

In this April, Umi Sonoda felt old.

Hanyu, who had been punished many times by Umi Sonoda for his previous stupid actions, was so scared that he got goose bumps and had to communicate with Minami Kotori and Honoka with his eyes.

[Um, Sonoda-san is conducting a sting operation, right? ]

[I think it’s very likely. Xiao Hai forced me to make her skirt longer last time. She definitely doesn’t like the sailor suit.]

[Eh? Are you guys playing games when you're flirting with each other? Make one for me too.]

Ignoring the troublemaker Honoka Kosaka, Hanyu stole a glance at Umi Sonoda and found that she was looking at him with a dark face, and her eyes had lost their luster. Pretending to drink lemonade, Hanyu and Minami Kotori continued their spiritual communication.

[I think Sonoda-san hates sailor uniforms, and she said she likes them to confuse us, so that we can continue the topic and it will be easier for her to educate us later. How can she be so awe-inspiring? What a horrible woman.]

[Brother Hanyu, don't say that. Xiao Hai is just shy and serious. ]

Minami Kotori thought so, but she was not confident. After all, she remembered her best friend's hobby very clearly. She liked long dresses that wrapped her beautiful figure tightly. She said more than once that the school's Western-style uniforms were the best.

[I'm a little panicked, so I'll just say I don't like it, Hanyu-san.]

"As expected, I still think the sailor suit is not good," Hanyu said seriously. He didn't want to die here. He silently apologized to the girl Feng Zhiqi knew in his heart and said seriously, "Look, a sailor suit like that is just mindlessly following the trend. There is no other benefit except that it exposes a lot of your skin. In comparison, Western-style uniforms are better."

"Yes, yes, I always feel shy to wear that kind of clothes. Even Yumeno Sakiko has complained about it in the comics. People would never wear a sailor suit." Minami Kotori said something that went against her own will. She still had a few half-finished sailor suits in her closet. She wanted to give them to Muse, but if Umi didn't like them, she would have to give up with tears in her eyes. "It always gives people a pornographic feeling. Yes, it's really shameless!"

Feeling that her tone was not strong enough, Minami Xiaoniao said it again.

[What should I do? I just started liking sailor uniforms but they don’t anymore. Is it because they don’t want to like the same thing as me? Even though I’m out of fashion, please don’t look down on me so much, okay? I’ll work hard, wow.]

"No, the sailor suit is very cute and has a long history. It cannot be explained by fashion. It represents history and enlightenment. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is culture."

Because she didn't want her friends to continue to misunderstand her, Umi was a little excited. She grabbed the fork that came with the desserts that Hanyu ordered for each girl, and tapped it lightly on the plate, making a crisp sound.

[Ah! Brother Hanyu, Xiao Hai has picked up the weapon, I'm so scared. ]

[I saw it. What she said just now was exactly what we said just now. It seems that she took careful notes and was thinking about refuting us at any time. She absolutely cannot say that she likes us.]

"I don't like that kind of thing at all, please forgive me, Sonoda-san."

"Xiao Hai, let's talk nicely. Put down your fork first. I really don't like sailor suits. I will never touch such shameless things in my life."

[Oh my god, have I been disliked to this extent? It's simply a disgrace to be the daughter of the Sonoda family. I just want to like the same things as you guys, is it necessary to despise me so much? ]

Umi reached out and held the bird, scaring Owl so hard that it cried out. She loosened her hand holding the fork, but accidentally touched the knife used to cut the cake.

"Calm down, Xiao Hai, I really don't like sailor uniforms, please forgive me."