How to capture the system fairies as wives

"If you want to get the female address book, go out and kidnap one yourself. Don't even think about doing anything to my Xiang'er."

"I won't! I just like Xiang'er's taste, I don't want to cough for anything else!"

With a swish, the Changming sword was unsheathed, and the master was so scared that he quickly hid behind a tree.

"Hey! You little brat, you're so brave! What if you hurt your master?"

"Don't worry." Chen Yin's expression was kind, "I know best how resistant "Wang Yan Xin Hua Lu" is."

"If you dare to cross the pond again tonight, don't blame me for being disrespectful to my teacher."

"You, you are going too far!" Master pointed at him with tears in his eyes, "Shouldn't you share good things with me?"

"If you want to come along, I wouldn't mind having an extra bed warmer tonight."

Master: "? Lolita control is dying."

"Then don't disturb me."

Chen Yin cursed and waved his hands: "If you have anything to say, we can talk about it tomorrow."

After saying that, he went straight back to the house, leaving the master crying and biting his handkerchief.

"You unfilial and traitorous disciple! Your master also wants to see it, wuwuwuwu..."

149. Perverted Lolita, a 10,000-year-old Virgin Old Woman

Yu Xiang didn't sleep the whole night.

It was not until the next morning that she fell into a deep sleep, her whole body slumped in the tangled quilt, without even the strength to lift her eyelids.

Chen Yin got up early, humming a little tune and ran to his master's cave on the mountain.

Master was sitting alone at the table, drinking tea, looking unhappy.

"Tsk. Look at your face."

Upon seeing Chen Yin's expression, the master turned his head away with disgust: "You came here early in the morning to show off, right?"

"Hey, some people have a rich and colorful nightlife, while others are feeling itchy outside the house. How could this be?" Chen Yin almost laughed.

Master was so angry that he almost crushed the cup.

"You little bastard, you dare to jump into my face and attack me, right?"

"It seems that I haven't beaten you for too long, and you don't take me seriously anymore." As he said that, the master was about to roll up his sleeves, ready to take off Chen Yin's pants and hang him on the tree to spank him.

But just when she stretched out her hand halfway, a simple sentence made her movement freeze in mid-air.

"You've heard of Kamisato's power, right?"

Chen Yin picked up the teapot, poured himself a cup and drank it slowly.

Master's expression also changed slightly.

After a long time, she turned around suddenly, and her skirt wrapped around her petite body and returned to her seat.

"…You ran into them?"

"Finally, we have created a big grudge." Chen Yin sneered.

"I accidentally ran into one of their members and killed him. Who would have thought that the bastard called Shen Zi would dare to call people to chase me down."

"In the end, I chopped off four of their lackeys and destroyed a base, and the clues to that gang were gone."

The master raised his slender eyebrows and said in surprise, "Four? You have achieved quite a lot."

"What? There's still a bounty to be claimed?" Chen Yin suddenly became interested.

"How about a slap in the face as a reward?"

"Then you should just crawl."

"However," the master's body lay softly on the beauty couch, a hint of satisfaction flashed in the corner of his eyes, "... you did a good job."

Chen Yin just glanced at her slightly.

"Indeed. This organization is the mortal enemy of my master. Over the years, even if we have chased them all over the world, we still cannot eradicate them."

"After all, the turtle has its head retracted into its shell, so it takes a lot of effort to kill it."

“…But your master just doesn’t have that much strength.” The master lowered his eyes.

"Do you need my help?" Chen Yin approached with a playful smile.

The master waved his hand at him in disdain: "Go away, I don't want to see you."

"If possible, I don't actually want you to get involved in this matter."

"Because I'm not 100% sure I can deal with that group of people."

"If we push them too hard right now, they may end up jumping off the wall, so there's no rush to let them go for now."

Chen Yin blinked.

It's rare for this old lady to be so good-tempered. She didn't even think of rushing to the Son of God with an iron rod and smashing his brains out.

It seems that this Son of God is really something.

"Can't you just give me a little information?" Chen Yin begged bitterly, "I've already confronted him, and you still won't tell me?"

"What's the hurry?" The master slowly raised his white and tender little feet.

"When I need you, I will naturally ask you for help."

Chen Yin snorted and drank his tea in silence.

The atmosphere in the room seemed to suddenly become tense.

After a long while, Chen Yin finally heard his master's tone soften a little, and whispered:

"...Be careful. These guys are not easy to deal with."

"I know." Chen Yin nodded.

"I don't want to tell you because once I tell you, you'll never be able to get out of this."

"It would be better to let you and Xiang'er stay in the mountains and live happily every day." A trace of vicissitudes and melancholy flashed across her young face, which was completely inconsistent with her appearance.

