Genshin Impact, there is something wrong with my life simulation system

I had an argument with my family about a career interview. My family wanted me to prepare for the interview fully in the next few days, so this novel will be temporarily suspended. The interview is on the morning of the 21st, so the update will probably resume in the afternoon or evening of the same day.

I still owe four chapters for the current bounty, and then there will be five days without any updates. I owe ten chapters.

If there is no update for five days, five more chapters will be added as compensation, so there will be nineteen chapters in total, plus one more chapter to make it twenty chapters.

After the interview on the 21st, I will try to add chapters to the two chapters per day. I hope readers will give me some time and don't give up. (Please!)

Host: Hello, listeners, welcome to this episode of "Q&A". I am the host of this program.

Host: Next, let me introduce this episode's special guest. She is the founder of our Inazuma's famous "Hunter" unit, the promoter of the new policy, the second daughter of the Kujo family, and the one who is as famous as the "White Egret Princess" of the Kamisato family... "Princess Shirayuki" - Lady Kujo Tsumugi!

Tsumugi Kujo: (Waving) Hello everyone, I’m Tsumugi Kujo.

Host: First of all, thank you Ms. Kujo for taking the time to participate in our program. As a popular figure in Inazuma in recent years, I am sure many people will ask you questions, and I hope to get your answers.

Host: Without further ado, let's start asking the first question.

Host: 1. Who do you think is the dumbest person among all the people you have ever met? What has he or she done?

Tsumugi Kujo: It's about a Lightning Warlock from the Fatui. I asked her to come to my tent that day to help me check her body. When the check was halfway through, that abominable Lightning Warlock showed no moral integrity and attacked me, a young comrade who was less than 20 years old.

Tsumugi Kujo: But she forgot that she was also wet, so... the situation in the tent suddenly became chaotic.

Host: And then?

Tsumugi Kujo: And then... she fell in love with this feeling. After that, every time I had a physical examination, she would twist her slender waist and wink at me, suggesting that I should try something "exciting". Every time, I would just use the lightning element to shock her slightly and she would scream in "pain".

Host: Um...Okay, then the next question, wow, this is an exciting question.

Host: Ms. Kujo, under what circumstances and to whom did you give your virginity to?

Tsumugi Kujo: (Recalling) It was at my coming-of-age ceremony when I was eighteen years old. At that time, my new policies had just begun to show results, and the Kujo family's finances had become relatively prosperous, so we held a grand coming-of-age ceremony.

Tsumugi Kujo: But I accidentally drank a little too much at that coming-of-age ceremony, and I felt dizzy...

Host: You gave away your first time?

Tsumugi Kujo: No, I just got my sister drunk.

Tsumugi Kujo: After I helped her into the room, I couldn’t help myself…

Host: I see. Lord Kujo Sara really does have a “good” sister... So here’s the third question.

Host: Who is the most handsome man you have ever seen? And what was the first sentence he said to you?

Tsumugi Kujo: I will never forget that moment until I die. It was a sunny night and I was worrying about how to deal with the monsters in the ruins. At that time, the man appeared. He had long brown and black peach-dyed hair, a handsome face, elegant manners, and a pair of eyes that seemed to have the ability to see into people's hearts.

Tsumugi Kujo: After seeing me, he slowly uttered a few words.

Host: What did he say? Was it a confession of love?

Tsumugi Kujo: (drinking tea calmly) Zhongli with two lives, don’t kick him.

host:?

Host: (wiping sweat) Okay...right...the next question is similar to this one. Who is the most beautiful woman you have ever seen and the most unforgettable thing about her.

Tsumugi Kujo: The most beautiful woman... is of course me! (Head high and chest puffed)

Tsumugi Kujo: The most unforgettable thing... was when I found out that Inazuma didn't wear stockings but only tabi. For a moment, I wanted to die.

Tsumugi Kujo: Of course, I’m not a foot fetishist, please understand this.

Host: Okay, okay, I totally understand.

Host: Last question, among these four people, Rosaline (lady), Columbia (girl), Kujo Sara, and Eula, if you had to choose one person to spend the rest of your life with, who would you choose?

Tsumugi Kujo: (Silence)

Tsumugi Kujo: I think it's too early for me to ask this question now. I'm only 20 years old this year, and I still have hundreds or even thousands of years of good years waiting for me to squander. Moreover, my new policy has only been implemented for a few years. Now is the stage when I should focus on my career and lay the foundation for the future. If I rashly make a plan to spend the rest of my life with someone, it will not only be irresponsible to my own career, but also to their lives. I think I should carefully consider this decision after my career is stable in the future and my personality has become more mature, and choose someone who will not make me regret it as the person to spend the rest of my life with.

Host: It doesn’t matter, this is just an assumption. Miss Kujo doesn’t need to think too much about it. Just answer based on your intuition.

