Doom: My companions are from the 3D zone

"Master is teaching martial arts, we'd better not disturb him. It is very rude to interrupt him, some sects will beat you on the spot." Tifa, who was unaware of the chaos in the silver next door, coaxed and threatened Alice.

"Oh? Why is this happening~" Alice's eyes darkened and she sighed in disappointment.

From what Tifa said, it seems that she won’t be able to see the boy who made her heart beat faster tonight.

She muttered quietly, "I thought I could graduate from virginity."

"What?" Tifa asked curiously, not hearing Alice's mumbling.

Alice's emerald eyes moved, and she stood up lightly: "In that case, we must punish him when he comes out! He actually left two of us beautiful ladies here."

"I don't care, but!" Alice pinched her waist angrily, pretending to stand up for Tifa.

Tifa burst out laughing, her beautiful eyes rolling, and she actually thought of an idea to punish her husband Lip: "Why don't we force him to go shopping with us!" Putting her hands together, Tifa thought of something: "How about going shopping in the Inner Sail District? We can pick out unique little things or tableware."

"Can I join you?" Alice asked in a teasing tone.

Tifa, who had been cuckolded several times without knowing it, smiled generously and gently: "If you are willing."

"I'm definitely going!" Alice's eyes were full of stars.

The two women's natural female instinct of loving shopping was aroused, and they started chattering about it.

Just like Lip, who loves riding a pony, women have no resistance to anything they think is beautiful, elegant and kawaii.

Women are born with a strong desire to possess material things. Through shopping, they can possess things they like and experience a kind of pleasing and entertaining happiness. However, the things they buy often become unused items in the home because they are not suitable for various reasons.

"Xiao Pu will be responsible for carrying things." Tifa smiled sweetly and chose what she thought was the heaviest punishment for her husband.

Alice responded like a little devil: "Make sure his hands are full!"

The two sisters, who came from the same world, grinned at the same time.

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"A-choo!" Lip sneezed for no reason.

Looking at the snow outside the window: "It's a bit cold indeed..."

Two crystal threads that had long since spread out connected all the way to where the two wives were.

The thick facial masks have been swallowed by the two wives.

The two girls closed their eyes and savored the aroma of the nectar. A smile hung on the corners of their mouths, and their brows were slightly relaxed, as if they were intoxicated by the beauty of this moment.

The white nectar flowed on the lips, leaving a faint sticky trace.

Feeling the change in the filth and the touch of the tongue, the soft sticky feeling seems to dance in the mouth.

The jade fingers slowly slid across her face, swallowing up the addictive substance, leaving only a light white mark on her face.

If he hadn't stopped her, Chun Li would have fought for the filth on King Ada's face.

Ada Wong stood up, away from the hungry nympho Chunli, and paced back and forth on Lip's specially processed high heels. The sound of gurgling gurgling sounded in the high heels: "Your family is really Thai."

He kneaded Ada's round peaches with his palms, feeling the touch of her skin through her stockings.

He kept moving and caressing gently between her fleshy thighs and round buttocks.

"But I see you've integrated pretty quickly." With a wicked smile, he increased the strength of his hands.

She twisted her hips seductively and wanted to slap his naughty hand away, but after hearing what Li Pu said, she blushed and stopped moving.

Chun Li was squatting on the ground, with her big plump buttocks slightly raised backwards, looking at her little disciple with reproach.

Looking at the two jealous old ladies, he sighed: "Master, Ada, stop fighting. I have something to ask you."

"Then give it another shot." Ada went over, grabbed it, and was about to start squeezing it.

Chunli became jealous and wanted to slap her hand away.

Li Pu slapped their hands away and said helplessly, "Stop it."

Two beauties came up to him with smiling eyes.

"Just tell us if you want it. We're always here to help." Old aunt Chun Li poked and said cutely.

Her lips seemed to be naturally red, her eyes were as big as jewels, her nose was high and straight, her eyebrows were smiling, and the look she gave her little disciple was full of doting and morbid love.

Although the two women of the highest seniority listened to their young lover's words, their eyes were full of lust and they teased little Li Pu from time to time, making him helpless.

"..."

"Master, what do you mean by the realm of martial arts? Aren't there only major and minor realms?"

Chun Li, with a pale mask on her face, smiled gently and said, "Of course not, there are still differences in realms."

Picking up the missing hair on her pretty face and swallowing it, Chunli said to Li Pu like a kindergarten teacher: "There is a proverb for beginners, you must have heard it."

