How to capture the system fairies as wives

How could a poor place like Yushan withstand Chen Yin's abuses?

"The sect has always kept a low profile. I guess the head witch doesn't care about worldly affairs, so she probably hasn't heard of it."

There was a thoughtful look in the eyes of the great witch.

Seeing that she had not made up her mind yet, Chen Yin planned to provoke her indirectly, so he pretended to sigh:

"Great Witch, although we are wealthy, we cannot afford to spend money recklessly."

"What if we spend so much money and the witch can't do anything to cure this disease? Wouldn't that make me lose a lot?"

"Besides, seeing how shy the Great Witch is, I'm afraid she can't do anything about this widower grass, right?"

Upon hearing this, the girl's eyebrows immediately raised, her hands on her slender waist, and she became angry:

"Do you look down on our Wuxuanku's attainments in the use of poison?"

"I'm telling you, the poison that has entered the brain is something that only my family, Wuxuanku, knows how to cure!"

"No evidence at all." Chen Yin spread his hands. "How can I believe what the witch said?"

"Don't even think about provoking me."

The great witch moaned softly, and her long, beautiful legs gently overlapped each other, stretching out her seductive and smooth curves. She said in a soft voice with her red lips:

"I, Biluo, am not someone who only takes advantage of others. Since I have agreed to help you, I will naturally show my sincerity."

She whispered, "Do you know what brain poison is?"

Chen Yin blinked in confusion.

"The so-called poison entering the brain marrow means that some toxins can invade the human brain and even change the structure of the human brain."

"This poison is the most dangerous and difficult to deal with. You have to know that the human brain is related to the sea of ​​consciousness and is the most delicate and fragile part of the human body. Not to mention ordinary people, even cultivators will find it extremely difficult to recover once damaged."

"Things like the herb are poisonous to the brain. Long-term use creates an addictive effect that silently changes the structure of the human brain, causing a certain part of the brain to be missing, and no matter what method is used, it cannot be cured."

Chen Yin understood this point.

Even on the original Earth, Chen Yin had heard that the brain structure of drug addicts would change over time.

"Isn't this incurable?"

"Not really." The Great Witch shook her head. "The logic is simple. The poison of the sedge grass has caused some changes in your brain. You can just use another poison to change it back."

“This is what we call fighting poison with poison.”

Chen Yin became suspicious: "Will it work? It sounds very dangerous."

"It's simple to say."

She said casually, "As long as you can find a poison with the opposite medicinal properties to the scutellaria baicalensis, it will naturally restore her brain to its original state after taking it for a period of time."

"It's just that I've never heard of something like the Hecan Grass in this world before."

"If we want to find a poison that is completely opposite to the poison of the scorpion grass, there is only one way."

“…Phantom Lingzhi.”

Chen Yin listened carefully.

"Phantom Ganoderma is a magical medicine that grows deep in the Shiwan Mountains. It can perfectly simulate the effects of any herb. It is known as 'all medicines are the same'."

"As long as we can get it, it won't be difficult to simulate a medicinal herb with the opposite toxicity to the cleaver grass."

"However," the chief witch changed the subject, "the Ganoderma Lucidum is one of the most valuable treasures in our Wuxuan Cave. It takes hundreds of years for a piece to mature."

"No one knows when it was ripe last time."

Chen Yin thought for a moment and asked softly, "What the witch means is that as long as I can get the Huanzou Ganoderma lucidum, she will be willing to help us save people?"

“It’s not that easy.”

A sly smile suddenly flashed across the face of the great witch, like a bad girl playing a prank.

"I have prepared three conditions for you. Obtaining the Huanzou Lingzhi is just one of them."

The corner of Chen Yin's mouth twitched.

...He is indeed a person who takes advantage of others.

"First, I want to double the spiritual stones and elixirs I got before."

Chen Yin nodded calmly: "Okay."

"Secondly, the Huanzou Lingzhi is located in a secret place deep in the Shiwan Mountains. It is extremely dangerous. Even the past masters of the Wuxuan Cave did not dare to enter lightly."

She raised her chin proudly: "I want you to go with me. If there is any danger, you must protect me."

"No problem." Chen Yin also guessed this.

"The third point..."

This time, the chief witch hesitated.

Chen Yin's heart suddenly tightened.

Even this stingy person feels embarrassed to ask for help. Are you going to give me a big payout?

Unexpectedly, in the end she just frowned slightly and said in a low voice:

"I want you to... accept Lian'er as your disciple. Teach her how to practice."

"Use your best training manual."

Chen Yin was stunned.

To be honest, he never expected the last condition to be this.

Accept Lian'er as your disciple?

"Why? Isn't she the maiden of the Great Miko?"

Chen Yin asked in confusion: "Wu Xuan Cave is also an ancient sect with a long history, and its foundation is no worse than other sects. Why do we need to practice other sects' classics?"

