I want to have a normal campus romance

"I... I know who you are. You... You are Lin Ran, right?" She let go of my hand and then spoke to me in a daze, "You... You are so bad that you come to a place like this and dare to call yourself my boyfriend. You are so brave."

Just kidding, I'm super brave... ah, no, now is not the time to talk about this. I listened to her words and looked around vigilantly, but fortunately the light music in the bar drowned out her voice and it seemed that no one noticed what was happening here.

I turned around and saw Xiao Jingwen still talking non-stop, her body swaying from side to side, and finally leaning on me, her slender hands hammering my thighs, and she kept saying:

"Lin...Lin Ran, I'll remember you. Come to my office tomorrow...I want to have a good talk with you."

"Ah, yes, yes."

"You...you men are all liars, big liars."

"Ah, yes, yes."

It is impossible to reason with a drunk person, so I just let her do what she says. As for what I say now, it would be good if she can remember half of it when she wakes up tomorrow morning.

As she spoke, her voice became lower and lower, and in the end she completely leaned on my shoulder. I looked at the drinks she ordered and found that many of them were mixed alcoholic drinks with white wine, and they were quite strong. You may not feel anything when you first drink it, but the longer you drink it, the stronger it becomes.

"you you......"

I gently pushed her twice and she whispered something. It seemed that she was still conscious, but she was very drunk. Looking at this situation, I guess there is no hope for her to take the subway back. I can't just leave Xiao Jingwen in the bar, right?

While she was still somewhat conscious, I quickly used my phone to call a taxi, then asked the waiter to pay the bill and left the bar.

Looking at the hundreds of dollars of extra expenses on my phone, my heart twitched, but there was nothing I could do. She was so drunk that I guess she didn't even know how to enter the digits of her payment password.

I helped her stagger out of the bar. For a moment, many people looked in my direction, probably mistaking me for someone who came to the bar to pick up dead bodies. Fortunately, what happened just now made many people really think that I was Xiao Jingwen's boyfriend, so after taking a look, they turned around and continued drinking and chatting. No one stopped me or said anything.

"Sister Wen... Sister Wen?"

As I was holding her and waiting for the elevator in the shopping mall, I felt my shoulder suddenly sink. I turned my head and found that she was leaning her head on my shoulder, looking exhausted.

This made me nervous. Although I knew Xiao Jingwen was my counselor, she was still a 23 or 24-year-old girl in her prime.

Even though I have seen a lot of ups and downs and have had a few romances, I can't stand such a foul operation!

I swallowed and turned my head away, trying not to look at her, but the jasmine scent mixed with alcohol and shampoo on her body, as well as her real body temperature, continued to stimulate my nerves and reason.

Just at this moment, the elevator door slowly opened. A man and a woman who looked like a couple were stunned when they saw us. The atmosphere of their originally pleasant conversation was immediately broken.

The girl blushed when she saw Xiao Jingwen leaning on me, while the boy looked at me and then silently gave me a thumbs up, as if to say "a role model of our generation."

Seeing the misunderstanding on their faces, I wanted to explain something, but after looking at Xiao Jingwen who was leaning on my shoulder, I sighed and didn't explain anything. After all, with the look on their faces, no one would believe me even if I explained something, right?

Besides, I didn’t want to cause any more trouble. After all, judging from their appearance, they should be college students from the university town.

I helped Xiao Jingwen into the elevator, while the two young lovers slowly walked towards the bar I had just come out of. Before leaving, the man patted my shoulder, showing a serious expression, and whispered to me:

"Brother, you are an expert, but remember to be safe!"

Ah? Pay attention to safety? Pay attention to what safety?

I didn't understand what he said for a moment, but he looked at Xiao Jingwen who was drunk beside me, gave a meaningful smile, and then turned and walked towards the bar with his girlfriend.

Why is this person so weird?

I ignored him and pressed the elevator button, then took out my phone to check the location of the online car-hailing service. As the elevator went down, I felt Xiao Jingwen's body temperature slowly rising, and her face was glowing with seductive blush under the light of the elevator.

Coupled with the claustrophobic space of the elevator, I felt the mental shock even more intense. Fortunately, the entrance to the shopping mall was right outside the elevator, and the cool breeze at night made me regain some of my sanity.

