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[Your eyes are slightly moist. Although your relationship with Dainbraith is not as strong as that with Katzline, the death of a friend is always a sad thing.]

[After three seconds of mourning for Dainbraith in your heart, you wiped away your crocodile tears, lowered your head to clean up the broken pieces of the test tube, and said, "Remember to save a seat for me at the table where people don't drink."]

[“What are you talking about?” Your words confused Piero, who knew nothing about Liyue. He felt that you seemed to have misunderstood something, so he showed you a letter, “Dainbraith left a letter saying that he was going to stop Sora’s plan.”]

[“What? I thought Dainbraith had left, but it turns out he’s gone.” After hearing that there was no way to improve the food, you didn’t hide the regret on your face at all.]

[You didn't show any concern about Dainbrys's departure. He's over a hundred years old. What is there to worry about? ]

[But just in case... I should talk to Sora about this. ]

【Thinking of this, you pick up a pen and sit at the table, writing a letter to Sora to tell him about this. 】

[Last year, Kong tried to establish an organization in the Kingdom of Winter to resist the law of nature. After failing, he did not get discouraged, but left the Kingdom of Winter and went to other countries. He is currently in Liyue, and no one knows what plans he is carrying out there. 】乛

[After warning Sora to be careful with Dainbrese, you sent the letter and then focused on your own research.]

[Until now, you and Alice still haven't been able to extract the strange energy contained in Kong's blood. You only know that the nature of this energy is almost opposite to the energy of the earth veins, and that it has some vague connection with the elemental force. Other than that, there is no other result.]

[However, you and Alice still study it tirelessly. After all, alchemy is the technology that turns the impossible into the possible.]

[If the world's human beings were ranked according to their honesty, alchemists would undoubtedly be the most "rebellious" group of people, because the alchemist's mission is to use strange technology to make the impossible possible, artificially create miracles time and time again, and explore the truth of the world. ]

[127 years old: After a long period of fruitless research, you and Alice finally obtained the first major achievement of this research - the reverse geo-venation technology has been fully mature.]

[So you immediately returned Kong from Liyue so that he could witness your achievements with his own eyes.]

[In order to prevent the experiment from failing, you captured a hundred Hillock people this time, and then fed them the potion you developed. Soon after, these Hillock people fell to the ground, twitching and howling in pain.]

[After several hours of suffering, ninety-eight Hillocks died during the experiment, and the remaining two Hillocks that survived became a completely new species.]

[They have a beak-like face like the Naberish holy relic, and their bodies are covered with short hair. Their bodies have become shorter than those of the Hillchur people, and are estimated to be only four or five years old. Their ears have become thin and long, like rabbit ears, and they are filled with the breath of elemental power.]

[The physical changes are not the most important, there are even greater changes in their mental level. ]

[“Uh…what’s wrong with me?” The first Fire Abyss Mage on Teyvat stood up from the ground and shook his head. After seeing you humans, the Fire Abyss Mage immediately followed his instincts and waved his hand. Three dragon heads made of red flames appeared around you, and then immediately erupted with scorching flames.]

[“As solid as a rock!” Kong, who had just obtained the rock elemental power from Liyue, immediately deployed a shield to protect the three of you.]

[“What’s going on?!” Another Ice Abyss Mage also didn’t understand the situation. As he panicked, a faint ice mist began to gradually appear around him. The ice mist looked harmless but was actually very cold. An ordinary person would probably die within a dozen seconds in it.]

[“Wait a minute, let me explain! Actually, this is what happened…” Kong hurriedly explained to the two Abyss Mages who had regained their sanity.]

[“Kan Ruiya… Has our country been destroyed for more than a hundred years?” After learning all this, the Fire Abyss Mage muttered to himself unconsciously. ]

[It had no choice but to believe this. The remaining ninety-eight corpses of the Hillockmen and its own appearance at this moment reminded it all the time that it had become a monster and the Kingdom of Kanreya had long since become history.]

[“You two, follow me and fight against the law of nature!” Just when the two Abyss Mages were confused, Kong took this opportunity to launch a verbal offensive, hoping to win over the two Abyss Mages. ]

[At first, the two Abyss Mages were unwilling to work with Kong, thinking that Kong was just a liar. In the end, it was you who stepped forward and used your identity as Gold to support Kong, which made the two Abyss Mages willing to work with Kong.]

[“Sora, these are the materials needed for the ritual. Since there are too many, I wrote them down on paper for you.” You handed a long list to Sora.]

[“Wait, are you guys leaving?” Sora heard the parting tone in your words.]

