The Bad Guys: Don't call me Little Emperor Taizong

"This is fate~"

Li Changping sighed, and when he turned around he saw Lu Linxuan.

Just like a submissive little wife, she followed me happily, with a strange gleam in her eyes, as wet as a newborn fawn.

Maybe I'm not prepared.

When Lu Linxuan saw Li Changping turning around, his face suddenly turned red and he lowered his head in a hurry.

She doesn't care about Li Xingyun's identity.

After eight years of getting along, she had already made up her mind about her senior brother's dog-licking behavior. Even if he was really a prince, he probably wouldn't be that great.

But Li Changping is different. When he is gentle, he makes people feel like a spring breeze; when he is ruthless, he makes people fear and submit.

She had never seen the prince of the Tang Dynasty, nor did she know what the legendary Emperor Taizong looked like.

But if based on imagination alone, Lu Linxuan thought it should be like Li Changping.

He is a descendant of a noble family, and his martial arts can defeat many opponents. He can be courteous to others in normal times, but he will be ruthless when fighting.

Only people like this deserve to be princes.

How can my senior brother, who looks so unreliable, have such noble bloodline?

For a moment, Lu Linxuan felt a little indignant.

But Li Changping didn't know what she was thinking. Seeing the girl's face turning red and white, he just nodded and smiled slightly and didn't care.

The little girl is not worthy of his too much attention.

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Another five-day trip.

These days, Li Xingyun seemed to have become a different person, and he was always silent. Even though Shangguan Yunque served him meticulously, he was not happy at all.

On the contrary, Li Changping was feeling so relaxed and carefree for the first time in his life.

With the soft and sweet Lu Linxuan by my side, holding the activity funds given by the Marshal in my arms, and admiring the beautiful scenery along the way, it is simply a pleasant experience.

But on the sixth day.

A sudden piece of news made the brothers and sisters change color instantly.

"What? The Xuanming Cult discovered Yang Shuzi's location?"

The two people who were eating suddenly stood up and looked at the dwarf on the ground who was not even as tall as the bench.

Chapter 29 Me

"My day."

He started with a catchphrase, and then saw eight pairs of eyes at the table staring at him, as if he was shocked. The short figure nodded in satisfaction.

Then he adopted a lame and funny accent: "How can what I said be false?"

"In person?"

Before Li Xingyun and Lu Linxuan could continue asking questions, Li Changping couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Haha, shopkeeper, has your guard dog become a spirit? Why is it so funny?"

"Humph! I am a peerless master, and you...ah, let go."

Before I could finish my words, I suddenly found myself rising off the ground.

I just thought that my Ren and Du meridians were finally opened and I was about to break free from the constraints of gravity, until I looked into a pair of eyes full of playful smiles.

He then realized that it was the small braid on his head that helped him escape gravity.

"You...you...what are you going to do? Don't you know my reputation in the martial arts world?"

I finally realized something was wrong, turned around in panic and sprinted forward.

Then I realized that the scenery around me had not changed, and the restaurant door was still so far away.

Only then did she remember that she was not on the ground and someone was holding her pigtail.

"So cute, I want to raise one~"

His funny performance made Lu Linxuan smile so much that he couldn't help teasing him with his sword tassel.

The itchy face made me want to grab the sword tassel, but since I was in the air and had no leverage, I could only dance around like a teased cat.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Boss, your talking pet is great. When it gives birth, you must give us a few."

The guests who were eating nearby saw this scene and burst into loud laughter.

My face tightened and I felt like a clown at this moment.

But perhaps influenced by his hometown, he was not ashamed but proud. He hugged his shoulders and tilted his head, looking like a peerless master:

"A-choo, A-choo! Boy, take care of your woman, otherwise if you provoke me, I will take action and there will be no one left here!"

"Is it?"

Li Changping grabbed the pigtail and shook it like a bell, as if he had found a rare new toy.

I immediately started to move along with the movement, and soon I felt dizzy, so I held my head and pushed it upwards.

"Don't shake, don't shake. I'm about to vomit."

Li Changping didn't listen, but instead increased the shaking frequency.

At this time, the restaurant owner hurried over to help.

"Young man, this little guy is also responsible for serving tea and water to other customers in the shop, please be more generous."

"Oh?"

Li Changping's hand loosened and I was caught off guard and fell heavily on my butt.

I covered my head first, then I felt something was wrong, so I jumped up and covered my butt, but it still felt awkward, so I just covered my head with one hand and my butt with the other. I felt dizzy and nauseous, and I kept spinning in place.

The restaurant owner continued, "Young man, you may not know this, but this little dwarf came to our town a few days ago. He was skinny and sallow, huddled in front of the restaurant."