"Why are you asking so many questions?"

The witch waved her white and tender hands impatiently: "You can teach me if I ask you to."

"If I don't see her enter the Qi Condensation Stage within a week, there's no point in saving her."

Although Chen Yin was very surprised, it was not difficult to teach someone the basics.

Besides, although Lian'er looked simple and naive, Chen Yin could see that she was definitely a top-notch talent. A pure heart made it easier for her to comprehend and cultivate.

It is not difficult to gather energy within a week.

So, he bowed gently and said, "Okay. Then let's do as the Great Witch says."

"Once you have taught Lian'er well, we will set off to the secret realm to find the Huanzou Ganoderma."

The chief witch waved her hand and said, "Go ahead. I'll leave that annoying little girl to you."

Chen Yin nodded and slowly walked out of the hall.

In the hall, only the chief priestess was left sitting on the main seat.

Her slender and beautiful eyelashes blinked slightly, and there seemed to be a hint of melancholy in her eyes.

Finally, he just stretched lazily.

"system."

"Master Host." A respectful mechanical voice sounded in her ears.

"Do you have human emotions?"

"Our mission since birth is to assist the host in completing the plot recording. Human emotions are meaningless to us."

"...He is heartless and ungrateful, just like an animal." The chief witch sneered.

"The host has only been successfully integrated for three days. There will be many opportunities to understand my existence in the future."

The system's voice was respectful, but it left no impression on people.

"Never mind. I don't want to understand a half-human like you."

The chief witch curled her lips, but a hint of worry flashed across her eyes.

...If what those charlatans in Kamisato said is true.

When the thirty days come, can I only take care of myself?

That stupid girl who can't even understand what's being said... can she really survive?

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After leaving the hall, Chen Yin still didn't understand why the chief witch asked him to accept Lian'er as his disciple.

He pondered for a long time, and finally looked up helplessly at Lian'er who was standing at the door.

Lian'er was biting the candy that he had given her at this moment, blinking her clear and watery eyes, and looking at him curiously with her head tilted.

Those eyes seemed to be saying, "Big brother, why are you so sad again?"

"Alas, you are so carefree all day long, living a carefree and happy life."

Chen Yin sighed helplessly: "Do you know that your chief witch wants to throw you to me as an apprentice?"

"what?"

Lian'er also covered her mouth in surprise, her eyes reddened with grievance: "Great Witch... don't you want Lian'er anymore?"

But the next second, her expression changed immediately and she shook her head like a rattle.

"No, the Great Witch will not abandon Lian'er."

"It must be that the chief witch thinks Lian'er is too useless, so she wants Lian'er to learn some skills and then go back to serve her." Lian'er waved her little fists and said in a childish voice.

Although Chen Yin didn't know how her train of thought came to this, this was indeed an explanation.

"Anyway, I will be your master from now on."

Chen Yin warned her seriously, "The head witch said that within a week I will make you gather your energy and embark on the path of cultivation."

"I'm very strict, so don't cry."

Lian'er blinked her eyes and said seriously, "Master, don't worry. Lian'er usually doesn't cry."

But after thinking about it, she lowered her head a little unconfidently.

"Unless... Lian'er couldn't help it..."

...It's the same whether you said it or not.

Chen Yin held his forehead in his hand speechlessly. He suddenly felt that it was not so easy to teach such a silly girl who was a little bit stupid.

"Forget about it today. Go back and have a good sleep. Tomorrow morning, come to my room and I will teach you how to practice."

Lian'er nodded obediently. But the next second she bit her fingers and said in a baby voice:

"But what if Lian'er can't get up in the morning?"

Chen Yin: “…”

"If Lian'er is late, will Master punish her? Will he punish her by not allowing her to have breakfast, or by making her bask in the sun outside?"

"Lian'er will be hungry if she doesn't eat breakfast. Can Master just punish Lian'er by not letting her eat radishes? Lian'er just doesn't like radishes."

"Master, how are you going to teach me? Lian'er can't read very well, so please don't ask her to memorize."

"And there's more..."

At that moment, Chen Yin suddenly understood something.

This was probably the reason why the chief priestess was unwilling to teach her personally.

(I will update once I get up.)

(I have to go to Zhengzhou tomorrow, so I may not be able to update. If I don’t update tomorrow, just consider it as my leave.)

184. Things the Young Master Likes

When he returned home that night, Chen Yin made a meal of Mapo Tofu for Nan Xiaoxiang as promised.

Not only Nan Xiaoxiang, Qingying also wanted to eat sour soup dragon beard noodles, Luoluo wanted to eat snail noodles, and Ye Lie, who had been hungry for a long time, also asked to eat a whole beggar's chicken.

Chen Yin had no choice but to be the chef for the whole night and prepared a sumptuous dinner for them.