If you can't learn, then just fall in love

"Teacher Black Rabbit, it turns out you like boys." The girl's complaint made Hanyu's smile freeze.

Signing autographs non-stop and smiling, only when you experience it in person can you understand exactly how tiring a book signing session is. Thinking about how long it would last, Hanyu drank water with a dejected look on his face.

"Junior brother Hanyu, you have never told me about this." A familiar voice sounded, making Hanyu look up. What he feared would come true. Here came another acquaintance.

"I was wrong, Tojo-senpai." Looking at the angry Tojo Nozomi and the surprised Ayase Eri next to him, Hanyu could only awkwardly take the book from them. "This is a personal hobby, I didn't mean to hide it from you, senior."

"Nozomi, is this Hanyu really the Black Rabbit teacher?" The cool-looking Eri Ayase is actually a little girl, and she was quite excited when Nozomi Tojo asked her to come along. But she could not imagine that the Black Rabbit teacher was a junior.

Tojo Nozomi nodded angrily, put her hands on the table, and glared at Hanyu fiercely, "I don't care, junior brother, please recommend one to me. If I want to watch it now, which one should I watch first?" From this angle, Tojo Nozomi's figure was clearly visible, and in a sense, she was quite fierce, which made Hanyu quite embarrassed.

"Um, senior sister, do you prefer healing or depressing things?"

Tojo Nozomi was stunned by the question, and poked her chubby face with her fingers, "Maybe I like things that make me depressed."

"Then they basically suit your taste. By the way, what should be written on it? You are here for someone else, right?" Hanyu was a little happy to find someone with the same hobbies, but it was better to change the subject because he noticed that there was something wrong with the look in the eyes of senior Ayase next to him.

"Well, I'm not actually your reader. Senior Miharu asked me to come here." There was a smile in Tojo Nozomi's eyes, "This senior Ayase is your fan."

Being pushed over by Tojo Nozomi, Ayase Eri felt a little embarrassed, but she still handed the book over. "Junior Hanyu, can anyone die from this book?"

Wiping the sweat off his face, Hanyu realized that Senior Ayase was a reader who had even read the previous book, otherwise why would she say such a thing? "This type of book won't kill you, please rest assured, Senior Ayase, and continue to support me in the future."

"Do you support me in continuing to give out candies and turn them into glass slag?"

Hanyu looked at Senior Ayase with the sincere and curious eyes that he inherited from his ancestors, wanting her to see his integrity as an author. "I will pay attention to this next time, Senior."

"Okay, okay, Eri, don't bully our junior now. We'll take our time later. There's no need to rush." ​​Nozomi Tojo pulled Eri Ayase away. It looked like she was going to buy books.

Hanyu took a sip of water and felt that if he continued like this, he would become the water-replenishing bird in Aunt Nan's house. He shook his hands, his fingers were a little sore from working for so long.

"Noki-kun, a lot of readers just tweeted that Black Rabbit teacher is a very handsome boy," a lively voice sounded behind the person in front of him, "but unfortunately he is a gay and has a big breasts fetish. He chatted for a long time with an equally handsome boy and two girls with explosive bodies."

"Tsk, filming is not allowed here. I wanted to use it as material. Sakura, you'd better not have high expectations on the writer's appearance. My painful memories are still vivid in my mind." A boy with dead fish eyes who was much taller than the average height of Japan passed the two people in front and saw Hanyu Aozora who looked confused. "I take back what I said before. Maybe Black Rabbit teacher is a perfect person just like Miss Tanaka."

Umetaro Nozaki took out a small notebook and wrote down the latest settings. "Ms. Tanaka is very popular in school and is also a popular light novel writer in private. However, it is rumored that she is a lesbian and likes big breasts."

Hanyu resisted the urge to throw the book at Noki's head and signed the book with a smile. Looking at the combination of one tall and one short, Hanyu stood up expressionlessly, "Ah, I suddenly need to go to the bathroom."

Umetaro Nozaki and Chiyo Sakura grabbed Hanyu's clothes as he was about to leave, "Don't ignore us, I want the teacher's autograph, too."