"Practice your muscles, bones and skin on the outside, and your breath on the inside."

"External training of muscles, bones and skin. When you are new, start with horse stance, first practice your legs, then your fists, and finally your weapons. This is the first basic realm."

"Practice breathing internally, adjust the breath, and connect it throughout the body. This is the second level."

"The martial arts path does not rely on the power of heaven and earth, but relies entirely on one's own true qi to circulate around the body, so the most taboo is unstable breath. Most martial artists stay at the second level."

"After you have both the inner and outer abilities, you will need to learn moves and divide into different schools. Based on different mental methods and moves, just like in martial arts novels, you will rely on martial arts secrets to transform your qi into a physical form. This is the third level."

Chun Li looked at Li Pu with relief: "You little freak, I don't know what happened, you jumped directly to the third floor."

Li Pu pondered for a while, then silently said, "So Master, are you and I both on this third floor?"

"No, listen to me." Chun Li touched the little rebel's head lovingly, but the naked body and the thin white facial mask did not make people feel warm.

"Going up further is the Wuji Realm, the limit of the human body and the end of the martial arts. This is where I, your teacher, will stop." Chun Li sighed, "If you want to improve further, all you can do is return to your original nature and cultivate your mind. But at this level, you can't break through no matter what. It's like standing still on a dead end."

"Then there is no higher realm?" he continued to ask.

This realm is higher than that in martial arts novels, and it is indeed worthy of the name of the end point, but Li Pu does not think that he will really stop here.

Chunli smiled as tolerantly as a loving mother:

"Beyond that, there is indeed a realm, but that is only recorded in ancient books and myths."

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Author's words: Go to bed early, muah muah muah, finally! Please give me a monthly ticket woo woo woo woo!!!

Chapter 66: Talking about martial arts × talking about bugs√

Li Pu, who is familiar with games, online literature, the two-dimensional world, and the five poisons, has a general impression of some realms.

After getting used to the physical fighting style, Lip developed his own unique insights into the content of the novels he had read before...

Faxiu: A crispy guy who can perform magic.

Demon cultivator: A fragile creature that can deform.

Swordsman: A fragile person who wields swords.

Danxiu: Rub the crispy skin of the small pills.

Ruxiu: Crispy food that breaks into pieces in your mouth.

Fu Xiu: A crispy person who throws pieces of paper.

Qi Xiu: A rich crispy skin.

Yao Xiu: The crispy skin of growing vegetables.

Wu Xiu: A punch from a warrior like me will change the colors of the sun, moon, mountains and rivers! The waters of the four seas will flow backwards...

(Just kidding, this book only draws on mythology and does not involve cultivating immortals)

Then I thought again, if I only temper my body without tempering my soul and will, I will eventually become a mobile buffet...

"Bang!" Chun Li hit the distracted little apprentice on the forehead with a hammer: "Listen carefully!"

He gathered his wandering thoughts and stuck out his tongue at his naked nymphomaniac master, trying to get away with it.

Chun Li smiled broadly, with an indulgent expression that said, "I'll let you off this time." She really could stand this little traitor's trick.

Seeing this, the cold and beautiful Ada curled her lips, stepped on her 12-centimeter Thai high heels covered with thick pulp, came to Lip, and put his head on her lower abdomen.

Without resistance, Li Pu put his ear on King Ada's white belly, which he had once lifted up high.

The flat belly is covered with a little fat, and the flesh is white and tender everywhere, and the waist is slightly bulging.

He rested his head on the layer of soft flesh that covered Ada Wong's abdominal muscles. The soft touch made it a top-notch pillow.

It was rare that Aunt Wang was so gentle, so he leaned against her delicate body without any hesitation.

Through Ada's belly, Lip, who had extremely keen senses, heard some subtle sounds and Aunt Wang's heartbeat in the internal passage that had long been fixed in its own shape.

As the saying goes, when there is work, the wife does it, when there is nothing, the wife does it. He, who has been living a life of luxury, was so happy while he was resting his head on Ada Wong and listening to his nympho master Chun Li's lecture.

Chunli, who was kneeling on the ground, felt jealous when she saw this, and she hugged the little rebel's strong legs and held them in her arms.

Two big white cats wrapped around his calves, with their paws stepping on Chunli's plump and soft thighs, crawling up and down like kittens kneading milk, making him feel as if he was wrapped in cotton.

Chun Li glared at King Ada without giving in. The cousin who pretended to be aloof was stroking the little head of her rebellious disciple. She curled her lips and continued to talk about martial arts.

