Waiting is always boring, especially for ladies who have to put on makeup for a long time.
"Oh~" He took out the terminal from his waist, the blue light of the screen shone on his face, and he decided to relieve his boredom.
Lip once again arrived at the red-light district of his loyal holy city!
"Customer solicitation advertisement 1: (sexy picture) (sexy picture) (sexy picture)"
Looking at the terminal in his hand carefully, after thinking for a moment, Li Pu started moving his fingers.
"Lip: I'm not looking at you in vain. I wish you great fortune in the future."
『Poster: ......』
『Customer solicitation advertisement 2: (sexy picture) What do you want~』
『Reply 1: Excuse me, I want a super large fresh sandwich with a hot spring egg! 』
『Reply 2: I want Holy City Coins! Lots and lots of them! Please! 』
『Reply 3: I want the Bull Demon! 』
"Advertisement for attracting customers 3: (Teacher OL pretending to be shy) I will teach you everything~"
『Reply 1: Teacher, how do you solve this problem? (Screenshot of complex math equation)』
『Reply 2: (Photo of electrical wiring) Teacher, the wire next to the engine is broken. What type of wire should I use? The engine can start normally and idle normally. Is it okay to just ignore it?』
『Poster: I can’t teach you everything...』
"Okay, you're even sexier than me. How can this be a red-light district?" Li Pu's mouth corners unconsciously raised in a funny arc. He was feeling very uncomfortable trying to hold back his laughter.
It was rare to have such a relaxed atmosphere in this doomsday. Li Pu quickly found the reason in the official post that was pinned to the top of all sections.
"Officials of the City of Jericho: To sincerely welcome the first great nun appointed by the Holy See to come and give guidance, the whole city will be closed for one day and supplies will be sold at half price."
Skipping the boring official content, Li Pu went straight to the comment section.
"Jericho top laner (this account has been banned): When will your horses be half price?"
"Super Cat (this account has been banned): Don't welcome me anymore, the next one might be Nima!"
"Gao Wan: Don't celebrate, because you have no tomorrow."
"Random numbers: The Vatican? The charlatans who claimed to be king a month after the apocalypse? Oh my god! The taxes are high enough already, and now we have to pay a tithe of sin tax, right?"
"I want to be super, super, super, super: It's so funny, with your price that the more the better, does it make any difference if it's half price or not? You're going to let everyone go hungry for a day by giving everyone a holiday, right?"
Li Pu looked at the terminal, nodded in appreciation and said: "The Mongolian top laner is still here today, and I see the fierce horseman again~"
Achina looked at Lip, who was sitting on the sofa behind her in the mirror. He didn't look at her but kept looking at the glowing little thing.
Love makes people younger, and Achina feels that her mentality is becoming more and more like that of a young girl.
She was a little unhappy. How could she be compared to something like that?
With an idea, she put her black top hat on her head backwards.
Although this hat has a round brim, the back has been slightly adjusted to highlight the beauty of women, making it extremely ugly from the back.
Turning back to Lip, he said excitedly, "How is it!"
The little boy in Achina's eyes raised his eyes slightly, as if there were stars twinkling in his eyes, revealing a brilliant smile.
The boy's eyes fell on her, and she felt her heart beat faster.
Only Lip himself knew that he just couldn't hold it in...
Suddenly seeing Achina who was deliberately making herself look ugly, Lip curled his lips as if he saw strawberry dumplings. "Horrible, so terrible!"
"Why? What's wrong?" Achina pretended to be innocent and blinked her big eyes.
Li Puguan stepped forward and couldn't stand seeing that Mrs. Bashi dressed herself so OOC: "My dear girl, if you have been staying at home for so many years and you don't know how to dress up, I will really settle the score with that rice god Mulanda!"
Even the eight-foot-tall lady sitting on the chair was much taller than Lip, and he could only reach up and barely take off Achina's hat.
If possible, he wanted to climb the mountain of Madam, but now she was dressed too delicately, and it would take a long time to wait if he put on makeup.
“Wait until night before driving the semi.”
Adjusting the hat to the correct orientation, he plucked a large white flower from the vase on his dressing table and pinned it on his hat.