"So, if you have any acquaintances, come on together." Hanyu, who was about to cry but had no tears, said something that the other two could not understand.

2499 words, I am a genius

Noki and Sakura are my favorite couple, Miss Sakura is so cute

Chapter 93: That was indeed very hard

Seeing Sakura standing aside happily after getting the autograph, Hanyu asked without thinking, "She is the prototype of Mamiko, right? Her previous ribbon is exactly the same as Mamiko's."

"I think the prototype is Mikoshiba." Noqi's dead eyes didn't even look at Hanyu. In Hanyu's memory, he would only do this when he missed a dunk and felt guilty. "Hanyu, you think too much."

Handing the book over, Hanyu was speechless about these two people. They were playing dumb even though the two-way arrow was so obvious. "Forget it, I have no right to say anything to you."

After meeting four or five acquaintances, Hanyu had a strong feeling that this was not the end, but a beginning. He patted his cheeks hard to cheer himself up. Feeling someone was looking at him, Hanyu looked to the side, and Kasumigaoka-senpai was looking at him with interest. It seemed that because of Hanyu, there were not many readers there, and they even had a lot of time to rest.

Hanyu smiled apologetically at the senior. He felt a little headache. This sudden signing event took up a lot of the senior's resources. Not only was the senior not angry, but she also helped a lot. In this way, he owed her another favor.

"Qingkong, have you finished reading?" Kato Megumi's voice startled the distracted Hanyu. "You must be very busy now, so just sign one and make up for it later."

Hanyu took the book and said in a strange tone, "Kato, don't you dislike ACG?"

"You are being very rude. I am a loyal reader of Black Rabbit." Kato, who knew Black Rabbit's identity from the beginning, smiled. "It's really tiring to secretly buy books without your knowledge every time."

When Kato ran into Hanyu and his friends at the bookstore, she went to buy the latest volume. Kato wants to know everything about the things that her favorite people like. Not to mention that when the souls were exchanged, Mitsuha Miyamizu had a signed novel. Although she didn't understand why Hanyu signed it, it was undoubtedly the only one. Kato couldn't get the first place, but she still came to support Hanyu.

The thin scarf swayed in the wind, and Kato Megumi's long hair swayed with it. Hanyu looked at his childhood sweetheart and couldn't think of what to write for a moment. "Is it really okay to just write the name?"

Shaking his head, Kato smiled and took the book away, then left quietly, indescribably calm. Hanyu felt that he should compensate Kato Megumi well, after all, it was his honor to have such a person accompany him for so many years.

As he twirled his pen, Hanyu began to guess who the next acquaintance would be. "Anyway, I finally understood that Murphy's Law is correct. What you fear will come true. Let me think about it. People who like to read my books..."

“Why is it you?” Hanyu and Nino shouted at the same time, “Don’t imitate me!”

Hanyu covered his face. He didn't expect that a tsundere girl like Nino would like his book. "You got the wrong person. I am Hanyu Aozora's younger brother, Hanyu Aozora."

"Are you going to tell me next that you have seven brothers and their names are arranged in the shape of a rainbow?"

Hanyu nodded. He didn't expect that Nino would understand his joke so quickly.

"Hmph, stop talking nonsense to me," Nakano Nino turned her head and handed the book over in dissatisfaction, "While you're writing, explain to me why you killed the tsundere character in the last book."

Nakano Mayu, who was behind, weakly tugged at her sister's clothes, asking her not to be so rude to Black Rabbit Teacher. This morning, Mayu, who was a fan of Hanyu, realized that Nino was the same as her, so the two sisters came together. Although she knew that Nino and Hanyu had a good relationship, such an exchange still frightened her.

"It's okay, Mayu. It would be strange if Nino didn't do this." Hanyu smiled and drew a pig's head for Nino. He had a good impression of Mayu whom he met for the first time. What Ichika said that day might be quite right. "Mayu, what should I write for you?"