[“Well, Alice and I are planning to go back to Mondstadt.” You nodded, not hiding your intention to leave. “With Piero protecting you, you and Alice have had a pretty good life in Winterland in the past few years. But a foreign country is still a foreign country. For you and Alice, your home will always be in Mondstadt. Now that you’ve been away from home for so many years, it’s time to go back.]

[“By the way, before we leave, do you mind if I come up with a name for the organization you founded?” After thinking for a while, you clapped your hands and said, “How about calling it the Abyss Cult?”]

[“The Abyss Cult… this name is not bad. From now on, the organization I lead will be called the Abyss Cult!” Kong had not really paid much attention to the name of the organization before, but this name immediately won Kong’s approval because it was very suitable for the organization.]

[For this group of people who possess the power of the abyss, it is normal for the organization's name to contain "abyss". Although the Kingdom of Kanreya does not believe in any gods, there have always been various large and small religious groups in the country. The organization established by Kong can also be simply understood as a religious group that believes in the abyss. ]

[“I have another unwelcome request. Although this is just my whimsical and childish idea, please try to reduce the harm to the people during your revenge. After all, they are innocent too.”]

[Once you said this, not only others, but even you yourself felt that you were hypocritical. You personally created a terrorist organization that opposed the seven countries, and then advised them to try not to harm civilians. This is really hypocritical. ]

[However, in response to your request, Sora agreed with a serious look on his face, "I will."]

[“Well, thank you.” You pursed your lips, and finally said nothing, and left Zhidong with Alice. ]

[The Abyss Cult may cause many tragedies on the continent in the future. ]

[Although Kong promised him that, the Abyss Mages under him are guys who extremely hate the Seven Nations.]

[But this is also good. The debt I owe to the Kingdom of Kanria has been completely settled. Silk, what I did should make you feel a little better, right? ]

【You thought silently in your heart. 】

Chapter 181: Imperfect Man-Made, Albedo

[After the matter of Solstice was resolved, you and Alice returned to Mondstadt and continued to live a peaceful life. After a period of peace, you began to study a new topic - artificial life. ]

[The original reason you came up with this idea was because you needed an alchemy apprentice who could take care of the housework and assist you in your research. After all, every time you start researching, you only care about your own research and you don't get involved in other things. And it's unrealistic to expect Alice, a carefree girl, to do the housework well.]

[Originally, this role was played by Katzrein, but after her death, you and Alice had to find someone to replace her.]

[At first you wanted to recruit an alchemy apprentice to solve this problem, but after Alice's reminder, you quickly gave up this idea. ]

[Because the current alchemy apprentices are too low-level, they can't be your and Alice's assistants at all. Another reason is that alchemy apprentices will leave sooner or later, and it is impossible for them to take care of you for the rest of your life like Katzline did.]

[So you came up with an idea. Since you couldn't find an alchemy apprentice, you could create a human yourself, a doll with an infinite lifespan and who was obedient and sensible.]

[You have been in the Kingdom of Kanreya for a long time, and Kanreya is best at making various alchemical mechanisms. Using Kanreya's technology, you easily made a lot of puppets. However, these puppets and Kanreya's alchemical mechanisms have a common problem. Although they can execute simple commands, they have no independent consciousness and cannot become qualified alchemical apprentices.]

[127 years old: In order to create an alchemical doll with self-awareness, you fell into distress again. After explaining your distress to Alice, Alice also became interested. ]

[“So you want to use alchemy to create an obedient artificial intelligence? Interesting.” Alice touched her chin with one hand, revealing an interested look.]

[Although you don't understand what the artificial intelligence that Alice mentioned is, you did ask the right person this question. As a time traveler, Alice's knowledge is much broader than yours. She only said a few words to solve your doubts.]

[The essence of artificial intelligence is actually a cold program. Through continuous trial and error, it finds the most suitable method in countless cases. In this way, the next time artificial intelligence encounters a similar event, it will act according to the most suitable method. As the number of samples increases, the solutions given by artificial intelligence are more and more adapted to the current situation, giving people the illusion that "artificial intelligence is gradually improving." ]

[Alice reminds you that as long as you add the two programs "able to analyze cases" and "when encountering an event, try to use the most perfect solution" to your alchemy doll, you can create an artificial intelligence that is the poorest of the poor. Then you just need to give it enough cases to make it more and more perfect.]

[As for where these examples come from... don't forget that the ley lines record everything in Teyvat's past and future. As long as the ley lines are poured into the carrier, there should be no problem. ]

[After Alice's advice, you immediately started to take action. ]

[128 years old: You successfully created "artificial intelligence" according to Alice's requirements, but found that it could not read the memory in the earth veins. After several repairs, this problem was still not solved, so you planned to start over. ]

[129 years old: You created an artificial intelligence that can read the memory of the earth veins. The moment it was connected to the earth veins, the huge earth vein energy instantly tore its fragile body into pieces. It was not until then that you remembered that Master Liuyunjiefeng once told you that if you want to revive Silk, you must create a body strong enough to rival the demon god. Now you finally understand why Master Liuyunjiefeng said that.]