The online taxi arrived quickly and didn't make me wait too long. I helped Xiao Jingwen slowly get into the car, gave her my cell phone number, and then closed the door.

I looked at Xiao Jingwen who was sitting next to me. She was leaning back in her chair, the alcohol on her face spreading to her neck and probably all over her body. The driver was a middle-aged man, and when he saw us like this, he couldn't help but chuckle.

"Hey, boy, are you out playing with your girlfriend?"

"No, she's my counselor."

Seeing that the uncle had the wrong idea, I just confronted him directly since he was not from our school. Moreover, if he was misunderstood, with the chattering ability of the Haijin driver, I think he could talk all the way without getting tired.

"Counselor? I think she's only a sophomore or junior, right? Young man... It's okay, I won't tell anyone, there's no need to be so secretive."

Why is it that I'm getting more and more distorted? And Xiao Jingwen has already graduated from her second year of graduate school, right? But after hearing what he said, I still looked at Xiao Jingwen silently. I have to say that if I hadn't known in advance, I would have mistaken her for a senior who was one or two years older than me. No wonder the guy in the bar and the driver made the mistake.

"Young man, seize the opportunity. Once you leave school... you will never find such pure love again."

The driver told me about his past love affairs, and I just listened silently without saying anything. It seemed that he was not teaching me anything, but rather telling me about his past regrets.

After leaving the campus, food, clothing, housing and transportation became the theme of life. The original carefree life was replaced by various pressures. I could feel his helplessness and confusion, because I was actually in such an awkward position. The biggest role of university for college students is that it provides a four-year buffer before entering the society.

This is also the reason why I often work part-time. The closer I get to graduation, the stronger the feeling of confusion becomes. After all, if I really want to talk about what I can learn in college, I can only say that all that knowledge may be forgotten completely once I leave the campus.

Perhaps he saw his past self in me, so rather than talking to me, it would be more accurate to say that he was talking to his past self and passing on that unfulfilled wish to me.

The journey was very smooth. The driver arrived at our school in less than twenty minutes. When I saw the place, I thanked the driver and helped Xiao Jingwen out of the car. At this time, she was almost unconscious and leaned softly on me.

This...how do I get back?

Looking at Xiao Jingwen leaning on me, I fell into deep thought!

The counselor is drunk and unconscious, how can I take her back? Waiting online, urgent!!!

Chapter 14 Suddenly I felt like I had lost million

"Sister Wen? Sister Wen?"

"..."

However, she didn't answer me, and then I realized that she had fallen asleep.

Does she trust me so much? Or does she think I'm a good person? Isn't she worried that I might do something evil?

But this is not the most important thing. The important thing is how can I send her back to the staff dormitory? The school does not allow outside vehicles to enter, and now she has completely fallen asleep. It should be impossible to support her back to the dormitory like I did just now.

Although I wanted to ask the almighty netizens, I guess after hearing my question, most of them would say that I was still asleep, and ask if I was in Versailles, and then leave me a comment: "Cold salad!"

Ah, what a cruel reality!

I sighed, then slowly carried her on my back. Although it was easier to hold her than to carry her on my back, there were still many people in the school at this time, so holding her would seem a bit too intimate. What if some sharp-eyed students saw it? When Xiao Jingwen woke up and found that she had a rumored boyfriend, wouldn't she come to me for revenge?

Perhaps it was because it was late at night, the tree-lined avenue in the school seemed particularly dim, but we could vaguely see men and women having a tryst under the trees, each immersed in their own world of two. It was not so much that no one noticed us, but rather that there were too many people having a tryst nearby, so we did not attract other people's attention.

Feeling the romantic atmosphere around me, I couldn't help feeling a little dizzy. Fortunately, a gust of cold wind woke me up, otherwise I really would have lost control.

The faculty and staff dormitories are different from our student dormitories. For example... there is no dormitory manager guarding here in the middle of the night, and most of the counselors and teachers, unless they are on duty or have temporary class changes, rarely live in the faculty and staff dormitories like Xiao Jingwen.

