Problem Girls Strategy

"Red Devil Village?"

“No, no, no, the guild hut.” Huihui extended her right hand, palm up, to Jiang Zao who was full of expectation, and smiled with a money-filled smile on her face: “One million Eris, thank you for your patronage.”

"You want one million eris from me for a copy of ancient magic? Why don't you just go and rob it?"

"You can't find ancient magic outside, do you want it?"

"What type of ancient magic is that?"

"Attack type."

"Can't it be cheaper?"

Huihui kept smiling and didn't say anything. The smell of money on her white and tender palms became even stronger under the sunlight.

"You know, our guild is just starting out. I don't have any money here. I've put it all into the guild's funds."

"Then give me the magic item that preserves my dark history."

"No, I'd better go ask Kokoro and see if she has any ancient magic."

Hui Hui was so angry that she punched Jiang Zao: "You would rather not learn magic than keep my dark history. Do I have a grudge against you?"

Jiang Zao let her soft fist tickle him and grinned: "Don't you think it's a wonderful thing to hold someone's handle in your hand?"

"You are such a bad bastard, you will go to hell after you die!"

"Hahaha," Jiang Zao laughed up to the sky, "I have people in hell, so I'm not afraid at all."

"A-choo!" Satania, who was doing her homework with a sad face in the main world, and Vinate, who was supervising her, sneezed at the same time.

Chapter 238: Oil-producing Rabbits

"Is this true?" Huihui's eyes were as big as bells. She felt that it was possible for anything strange to happen to Jiang Zao.

"It's not the hell of your world, it's the hell of my world."

"Does your world also have hell?"

“There’s both hell and heaven.”

"Heaven? What is that place?" Huihui had never heard of such a place before, but she had heard a lot about hell. After all, there were many magic spells that summoned demons.

"You understand it as the place where the race that is opposed to the devil lives." Jiang Zao originally wanted to ask Huihui why there is no heaven in this world, but when he thought about it carefully, there are so many gods believed in by the indigenous people of the world, such as Eris, the goddess of luck, Aqua, the goddess of water, Lilith, the goddess of witches, etc. How could there be a single god dominating the world? So he didn't ask any more questions.

"That's it."

"That's enough chit-chat. I'll talk about your ancient magic when I have money. I still have five expedition commissions left, so we have to hurry."

“Okay.” Huihui was not worried that she would not be able to sell this ancient magic which was worthless in her hands. Jiang Zao would be willing to buy it sooner or later. When she thought about how much money she could make in the future, her enthusiasm for participating in the mission was aroused: “How about letting me use Explosion Magic to solve the mission of defeating the Sharp-toothed Blue Wolf Pack? It saves time and effort.”

"Are you stupid?" Jiang Zao rolled his eyes at her. "You've become a useless magician after only the second mission. What about the subsequent commissions? Even I can't guarantee your safety 100%."

"Okay, then the last commission must let me cast explosion magic!"

Jiang Zao paused while flipping through the letter of commission and looked at Hui Hui thoughtfully: "Are you thinking that you don't have to participate in that troublesome lost item commission after you cast the explosion magic?"

Huihui was shocked. She didn't expect Jiang Zao to see through her little thoughts.

It was impossible to admit it. She faked a smile and took a commission from Jiang Zao's hand to try to change the subject: "You think too much, let's go and do the commission. I think this one is good, um, not bad."

"Lightning rabbits? I wouldn't mind defeating them first."

"Okay, okay, then let's set off quickly." Huihui stuffed the power of attorney back into Jiang Zao's hand, and without caring whether the direction she was going was right, she pulled him along and left.

Okay, let's divert Jiang Zao's attention slowly. As long as I make him forget about this matter, I can avoid the commission to find the lost item.

Huihui used to do these kinds of hidden object commissions when she was adventuring alone. Although they were not difficult, they were time-consuming, laborious and troublesome. Once, in order to find someone else's pet dog, she even found it in a monster's lair. The pet dog was having a lot of fun playing with its distant cousin, the Sharp-toothed Blue Wolf.

I thought that by joining the Gourmet Palace I would no longer have to take on such torturous commissions, but I didn't expect Pekolim to accept a lost item commission. Just hearing the name made every strand of Huihui's hair resist this task.