"Wow, I haven't decorated this hat with new things in a long time." Achina praised with stars in her eyes.
Mrs. Bashi, who was nearly three meters tall, played some tricks, pretending to be cute and weak to win the other party's teasing. This was what she learned from those erotic novels about love.
She bit her fiery red lips just to make the young boy Lip smile.
He smiled and put the hat on Achina in a very clumsy way: "Why is there a string under this hat? How do you tie it?"
Seeing the cute pouting appearance of the little boy, Achina couldn't help herself. She smiled indulgently: "My little one, let me do it."
She stood in a high position throughout the whole process, observing Lip's every move.
When she skillfully tied the hat string, Li Pu finally came to his senses: "I was tricked? Big green tea!"
Looking at the big beauty with a smile on her face, Li Pu, who was trapped, decided to fight back a little.
"Why did you rent the castle to us? Is it out of kindness?" he asked in a teasing tone.
Achina smiled calmly: "It's not out of kindness, it's to seduce you." She openly stated her purpose: "I won't give anything without reward, I will always get it. You have to know, dear, that all the income of the Mother Goddess Mirada comes from my selling red wine~"
"I won't be willingly supported by you just for a castle and a one-night stand." Although he really wants to be a gigolo, he still has to play hard to get.
Mrs. Hachisha looked at him lovingly, her face getting closer and closer: "I will wait for your consent, dear."
"Then I won't kiss you for that." He didn't step back, allowing Achina's face to come close to him.
She loved the boy's cynical look and wanted to eat him up right away.
It was already touching Lip's face, but she held back, thinking of the other three women.
Seeing that Lip was trying to tease and please her, she decisively rejected this kiss that was within her reach but without any sincerity.
"No, I don't think I can kiss you now, dear." When Lip looked at those three women, it was fundamentally different from now. No matter what kind of woman she is, her heart is extremely sensitive.
The look in her eyes betrayed her passionate heart.
"Then when?" Li Pu smiled calmly.
When I have a place in your heart...
Achina never uttered this sentence.
She looked out the window plaintively.
This is the room with the best view, and you can directly observe the situation outside the castle.
Lip followed her gaze and saw a stretched luxury car parked in front of the castle gate.
"It looks like we should go to the banquet."
The author says:
Author's words: Good night, brother, cute
Chapter 42: One V Two Eight-foot Lady
The environment inside the luxury stretch limousine is extremely luxurious.
Li Pu leaned back on the soft and comfortable leather seat, as if he was lying on a cloud.
From the soft lighting, exquisite decorations to the gorgeous seats, everything is extremely exquisite.
The wooden table in front of him was filled with exquisite ornaments and porcelain, and was not shaken by the movement of the car.
Compared to the relaxed Lip, the eight-foot-tall lady Achina who was traveling with him was not so comfortable.
"I told you long ago that we should go to the banquet in our own carriage." The lady was now sitting in the luxurious limousine, bending over in extreme embarrassment with her head resting on the roof.
She curled up in the car, unable to move at all.
Due to the poor blood circulation caused by the crowding, Achina's blue veins spread on her chest like a dazzling tattoo. They were blue-black before she recovered as a human, and turned into a healthy green after she recovered.
Lip secretly glanced at the big chest full of blue veins and thought the pattern was very beautiful. It was really wonderful.
The embarrassed Madam Hachikaki raised her bright red lips and smiled. She knew where her beloved little pervert was looking at. She pretended to be stuffy and pulled her bodice down again...
Opposite the two of them, two bad women, Wolf Spiders and Wolf Mothers, rarely appeared in a car, and they turned a blind eye to Lady Hachisha's actions.
As for why he appeared in a car, Lip had no idea.
Outside the banquet, reporters from several tabloids in Jericho were already on standby, and all kinds of people who wanted to join in the fun also came. The photos of the two would definitely go viral on the Internet.
The two bad women knew that the banquet was the real battlefield. Instead of wasting their energy here fighting over whose car Li Pu would get in, it would be better to go to the banquet together and make a gesture.
If word gets out that the two big men in Jericho are not getting along, some guys lurking in the sewers will start making trouble, and the wolf spider and wolf mother will have a headache.
