The Bad Guys: Don't call me Little Emperor Taizong

The Bad Guys: Don't call me Little Emperor Taizong

Author: Funny Humor

Summary:

Original name: Bad Man: Don't call me Little Emperor Taizong Alias: Bad Man: Your Highness, please stop! Xuanwu Gate ahead

Tags: anime derivative, time travel, two-dimensional, fan fiction

Protagonist: Li Changping

Introduction: Li Changping accidentally came to the world of the Bad Guys and thought that his legendary career might begin from then on.

But after experiencing many hardships, he finally faced the reality and chose from the bottom of his heart to join the bad world and cling to Gangzi's giant legs.

But since some time ago, he was quietly pushed to the forefront by everyone.

"Hegemony? Heaven's way? What is Heaven? The lights of the thousands of homes that submit to the troubled times are Heaven, and the popular will is Heaven's will. Now that the people's hearts are with me, I am Heaven! My will is Heaven's will, and my way is Heaven's way."

"If you don't obey me, you will be defying Heaven!"

Chapter 1 Where the story begins

The second year of Qianhua.

At this time, more than five years had passed since Zhu Wen usurped the Tang Dynasty.

During the five years, Zhu Wen lived a life of luxury, discarding everything he had and burying himself in the soft jade and warm fragrance.

Life in the palace was decadent, but outside the palace, undercurrents were surging, and a storm was about to come.

The various princes stared at Daliang with eager eyes, hoping that the giant whale would fall so that they could rush over and divide it up.

The land of China seems to be filled with smoke...

But at the same time, outside the hustle and bustle of Yuzhou City, there is a scenery like a paradise.

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Qingcheng Mountain, back mountain.

"Click"

Accompanied by the sound of dead leaves breaking, the green mountains and clear waters that were once deserted suddenly became a little more lively today.

A beggar-like figure suddenly broke the long-standing silence here.

"call……"

After looking around, he took a long, deep breath, raised his left arm, and wiped the sweat off his forehead with his patched sleeves. Then he couldn't help but sigh, "This is Qingcheng Mountain. I finally found it."

"Where dreams begin..."

Not sure if it was an illusion, but Li Changping felt that the sun was particularly bright today.

The fluttering butterflies in the woods, the grass and trees hissing in the breeze, and even the ugly rocks here can make him happy.

If you find Qingcheng Mountain, you will find Li Xingyun.

If you find Li Xingyun, you will find the Bad Leader.

If he could find the Bad Leader, he could hug this big guy's big legs tightly from now on and end his miserable fate.

Thinking of this, Li Changping smiled longingly, but at the same time he couldn't help but recall the sadness he had felt before.

Bad person...

Others travel through time and become kings right from the start.

But he didn't know which god he had offended, and when he woke up, he was lying in a coffin. What's outrageous is that there was a half-broken sword stuck in his chest.

I was only about five or six years old at the time, and I don't know who was so cruel? He didn't even let children go~

After finally dragging his body out of the coffin, he was about to ask for help when a man called Wu passed by.

I don’t know what’s wrong with this guy, he chose me at first sight from the mass grave.

While muttering something about a blood infant corpse puppet, he stuffed himself back into the coffin. Then, endless blood poured into him.

Although Li Changping didn't know what he was going to do, this familiar sacrificial method was exactly the same as the one in the God of War.

However, the god of war used an altar, while this man used a coffin. The material for the sacrifice was also pure blood.

Fortunately, he did not have the mental state of a five or six-year-old child. After being trained for eighty days, Li Changping still retained a trace of clarity amidst the boundless murderous attack.

When he broke out of the coffin and chopped the witch into eighteen pieces with the broken sword in his chest, he realized that his power had reached the great star level.

Next is survival in troubled times...

From Luoyang to the Shiwandashan Mountains, from the mass graves to the Dead Creek Forest, Li Changping could not remember how many lives he had taken, how many tigers and leopards he had fought, or even how many years he had walked.

The blood infant was born for killing, and as long as there is killing, there is growth. He only remembered that when he entered the Dead Creek Forest, the internal force in his Dantian had reached the small heaven level~

In order to learn the art of witchcraft to save his life, Li Changping endured the hardship of eating insects in the Dead Creek Forest for several years.

It was not until a few days ago that the hidden danger of the sword wound left by his predecessor in his childhood was completely eliminated.

But after coming out of the Dead Creek Forest this time, he had finally let it go. The idea of ​​a kingdom was all nonsense, and finding a backer was the most important thing.

At least, we need to bring out the Lao Gan Ma that is still digging for worms in the Dead Creek Forest...

As for this backer, Li Changping thought hard and it seemed that only Yuan Tiangang, who had been in control of the scenes for three hundred years, was the most suitable.

Regardless of whether he is reliable or not, I am also an organized person, right?

Under the name of Bad Leader, you can eat, drink and have sex for free without paying, right?

When I thought about the days of being a lackey of Yuan Tiangang, kicking Li Keyong and punching Zhu Yougui, I felt arrogant and domineering.

Li Changping couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Haha... ka!"

But just when he was halfway laughing, he suddenly shuddered all over and his voice stopped abruptly.