Nakano Nino looked at the pig head that Hanyu drew for her with dissatisfaction. Although it was very meaningful that Hanyu drew it himself, what was the meaning of this little piglet? There was also a note next to it: "Queen Nino, I was wrong. I swear that tsundere characters are the best. I will give you a little piglet of the queen."

It is worth mentioning that Hanyu, who has always stated that he does not have personal feelings, "accidentally" killed a tsundere character during his breakup with Eriri, and during this period of time, he has been giving sweet treats to the tsundere girl in his new book.

"Please change it for me. I want a fox." Nakano Nino, who is also a tsundere character, did not show happiness on her face. Instead, she blushed and asked Hanyu to redraw a mask. "It should be the white fox like the mask you gave to Miku."

Hanyu gave Mayu an apologetic smile and drew Nino before continuing to write to Mayu. "Here, Mayu-san, this is considered an acquaintance. We will probably see each other often in the future."

May, with her aho-haired face, tilted her head. She didn't know why the serious-looking Hanyu suddenly became like this. She stared blankly at the title page and finally understood.

[May, thank you very much for your support. (I may be responsible for your studies in the future, please give me more advice)] There is also a cherry blossom next to it, with about five petals corresponding to her name.

In the last monthly exam, Mayu's score was not as good as Yotsuba's, and she was the last among the five sisters. She felt a little discouraged because she thought she had no other advantages except hard work. When she asked her sisters questions, she always got the answer "Mayu, wait a minute, let me ask Qingzora". Although this way, she could get a fairly understandable answer, but she always felt that something was wrong.

It was like I was left behind by my sisters. We had agreed to be one with the five of us, but now I was the only one standing still. I wanted to make a change, but I was too embarrassed to find the Hanyu Aozora I had promised my father. I could only work hard on my own, but to no avail.

After leaving the book signing event, May bought a meat bun and ate it silently, bite by bite, as if she was making an important decision. "Nino, will it be weird if I join the Classics Club now?"

Nino swallowed the last bite of bread and was not surprised at Mayu's question. After all, the five sisters all needed tutoring, so it was not surprising that they would have such thoughts after seeing Hanyu. "Of course it's strange."

"As expected... If I suddenly join now, it will cause trouble for the Classics Club. After all, the deadline for recruiting new members has passed."

"That's not what I meant, Mayu, don't think too much about it," the tsundere Nino was a little bothered by the fact that her words made Mayu unhappy, "I just think it's weird for you to call us seniors after you join the club."

May looked at her sister's embarrassed expression and laughed, "It's okay, senior~"

"Don't call me that, it's weird."

"Senior~"

The joy of the two sisters perfectly contrasts with Hanyu's desolation. His fingers are sore and painful, and he is teased by readers in various ways, such as "Teacher, are you really gay?", "Teacher, do you think this character will die?", "Teacher, do you need a girlfriend? Here is my contact information."

In response, Hanyu could only pretend that he didn't hear it and kept smiling to deal with the female readers who bullied him one after another.

"Thank you for your hard work. Here's your favorite lemonade." Eriri, wearing a hat and dressed differently from her usual pretty outfit, appeared from behind. "When I thought about how hard my ex-boyfriend was working, I ended the interview as quickly as possible."

Hanyu asked editor Machida to bring a chair for Eriri to sit on. Eriri put her legs on the crossbar of the chair, propped up her face with her hands, and watched her ex-boyfriend busying around. She also smiled smugly at Kasumigaoka Utaha.

“Wow, why are there still so many people?” Eriri looked at the team and felt sorry for Hanyu. “What if my ex-boyfriend gets tired to death?”

"It's quite tiring. Not only do I have to sign books, but I also have to deal with all kinds of acquaintances." Hanyu handed the lemonade to Eriri, fearing that she would be thirsty. "And so many characters appeared in these two chapters, the readers seem exhausted."

Eriri pretended not to mind the indirect kiss and drank her drink with a red face. "It was indeed very hard, in many ways."

There are no updates for the other two books, so I have to review the original works.

Nakano Satsuki is a good kid, I like him again

I am also very frustrated by the large number of characters. Not many people really like the protagonists now. How many brain cells will I have to waste in the later stages?