Host: Rosaline, Columbia, Kujo Sara and Eula, who do you choose?

Kujo Tsumugi: (Sweat on forehead)

Tsumugi Kujo: You are looking at the problem too narrowly. The continent of Teyvat only promotes monogamy, not monogamy. I think we should open up our minds on this issue. The four of them are so outstanding, but you only let me choose one among them. Isn't this making it difficult?

Host: So your choice is...

Tsumugi Kujo: ...

Tsumugi Kujo: I choose the one that puts me on top.

Host: (whispering) If you want to be alone for the rest of your life, you can just say it.

Tsumugi Kujo: What did you just say?

Host: I said that our program team had already expected that you would answer like this, so we have invited Rosaline, Columbia, Lady Kujo Sara and Eula to the scene!

Tsumugi Kujo: What!!!

Host: Then let’s go to a commercial…

Tsumugi Kujo: (Wailing loudly, rolling on the ground) No! Nooooooooooooooooooo!!! I will be cut into five equal parts!!!

Host: Please continue listening after the advertisement.

(Thus, this program came to an end with Kujo Tsumugi's wailing.)

This is the second time I write a review for the product. Actually, there is nothing much to say.

I promised that I would not postpone the last book, and then... I postponed it (but I was almost at the end of it. I had planned to finish it in a dozen chapters, but I was too lazy to write, so I postponed it.)

Well, I don’t dare to make any promises to you about this book, but the performance of this book will be much better than the previous one (mainly because the previous book was so flopped, it was completely driven by love), but I will probably finish this book.

The results of the public institution exam are also out... I didn't pass, and I was 0.3 points behind the first place. I have nothing to do after that, so I will slowly pay back the 20 more that I promised before.

Then, I hope everyone will support this book. My last book was such a flop but it still maintained a subscription ratio of 20:1. This book shouldn’t be any worse, right?

In addition, although I cannot make a promise to keep updating to the end, I can guarantee that at least this book will not contain plots such as ambiguous relationships with men, being cuckolded, and having wings tangled.

Also, if anyone wants to ask me about this book, it’s better to send me a private message. I don’t often read posts and comments (I read comments about once a week, but I will read posts, but only 2-3 days after a chapter is updated, and then I won’t read them again)

Finally...well, I still hope that everyone can give more support!

Chapter 51 The third simulation is born a bad seed!

At night, Tsumugi Kujo and the lady fell asleep in each other's arms. Looking at the lady's peaceful sleeping face, Tsumugi Kujo sighed slightly in his heart, wondering how long their relationship would last...

The next morning, Tsumugi Kujo sneaked out of the ladies' room in the early hours of the morning.

When the wind started to blow, at the Seven Heavens Statue, Kujo Tsumugi spread his wings and flew to the top of the big oak tree. He found a place to sit down, and then turned on the system that he had not turned on for a long time.

That’s right, Tsumugi Kujo is planning to conduct the third simulation.

Birthplace of the character: Mond

The purpose of the character, Kujo Tsumugi hesitated for a moment. Now his relationship with the lady is pretty good, so there is no need to improve his strength for the time being, so...

Tsumugi Kujo wrote the three words "Earn Mora" in the mission objective.

As for the character's code of conduct, this time Kujo Tsumugi chose "chaos". After all, she has to make money, which is not shameful. Moreover, Kujo Tsumugi is also a little curious about what her personality will be like this time.

[0 years old: You were born in a poor mountain village in Mondstadt. ]

A decent start.

[1 year old: Shortly after you were born, your parents abandoned you because they were unable to raise you. ]

Tsumugi Kujo:?

"Good fellow, you're an orphan at the beginning, you can't even follow the program, right?"

Although my parents died in the first two simulations, at least they accompanied me through my childhood in my virtual life. I didn’t expect that this time I wouldn’t even have to act out the story and directly gave me the identity of an orphan.

By the way, I won’t just starve to death in this simulation, right?

Kujo Tsumugi frowned and thought.

Fortunately, this system still has a little bit of integrity and did not let this simulation end in such a bloody way.

[However, you are lucky. An elderly thief saw you abandoned by your parents and adopted you. ]

Phew... I'm glad I didn't die instantly.

Kujo Tsumugi breathed a sigh of relief.

[The old thief is over 60 years old this year. When he was young, he was a small leader of a treasure-stealing group. Later, he fell in love with a young girl and retired from the business. He lived an honest life for decades. Because of an accident a few years ago, he lost his wife and daughter. He was too old to support himself, so he had to join the treasure-stealing group again, teaching others the skills of stealing and managing the materials in the camp to make a living.]

[The old thief couldn't bear to see you abandoned by your parents, so he brought you back to the treasure-stealing group camp and became your adoptive father.]

"Could it be that a character's code of conduct will affect his identity and background?" the real Kujo Tsumugi speculated.