[130 years old: After repeatedly confirming that the theory is feasible, you gritted your teeth and came up with a ruthless idea - you directly turned your most precious item, the Naberish Holy Relic Set, into a carrier for artificial intelligence.]

[To be honest, you don't know whether the five-star holy relic can withstand the impact of the earth vein energy, so this is a gamble. If you win, you can continue your research. If you lose, you will lose everything. ]

[Fortunately, you won the bet this time. It turns out that the body created using the five-star holy relic is strong enough to withstand the impact of the earth vein energy.]

[The artificial intelligence began to analyze the information recorded in the earth veins smoothly, but as time went on, the artificial intelligence you invented seemed to have a slight deviation in its thinking. ]

[You noticed something was wrong with the AI ​​during a routine checkup.]

[“Please give a brief self-introduction.” You said. ]

[“Hello everyone, I am the new UP host Lao John Khan”]

【you:?】

【"puff!!!"】

[After hearing this self-introduction, you said you had no idea what the AI ​​was saying, but Alice spat out the tea in her mouth.]

[“Please tell me a joke.” You looked at Alice, who was spitting tea, in confusion, not understanding why she reacted so strongly.]

[“One day, a Liyue doctor was treating a little girl. Suddenly, the little girl asked him a question, “Doctor, how old are you this year?”]

[“Fifty-five years old,” the doctor answered honestly.]

[Hearing this, the little girl burst out laughing, "Wow! You are fifty years older than me."]

[“Faced with the little girl’s extremely rude words, the doctor showed no sign of being angry. Instead, he touched the little girl’s hair affectionately, then nodded and smiled, saying: That’s right, but you will die before me.”]

[“Fuck, what a joke from hell!” Alice covered her mouth and managed to suppress her laughter. There is no Buddha in Teyvat, so the merits will be reduced if you reduce them.]

[Your forehead is bulging with veins, and you resist the urge to throw the AI ​​away as you perform one last check. "Please give a three-minute speech."]

[“You gave me this question. Does it mean that you are now a war casualty of the war that destroyed Kanreya? You are ‘really’ dead.”]

[“What kind of artificial intelligence is this!” You glared at Alice beside you. ]

[“I don’t know either. You made this.” Alice waved her hands frantically, saying that you should not let me take the blame for your own mistakes.]

[131 years old: After a lot of experiments, you came to the conclusion that the reason why the artificial intelligence became like this was because the large amount of negative emotions in the earth vein energy caused the artificial intelligence to produce some kind of BIG. After programming the artificial intelligence, you installed a device that can filter the earth vein energy to solve the problem.]

[132 years old: After another year of training, the artificial intelligence is finally adjusted. You put the artificial intelligence into the body designed specifically for it. Soon after, the body is slowly started.]

[“Hello, Albedo.” You greeted him. You gave the invention you were most satisfied with the same name as your apprentice. Perhaps it was to commemorate your rebellious apprentice, or perhaps it was also a blessing for the new Albedo. After all, your apprentice’s alchemy talent was really high. Naming it after him showed how much you expected of the Albedo you created.]

[“Hello, Master.” Albedo also nodded in response. ]

[“From today on, you will be my alchemy assistant and the nanny of this family, understand?” You said with some pride, and you liked this alchemy doll you made. ]

[“Yes, Master.” Albedo replied immediately after hearing this. ]

[133 years old: Albedo's appearance has brought great convenience to your lives. For one thing, you two have been completely liberated from the abyss of housework. After living together for a while, Albedo also developed a strong interest in alchemy. When helping you and Alice with alchemy research, he also absorbed moisture like a sponge.]

[134 years old: Facing Albedo's enthusiasm for alchemy, you and Alice both showed great enthusiasm. You have lived together for so long without any offspring, but the appearance of Albedo made up for this. Although he is nominally just an alchemy assistant, in some ways, you and Alice also took turns to help him, wishing to teach him all your alchemy knowledge, as if you were treating him as your own child.]

[Albedo lived up to everyone's expectations. He made great progress almost every day under your and Alice's guidance. Although his level was still not up to par in your and Alice's eyes, compared to ordinary people, his improvement speed was like a rocket.]

[135 years old: This year, you plan to travel around the continent with Albedo, the main purpose is to observe how much Albedo has grown. ]

[You didn't plan to take Alice with you. Alice was too powerful. If you took her with you, it would not be able to train Albedo. On the night before you left, Alice coaxed you into her room and then did some things like gently rubbing and picking at you, like a young lotus just beginning to show its tip.]