So compared to the student dormitories where there were ghosts and howling in the middle of the night, there were basically no people in the corridors of the faculty and staff dormitories, and it was even quieter, so I could enter the dormitory building with Xiao Jingwen on my back in broad daylight.

Fortunately, when we were in the WeChat group before, Xiao Jingwen mentioned which room she lived in and said that if anyone wanted to talk to her, they could go to her dormitory to find her. Otherwise, I really don’t know where to go without telling her.

The corridor of the dormitory was originally narrow, and I was carrying someone on my back. Although Xiao Jingwen was not very heavy, after she got drunk, her slightly moist and hot breath hit my ears, making me feel itchy and hot.

When I arrived at the door of Room 502, I took out a white room card from Xiao Jingwen's bag, swiped it in front of the door, and with a "beep", the door opened.

I pushed open the door, hurriedly carried Xiao Jingwen to the bedroom, and then laid her on the bed in a side-lying position. For a drunk person, lying flat or lying prone are both dangerous postures, and will also make the drunk person uncomfortable.

After putting Xiao Jingwen on the bed, I could finally give my arms and waist a good rest and observe the layout of the room.

Compared to our dormitory where a few people live with beds and desks underneath, the faculty dormitory is obviously much more "luxurious" than ours. It not only has a private bathroom but also a small living room. Compared to the dormitory, it is more like a two-bedroom apartment.

It makes sense. Our university is one of the best in terms of hardware facilities in Haijin City. After all, if the software is not enough, the hardware will make up for it. Otherwise, if you have nothing, it is basically impossible to compete with those old and famous universities for students.

He just looked at the entrance where shoes were changed, and didn't see anyone else's shoes. At least there should be no one else living with Xiao Jingwen in this dormitory. He might be the first person to come to Xiao Jingwen's dormitory.

Just when I rested for a while and was about to return to the dormitory, I suddenly heard a "bang" coming from Xiao Jingwen's bedroom. I turned around and saw that the vase that Xiao Jingwen placed on the bedside was smashed to the ground by her outstretched arm.

Xiao Jingwen uttered "hmm" softly, her voice was very suppressed, and she seemed to be in some discomfort. I looked up and found that the belt of her windbreaker was not untied. She was lying on her side on the bed, which was a little tight, and her breathing was a little short.

Seeing this, I sighed, then cleared my mind, tried not to think of bad things, and walked over to help untie it.

Well...I am a considerate and helpful young man, so there is no need to think too much.

While I was hypnotizing myself, I was groping for the belt on Xiao Jingwen's windbreaker, but she seemed very alert. She was obviously drunk and unconscious, but as soon as I touched her waist and reached the belt, she immediately grabbed my hand.

But her strength was not very strong. I could even say that I could shake her off with just one shake. There was a hint of pleading in her eyes, and she seemed to not even have the strength to speak.

To be honest, for a moment I even felt like I had done something heinous. Just when I was about to let go, I realized that I had done nothing, so why was I so guilty? I was cringing, as if I had some ulterior motive.

Suddenly I felt like I had entered a sage state. I pushed her hand away, untied my belt, and took off the windbreaker. Xiao Jingwen looked at me in a daze, occasionally twisting her body, as if she was struggling in vain.

After I took off her windbreaker, I put it aside and didn't take the next step. Instead, I took the broom and mop from the living room and prepared to clean up the broken pieces of the vase. When Xiao Jingwen saw me coming back, she was obviously stunned for a moment with the broom and mop in her hands. This expression also stunned me, but before I could react, she fell asleep again.

Wow, why do I feel like I lost 100 million?

However, this thought only stayed in my mind for a moment. But after looking at Xiao Jingwen who was sleeping soundly, I felt that what I was doing was a beastly behavior.

I sighed, and thought that I had already helped, so I just continued to clean up the broken vase on the floor. But just when I was almost done, my cell phone suddenly rang. I saw that it was Fatty calling, so I put the mop aside and pressed the answer button.

"Hey, what's up?"

"Damn it, Lin Ran, the dormitory is closed! Where did you go?"

Ah? The dormitory is closed?

When I heard what the fat man said, I quickly checked the time on my phone, and I almost vomited blood.

