Problem Girls Strategy

“Is it so delicious that it makes you cry?”

"My cooking skills are not good enough to make the Sadness Rice. It was Tamaki-san and the others who made up for Shiraishi-san's birthday and officially became friends with her. That's why she was crying."

"Officially become friends?" Kato Megumi didn't quite understand this sentence.

Is there a difference between formal and informal friendships?

Jiang Zao told Kato Megumi what happened between Shiraishi Yuzuki and Tamaki Mari.

Kato Megumi thought of the heroine in the "Adolescence Syndrome" story he told her. She seemed to be an idol as well, and she also had no real friends. The same experience made Kato Megumi sigh: "Being an idol is not that easy."

"Indeed, after having children, it is easy for fanatical fans to find your home and stab you, shouting something like you betrayed your fans and died leaving behind your twin children to track down the murderer."

"Are there really such extreme fans? And why do you say it's as if you've seen it with your own eyes?"

"There are all kinds of birds in the forest. I just heard it from others. You don't need to take it seriously."

"I think Goto-san can be considered an idol, right?"

"The nature of rock band fans is quite different from idol fans. The former go for the performances and songs, while the latter has appearance as a hard requirement. Besides..."

Jiang Zao paused, then continued to cut vegetables, and said in a casual tone: "Do you think I would let that happen?"

Kato Megumi suddenly shuddered, and the temperature in the kitchen dropped several degrees in an instant, and then returned to normal in the blink of an eye. She had never experienced the specific feeling of the word "murderous intent" so directly. Although this momentum was not directed at her, the aftermath was enough to make her feel cold all over.

"They are very happy to be valued by you."

"I am the happiest person to meet them."

"Sorry, let's end this topic. I'm not used to hearing you say such cheesy lines in a serious manner."

Jiang Zao exhaled helplessly. He stopped what he was doing and complained to Kato Hui: "Hui, I am the one who is more embarrassed when you say that."

"I'll pay attention to it later."

"You should talk less and work more. Here, these are the ingredients to be processed. Wash them, peel them, and cut them."

"You command me without hesitation."

"Do you think I can continue to let you destroy my stage?"

Kato Megumi smiled gently and picked up a full basket of ingredients to start processing them.

Samejima Yumiko just walked into the kitchen at this time, and seeing the two people who had already started preparing, she quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, you two, the scientific expedition team has some things to deal with now, the rest of you will come over later."

"Sister Samejima, there's no need to apologize. Come over here and help me with two more dishes."

“Okay.” Samejima Yumiko tied on her apron, rolled up her sleeves and started working in the kitchen. The rest of the people arrived one after another and began to prepare a sumptuous dinner for Christmas today.

At dinner time, the scientific expedition team members gathered together for dinner wearing costumes of Santa Claus, elk, and blue penguin, and they were full of praise for the tempting food on the table.

After enjoying the delicious food, there were various small shows and games... That was originally the plan, but most of the team members were drunk and leaned on the sofa or chairs.

Today is a rare holiday, so they drank as much as they could.

"Really? It's outrageous to drink like this in front of so many high school students." As a person who had to stay sober, Samejima Yumiko didn't drink much, but she also felt a headache when she saw the drunken scene in the hall.

"Haha, it's Christmas after all, it's good for everyone to relax. Sister Samejima, I have something else to do, so I'll leave the rest to you."

"Well, go ahead. The cream cheese baked rice I made today is delicious."

Most of the girls returned to their rooms early because they couldn't stand the smell of alcohol. Jiang Zao went to the kitchen to get out the fermented sweet wine, used his mobile phone to notify the girls who had ended the band, and then went to the Antarctic villa together.

When they got to the villa, Jiang Zao used sweet wine, glutinous rice balls, raisins and osmanthus honey to make a dish of wine-fermented meatballs and served it to them.

The unique aroma of rice mixed with osmanthus drifts in the air along with the rising hot air. The glutinous rice balls floating in the golden honey like pearls are coated with a layer of golden shell, which is very tempting.

Jiang Zao watched them happily eat the fermented rice balls, and then their faces turned red, and he felt something was wrong.

Chapter 201: The Drunken Rage of the Beautiful Girl

They shouldn't get drunk just by drinking, right?

As soon as Jiang Zao had this thought, he was slapped hard in the face by reality.

The four of them burped at the same time like the drunk Hiroi Kikuri and laughed foolishly.

Although she looked very cute, Jiang Zao felt scared.

Because they were like wolves seeing food, their eyes were glowing green and they all turned their gazes to themselves.

The first one to take action was Liang. She rummaged through the pile of snacks on the coffee table and finally chose a box of chocolate bars. She quickly opened the paper box, tore open the silver plastic bag, pulled out a chocolate bar and bit into it.

