Genshin Impact, there is something wrong with my life simulation system

Seeing this scene from high in the sky, Kujo Tsumugi couldn't help but sigh.

Those Knights of Favonius are all members of Eula's guerrilla squad. They have been fighting monsters outside all year round and are the only reliable members left in the Knights of Favonius.

Kujo Tsumugi really didn't dare to entrust such an important task to other Knights of Favonius.

"Then, I hope everyone can enjoy this celebration!" Captain Qin raised her glass high, "Cheers to Mondstadt, to the struggles of the past and the freedom of today! Let the wind lead!"

"Let the wind take its course!" The people in the audience also responded.

I really don't understand the train of thought of these Mond people... They have fought for their current life with their own hands, so why do so many people still believe in the God of Wind?

Looking at the people in Fengshen Square, Kujo Tsumugi couldn't help but think of a joke on the Internet in his previous life: When you are sick, pray to God. If you recover, it is all God's credit. If you die of illness, it means that your faith is not pious.

It's really impossible to understand the train of thought of these people.

If it was about believing in the God of Rock or the God of Thunder, Tsumugi Kujo could understand it, after all, those two did something, but Barbatos...

Tsumugi Kujo glanced at Wendy who was drinking crazily in the audience.

It was a good thing that I didn't reincarnate into Mondstadt. When I thought about the fact that the people around me actually believed in such a thing, I felt horrified.

If that were the case, Kujo Tsumugi would rather just die young.

Tsumugi Kujo shook her head and flew into her hotel room through the window. Through her continuous "help" to the Mondstadt people over the past few days, her status in Mondstadt was now almost equal to that of the mice.

The "glorious deeds" of Tsumugi Kujo in the past few days include:

He beat up a member of Barbara's fan club who disturbed her singing practice, successfully adding burden to Barbara and paying two million for Mora's medical expenses.

In order to completely solve Margaret's lost cat problem, he drugged her cat, but was discovered. While escaping, he injured several Knights of Favonius and successfully lost one million Mora's medical expenses.

She abused her power and threw the Knights of Favonius who were hunting her into prison.

He embezzled three million Mora of the Knights' public funds.

He tried to bribe Heta, the captain of the Knights' logistics team who was in charge of accounting, but failed, and she reported the matter to Captain Qin.

After learning about these things, Qin no longer cared about being shy. She directly asked someone to ask Kujo Tsumugi to go to the Knights' office, and then scolded Kujo Tsumugi. Qin not only scolded her, but also used her body. She beat Kujo Tsumugi until she burst into tears, and the documents on the desk were soaked.

Then Qin was too shy to see Kujo Tsumugi, which made the latter speechless.

What is this? Pull up your pants and don't recognize me, right?

However, Qin still met Kujo Tsumugi later because she was afraid that Kujo Tsumugi would give her some "surprises" again.

Chapter 136: Lively Celebration

"Ying, I haven't seen you these days, where have you been?"

Shortly after the celebration banquet officially began, Qin found Ying, who had been missing for several days, in the crowd, so she walked up to her and asked about her recent situation.

"I became an adventurer and went out of town to do a mission a few days ago." Ying replied, and then grabbed Paimon who was eating heartily at the table next to him, "Paimon! Didn't you see Captain Qin coming? Why don't you come over and say hello!"

"Hello, Captain Jean~" Paimon's cheeks were stuffed with food and bulged up like a squirrel, so cute.

After seeing Captain Qin, she swallowed the food in her mouth and wiped the oil stains on the corners of her mouth with her hand, "Captain Qin, Captain Qin, I know what Ying's true nature is!"

"Pigeon?"

Qin answered subconsciously. She didn't know what this meant, but she had heard the answer to this question from Kujo Tsumugi when they were chatting before.

"What the hell is a pigeon? No, Ying is actually a sucker!" Paimon stamped his feet angrily, "Do you know what kind of weird mission Ying accepted? Finding raspberries that were half eaten by grass slimes! And the reward is very low!"

What a weird mission this is...

Even though Qin had seen many strange commissions, she was still stunned after hearing the content of this one.

"In order to find raspberries that meet the requirements, Ying and I went to the Thousand Wind Temple these days. It took us a long time to find them."

I actually found it...

Qin didn't know whether to complain about this weird commission or praise Ying's work ability.

After complaining to Qin about his hard work over the past few days, little Paimon flew to the dining table and started eating. However, after just a few bites, little Paimon realized that he had met his match.

Next to Paimon, Mona was eating grilled pork chops in big mouthfuls. Her tragic eating style shocked Paimon, who was also a foodie.

Sister, are you the reincarnation of a starving ghost?

