Problem Girls Strategy

But Jiang Zao would not admit that he was a jerk so easily. He stopped poking the man's hat with a branch and had no intention of helping him up. Instead, he took out a model gun and pointed it at the man's back: "What's your name? Are you a man or a woman? Where are you from? Where do you live? What do you do?"

The girl couldn't help but scolded: "There's something wrong with your brain!"

Chapter 222 Touch the World

"Why, there's a strange magician lying in the middle of nowhere, shouldn't we ask what he does for a living?"

"That... does make some sense." The girl was convinced by Jiang Zao's question and had to confess honestly: "My name is Huihui, I'm from the Crimson Demon Clan, I'm fourteen years old, definitely a girl! I come from the Crimson Demon Village, and I'm a magician by profession."

"Hehe, it's the female magician you were talking about." Pekolim teased Jiang Zao while holding back her laughter.

Jiang Zao put the model gun back into the storage space, and said in a sullen voice, "Do you believe her if she says it's her? What if she's a spy sent by the devil?"

“I say, are you really having problems with your brain? Can’t you tell that I’m a girl? Or do you think I’m not a magician!?” Huihui shouted with great vigor, but it was a pity that she was still lying flat on her face on the ground without moving at all.

"Then explain to me why you are lying on the ground without moving... Wait, Pekolim, Kokoro, step back, be careful, this is a bomb trap disguised as a human!" Jiang Zao vigilantly pulled the two back several steps.

"Have you ever seen a mannequin as lifelike and beautiful as me, asshole!"

Facing Hui Hui's curse, Jiang Zao sneered. Even though he knew that she couldn't see it, he still stretched out his index finger and flicked it twice: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, I have really seen it. Don't jump to conclusions just because you have little experience."

There are so many life-size dolls on the market. As long as you are willing to spend money, it is not impossible to make one that looks almost like a real person.

"Huh? Is this true?" Huihui, who was easily fooled, believed Jiang Zao's words again and was shaken: "Has the current alchemy technology been improved to the point where such a horrible thing can be made?"

Due to the presence of two companions nearby, Jiang Zao did not ask him to touch you to verify your true identity.

"Jiang Zao, why don't you touch her with your hand to confirm her gender?" Pekolin said this with a pure face, and the atmosphere on the cliff froze.

Jiang Zao swallowed hard and asked Pekolim for confirmation: "Is it really possible?"

"Master, this is indeed the most effective and quickest method."

Even Kokoro agrees. Am I dreaming?

“Hey!!!!” Huihui’s voice was about to break from her shouting: “What the hell are you talking about? You actually did this to a girl you just met for the first time. You are the spies sent by the Demon King!”

“Hmm?” Pekolim didn’t understand why Huihui reacted so strongly: “Can’t I let Jiang Zao touch it?”

"Need I say that? That's definitely not allowed! Why don't you let your companions touch you?"

Huihui only hated herself for running over so hastily to cast the explosion magic today, and not putting up a warning sign at the entrance of the cliff to prevent anyone from coming up like she did in the past. Now, due to her carelessness, she ran into a gang of perverts.

Is my purity going to be lost on this muddy cliff?

Faced with despair, Huihui still refused to give up and tried her best to move her body away from this dangerous place.

"I can let Jiang Zao touch me." Pekolim raised her snow-white neck towards Jiang Zao without hesitation: "Jiang Zao, you touch me first."

"This... isn't good?" Jiang Zao looked at the pair of trembling white puddings and wanted to raise his hands several times but held back.

"Why not? It's just touching the neck to confirm the Adam's apple."

“Adam’s apple!?” Huihui screamed on the ground.

"Yeah, don't girls have Adam's apples? You can tell the gender just by touching it, right?"

"..." Huihui, knowing that she had misunderstood, blushed and felt her face burning.

Fortunately, I was lying on the ground and they couldn’t see my expression.

Jiang Zao, who had the same wrong idea, coughed, turned his head and said shamelessly: "No need for that, Pekolim. No one will question that you are a girl. After all, you have a great figure."

"Ah... thank you, thank you for the compliment..." Pekolim obviously recalled her first meeting with Jiang Zao, and lowered her head in shame, staring at her toes.

"Master, let's check the gender of this magician first." Kokoro didn't care about the topic of body shape. It could be said that the women of the elves had long since let it go.

Let her be a Lolita forever, everyone in the Fairy Forest is of the same level anyway.

"makes sense."