Jiang Zao let Huihui pull him along and took out a monster encyclopedia to look at the information about the Lightning Rabbit.

This kind of rabbit is named "Lightning Rabbit" because it is as fast as lightning, but the reason they can run so fast is their rocket-like tail. They are the same size as ordinary rabbits, and because high-speed movement consumes a lot of energy, they basically spend their time foraging and eating except for sleeping.

A lightning rabbit nest appeared in the suburbs not far from the royal city. The lightning rabbits that emerged from it destroyed the crops in some small villages one after another, so the Adventurer's Guild issued a request to suppress it.

"The meat is firm, the same as ordinary wild rabbits, but has a strong pungent smell. When heated on fire, it will drip out thick black fat. Remember not to attack with fire elemental magic, otherwise it will cause the lightning rabbit to explode."

"Black thick grease, pungent smell... Could this rabbit be producing oil?" Jiang Zao finished reading the information of the Lightning Rabbit, closed the Monster Encyclopedia and put it into the storage space. Creatures from other worlds can always open people's eyes. He carried Huihui on his back and continued on his way amid her exclamations: "We should quickly defeat monsters that cannot be eaten and leave."

After climbing over a small hill on the plain, Jiang Zao and Hui Hui saw about twenty rabbits with tails trailing behind them. They were holding different fruits and vegetables in their mouths and carrying them to the rabbit hive. It seemed that they had returned with full loads from the nearby village.

Hui Hui and Jiang Zao were lying on the top of the hill together, monitoring the rabbit hole. She was very confused: "Jiang Zao, why don't you just go up and defeat them like before?"

"The lightning rabbits are too fast. Even I can't kill them all in a short time. I have to think of other ways."

"You actually use your brain? When I heard Pekorim talk about hunting wild boars in the deep forest, you rushed in without saying a word."

"I really don't know what impression you have of me after listening to Pekorim's story." Jiang Zao never considered himself a reckless man. "The wild boars are so big and they live in groups. It is definitely unrealistic for us to defeat them one by one since we didn't have a team of regular magicians at the time. What's more, I am confident that I can deal with them. Why not choose the most direct method?"

"Just like now, the lightning rabbits are so fast, killing them one by one is definitely inefficient and you may not be able to defeat them all. Your magic makes too much noise, so they will have disappeared by the time you finish casting it. You must choose other ways to defeat them."

"Then do you have any good ideas?"

"Wait."

"wait?"

Jiang Zao pointed at the lightning rabbits that slowed down when they reached the cave entrance and carefully transported food back and forth: "Wait until they carry all the food back to the cave, then it will be my chance to take action."

"It won't be long. We still have other commissions."

“Do you spend a long time shopping for groceries when you are hungry and need to eat?”

"That's right." Huihui felt that Jiang Zao's words made sense. She put down the magic wand in her hand, turned over and lay down, stretching comfortably: "Then you continue to monitor, I'll sleep for a while."

"Row."

The waiting time was not long. When the lightning rabbits had carried all the food back to the nest and the last one was about to enter the cave, Jiang Zao rushed down the hill like a cheetah. The wind element lingered around him, making him look like he was flying close to the ground.

When he was only about ten meters away from the rabbit nest, Jiang Zao activated the time stop and walked to the rabbit nest in the static space. Fire flashed in the palm of his hand, and a flame column like a fire snake rushed into the hole. Jiang Zao released several more flame columns, and then gathered the earth element to seal the entrance of the rabbit nest.

His plan was to use the Lightning Rabbit's property of exploding when attacked by fire elements to capture them all in one fell swoop.

Chapter 239: Chelu Cave

"boom!"

A muffled sound from the ground was accompanied by an impact force that threw Huihui into the sky. Feeling weightless, she opened her red eyes in confusion, and then found that she was three or four meters above the ground and was still falling.

"Ahhhhhh!!!!!!"

A terrified scream pierced Jiang Zao's ears. He had just awkwardly dodged the stones flying everywhere due to the explosion of the Lightning Rabbit's Nest. He turned around to look at the top of the hill where Hui Hui was sleeping while fishing, and saw her falling in mid-air with her hands and feet dancing. He quickly drove over to save her in his time stop mode.