[Fighter Chun-Li opens traditional martial arts, do you accept it?]

Without thinking, Li Pu confirmed it immediately.

"Since ancient times, there has been a saying that 'using martial arts to communicate with the gods, the body can become a saint.'" Speaking of this, Chunli looked up at the night sky outside the French window with a yearning expression: "Beyond the mundane world is the realm of asking the heavens."

"There is only half a sentence in the ancient books about this realm: If the people are guilty, the heaven will punish them. What if the heaven is guilty?"

"Having reached this state, one has already touched the door to physical sanctification, and only needs to take the final step."

Li Pu's mind moved: "Then the next one up is the God of War?"

"Yes, once you break through the shackles and barriers at the level of Asking the Heaven, you will become a true Martial God." Chun Li slapped her forehead and tried to recall: "The second half of the sentence in the ancient book is the only record of the Martial God, and it is combined with Asking the Heaven into one sentence."

"If Heaven is guilty, how can we punish Heaven? So we raise our body and raise our fist to punish Heaven!"

"So the realm of the God of War is also called the Xingtian Realm."

"Punching toward the sky, such a crazy tone, such great courage..." Li Pu was shocked by the few words left by the ancients.

Chunli sighed, "But I don't know what the ancients were hiding. They hid the relevant information in ancient books and legends like a puzzle, as if they were avoiding something."

"The concept of physical sanctification has evolved over thousands of years through the spread of legends and plays, and has become an accessory to cultivating immortals."

"I thought so at first, too, until I met my father's good friend Yuan and read the old man's collection of books. Then I knew all this." Chunli covered her chin, which was smeared with a faint white paste, and continued to recall: "The ancient book is a bamboo slip from the pre-Qin period. According to the old man, it was hidden by the original owner's ancestors when books were burned and scholars were buried alive, and thus escaped the disaster."

"Later, based on the records in this Qin bamboo slip, I discovered many clues in ancient books, but they were hidden too deep, and I could no longer connect them together."

Li Pu frowned, thought for a moment and then asked, "Are you hiding from God? Do you really want to beat God?"

"No way, no way, there really is a God, right?"

"Heaven is punishing the people. Could this correspond to the 'divine punishment' that the Church is talking about?"

Chun Li looked at the cute little apprentice, smiled gently, and said lightly: "Of course, the legendary Xing Tian who danced with the Gan Qi, the Monkey King Sun Wukong who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and Erlang Shen and Nezha who also made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, they are all recorded in some ancient books as Xing Tian realm."

"So Xingtian is a title, a verb?" Li Pu seemed to understand a little bit of the meaning of this realm.

Just thinking of the fate of Xingtian, the Monkey King who became the Fighting Buddha and no one heard from him again, and Erlang Shen who also disappeared after the end of the story of Journey to the West, Li Pu guessed something and looked at Chun Li.

Chun Li saw through the little traitor's thoughts and lamented, "That's right, the God of War fights against heaven and earth, and is not tolerated by heaven and earth. After becoming a God of War, heaven and earth will continue to consume your existence."

"It's like... like a programmer, constantly fixing a bug."

The metaphor of the crazy master made Li Pu ponder again: So, the ultimate goal of martial arts is to transform yourself into a bug that neither heaven nor earth can do anything to you?

So is it possible to turn yourself into a mountain of code that gives God, the programmer, a headache and that he has no idea how to delete or repair?

Dare to think and act, and immediately asked Chunli: "Then can the God of War turn himself into a mountain of shit code to protect himself?"

In Li Pu's impression, many old online games were made up of piles of shitty codes. Before he traveled through time, he even heard a funny news that the most popular competitive game "League of Legends" crashed directly due to the change of a key character in the shitty code.

The top student Chun Li was very pleased with the little rebel's understanding, and also knew the meaning of the Shit Mountain Code that Li Pu mentioned.

"Shit Mountain Code" is a programmer's slang term used to describe code that is of extremely poor quality, messy, and difficult to maintain.

This kind of code is usually composed of inconsistent, inefficient and repeated code blocks, like a disorganized mountain of code. In some non-technical contexts, this word is also used to figuratively describe things or states with many problems.

Chun Li smiled and tapped the little rebel's forehead: "Don't bother, there is another realm that was created to deal with this situation."

"'Rebirth of the Martial God'."

“But all the clues in the ancient books ended here, leaving only the name of ‘Martial God Rebirth’ and the name of the next level.”