Speaking of this, he seemed a little annoyed.

"I was confused for a moment and felt compassion for him, so I gave him a bowl of porridge, thinking that I could send him away, but who knew that this guy would stay here and not leave."

"He asked for wine and meat with a clear conscience, saying he had plenty of money. I saw he was cold, so I hired him as a doorman, but I didn't expect he had such dirty hands. Alas... it's a sin!"

The boss was helpless, and seeing that I was still in a daze, he couldn't help but kick me.

"These Japanese people are not very smart. They can't tell the difference between good and bad. Why don't they get to work?"

"Humph! My nickname in Jianghu is the Divine Fist Taibao. I eat your food because I think highly of you."

Perhaps because I was afraid that people wouldn't believe me, I jumped three times on the spot after I said that, and then punched and kicked like a dog digging in a hole.

Finally, he pretended to raise his hands, stand on one leg, and make the movement of a white crane spreading its wings.

"How is it? Boy, are you scared by my punches and kicks? I was just letting you go, otherwise if we really started fighting, I would definitely let you see how powerful my punches are."

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Changping stretched out his arms again.

Afterwards, I reached heights that I had never reached in my life, and saw scenery that I had never seen in my life.

"It's so tiring to bend over and talk to you. This is indeed much better."

"Humph! If I hadn't been robbed by a few unruly people on the road, how could I have ended up in this situation? Thinking about the cherry blossoms in my hometown..."

Seeing that he was about to make a long speech, Li Changping shook his pigtail again to make him shut up.

"Can the God Fist Taibao also be robbed?"

"That's because I feel sorry for them and give them alms. Otherwise, I'll punch them with my big sandbag fists and they'll be left to die in the wilderness."

"Giving alms to others until you starve to death?"

"That was a test for me. As long as the shopkeeper here provided me with 749 meals, I would pass on everything I learned in my life to him. This is an unprecedented great opportunity in the martial arts world! It's a pity that he didn't seize it."

Speaking of this, it's not just Li Changping's table.

Even the restaurant owner couldn't help it.

In order to believe that what he heard and saw was real, he even slapped himself hard.

He had to admit that he had underestimated the shamelessness of the Japanese. This was a guy who didn't know how to be grateful.

Why was I so stupid that I sent him a bowl of porridge? What a sin!

"Young man, I won't charge you for this meal. I see you like this thing very much, so you can just take it away with you."

"What do I want him for?"

As soon as the shopkeeper finished speaking, Li Changping, as if afraid of being stuck, threw the person in his hand away from the dining table to the street.

Playing is playing, making noise is making trouble, but he doesn't want to be stuck with this dog-skin plaster.

Which hero is not accompanied by beautiful women and has a fine horse to ride?

But if I come here with a guy who keeps saying fuck, how embarrassing it would be?

Will there be any other young ladies who want to play with me in the future?

For today's meal, he would rather pay ten times the price than be bothered by me.

"Uh……"

When the shopkeeper saw that Li Changping was unmoved, he looked at Lu Linxuan.

"This girl..."

"I don't want it either."

Before the shopkeeper could finish, Lu Linxuan refused directly. He didn't even look at the shopkeeper during the whole process, and stared at Li Changping with a pair of starry eyes.

That little yellow dog just said that she was his woman~

And he didn't object.

is not it……

"Junior sister! I want to save Master!"

The untimely voice interrupted Lu Linxuan's love-minded thinking.

She looked at Li Xingyun with dissatisfaction.

"Brother, this is obviously a trap set by the Xuanming Sect. Considering how much importance they place on the Longquan Sword, if they really found Master's whereabouts, how could they let everyone know about it? Changping, what do you think?"

"really."

Li Changping nodded slightly.

"You must know that the general trend is irreversible. I advise you to make a good choice, otherwise the consequences will not be as simple as you think."

Chapter 30 Go back

"Consequences? Master is in danger right now, why should I consider the consequences?"

Li Xingyun looked anxious, and turned to look at Lu Linxuan again: "Junior sister, I want to go back to Jianlu, what are you going to do?"

"me……"

This sudden question made Lu Linxuan a little unsure of what to do.

He looked at Li Changping with a little hesitation, but saw that he didn't show any reaction.

Then she felt that her senior brother was staring at her with burning eyes. She was in a dilemma for a moment.

"I...Okay, I'll go back with my brother too."

"Okay, let's go now."

Li Xingyun did not give his junior sister any time to react. As soon as she agreed, he rushed out of the restaurant at the fastest speed.

Didn't stop for a quarter of an hour.

On the contrary, Lu Linxuan was reluctant to leave, and finally looked at Li Changping with nostalgia: "Then Changping, I will go back to Jianlu with my senior brother first."