Although the Vatican had long abandoned this place and turned it into a garbage dump, the Wolf Spider Queen who ruled here still very much hoped that the city of Jericho would slowly get better.
Two stubborn bad women who want to prove something to the Vatican.
After a few polite words, they learned that Lady Hachisha was the owner of the mysterious Gothic castle that appeared out of nowhere, and they secretly became a little more wary of Lady Hachisha Achina.
After Wolf Spider began to introduce herself, Lady Hachiya Achina learned that the person sitting opposite her was the bad woman who had always been forcing and making things difficult for her young husband.
The look he gave the wolf mother was full of hostility.
Her golden hair was obviously carefully groomed. The iconic cowboy hat was not on her head. On her left ear, she rarely wore a white flower, which did not match her cold temperament.
Wearing a silver-white halter dress with bare back, her ditch was clearly visible to Lip.
Her cool and beautiful face can rival Aunt Wang's. Although it can be seen that she has dressed up well, she still has smoky makeup with purple eyeshadow and black lipstick.
There is no decoration on her smooth and white legs, and her exposed feet are wearing a pair of exquisite barefoot high heels, with the tips of her toes painted in a seductive black color.
Under the unfriendly gaze of Lady Hachisha, her long, white legs were crossed together, and her silver-white dress had been deliberately pulled down to her thighs...
The little scumbag Li Pu's eyes moved back and forth between the lady's chest and the wolf mother's big white legs, and then looked at the royal sister wolf spider who squinted her eyes like a female fox.
In Li Pu's impression, Wolf Spider has always been a gentle, conservative and intellectual bad sister, but her dressing style today is extremely bold.
She wore a low-cut, off-the-shoulder, one-piece miniskirt gown and had a large, expensive silk shawl wrapped around her arms.
Lip was shocked by the height of the miniskirt, but her shawl still served a good concealing effect.
But she smiled with narrowed eyes as if deliberately letting Lip see it, and put the shawl aside.
Although he was troubled by being involved in the fight between the two evil women, Lip still had a good impression of this caring elder sister who gave him one million as soon as they met.
"Tsk, but today I finally got to see this good sister's thighs."
Wolf Spider's snow-white and slender legs were also naked, and she wore black pointed speed shoes on her jade feet. She looked at Lip and Lady Achina opposite her with a smile.
The royal wolf spider, the mother wolf, had two pairs of white, fragrant and tender legs swaying in front of Li Pu's eyes.
The two bad women were quite scheming. They kept changing the position of crossing their legs from time to time, which made Li Pu dazzled.
"Damn, these two pairs of white legs!"
With such a beautiful view, it is hard not to cheer.
Achina, who was unable to bear it any longer, looked at her husband who was being bullied and seduced, and said sarcastically: "Ladies, I don't mean anything else."
The Wolf Mother looked at Lady Hachiya Achina kindly and motioned for her to continue.
"Is it really okay for you two high-ranking officials to dress up like prostitutes and attend a banquet?"
As soon as he said this, Li Pu felt the atmosphere in the car instantly dropped to freezing point.
"? Bashi, you want to fight two people alone?" He turned his head to look at Achina who had entered the combat state with a calm expression.
The wolf spider, still smiling with squinting eyes, did not speak.
The wolf mother, with an increasingly cold look in her eyes, spoke in a hoarse, sexy voice: "Madam, this is no longer such a feudal era. You should take a look outside when you have time instead of lying in your coffin castle like a mummy."
She responded with an aggressive remark.
Without any expression or anger at what the wolf mother said, Lady Hachikawa Achina smiled and said, "If you hadn't forced my lovely little thing to stay in the castle, we would definitely go shopping."
The smiling wolf spider was not angry at what Yashika said before, instead she smiled and took credit, "I was the first one to receive Li Pu when he arrived on this island, but unfortunately..."
At this time, the car had not yet driven out of the slums in the Waifan area.
"Sorry, what did I hear? Treat?" Bashi looked at the wolf spider mother with a wry smile.
"He helped you overcome the difficulties, but one of you made things difficult for him, and the other made him live in a place like this." Mrs. Hachiya Achina pointed to the dirty and messy slums outside.
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