In order to break the awkward atmosphere, Jiang Zao quickly walked to Huihui, reached into the large magic hat, touched her neck, and immediately withdrew his hand.

This guy is quite a gentleman...

Huihui, who was originally thinking that if Jiang Zao dared to touch her, she would give him a blow, she didn't expect that his behavior was unusually serious.

"It's true that she doesn't have an Adam's apple, but some boys' Adam's apples are also not obvious." Jiang Zao still didn't want to admit that he was a fake, so he made up an excuse: "Besides, she was lying on the ground and you couldn't tell her chest and back, so the chances of her being a boy were even higher."

Jiang Zao's words successfully touched the red line in Huihui's heart.

Huihui, who was originally unable to move due to lack of magic power, now had an outburst of resentment towards the huge breasts in her body. She jumped up from the ground, grabbed Jiang Zao's collar, and her teeth were grinding.

"You damn bastard, what right do you have to say that my body is like a flat plate? Are big breasts so good? Are big breasts so good? Huh?"

"They are just two useless lumps of fat. What's so good about them? You guys are just looking at them with obscene eyes. Do you know that flat breasts are a scarce resource?"

Hui Hui grabbed Jiang Zao and shook him hysterically. She was so angry that she grabbed Jiang Zao's hand and pressed it against her chest, which was still rising and falling: "Come and touch it! I don't believe that you dare to say I am a man after touching me!"

Seeing her appearance, Jiang Zao sighed in his heart.

This is definitely a beautiful girl. I will never do that again next time.

Jiang Zao turned his wrist and held Hui Hui's arm with his backhand, and extended a sincere invitation to the girl whose dusty face could not hide her sparkling red eyes: "My beautiful lady, would you like to..."

"Even if you are handsome and look like my type, don't even think about getting me to marry you!"

"Join us to form a guild."

"..."

The atmosphere fell into silence again.

Hui Huisheng wanted to pull her hand out of Jiang Zao's palm with no hope: "Just let me die..."

"Don't be so impulsive. Everything can be discussed." Jiang Zao smiled warmly and played the voice clip recorded on his personal terminal.

"Even if you are handsome and look like my type, don't even think about getting me to marry you!"

Jiang Zao originally wanted to rely on the recording to negotiate with Huihui, but once the recording was played, she fainted due to lack of magic power.

"Well, this magician lady fainted, and I took her back out of kindness. In order to repay my kindness, she chose to establish a guild with us, which is very reasonable." Jiang Zao carried Huihui on his shoulders and showed a satisfied smile like a hunter who returned with a full load.

Chapter 1: War Trophies +

After witnessing Jiang Zao's series of outrageous actions, Pekolim and Kokoro both complained in their hearts.

It might be a good thing for Jiang Zao (the master) to give up his identity as a hero.

"Hey, I'm so happy when something good happens. I didn't expect that we would gather enough people to form a guild so quickly. Now we don't need anyone else to join."

"But Master, it seems that Miss Huihui has not agreed to join us yet."

Jiang Zao sneered, "With this recording, she can't run away. She will definitely be obedient."

"Wow... You look more like a Demon King Army cadre now."

"I have read a lot of comics and read novels, so it's easy for me to imitate them." Jiang Zao excitedly told the two what the villains in the comics would do.

I'm saying that what you did was inappropriate.

Pekolim opened her mouth but didn't say what was in her heart. Although Jiang Zao's current behavior was very erratic and completely lacked the thoughtfulness and gentleness she had when they first met, Pekolim still decided to believe Jiang Zao. She must have a reason for doing so.

What will the little black cat do when it hears what I say?

As long as they have some purpose towards him or towards Pekorim and Kokoro, staying with them under the pretext of joining the guild is the best way now, and people won't even suspect their motives.

If that animal-eared girl really thinks so, I wonder what method she will use to meet us after eavesdropping for so long.

Jiang Zao has not forgotten the purpose of his coming to this world. Without any way to obtain specific information about [What is heading towards death], he can only pay special attention to any strange places. The animal-eared girl who is monitoring them is the person he needs to pay the most attention to now.

As a virus program, it is impossible for [What Towards Death] to perfectly disguise itself even if it assimilates with the native creatures of the world, so the girl with animal ears may be a spy arranged by the host after he assimilated.

But Jiang Zao couldn't figure out why he could find him so accurately.

Since you can find your landing position, why don’t you just sneak attack me when I’m at my weakest?

Or...the target of surveillance of that beast-eared girl is not me, but Pekolim?

Jiang Zao glanced at Pekolim who was eating again and felt that this statement was more likely. Most people would not travel around wearing three powerful equipment with a move called "Princess Raid".

But she deliberately concealed it, and Jiang Zao did not intend to dig into it. His relationship with Pekolim was not good enough to allow him to ask about such things casually. Learning to keep a certain distance from people is also a way to improve relationships.

After temporarily ruling out the suspicion of the beast-eared girl, Jiang Zao decided to put aside the idea of ​​finding out the final BOSS, [What is Towards Death].

Even if you have a great start, don't show your cards to your opponent, even if you have bombs and straights in your hand.

Jiang Zao has always done things this way. Even when playing RPG games, he would get all the divine equipment and then go find the demon king for a righteous beating.

Rather than exciting one-on-one duels, he prefers playing fighting games with Gabriel.

As soon as the group walked out of the woods, an orc appeared on the green wave-like plain, shouting for help. Jiang Zao raised his mouth slightly and whispered, "He's here as expected."

“Ahhhhh! Adventurer over there, save me!”

Seeing others being attacked by monsters, Pekolim drew her sword and stepped forward without saying a word. Kokoro cast an acceleration magic on her, then she held the spear tightly and stood guard beside Jiang Zao.

Jiang Zao noticed that the cute little black cat's expression changed significantly when she saw Pekolim rushing towards her, and she became more certain that she was coming for Pekolim.

Facing a pack of sharp-toothed blue wolves commonly seen on the grasslands, Pekolim directly unleashed her ultimate move.

"Princess raid!"

Compared to Jiang Zao's attack method which was so fast that it seemed to be able to cut through space, Pekolim's [Princess Assault] was more like launching herself like a light cannon.

The beam of light rushed into the center of the wolf pack and exploded. Pekolim stood in the center of the explosion with a sword in her hand, and made a "Yeah" gesture to the smiling Jiang Zao, intact.

Normally, there was no need to use a big move against a monster of this level, but Pekolim saw that the orc magician was about to be knocked down by the monster, and she was craving for roasted wild boar meat, so she came up with this idea.

The aftermath of the explosion blew a sharp-toothed blue wolf away and smashed it onto the beast-eared magician, successfully knocking her unconscious with the impact force. Noticing this, Pekolim stuck out her tongue at Jiang Zao and Kokoro who came over and said, "Hey, it seems like we messed up."

Jiang Zao moved the sharp-toothed blue wolf that was pressing on the beast-eared magician away and carried the new "trophy" on his shoulders.

+1 for new magicians joining the team.

"Since you screwed up, I won't give you barbecue this time. We'll talk about it when we get back."

Pekolim's plan failed and she groaned in sync with her stomach: "Jiang Zao, you can't be so cruel!"

"Well, it's almost time for dinner anyway, let's find a suitable place to set up camp temporarily." Jiang Zao made a helpless compromise.

"I knew you wouldn't let me go hungry!" Pekolim, who had fallen behind, caught up with them with a smile, humming a song she had made up: "Eat the grilled meat with big mouthfuls~Sprinkle it with spice powder~La la la la la~"

Jiang Zao and Kokoro listened to her appetizing lyrics and couldn't help looking at each other, and finally laughed.

"How about the song I sang?"

"Very much like you."

“It would be even better if you could add fruit.”

"Fruit, that's a good idea indeed. How about... I come up with another lyric about fruit!"

......

"That scumbag!" This was the first sentence out of Huihui's mouth when she woke up from her coma. She never thought that the man would be so despicable as to use magic props to record her dark history and even play it in front of her provocatively.

"What happened to that scumbag? Tell me in detail!" The people around her seemed to want to know what she had been through.

"You actually challenged me openly and recorded my slip of the tongue with a magic tool. This is a heinous crime."

"Oh?" The other person seemed more interested, and his voice was a little eager: "What's your slip of the tongue?"

"Humph, a slip of the tongue is just a slip of the tongue. There's no need to worry about the details."

Jiang Zao sat next to Huihui like a good friend, called up the recording on his personal terminal and played the recording again.

"Even if you are handsome and look like my type, don't even think about getting me to marry you!"

"Is it this part?"

Huihui looked at the handsome boy next to her, who had a very bad personality and a mouth that was almost grinning to his ears, and her rationality was instantly burned away by the raging anger.

"I'm going to kill you, you scumbag and black-hearted man!" Huihui roared and pounced on Jiang Zao.

Chapter 224: Gusha Magician and Zhenxiang