The unyielding Paimon said that although he was small in stature, he had great ambitions, so he ate in an even more tragic way, shocking the people around him.

How embarrassing... I don't want to know her...

Ying silently distanced herself from Paimon, but accidentally bumped into another person.

"It hurts..."

Amber covered her forehead and took two steps back. Because today was a day off, Amber was not wearing her fiery red Knight of Favonius costume. Instead, she wore a casual white top, shorts and snow-white stockings. Although she still had the iconic red headband on her head, it was obvious that this small mark was not enough for Ying to recognize her in the crowd, which is why she bumped into her.

"Amber, are you okay?"

Ying looked at Amber worriedly.

"It's okay, sorry, I was too focused on finding someone." Amber felt a little ashamed. As a scout knight who was best at reconnaissance, she was so careless. It seemed that her ability was still far from enough.

"Ying, have you seen where Eula is?"

Amber asked. She wanted to go to the celebration with her good friend Eula, but she couldn't find anyone after looking for her everywhere.

Ying looked around and saw Qin chatting with her sister Barbara, and then there were various pedestrians, but she didn't see Eula.

"She probably won't attend this kind of celebration." Ying said uncertainly. She had seen Eula in Captain Qin's office, and had heard stories about her from Tsumugi Kujo and Amber, so she had some understanding of Eula.

"Yeah……"

Amber lowered her head, somewhat unhappy, but she also knew that this was the most likely thing to happen. Eula, who had Lawrence's blood in her body, generally could not leave the room during such a lively celebration.

Little angel Amber became anxious when she thought that Eula might be staying in a cold room watching the lively celebration outside the window.

"Ying, you can play here. I'm going to find Youla. Bye."

"Oh, bye-bye."

……

"A-choo! Humph, it must be Tsumugi who is saying bad things about me behind my back again. Damn it, I'll remember this grudge!"

The Eula mentioned by Amber and Ying is currently in the grove west of Mondstadt, where there is a small celebration just for her.

"Hahahaha, maybe Miss Kujo misses you because she couldn't find the captain at the celebration." A Knight of Favonius nearby said loudly, and his words caused a burst of laughter among the remaining Knights of Favonius.

There are nearly forty Knights of Favonius, all of whom are members of Eula's guerrilla squad. Unlike the rest of the people of Mondstadt, they have long been familiar with Eula and have completely put aside their prejudices against her. They regard her as a good and responsible leader who is no less serious than Captain Jean. Knowing that Eula is not well-liked by the people of Mondstadt, these Knights of Favonius held a small celebration for Eula outside Mondstadt. Only members of the guerrilla squad came. Everyone gathered together to chat and brag. Although the atmosphere was not as lively as in Mondstadt, it was still very warm.

If only she could see this...

Seeing the scene in front of her, Youla's mouth corners raised into a beautiful arc, but in her mind she thought of her deceased sister.

Humph, you even said that I, who have Lawrence blood in me, will not be recognized by the Mond people... I will remember this grudge!

"Ms. Eula - you are here!"

Just as Eula was immersed in the sadness of the past, Noel's voice came from afar. When Eula came to her senses, she saw a letter in front of her.

"Master Tsumugi asked me to deliver this letter to you."

Hearing this, Eula opened the letter. The content inside was not very interesting. It basically told Eula to have a good time at the celebration, and then complained that she also wanted to go out and play.

At the end of the letter, Tsumugi Kujo also asked Eula to take Noel out for some fun. Because of today's celebration, Tsumugi Kujo gave Noel a day off. She was worried that Noel would go to help the people of Mond deal with various chores and tire herself out, so she wanted to ask Eula to look after Noel.

It turned out to be the case.

Eula put away the letter, and then reached out and grabbed Noelle’s shoulder as she was about to leave.

"Ms. Noelle, you must be very tired after coming all the way here. Although our festival is small, you should still rest here for a while..."

Just as everyone in Mondstadt was enjoying the celebration, in Tsumugi Kujo's room, Rosalia, wearing purple fishnet stockings, walked gracefully behind Tsumugi Kujo and hugged her from behind.

"Aren't you going to the celebration to play?" Rosalia sniffed Tsumugi Kujo's body fragrance carefully.

"Why would I go out? To cause trouble for others?"

Tsumugi Kujo responded in a coquettish tone. She has the superpower to make other people's mood worse instantly. Let alone in Mondstadt, even in Inazuma, Tsumugi Kujo would not appear in such a grand occasion.

"Besides, it's not like you didn't go to the celebration."

"I'm not used to this kind of lively scene." Rosaria answered while holding Tsumugi Kujo, "Compared to playing at festivals, I prefer..."

Rosalia moved her hands upwards and began to act dishonestly.

I knew it would turn out like this.

Tsumugi Kujo gave Rosaria a cold look, but did not stop her. Soon, her purple kimono fell off her body, revealing her fair skin...

As a result, the atmosphere in the room became heated...

Chapter 137: Do one good deed every day (?)

The celebrations in each country are slightly different. For example, in Inazuma, most celebrations start at noon, so that when the celebration ends, it is already dark and the Inazuma people can end the celebration with a grand fireworks display.

In Liyue, grand celebrations usually last from morning to night and never stop.

In Mond, people are more accustomed to resting at home in the afternoon, because their celebration will last all day, and the climax of the entire celebration is at the evening concert. Therefore, Mond people usually rest at home in the afternoon to conserve their energy and wait for the night carnival.

Bards will also seize this last opportunity to practice the songs they will perform on stage that night across Mondstadt.

However, the vendors in Mond will not withdraw because of this. Although there are fewer people at this time, they can still sell more goods than usual. This makes the vendors very happy and they wish every day was a celebration.

However, in front of a hawker's stall, a stall owner who was doing good business had a sad face, and sometimes looked at passers-by with vicious eyes, leaving the passers-by confused.

She has hair like pink cherry blossoms, and two cute cat ears in orange, black and white on her head. There is also a tail of the same color behind her, which lies weakly on the ground and occasionally moves.

That’s right, the cute little cat girl in front of you is Diona, the waitress at the Cat’s Tail Tavern.

Diona has a great hatred for wine, so she became a bartender in the hope of mixing the most undrinkable wine in the world and completely destroying Mondstadt Wine Industry. Unfortunately, things did not go as she wished. Diona was blessed by the spring elves when she was a child, which made the alcoholic beverages she mixed particularly delicious. Not only did she fail to destroy Mondstadt Wine Industry, but with Diona's assistance, the Cat's Tail Tavern even broke the Dawn Winery's monopoly on Mondstadt Wine Industry, and there was a tendency for the two to divide the world into two.

In order to suppress the rise of Cat's Tail Tavern, Dawn Winery also began to research new wines, bringing new life to Mond Wine Industry.

In order to further promote the reputation of the Cat's Tail Tavern, the proprietress Margaret set up a small stall in Aeolus Square and asked Diona to mix new wine here, intending to take this opportunity to attract a group of new customers to her own tavern.

It turned out that this method was very effective. Diona had no time to rest for the whole morning and had been busy until now before she got a moment of rest. However, when she thought that the number of alcoholics in Mond would definitely double after today, Diona had an urge to cry.

"Hey, isn't this Diona?"

The second daughter of the Kujo family, who had been tormented by a godless nun for a long time, just arrived at the Fengshen Square and saw Diona, who was sitting on a stone pier and looked lost.

"Meow!!! Why are you here!"

When Diona saw Tsumugi Kujo, she was like a cat with its fur standing on end...Oh, no, she was a cat with its fur standing on end.

A few days ago, Diona noticed that Kujo Tsumugi had drugged the cats in the Cat Tail Tavern, which caused Kujo Tsumugi to lose so much Mora.

And in Diona's eyes, Kujo Tsumugi, who intended to kill the cat, became a demon.

"One non-alcoholic drink, please."

However, at this moment, Kujo Tsumugi didn't want to waste time with Diona. It was rare that there were fewer people on the street, and she had her own things to do.

"Non-alcoholic beverage... one thousand molas."

When Diona heard that Tsumugi Kujo ordered a non-alcoholic drink, her expression relaxed a little and she began to mix the drinks in front of the stall.

"Do you really want to destroy Mond Wine?" Tsumugi Kujo was not aware of Diona's dislike for her. She thought that Diona hated those Mond drunkards, so she tempted her, "I have a way to destroy Mond Wine. Do you want to hear it?"

"I don't...Is there really a way?"

Diona perfectly demonstrated what Sichuan Opera face changing is. The look of disgust in the previous second immediately became bright and shining.

"Of course."

Tsumugi Kujo took a sip of the drink, which had cool mint and sweet flowers in it. It tasted refreshing and thirst-quenching, and tasted good.

"Well, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."

After getting the drink, Tsumugi Kujo lost interest in chatting with Diona and left in a hurry. However, she had only taken a few steps when the agile Diona trotted in front of her, looking at her pitifully with tears in the corners of her eyes, as if she would cry if she didn't tell me.

Is this guy so good at acting like a spoiled child?

Kujo Tsumugi could no longer withstand the pressure.

"Okay, okay, I'll tell you." In the end, Kujo Tsumugi succumbed to Diona's eye attack and proposed an extremely sinister policy - a ban on alcohol.