"This one doesn't taste good, I'll give it to you." Liang held up the chocolate bar she had eaten and wanted to poke it into Jiang Zao's mouth, but there were three Jiang Zao in front of her, and she didn't know which one to put it into: "Strange, why can you split yourself, then I'll eat two more."

"Hey, no, no, no, I'm here, just give me the chocolate bar in your hand." Jiang Zao snatched the chocolate bar from Liang's hand and stuffed it into his mouth: "Look, I've already eaten it."

Liang squinted his eyes and asked confusedly: "Why didn't I see it? No, you have to eat another one."

After saying that, Liang took out the whole bag of chocolate bars and held them in his palm. He opened his mouth wide and left neat bite marks on them. He chewed the snacks in his mouth and said incoherently: "For... Li Ci."

I didn't expect Liang to be like this after getting drunk. How obsessed are you with indirect kissing?

Thinking that the others were drunk and that it should be no problem to cooperate with Liang, Jiang Zao took the handful of chocolate bars handed to him by Liang and ate them. However, Liang was still not satisfied and continued to search through the pile of snacks for food suitable for indirect kissing.

Just as Liang was about to go for the second round, Goto Ichiri stepped out and stopped her.

"Liang, I think I should show you what feeding PLAY is!"

After getting drunk, Goto Ichiri's personality changed drastically. She became extremely bold. She picked up a biscuit and held it with her pink lips. Then she walked in front of Jiang Zao and smashed her mouth at him with the momentum of destroying both herself and the enemy. If she succeeded this time, she would probably smash the biscuit into pieces, and also cause a slight concussion and bleeding on her lips.

"Fuck!"

Jiang Zao screamed and clamped Goto Ichiri's head with both hands, thus preventing the two from colliding and creating sparks in the physical sense.

Goto Ichiri took the biscuit out of his mouth and blinked in confusion: "Jiang Zao, why don't you cooperate with me?"

"Pochi-chan, slow down. That was very dangerous."

"Oh."

Goto Ichiri responded. Since she couldn't walk to Roma, she let Roma come to her. She raised her hand and pressed the back of Jiang Zao's head, and with a little force, she easily completed the kiss, completely forgetting that she was going to demonstrate the feeding PLAY to Liang.

"Wow, Pochi-chan is so bold!"

The exclamations of her companions made Goto Ichiri feel somewhat smug. After the deep kiss, she threw the biscuit into her mouth and pressed Jiang Zao against her chest: "Look, Jiang Zao still likes this."

"Ohhhhh, it's Pochi-chan as expected. People with experience are just different!" Hongxia smiled and praised Goto Ichiri with all her might. Kita Ikuyo glanced at her own barren breasts and shed tears secretly.

Liang tugged at Goto Ichiri's clothes: "Pochi-chan, let me try too."

"Ah? Oh, no problem." Goto Ichiri generously let go of Jiang Zao and gave him to Liang, then he sat back on the sofa to see how much Liang had learned.

Jiang Zao had to admit that he was secretly a little bit happy, really, just a little bit.

However, he still maintained his rationality and did not cooperate with Liang's nonsense. He raised his hand to hold her who was about to learn from Goto Ichiri: "Liang, don't do this."

"Why can Pochi-chan do it but I can't?"

"If I have to say...there are also gaps between people?" Jiang Zao pointed at the chests of the two people, hoping that Liang would realize that there was a huge, insurmountable gap between her and Goto Ichiri.

"Damn it..." After getting drunk, Liang had unexpectedly rich expressions. She lowered her brows and covered her chest, glancing at Goto Ichiri with unwilling eyes, unable to understand why she had developed so well.

It must have been done by someone else!

Hongxia and Kita Ikuyo who were sitting nearby were also hit by this wave of AOE attacks. As members of the Flat-Chested Alliance, they cheered for Liang at the same time.

"Liang, don't give up like that!"

"Senior Liang, quickly use your invincible bass to think of a solution!"

Inspired by them, Liang was ignited and raised his hands to the sky: "Yudai, Hongxia, lend me your energy!"

"Oooo!"

The emotions of the three people produced a subtle resonance. Hongxia and Kita Ikuyo each took one hand and pressed Jiang Zao firmly on the sofa, preventing him from making any resistance.

"Pochi-chan, help, help, where are the people!?" Jiang Zao couldn't really struggle to break free, he was worried about hurting the girls, so he could only pin his hopes on his girlfriend. Unexpectedly, Goto Ichiri had a changed personality, maybe influenced by him, and happily watched the show with a Coke and snacks in his arms.

"Hehe, Jiang Zao, just give in to Liang."