[Under Alice's attack, you quickly gave in, leaning into Alice's arms and glaring at her seductively.]

[“You made me like this, do you want me to postpone my departure?” You said dissatisfiedly. Actually, you know why Alice’s attack tonight is so fierce. Isn’t it because she is afraid that you will forget her? We are old wives. You can guess what Alice is thinking as long as you look into her eyes. ]

[Besides not wanting to leave you, Alice is also worried about another thing...]

[“Albedo is just a genderless alchemy doll. You are not jealous of him, are you?”]

[Yes, Alice is jealous. She hopes that she can travel with you instead of Albedo, the alchemy doll. Alice is also worried that you will fall in love with Albedo during the journey... You specifically emphasized Albedo's "genderless" identity in order to dispel her concerns.]

[“Why would I be jealous of him?” Alice first refuted stubbornly, and then continued: “If Albedo was a man, I would feel relieved. You, a lesbian, would definitely not let a man touch your body. But I am worried because Albedo has no gender. Does anyone know if genderless is on your hunting list?”]

[“You make it sound like I’m some kind of monster, but I’ve always been the one being bullied for over a hundred years, right?” You complained speechlessly, feeling Alice’s little hands begin to wander around your body dishonestly again, and you sighed invisibly. ]

[It seems that it is far from time to rest tonight. ]

[The next day, you left Mondstadt with Albedo, planning to travel the seven kingdoms starting from the neighboring kingdom of Liyue.]

[It must be said that Albedo is a person who cannot sit still. In the past few years, he has become fascinated with painting besides traveling. According to him, as an artificial life, he has a long memory. Through painting, he wants to preserve the beautiful scenes that flash by in this world for a long time. ]

[You think Albedo must have a lot in common with Inazuma's Thunder God. 】

[140 years old: Following Albedo, you two came to Winterfell in this year. You originally wanted to find your old friends Piero and Dyinbreth, but after asking, you learned that Piero was not in Winterfell at the moment, and Dyinbreth had not returned to Winterfell since the establishment of the Abyss Cult.]

[Speaking of the Abyss Cult, I don't know if Kong wants to hide his strength. You and Albedo have traveled the entire continent, but you haven't encountered a single Abyss Mage. However, you can probably guess that Kong is most likely hiding in the capital of Kanreya. As long as you are willing, you can go find him at any time.]

[As for Dainbraith... never mind. Everyone has their own aspirations.]

[You and Albedo have traveled through most of the seven kingdoms and returned to Mondstadt. You discovered that Alice had left Mondstadt. The note she left behind said that she had suddenly become interested in the Dark Sea of ​​Teyvat and wanted to go there to take a look.]

[When you see this note, your heart tightens. The Dark Sea is an area outside the continent of Teyvat. After the Great War of Demons, some defeated Demons were unwilling to accept the rule of the Seven Gods, so they fled to the Dark Sea and hibernated.]

[Even the Seven Gods don't dare to say that they can escape unscathed from the Dark Sea. Although you believe that Alice won't joke about her life, you are still very worried after seeing this note.]

Chapter 182 Students of Xumi

[Time flies, and another three hundred years have passed. ]

[“Hello, students. Next, I will tell you the basic principles of the synthesis table…” You can’t help but sigh as you look at Albedo’s mature and steady appearance, wearing black-framed glasses and standing on the podium to give a lecture to a group of alchemy apprentices below. ]

[“Albedo has grown to this point without even noticing…”]

[Currently, you, Alice, and Albedo are serving as teachers in Xumi. There is no special reason, just want to experience a new way of life.]

[As the country that most admires wisdom in the world, after the fall of the Kingdom of Kanreya, the Kingdom of Xumi naturally became the gathering place for top talents in the entire continent. However, due to the efforts of the Church Order, the top knowledge and technology of mankind were hidden in the Xumi Library or the Void Terminal, and eventually forgotten and lost in the world.]

[It can be said that the Order of the Holy Office has single-handedly set the development level of the entire continent of Teyvat back by several centuries, which makes you quite depressed.]

[You three came to Xumi five years ago. During these five years, you witnessed a man invent a machine that can convert steam heat into kinetic energy, but it was considered "forbidden knowledge" by the Ministry of Education and was hidden. This made you sigh that such a foolish act could occur in the country that most respects wisdom in the world. This is really ironic.]

[But you were just expressing your feelings for a moment. After that, you went on to do what you were supposed to do. You had no intention of becoming an enemy of the Church Council.]

[When you turned a corner, you met one of your students. She had long green hair and wore a white dress that represented purity. She said to you in a relaxed and cheerful tone: "Teacher Tsumugi, OK, I have a question to ask you, may I ask..."]