After all, you can’t let the female characters rush around like they’re in heat, right?

No one is allowed to rush, only I can rush

Rush rush

Chapter 94: JK Teacher and Cute Ex-girlfriend

"Do you want to eat the things I bought for you?" The autograph session lasted for a long time. Hanyu didn't want to let the fans go in vain, so he had to sign autographs non-stop without much rest. He even had to ask Eriri to help him buy something to eat.

Originally, it was the Machida Sonoko who was to arrange it, but Eriri was particularly proactive, and Hanyu thought that she was worthy of being the reliable Miss Sawamura.

"Just say that Eriri is the cutest person in the world, or I won't give it to you."

I take it back. Eriri is not reliable at all. Hanyu will not give in to someone who threatens him with food. He lowers his voice to show his toughness, "My Eriri is the cutest in the world."

We are all family anyway, so there is no shame in being timid, Hanyu thought.

"What are you talking about? He's just an ex-boyfriend, how come he's yours?" Eriri's fair face flushed, and she fed Hanyu food herself, of course when no one was paying attention, "Here you go, and don't say it's not delicious."

Eriri looked at Hanyu's embarrassed look and smiled until her eyes narrowed. He was such an idiot that he still teased her even though he was so easily shy.

Fortunately, the two have not reunited, otherwise they would definitely be a stupid couple, the kind of stupid couple who flirt with each other and get shy easily.

After eating a few bites, Hanyu started working again. Eriri couldn't stand it anymore and offered to take on the task of drawing the illustrations. "Really, it's too slow for you to be so slow. I'll help you out with reluctance."

As Hanyu's former illustrator and future illustrator, this move was recognized by Machida Sonoko and readers. But there was a small episode.

"Excuse me, is this girl Kashiwagi Eri?" A girl who claimed to be an illustrator suddenly appeared next to Black Rabbit teacher, which made some readers curious. After all, it was well known that Kashiwagi Eri did not continue to cooperate with Black Rabbit in the new work.

Eriri's expression was a little embarrassed. She had canceled the illustration for Hanyu's new work because of the breakup. Now when asked about this by fans, she didn't know how to answer.

"She is not teacher Kashiwagi Eri, but my new illustrator. Her style is very beautiful. I was moved by the illustrations in the latest volume. Her name is..." Hanyu explained for Eriri and prepared to make up a pen name on the spot.

"Alice, just call me Alice." After that, Eriri temporarily abandoned her original pen name. "I will cooperate with Black Rabbit teacher frequently in the future. Please support me."

Hanyu stared at Eriri blankly. He understood the connection between this pen name and his own. Eriri smiled back. Even if they couldn't be lovers, she wanted to protect the most important thing to her in a different way.

Taking advantage of the free time, Hanyu leaned forward and said, "Hey, Teacher Alice, I'm a serious person and I won't collaborate with you to draw an R18 book."

Eriri covered her face. For the first time, she felt that her image in her ex-boyfriend's heart had collapsed. "Don't worry, I've been looking for a breakthrough recently. From now on, my drawings will be for people of all ages."

Hanyu looked as if he had suddenly realized something, and thought that the books of Eriri's paintings that he had collected in the past might increase in price, and he felt a little excited at the thought.

Just when Hanyu wanted to say something, he suddenly realized that Eriri seemed to have seen something she shouldn't have. She suddenly lay down on the table and refused to get up. "What's wrong with you?"

"Look ahead, it's up to you." Rather than let her boyfriend die, Ying Lili chose to protect herself. After all, the scene she just saw was too shocking.

"Excuse me, this person..."

"..."

Hanyu Aozora rubbed his eyes, wondering if he had seen it wrong. Why did his teacher come to his autograph session wearing a JK uniform?

The thing is, knowing that her sister is a die-hard fan of Black Rabbit Teacher, Kirisu Mafuyu thinks that she should help Miharu, who is busy with her studies, to attend a book signing event to give her a surprise. She feels that it is a bit inappropriate to go there with her identity, and when she happens to tidy up her room, she finds her high school uniform, and Kirisu Mafuyu comes up with a good idea.

"I don't feel awkward at all," Madoka Kirisu put her hands on her hips and looked at herself in the mirror, who seemed to be back in high school. "I can fight for another ten years, and I can even be Aozora's senior."

"Eh, why did I think of him?" Ms. Kirisu adjusted her skirt to make sure she wouldn't catch a cold. "It would be so embarrassing if I really ran into him."

Hanyu looked at Kirisu Mafuyu who was about to flee, and the corners of his mouth twitched. He didn't want other readers to think that he had scared a fan away. "Um? Miss Miharu, why are you here?"

Eriri next to her also raised her head and looked curiously at the girl who looked exactly like Teacher Kirisu. Could this senior be the teacher's sister?

Miss Mafuyu's originally gloomy eyes lit up. She turned out to be so young when she put on her high school uniform. Even Aozora mistook her for someone else. "Mr. Hanyu, please give me an autograph." Since she was going to act, she had to act the whole thing. Mafuyu Kirisu even temporarily borrowed the name of her own sister.

Feeling that Eriri was looking at him a little strangely, Hanyu quickly changed the subject, "Okay, senpai, what do you want me to write?"

Kirisu Madoka suddenly remembered that she slept on Qingzora's legs for a whole night last time. That morning, he called her "senpai" with a smile, "Well, I'll just write Kirisu-senpai ten times."

At this moment, Ms. Kirisu forgot that her original intention was to come for her sister. She just wanted her students to call her senior sister a few more times. "Can you read it while writing? Otherwise, I will tell my sister, 'Sister, your students are writing light novels instead of studying hard.' Do you understand what I mean?"

The corners of his mouth twitched. Hanyu Aozora didn't know what was wrong with his teacher. Did she really think that he mistook her for Miss Miharu?

The three grades in Otonogizaka have different tie colors. The third graders wear green, while Teacher Kirisu wears blue today. Apart from her, Hanyu couldn't think of anyone else who would be so reckless.

There was no other way, Hanyu could only cooperate with his teacher's performance, calling out "Kirisu-senpai" over and over again, not noticing that his teacher was laughing foolishly.

Realizing that she had lost her composure, Kirisu Madoka took the book and said seriously, "Hanyu-kun, as a student, you still have to pay attention to your studies. I won't tell your sister about this, but you can't be too lax, understand?"

"Kirisu-senpai is right." A speechless Hanyu waved his hands at the departing Kirisu Mafuyu. It didn't matter to him, but he was a little worried that she might feel embarrassed after knowing that her sister had asked someone to come.

After all, if you think about it for a moment, you will know that Hanyu was cooperating with her in the performance, and she even did things that she would not dare to do normally.

"Hey, ex-boyfriend. You have to call me a lot later," Eriri, who didn't know what she was trying to do, asked her ex-boyfriend, "otherwise, I'll tell Kirisu-sensei that you molested her sister."

Looking at his silly Eriri with pity, Hanyu felt that this person might have the same IQ as his teacher, "Stop making a fuss, you're just acting like a little kid. I was just having a little exchange with the fans."

Eriri was a little excited and waved her fist, "A little? I don't care, you have to call me 'cute ex-girlfriend' a hundred times later."

For some reason, Eriri felt that the so-called Kirisu Miharu was her biggest enemy. Even Kato Megumi didn't give her such a strong feeling. "If you don't yell, I'll delete all your games."

Feeling that her behavior might be a bit excessive, and also unable to tolerate others touching her save files, Eriri restrained herself and said, "Isn't this a bit inappropriate? Let me think about how to threaten you. Wait a minute."

Hanyu was spinning his pen, thinking that Eriri was so cute, so he found an opportunity to whisper something in Eriri's ear, "No need to wait, you can tell me right now. My cute ex-girlfriend."

Looking at Eriri whose brain seemed to be stuck, Hanyu shook his head and took the opportunity to take over the work she was doing. He didn't want to tire Eriri out.

I found that I gave Ying Lili too much sugar. Should I add some glass slag to balance it out?

JK Kirisu Madoka is so cute, I will always like her