At the same time, a deep voice with a metallic texture sounded from behind: "What are you laughing at?"

Although it was just a short sentence, the coldness, power, and indifference revealed in it instantly made Li Changping feel like he was falling into an ice cellar.

Chapter 2 The Bad Guy

He turned around with a somewhat stiff body. With just one glance, Li Changping saw the cold and familiar evil ghost mask.

A straw raincoat hat for shade, soft armor that fits the body, and court robes that are half-dressed and half-hung.

Coupled with the straight back and the indifference revealed through the mask, the pressure on him was doubled.

This is Bad Commander, the synonym of powerful...

Going to that station, it is like a towering mountain, giving people an unshakable feeling.

But he could also vaguely feel that there seemed to be endless magma surging wildly in the body of the man in front of him.

Once this heat erupts, it can engulf you in an instant.

After a moment of hesitation, Li Changping immediately reacted.

He immediately cupped his hands and saluted carefully, saying, "Junior Li Changping, nice to meet the Bad Commander."

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And almost at the moment when Li Changping turned around, Yuan Tiangang's gaze was also fixed on the young man dressed as a beggar in front of him.

Her hair was combed carelessly, her clothes were patched and worn, and she was carrying a heavy bag with holes all over it.

Any one of these is enough to make Li Changping inconspicuous, and anyone who sees him would think of him as a beggar begging for food in troubled times.

Before Li Changping turned around, even Yuan Tiangang himself didn't take it seriously. But now, he found that he was wrong.

Big mistake...

The young man in front of me is not as harmless as he looks.

Deep in those narrow eyes, there were faint flashes of golden and red light. His smiling face was clean and fair, which was incompatible with the shabby clothes he was wearing.

The smile seemed warm, but Yuan Tiangang could feel a biting coldness from it.

There are also two things about him that attract people's attention.

One was a jade flute casually inserted on the belt, and the other was the heavy bag.

The jade flute was all red, and with Yuan Tiangang's ability, he could naturally tell that it was real jade with blood, a priceless blood jade.

The other big bag was emitting a bloody smell all the time.

Plus the cold light that accidentally flashed from his sleeves when he saluted just now~

A wolf in sheep's clothing...

This was Li Changping’s first impression on Yuan Tiangang.

Under the well-behaved appearance, there is a lawless arrogance. Deep in the calm eyes, there is a fiery bloodthirsty murderous intent.

Yuan Tiangang's pupils shrank as he stared at Li Changping without saying a word, as if he wanted to see through the young man in front of him.

"Commander?"

Seeing Yuan Tiangang staring at him without saying anything, Li Changping called out again tentatively.

At the same time, his left hand retracted slightly into his sleeve, and when he stretched it out again, there was a hint of cold light in the palm of his hand.

How long has it been since I came to this troubled time? My once passionate heart has long since turned cold.

As for Yuan Tiangang, who has lived for three hundred years, I am afraid that even the emotions in his heart have been erased.

What if he gets upset with me and slaps me to death? Where can I seek justice?

It's okay to hug someone's thigh. But if you want to have a backhand, it's better to keep some~

After waiting for a while, seeing that Yuan Tiangang still didn't speak, Li Changping became a little anxious, and slowly retreated, preparing for the worst in his heart.

"Ah."

Just when he couldn't help but want to retreat, the bad commander finally nodded and said "hmm".

But before Li Changping could breathe a sigh of relief, Yuan Tiangang immediately said something that made him break out in a cold sweat: "Flying knife, sleeve arrow, meteorite Gu, phantom snake... and whose head is this?"

First, he revealed all of Li Changping's cards like a treasure trove. Finally, Yuan Tiangang glanced at the large bag on his waist and asked indifferently.

Hearing this, Li Changping did not hide anything. He immediately reached out to untie the bundle, then grabbed the bundle and shook it casually.

Layer after layer of rags were lifted up, and finally a round object fell out from it, then rolled a long way away.

A fishy-sweet smell immediately rose in the air.

Yuan Tiangang glanced sideways and saw a bloody head on the ground...

Chapter 3 Stirring up the situation

"Shi Tai's head."

Li Changping's face was filled with smiles.

But his foot stepped on the bloody ball mercilessly as if it were a rubber ball.

"After leaving the Shiwan Mountains, I went to Luoyang to investigate my life experience, but the old mass grave had long since disappeared. I saw this man praying there."

At this point, the temperature in the air suddenly dropped, and Li Changping's hair, which was casually draped over his back, changed color slightly.

It was red like blood.

Yuan Tiangang could see clearly that there seemed to be bloody internal energy steaming and burning behind Li Changping.

And wrapped in this blood-colored internal force is a murderous intent that is purer and more intense than his own Tiangang internal force.

Like a mountain of corpses, or a surging sea of ​​blood~

He couldn't help but clench the hands behind his back.

Over the past three hundred years, Yuan Tiangang has witnessed the changes of all things in the world, the rise and fall of dynasties and families. There was also a pearl hairpin that touched his soft spot, and there was also a figure that made him desperate.

But the young man in front of him was a little hard for him to understand.

If I am the endless darkness, then Li Changping is like the dawn that breaks through the dark night.