The first time she had a "neutral" character, she was an evil nobleman with a righteous heart.

Although he was also born in the countryside the second time, he had aspired to become a Knight of Favonius since he was a child.

And this time he was directly adopted by the old thief... Kujo Tsumugi could already foresee that his simulated life this time would definitely become a little thief.

[Although the other people in the treasure-stealing group camp were very curious about your appearance, they showed great understanding and relief after learning that you were the adopted daughter of the old thief.]

[2 years old: Although the old thief is only your adoptive father, he still trains you wholeheartedly. Under the old thief's care, you slowly grow up.]

[3 years old: This year, a major incident occurred in the camp of your treasure-stealing group. You were attacked.]

[The ones who attacked you were not adventurers or Knights of Favonius, but a group of human traffickers from other countries. Their leader possessed the Eye of God, so you were no match for him at all. You could only swallow this loss and give up your camp, but you didn't intend to let them off so easily.]

[Not long after, following a report from a concerned citizen, the Knights of Favonius wiped out the gang of human traffickers occupying this place. Only a few people escaped. However, the location of this camp has been known to the Knights of Favonius, so you were forced to move to a more remote mountainous area to establish a new camp.]

[4 years old: Since leaving the camp, your luck has been very bad. Although you found a cave and rebuilt the camp, the number of people in your camp has been reduced by one third due to the monsters on the road.]

[Unlike other treasure-stealing groups, your group does not rely on robbing to support itself, but mainly relies on stealing. Although it is not as quick to make money as robbery, the advantage is that the actions are secretive and not easy to be discovered. Even if they are discovered, they will only be thrown into prison for a few months, and their lives are guaranteed... Well, it is guaranteed for others. ]

[Although your adoptive father, the old thief, has done his best to raise you since you were a child, since you lost the large amount of supplies in the camp, your body has begun to become thinner at a speed visible to the naked eye.]

[The old thief watched you getting thinner day by day, and he became more and more anxious. He felt that he couldn't continue like this, but he didn't have any good solution. Stealing things really took too long to make money. In addition, your camp was far away from Mondstadt. It took several days to go to Mondstadt to buy food. Therefore, there was not much food in the camp, and each person could get very little food. At this time, you needed to grow up, so it was difficult for the old thief to get food that would allow you to grow healthily.]

[So, the old thief could only share his share of food with you, hoping that you could grow up well, but this brought another problem: as time went by, the old thief's body began to be unable to bear it and began to become weak.]

[Moreover, the other members of the treasure-stealing group also saw that the camp was in an increasingly difficult situation. As the saying goes, when the tree falls, the monkeys scatter. They also left the camp one after another and began to look for other ways out. The departure of these people further aggravated the shortage of food in the camp, forming a vicious cycle.]

[5 years old: By this year, your camp finally couldn't hold on any longer and was completely disbanded. The leader left the camp with those who were loyal to him, and the old thief and the young you were abandoned by them. You lost your biggest umbrella of protection.]

[In order to survive, the old thief brought you to Mondstadt to beg... or rather, you begged while he hid in the crowd and stole wallets.]

[This is indeed a very good idea. Although you are only 5 years old this year, you are petite and cute, and you are a beauty at first glance. When a cute girl like you begs, many people are willing to give you some Mora, and the old thief will use this to find a target to steal. With your skilled theft skills and perfect cooperation, you have been stealing in Mondstadt for a year and unexpectedly saved up a lot of Mora.]

[However, just when you and the old thief were planning to use this Mora to do some small business to make a living, a group of Favonius Knights rushed into your residence...]

PS: Question: Do you want to see the story of Qin's fall?

(There will be only one update today, and three updates will start tomorrow)

Chapter 52 Tragic Childhood ( words)

[The person leading the team is a tall female knight with blonde hair and blue eyes. The strong aura she exudes when she waves her hands and moves makes you subconsciously look away.]

[“According to reports from the public, the two of you are suspected of fraud. Please follow us to the headquarters of the Knights of Favonius.” The blonde and blue-eyed female knight in the lead said, and then the Knights of Favonius behind her escorted the two to the headquarters of the Knights of Favonius. ]

[You were so young, how could you have ever seen such a scene? The Knights of Favonius hadn't even started asking questions, but you were already scared and confessed everything. As a result, the old thief was thrown into prison as he deserved.]

[In fact, as an accomplice, you should have been imprisoned as well, but seeing that you were too young, the Knights of Favonius gave up on imprisoning you and planned to send you to the Cathedral of Favonius.]

[The West Wind Cathedral often adopts orphans, so the decision of the West Wind Knights is also reasonable. 】

[However, at this time, the female knight who led the arrest of you and the old thief stood up and said that she could adopt you as her daughter, because your age is about the same as her two daughters, and the three of you can become friends. ]

[Only then did you know that the name of this female knight was Frederica Gunnhild.]