Oh my god! What happened? How did time pass so quickly?

"You're still outside at night, Lin Ran... You didn't hide it from us guys and went out with your girlfriend, did you? You traitor, you actually left the organization so quickly!"

"No, no, I...I was delayed by something..."

Although I said so, the fat guy on the other end of the phone obviously didn't believe it, but there was nothing I could do!

How could I explain this? Should I tell them that I went to work at a bar, and I ran into Xiao Jingwen who was drunk, and I sent her all the way back to the staff dormitory?

Just when I was at a loss, I suddenly heard a "hum" sound behind me, which scared me. I turned around and saw that Xiao Jingwen seemed to be drunk and was mumbling in her sleep.

The voice on the other end of the phone paused for two or three seconds. The fat man's tone suddenly changed, as if he had understood everything. He suddenly changed from his original joking tone to interrogating a mortal and asked:

"What was that sound just now?"

"Huh? Uh ah...what's that sound? What did you hear?"

Just when I was pretending to be stupid and trying to fool her, Xiao Jingwen seemed to be disturbed by the sound of my phone call, or maybe she dreamed of something that irritated her, and suddenly said loudly -

"Men...men are all liars, they are not good people!"

Damn it, don't mess with me! Isn't this just pushing me into the fire?

"Fuck, there's a girl next to you, and she's scolding you for being a bad person in the middle of the night! Did you do something inexplicable, you beast? You beast!"

"Hello? Hello? Ah...bad signal. What did you say? Hello?"

As I spoke, I put the phone away and quickly hung up. If I didn't end the conversation, who knows what Xiao Jingwen would say next. Would I be able to go back to the dormitory tomorrow? I was afraid that I would be hung up and beaten by the three brothers.

Alas, but where should I stay tonight?

Although the staff dormitory is not closed, our student dormitory is! I went out with Fatty and his friends last week and came back late. I had to negotiate with the dormitory aunt for a long time before she agreed to open the door. There is no way for me to go back now, and even if the dormitory aunt wants to call the counselor, it is probably impossible.

Because... Xiao Jingwen was lying next to me, there was no way she could answer the phone.

There is no choice but to stay for one night.

I never thought that one day I would live with my counselor in this way. I guess no one would believe it if I told others about it.

I looked at the bedroom next door and found that the bed didn't even have a mattress. I sighed, looked around, and finally chose to spend the night on the sofa in the living room.

Ah...is this the legendary "luxurious big bed" that comes standard after the hero and the heroine live together?

Today is really a disastrous day. Just thinking about this... I fell asleep in a daze.

...

When I got up early the next morning, the sunlight outside the window had already poured into the living room. I was about to ask Fatty what time it was, but I found that the room suddenly became much more spacious.

The unfamiliar environment woke me up suddenly, and then I realized that I was not in my own dormitory, but in Xiao Jingwen's dormitory.

I sat up and found that a thin blanket had suddenly appeared on me. I thought it must have been covered by Xiao Jingwen who got up at night to sleep, because drunk people usually have the habit of getting up at night. However, it seems that I slept too soundly last night and had no idea when she got up.

Looking at this light and comfortable blanket, there is a faint scent of jasmine on it, and I don’t know if it is covered by Xiao Jingwen.

I opened my phone, took a look and found that it was still early, so I prepared to get up and go back to the dormitory. After all, I couldn't stay here all the time. What if I ran into Xiao Jingwen getting up? Wouldn't that be very embarrassing?

But just as I sat up, I heard a knock on the door. I was startled and took a quick look at the shoe cabinet in the entrance. I found that Xiao Jingwen's shoes were still there, so she probably didn't go out.

Then...who is this person?

Chapter 15: Meet the parents???

Before I could get up and open the door, the door opened with a beep, and a middle-aged woman in her forties or fifties came in. I was so scared that I sat up from the sofa.

Oh my god, what's going on? Didn't they say that there is no dormitory management in the staff dormitory? Do the staff dormitories also need to be inspected?

But I soon found something was wrong, because this "dorm manager" looked familiar to me, but I couldn't remember where I had seen her before. When she saw me, she was startled at first, then she covered her mouth and said in surprise: