Genshin Impact, there is something wrong with my life simulation system

Chapter 143 The Fifth Simulation

After seeing Thomas and the others off, Tsumugi Kujo returned to her room and turned on the simulation system.

The fifth simulation is about to begin.

【Birthplace: Mond. 】

[Purpose: Learn alchemy! Become the most versatile alchemist! ]

Tsumugi Kujo's goal this time was to study the little lantern by learning alchemy, but it would be a bit of a waste to start a simulation just to study a little lantern, so in the purpose column Tsumugi Kujo wrote that she wanted to become an almighty alchemist.

In this way, you can not only learn plant alchemy, but also learn other alchemical knowledge. Isn’t it wonderful?

[Character Standard: Neutral. ]

【Investment in Mora: One million Mora. 】

Because Kujo Tsumugi's main purpose this time was to learn alchemy, she was not particularly concerned about the possible rewards, so she only invested the minimum of one million Mora.

Another reason was that she had Thomas and the others take most of the Mora back to Inazuma. Although she had nearly 30 million Mora on hand, considering that she didn't know how many simulations she would have to conduct in the future, it would be better to spend them sparingly.

[0 years old: You were born in Mondstadt. Your father is a Knight of Favonius and your mother is a housewife.]

Seems like a good start.

Kujo Tsumugi was prepared to start as an orphan, but she didn't expect that the background this time would be in the human world?

But we still can't let our guard down, because the plot might turn weird at any moment.

【1 year old: You are growing up healthily under the careful care of your parents. 】

[2 years old: Due to your father's work, you and your mother often went to Mondstadt to visit him. Due to your cute appearance, you were warmly welcomed by your father's colleagues and became the little mascot of the Knights.]

[3 years old: One day, you and your mother went to Mondstadt to visit your father as usual. Then you saw a big red sister with pointy ears performing magic on the street. The magical magic made you feel dazzled and overwhelmed. ]

The red sister with pointy ears...

Seeing this description, Kujo Tsumugi's expression suddenly became very strange.

She's the only one who fits this description...

[Seeing that you were very interested in magic, your mother wanted to learn magic, so she started a conversation with the magician and asked if he could teach her a few tricks.]

[“Wow, hahaha, you’ve found the right person for this.” Upon hearing that someone wanted to learn magic from her, the big sister with red pointed ears immediately took out a book from her bosom.]

[The title of the book is "Miracle Magic: From Entry to Admission"]

[“This book is a priceless treasure. I think it is destined for you. I will charge you one thousand Mora and sell it to you at a low price!”]

[Just when your mother was wondering if this man was a liar, one of your father's colleagues found her and noticed that you were nearby. The knight specifically called your mother to a place a few meters away and whispered to her.]

[At this time, the big sister with red pointed ears starts chatting with you. ]

[“Little cutie, as long as you call me Sister Alice, I will give you this book, okay?”]

[“Thank you, Aunt Alice.” You said, blinking your big eyes.]

【“Not auntie, but sister.”】

【“Okay, Aunt Alice.”】

[“Tsk, so that’s why I don’t like children…” Alice smacked her lips obviously.]

[“Tsk? Whew?”]

[You imitate Alice and smack your lips.]

[“Ah, this…” Alice was stunned for a moment. How come you learned it just by smacking your lips? ]

[But before Alice could explain to you that this action was impolite, your mother grabbed your hand and hurriedly took you away from here, heading towards the Knights' dormitory.]

[“Eh? Are you going to buy this book or not? If you are not satisfied, I have four books in the same series, including “From Admission to Burial”, “From Burial to Impure World Reincarnation”, and the extra chapter “About My Impure World Reincarnation into a Different World and Becoming a Slime, Spider, Goblin, Magic Sword, and Vending Machine” for sale at a low price.]

[“I haven’t eaten for several days. Please have pity on me, wuwuwu…”]

[“I am a beggar from another world, give me money!”]

[“Books are not selling well, please help us…”]

[On the way to the Knights' headquarters, Alice has been trying to sell her strange books to your mother in different ways.]

[However, your mother was only concerned with taking you to the Knights' dormitory and had no time to deal with her. As a result, Alice followed you all the way into the Knights' dormitory.]

[“Honey, are you okay?” Your mother rushed into your father’s dormitory and saw him lying on the bed, covered in blood, surrounded by his fellow knights.]

[Seeing this scene, your mother collapsed on the ground in shock, thinking that your father had met with an accident, and tears soon welled up in the corners of her eyes.]

[“Wait, my arm is just injured, I’m not dead yet!” Seeing your mother’s reaction, your father could probably guess what she was thinking and spoke hurriedly.]

[“Yes, that’s right. The blood on his body should have been stained in the battle. There is only one scar on his arm. This position… should be a bone injury. Let me do it.” At this time, Alice’s expression also became serious. She came to your father’s side, and a golden light slowly emerged from the palm of her hand. Then, the injury on your father’s arm quickly recovered.]

[“It’s amazing that the treatment can be performed without using the power of the Eye of God.” Your father looked at his arm in disbelief.]

[“Dad, Dad, your injuries are all healed!” You then come to your father, and then…]

[“Tsk.”]

[You show your father the move you just learned, which is smacking your lips.]

[Everyone present fell silent for a moment. Although there is a saying that children speak without restraint, my father smacked his lips after his injury healed. What does this mean? Is he expressing regret? Regret? ]

【I am so filial. 】

【“You, who did you learn this from?” your mother asked angrily. 】

【“Sister Alice!”】

[You point your chubby little hand at Alice, who has just finished treatment. She looks confused.]

[I didn't ask you to call me sister at this time! ]

[Everyone present cast cold eyes at Alice, even your father who had just received treatment from her.]

[“Ms. Alice, thank you very much for curing my husband, but can you please stay away from my daughter?” Your mother said politely and courteously, and then she distanced you from Alice without leaving any trace.]

[“I, I…” Alice seemed to be greatly shocked by the sudden alienation, and then looked at you angrily, “Damn little sister, I will definitely come back!”]

[After leaving these harsh words, Alice rushed out of the door and quickly disappeared from everyone's sight...]

Chapter 144: Alchemist's Beginning

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[4 years old: What surprised you was that Alice's words when she left were not just simple words, she really took action. One day a year later, she moved next door to your house. However, unlike a year ago when she had to sell strange books on the street to make a living, this time Alice visited your house in the name of the Knights of Favonius.]

[“Let me introduce you to Ms. Alice. She is currently the only alchemist in the Knights of Favonius. She is mainly responsible for the production and research and development of gunpowder.” Your father introduced you helplessly, “Because she said that doing research here would give her more inspiration, so she moved to Qingquan Town.”]

[“Hehe, then we’ll be neighbors from now on. Please give me your guidance.” Although Alice greeted you like this, her eyes never left you, and it was obvious that she had some ill intentions.]

[From this day on, your family was often awakened by sudden loud explosions in the middle of the night.]

【5 years old: In just one year, Alice's reputation in Qingquan Town has been declining rapidly. Since the research and development of gunpowder is extremely dangerous, and Alice is an alchemist full of "adventure" spirit, she often has sudden ideas to add some strange things to the normal gunpowder formula, such as the smoke raised after a certain explosion can make people sleepy, and there are strange bombs that can cause headaches, dizziness, tinnitus, but have no lethality, etc.】

[Therefore, when the residents of Qingquan Town encounter children who are disobedient, they will scare them by saying, "If you keep crying, Ms. Alice will catch you and conduct experiments on you." This has a very significant effect.]

[However, in Qingquan Town, you are the only child who is not afraid of Alice, because she often brings some novel items to make you happy, and often takes you to visit her home, including her alchemy workshop. ]

[Alice explains to you that alchemy is not just used to synthesize gunpowder. In theory, alchemy can do almost anything, and she also turns a stone into gold in front of you.]

[Alice's words and actions aroused your endless imagination about alchemy, and you immediately made a decision: you want to learn alchemy! ]

[Your father is very supportive of your decision, but your mother is worried that it might be strange for you to be with an explosion maniac every day. However, after Alice's repeated assurances, your mother decided to support your decision.]

【So, you became a little alchemy apprentice. 】

[However, Alice did not teach you any alchemy knowledge. Even when she was doing experiments, she only let you watch from a distance. It was not because she was hiding things from you, but because you were too young. It was too dangerous to let you get in touch with alchemy before you grew up. So for now, you can only do some work like serving tea and pouring water. But you didn't have any complaints because when Alice was taking a break from her experiments, she would often tell you some very interesting knowledge.]

[For example, how to extract uranium, etc., although you don’t understand it at all, but you still feel it’s impressive. ]

"Fuck, Xing, the life of cutting firewood is right in front of Yan."

After seeing this message, Tsumugi Kujo became deeply aware of the gap between herself and Alice.

We are all time travelers. Look at others, they are all planning to develop nuclear weapons in Teyvat. Then look at myself... I won’t say more. After the simulation, I will find a place to cry for a while.

[6 years old: After being an alchemy apprentice for a year, your ability to do housework has improved a lot. ]

[Although Alice is outstanding in alchemy, she doesn't like doing housework due to her personality. She calls you to her house to do housework every few days, calling it "the duty of an apprentice."]

[You knew that this was an excuse that Alice made for being lazy, but in order to learn alchemy earlier, you still endured it.]

[7 years old: From this year on, Alice begins to teach you the theoretical knowledge of alchemy. ]

[Alice put tables and chairs and a blackboard in the living room, put on black-framed glasses, and looked like a teacher.]

[“Alchemy is a complex subject that encompasses several disciplines. To learn alchemy well, you must master some knowledge of mechanics, botany, mineralogy, and biology…”]

[You have officially started your alchemy course. ]

[8 years old: With your diligent study, you have completely memorized all the knowledge of basic alchemy in just one year. Alice began to allow you to conduct alchemy research related to plants.]

[Plant alchemy is different from other alchemies. It does not require a lot of money or knowledge of other subjects, so it is less difficult and is very suitable for alchemists to hone their abilities.]

[In the beginning, you made many funny mistakes, but as the number of experiments increased, in less than two months, you no longer made any mistakes.]

[9 years old: As your alchemy skills gradually improve, you are increasingly dissatisfied with only conducting the most basic plant research. You ask Alice if you can study minerals or other animals, but Alice refuses. She still limits your research to plant alchemy, but allows you to conduct more advanced research, such as asking you to find a way to increase the sweetness of the sweet flower.]

[Although you feel a little disappointed that you can’t study other aspects, you soon start a new round of research with a full mindset.]

[10 years old: Your research has not made any progress. The sweet flower you improved has no advantage in sweetness. This is the first time your research has been hindered. You feel a little lost.]

[At this time, Alice came to you. She seemed to have expected you to become like this. She told you a lot of embarrassing things that happened to her when she first learned alchemy. In this way, she successfully improved your mood.]

[11 years old: Your experiment has not made any progress. You tell your parents the sad news. During the conversation with your parents, you suddenly get an inspiration.]

[Since I can't increase the sweetness of the sweet flower, I will extract all the sweetness of the sweet flower. This can be regarded as a roundabout way to save the country. ]

[You do it as soon as you think of it. After another half year of hard work, you finally purified the sweet white solid particles from the petals of the sweet flower. You showed your results to Alice, and she was very surprised.]

[As a time traveler, Alice certainly knows how to make sugar. If plant alchemy wasn't so time-consuming, she would have made it herself.]

[Looking at the sugar in the glass container, and then looking at you who was expecting to be praised, Alice's expression became serious for the first time.]

[Perhaps... I have discovered a genius by accident.]

Chapter 145 Leaving without saying goodbye

[Perhaps because your performance impressed Alice, from that day on, Alice allowed you to conduct research in other subjects, and also allowed you to help her with her experiments, which means that she has recognized your level of alchemy. ]

[12 years old: While conducting research with Alice, your alchemy skills have also improved rapidly. Although you are still young, you have already accumulated a certain reputation in Mondstadt.]

[13 years old: This year, you have completely mastered the most basic alchemy and have the qualifications to be independent. You have officially gotten rid of the status of an alchemy apprentice and become a beginner alchemist.]

[One day, after helping your family with housework as usual, you went to Alice's house next door to continue your activities, but to your surprise, Alice was not at home. You found a note and a notebook in her living room. ]

[The note was written by Alice. She said in the letter that you have completely left the novice stage. As the saying goes, a master can only lead you to the door, but the practice is up to you. Alice feels that her mission as a master has come to an end. She hopes that you can walk the alchemy road on your own.]

[That notebook is Alice's experimental diary. It records all of Alice's alchemy knowledge. As long as you can master it thoroughly, it won't be a problem for you to become a famous alchemist in the continent.]

[At the end of the note, Alice comforted you not to be sad, she was just traveling around the continent, and she would come to visit you in Mond in the future.]

[Because this incident happened too suddenly, you were not mentally prepared at all. Thinking of Alice's usual personality, you immediately suspected whether this was a prank. ]

[You open the notebook, which is filled with red notes, so that even a newbie like you who has just graduated from the apprentice level can easily understand it. You search the entire house but don't see Alice. It's only then that you realize that this is not a prank, Alice has really left.]

[Alice's departure was completely unexpected to you. You sat blankly on the sofa in the living room, feeling mixed emotions.]

[Since you can remember, Alice has always been with you. You have long regarded Alice as a family member in your heart. Now, Alice's leaving without saying goodbye makes you very sad, because she did not tell anyone before leaving. ]

[So in her heart, I have always been an "outsider"? ]

[Thinking of this, you felt very wronged, but you were strong and did not cry. Instead, you made up your mind to become the greatest alchemist in the world and let that guy see that you can become a great alchemist even without her! ]

[You put Alice's notebook away, locked it in a box, and buried it in a corner of your yard.]