How to capture the system fairies as wives

"I am the master, and I want to ask how my disciple is doing. How can you have any say in this?"

"Besides." She crossed her arms in disdain: "It's better than some stinky bitch who has the will but not the guts and can only hide outside the house and fantasize."

Chen Yin was immediately furious, but he was helpless as he looked at the smug smile on the face of the scheming little loli in front of him.

… Never mind. I’ll see it another day.

"Let's go. Don't disturb Xiang'er from bathing."

"Then you better leave now and let me watch it alone—Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing!"

Having said that, Chen Yin turned around expressionlessly, grabbed the little Lolita by the collar from behind, and half-dragged and half-pulled his master up the mountain.

Along the way, Master waved his arms like a little kid, yelling and throwing tantrums:

"Let me go! I want Kang Xiang'er to take a bath! I want my beautiful sister to be naked!"

In the bathroom, Xiang'er raised her head with a sense of something and looked around blankly.

"what?"

“…Is someone calling me?”

-

After pulling his master up the mountain and throwing him into the bathing pool in his master's cave, Chen Yin sat down at the small tea table beside the bathing pool, cursing.

"Really? If you want to watch a girl take a bath, why not just watch yourself?"

He drank his tea and said dejectedly: "What bad luck... I finally got a chance."

"Humph. As long as you are brave enough, Xiang'er will take maternity leave."

Most of Master Yu Ling's body was submerged in the bathtub, with only a small head showing, and her face was rosy white.

"If you weren't such a coward and found a chance to force Xiang'er down, would you still have to sneak around and peek like that?"

"We can all go in and take a shower together."

Chen Yin thought about that scene and his blood pressure suddenly rose.

…I feel like my life goals have suddenly become clear.

"Forget it. Xiang'er probably doesn't think highly of a useless senior brother like me. If I really force myself on her, it will only delay her."

Chen Yin sighed and said leisurely: "I am just a useless person who lives a carefree life. My cultivation is not high and I don't have any great ambitions."

"If Xiang'er really followed me, she would probably be the one who was wronged."

The master suddenly glanced at Chen Yin, then turned away slowly.

"You kid. You talk a lot of nonsense on weekdays, but you have a clear understanding of yourself."

Chen Yin: "...I was just being modest. I didn't want you to take it seriously, you perverted loli old woman."

"Let's get down to business."

After throwing a handful of water on her shoulders, Master Yu Ling's lazy voice softened a little:

"Practice harder recently and enter the Upper Cloud Realm as soon as possible."

"We've been procrastinating for so long, it's about time."

Hmm? Chen Yin became curious.

Why did his master, who usually didn't urge him to practice, suddenly behave differently?

"Is something wrong?"

"In a few days, the World's No. 1 Fairy Conference hosted by the Master of Wanxiang Pavilion will begin again."

The master said softly, "It's about time for our Xiang'er to go out and see the world."

"Master wants me to send Xiang'er to participate?"

Chen Yin was a little surprised.

Chen Yin had heard of this world's number one fairy conference.

Strictly speaking, Wanhua Pavilion is a chamber of commerce. It often resells various goods between the immortal world and mortals, and does business all over the continent.

The Pavilion Master is said to be a playboy, and his favorite thing to do on weekdays is to rank the fairies in the world of immortal cultivation, write biographies, and draw portraits.

The No. 1 Fairy Conference in the World is a gathering of all the young female fairies in the world of immortal cultivation. They come here to compete and decide who will be the "most beautiful woman in the world of immortal cultivation" with unparalleled cultivation and appearance.

Although it sounds unreliable, the Pavilion Master is quite powerful, and the Wanhua Pavilion is a large and wealthy family with a certain prestige in both the mortal world and the immortal world. In addition, for the major immortal sects, this is also a good opportunity for their female disciples to increase their experience and improve the reputation of the sect.

After being held several times, its fame gradually grew and it became a classic event in the world of immortal cultivation.

"But... Xiang'er is only at the initial stage of Upper Cloud Realm now. She can only be considered ordinary in the current cultivation world. Why bother to get bored?"

"Oh, it's always good to see the world." The master shook his head, "We can't let Xiang'er be trapped in the mountains forever."

"Besides...it will be convenient for you to move only when Xiang'er moves."

"Really?" She glanced at Chen Yin nonchalantly.

Chen Yin widened his eyes slightly.

"Master...what did you know?"

"I don't know. I'm not interested in knowing."

The master stretched lazily, leaned against the edge of the pool coquettishly and said lazily: "You young people should solve your own problems."

Chen Yin pondered for a moment and nodded.

"I understand."

"I'm glad you understand." The master lowered her beautiful eyes slightly: "The journey is long, and I'm worried about letting your little sister go alone."

"It just so happens that I have something else to do soon, so I can't accompany Xiang'er on the trip."

"Then I can only ask you, my senior brother, to accompany Xiang'er on this journey."

Is there something wrong? Chen Yin asked curiously, "Master, are you going out?"

"Ha, don't be fooled by the fact that I seem to be very relaxed every day."

Master Yu Ling curled his lips in annoyance: "No matter what, your master is also a Taiqing Realm Immortal after all."

"Do you think there are only a few people in the Taiqing realm in the entire cultivation world? Of course it's still very busy."

…most of the time was spent drinking and making a scene.

If all the immortals in Taiqing Realm have as much free time as you, then there must be something fishy going on, Chen Yin muttered quietly in his heart.

"But Master, I am not even in the Upper Cloud Realm yet, and my cultivation is not as high as that of Junior Sister."

He smiled bitterly and said, "If I really send my junior sister on her journey, we don't know who will protect whom if we encounter any danger along the way."

"So I'll let you, a little brat, practice quickly."

The master snorted, "Otherwise, if you run into bandits on the road and want to take your Xiang'er away to be his wife, what will you do?"

"…That won't work. The minotaur must die."

"If you don't want to be a victim, you should practice hard during this period of time."

"Besides." The master glanced at him unhappily, "What else can you pretend to be with me?"

"The key to your breakthrough is not whether you can or not."

"…it depends on whether you want to or not."

Chen Yin smiled and said nothing.

"So be it."

The master rolled his eyes at him and said, "Why don't you go and practice? Are you staying here and waiting to be caught for refining copper?"

Chen Yin was about to get up in disappointment, when suddenly he noticed a long, thin, black line behind his master that was twisted like a centipede.

...like a wound.

"Ok?"

Chen Yin frowned slightly: "Master, are you hurt?"

Master Yu Ling's hand that was stirring the water froze for a moment, then returned to normal: "What are you daydreaming about, little brat."

"You know that the greatest advantage of my "Wang Yan Xin Hua Lu" is that it can withstand beatings."

"Looking at the entire world of immortal cultivation, can you find someone who can hurt your master?" As she said this, the little Loli raised her head proudly.

...That's true.

"Wang Yan Xin Hua Lu" is a martial art that does not focus on offense, but only seeks longevity.

There aren't many killing moves in it, but it highlights its thick skin and strong flesh, and it recovers health and mana very quickly.

When one reaches the level of a master, he can even be said to be immortal.

"That's right." Chen Yin scratched his head, "I think I'm overthinking it."

"Anyway, Master, don't be too arrogant when you go out to play. Otherwise, I won't be able to save you."

Master Yu Ling rarely teased back, but remained silent for a while.

After a moment, he smiled softly, closed his eyes and lowered his brows.

"...You little brat. You're bragging even to your master."

"You don't need to worry about your teacher's affairs now."

"Get your own affairs in order first."

Chen Yin lowered his head and said nothing.

"Why are you still standing there? Are you waiting to take advantage of Master?"

"If Master needs me for anything, I will be there at your service."

He also put on a relaxed smile and slowly bowed: "Although I am not good at fighting, I will help Master rub his shoulders and legs, and cheer him on."

“It can still be done.”

Master Yu Ling was stunned for a moment, then couldn't help but chuckle and let out a cute sound.

"Ha, you little brat, you can't even act cool."

"If the master really wants to find someone to rub shoulders and legs, wouldn't Xiang'er be a good choice? Who would look for a little pervert like you?"

Chen Yin said helplessly: "Master, Xiang'er is your disciple after all. It won't be good if you keep talking nonsense like this."

"What should we do?"

The master snorted and turned his head away: "I am just an old pervert. I just like to look at pretty girls. What can you do?"

"There is a way...

"Master, you seem to be seriously ill and there is no cure."

After a brief thought, Chen Yin said seriously, "But people may bloom again, but flowers will never be young again."

"How about... Master, can you please reopen it?" He asked cautiously.

next moment.

The huge splash of water blasted him out of the cave.

7. Taking someone’s first time and then doing something bad to them

"…The world's number one fairy conference?"

Xiang'er blinked.

"You should have heard of it, right? It's the one held by Wanxiang Pavilion."

"I have heard of it..." Xiang'er pursed her lips, "But do I really want to go?"

"Xiang'er was still young in previous years, but now she is at the right age, it would be good for her to go out and see the world."

Chen Yin said with a smile: "Why, Xiang'er is worried that you can't win?"

"I, I haven't practiced seriously for a long time, so of course I can't beat him."

Xiang Er pouted and said somewhat discouragedly: "I am only at the early stage of Upper Cloud Realm now, which is too ordinary in the world of immortal cultivation."