Jiang Zao was too lazy to complain about Hong Xia's words which were full of complaints. Since he had no way to resist and his girlfriend was just watching the show, he could only obey. Anyway, he would not suffer any loss no matter how he looked at it.

Liang picked up a piece of chocolate and put it in her mouth, lowering her head in front of Jiang Zao's confused eyes. The rich taste of chocolate passed through her moist lips and soft tongue tip to her taste buds.

"Tsk tsk tsk..." Hong Xia opened her eyes wide with interest and observed every move of the two people in front of her.

Jiang Zao struggled violently to get free, but his hands were held down by Hong Xia and Kita Ikuyo, with Liang riding on his body and his shoulders also tightly grasped by her. Just as he kept shaking his head to avoid her, Goto Ichiri walked to the sofa and fixed his head.

Pochi-chan, what are you doing! ?

Jiang Zao wailed in his heart, but could only grit his teeth and not let Liang get any further.

In the villa, four beautiful girls pressed a boy on the sofa and forced him to do something he didn't want to do. It was an enviable scene no matter how you looked at it, but only Jiang Zao knew that he was walking on a tightrope with a bottomless abyss called the hatchet ending under his feet.

He could only hope it was true that drunk people didn't remember what they did yesterday.

Liang had no choice but to settle for the next best thing. He stuck out his pink little tongue like a cat and licked his face all over, leaving behind a faint scent of wine and grass.

Liang, has he eaten too much grass? His mouth has been pickled...

Jiang Zao could only try to have fun despite the misery (?) and let Liang do whatever he wanted to her.

"Wait, Liang, it's about time you stop!" Hong Xia's voice sounded like heavenly music to Jiang Zao's ears.

"Jiang Zao is my husband. Letting you kiss him twice is already the greatest concession I can make!" There is poison behind this fairy music.

Chapter 202: I dare to call him husband, do you dare?

Jiang Zao racked his brains but couldn't understand why Hong Xia called him husband after getting drunk. He originally thought that she was the only girl left in the band with whom he had a normal relationship.

Now it turns out that she has always called me husband in her heart.

Jiang Zao is now just like an ordinary person walking on the road who is suddenly hit by a lottery ticket that falls from the sky, and then finds out that he has won exactly 100 million. After redeeming the prize and returning home, he sees four beautiful girls from another world wearing different kinds of stockings appear in the bedroom, shouting "Mr. Brave" and wanting to marry him.

The surprise in my heart is far greater than the shock.

Who doesn’t like Archangel Shimokitazawa?

Hong Xia pulled Liang up, dragged Jiang Zao over and held him in her arms: "From now on, you can only kiss him once a week!"

So you let her kiss you, Hongxia, are you too indulgent towards Liang...

"Once a week is too little, five times a week!" Liang tried to bargain with Hongxia.

"Daydreaming, once a week!"

"Then let's each take a step back and do it four times a week."

"You wish, once a week!"

Liang felt as if a piece of flesh had been cut off from his body, and he stretched out three fingers in pain: "Tsk, you are really difficult to deal with, three times a week."

Hong Xia was too lazy to talk to her anymore and raised a finger firmly: "Once a week, or you can forget about it in the future."

"It's not fair. Why should you decide? I'm not kissing you."

Hong Xia snorted coldly and hugged Jiang Zao, who was desperate, tightly: "I dare to call him husband, do you dare?"

Liang immediately raised her hands and gave a French salute. She had no hesitation in kissing, but she was unexpectedly shy at this strange point. She hesitated for a long time and chose to squat in the corner to draw circles.

"I dare!"

After getting drunk, Goto Ichiri never backed down and called Jiang Zao "husband" several times. Hong Xia was in a dilemma at this time. She hugged Jiang Zao and fell into deep thought.

Bochi-chan is Jiang Zao's girlfriend, so naturally I have to come after her when I marry him. It is both morally and logically that she comes before me.

"Okay, then Jiang Zao and I will kiss five times a week, and you can kiss every day."

Hongxia reluctantly pushed Jiang Zao from her arms to Goto Ichiri, but she waved her hand generously and said in a very queen-like manner: "No need, if I kiss you in the morning, you can kiss me in the evening, there is no need to limit the number of times."

"Pochi-chan you are so nice."

"Hongxia..."

"Pochi-chan..."

The two of them held hands with mutual sympathy, leaving Jiang Zao aside. Just when he was about to slip away quietly, Kita Ikuyo hugged him from behind. Her soft body, with the unique fragrance of a young girl, pressed against him like a water snake, and her warm breath containing water vapor hit his earlobes.

"Jiang Zao... why don't you come over and encourage me instead of just looking at Pochi-chan?"

“I worked really hard when I was recording the music video.”

"Kita... didn't you say you'd just stay friends with me for now?"