Chen Yin was silent for a moment, then asked softly:

"I just want to ask."

"Then, after coming out of the dangerous Tiantu area, you were so seriously injured. Was it related to them?"

The master actually hesitated, which was rare.

After a long while, he sipped the tea quietly: "It's not a major relationship."

"But, it was indeed delayed by them messing around. It almost ruined the business."

Chen Yin looked at his master deeply.

After a long while, he turned his head and said, "I know."

“Don’t get carried away and go around the world looking for them to fight and kill them.” The master reminded him worriedly.

"rest assured."

Chen Yin nodded lightly: "Since you don't want me to make such a big fuss, I naturally won't make a fuss."

"But I'll handle this in my own way, you won't mind, right?"

The master stared at his cheek for a long time and suddenly smiled.

"……what ever."

That's enough. Chen Yin closed his eyes.

These words from his master were enough for him.

After the serious talk, the atmosphere became relaxed.

"Say something else."

The master suddenly climbed onto the handrail and asked slyly, "How is Xiang'er's body? Is it soft?"

"Tsk tsk." Chen Yin looked at her with a smile, "I can't say."

"Damn it, if only the master could smear some on it, ehhehehehehahahaha."

Such a beautiful and tender-looking ten-year-old girl, at the moment, had a vulgar and perverted smile on her face that was totally inconsistent with her innocent appearance, which made Chen Yin unable to help but hold his forehead.

"...Master, please absorb the smell."

"No, I am really dying of greed."

She complained in dissatisfaction: "When you were not on the mountain, I had no wine to drink and Xiang'er was not allowed to touch me. I was almost suffocated to death!"

"Hey, didn't you say that you could let me drink as you please when I come back this time?"

The master stretched out his hand: "Where's the wine?"

Chen Yin did not refuse to pay. He shrugged and threw a few bottles of wine on the table.

The old loli woman's eyes suddenly lit up, and the drool from the corners of her mouth dripped directly onto the ground.

"Hey, hey, Johnnie Walker, my Johnnie Walker hey, hey, hey..."

Chen Yin had only given this wine to his master to taste once before, and she had fallen completely for it.

But anyway, you can get it from the system mall for free.

As long as it's free, Chen Yin won't be polite.

"Drink sparingly. Don't get drunk and fall into the pond again, and then I have to fish you out."

Chen Yin looked at his master who was already holding the bottle of wine and drinking loudly, waved his hand, and was about to leave.

"Hey, you're not going back to look for Xiang'er, are you?"

The master peeked out from behind the wine bottle and said, "You've tortured me all night, and you won't let me go during the day?"

"cough."

Chen Yin coughed dryly and said seriously, "You may not believe it if I tell you this."

"…Xiang Er was the one who took the initiative last night."

As the saying goes, you only know the taste until you taste the marrow.

In fact, Chen Yin did not expect that the little sister who used to blush and be shy would become so unrestrained once she let go.

To be honest, the reason why she was so tired today was because she was too crazy last night, and it had nothing to do with Chen Yin.

Fortunately, Chen Yin was in good health, otherwise most people might not be able to bear it. Who knows who is lying in bed and unable to get up now.

"It's better to be gentle with women. Don't ruin my precious Xiang'er." The master curled his lips.

Chen Yin thought about it, turned his head and asked, "That's not right. You are a virgin for thousands of years. Why are you pretending to be an experienced driver?"

"With your skinny body, you still have the nerve to worry about Xiang'er?"

"What are you doing!" The master looked at him with murderous eyes, "I am a virgin! What do you mean by a virgin for a thousand years? Say that again!"

...Perverted loli, virgin, old woman. Chen Yin repeated it silently in his mind.

"Don't think that I won't hear you just because you call me Master in your heart!"

"Fuck, you can actually hear it?"

"I guessed it! I knew you were secretly cursing at me!"

After saying that, she stretched out her little arms and legs, and tried to grab Chen Yin with her claws and teeth bared.

As a result, he held his head with one hand, and he could only flutter around with his limbs weakly. His short arms couldn't even grab Chen Yin's collar.

"I suddenly remembered something else," Chen Yin supported her head with one hand and said casually, "Qing Mei Niang, the Lord of All Monsters, is she also an acquaintance of yours?"

The master's thrashing became less forceful, and he hugged his arms and groaned, "I don't know how many years ago I was defeated by my men, what happened?"

"Nothing. She asked me to tell you something. Go see her when you have time."

Master Shui Ling blinked her big eyes and said, "Why did you get involved with that bitch again?"

Chen Yin coughed dryly: "Her daughter... is quite pretty."

The master immediately gave him a sidelong glance of disdain.