"Ahhhh!!!"

“Hey, Huihui, stop yelling.”

"Ahhh!!"

"Stop barking!"

"what!!"

Seeing that this middle school magician was completely unaware that he was safe and was still screaming, Jiang Zao had to raise his voice: "If you scream again, I will shove the [True Crimson Flame Staff] into your Cheru Hole!"

Hui Hui came back to her senses after hearing Jiang Zao's voice. She opened her tightly closed eyes and asked in confusion, "What is Chelu Cave?"

"I don't know why I said this word." Jiang Zao had no memory of these three words at all.

Could it be that "Chelu Cave" is related to this world?

"I don't believe it. It must mean something dirty, so you can't say it out loud."

"Forget it if you don't believe me. The commission of Lightning Rabbit is completed. Let's go to the next place."

Jiang Zao put Hui Hui down from his arms, but she quickly ran back to the top of the hill to look at the Lightning Rabbit's nest, exclaiming, "Wow, it actually blew up such a big hole, what did you do?"

"You also know that lightning rabbits will explode when attacked by fire, so I thought of suffocating them in the cave and using this characteristic to kill them all at once." Jiang Zao walked up to her and looked at the plain where a dark hole more than ten meters deep was blown out. He shrugged helplessly and said, "Who knew that this nest of lightning rabbits seemed to be more than the number we saw outside? The result is what you see."

“It feels like the marks left by explosion magic.” Megumin’s eyes sparkled when she said this for some reason.

"You probably don't want to raise a lightning rabbit in the guild, do you?" Jiang Zao was really afraid that she would think that lightning rabbit was also a branch of explosion magic, and then try every means to raise one.

Huihui shook her head and stretched out her right hand to wipe the corner of her mouth where no saliva was oozing out. The light in her red eyes became brighter and brighter. “I just think that if I use Explosion Magic to kill the Lightning Rabbit, the shape of the explosion will be more beautiful.”

"As expected of you." Jiang Zao felt that Huihui and Deidara, who shouted "Explosion is art", should have a lot in common.

"Which commission should we take on next?" Huihui came close to Jiang Zao and looked at the three remaining tasks in his hand: "Why not choose the Sharp-Tooth Blue Wolf Pack?"

"Okay, come on up."

Seeing Jiang Zao bending his waist and legs, Hui Hui jumped onto his back very skillfully, shaking her legs and pointing her right hand forward: "Jiang Zao, charge!"

"I'm not your mount." Jiang Zao held Huihui's thigh with his ten fingers and grabbed it slightly as a warning.

"You, you actually touched me!"

"Please, I want to carry you on my back, how can I do that without holding your legs?"

"You clearly grabbed it hard just now."

"That's a warning for you not to use me as a mount."

"You're lying. You're clearly taking the opportunity to touch me." Hui Hui was about to say that Jiang Zao was being a hooligan, but she suddenly remembered something and smiled knowingly, "Ahaha, I see. You must have been unable to suppress your dirty thoughts because you were hugging a beautiful girl like me, right?"

"I admit that you are beautiful, but you are not beautiful enough to make me do such a dirty thing."

Huihui was overwhelmed by Jiang Zao's straightforward words. This was different from what she had imagined. Wouldn't boys vehemently deny such things when they encountered them?

"Even if you flatter me now, it's useless. I will definitely tell Pekolim and the others about this matter when I meet them later."

"Why should I flatter you? Are you bored?" Jiang Zao sneered disdainfully. In Huihui's eyes, his action was a naked provocation.

You took it seriously when I said you were beautiful. How stupid!

This is how Hui Hui understood what Jiang Zao said. She immediately flew into a rage and pinched Jiang Zao's cheeks with both hands and pulled them apart: "You actually said I'm stupid!"

"I didn't say you were stupid. Stop being unreasonable, okay? If you keep doing this, I'll let go and make you fall."

"Let go if you want. I'm not afraid of you!" Huihui clamped Jiang Zao's waist tightly with her legs and continued to pull hard on his resilient cheeks.

Jiang Zao's cheeks bulged and deflated, causing Huihui to loosen her grip on his face. Then she turned her head and tried to calm her down with a serious look. Huihui's fingers felt empty and she lost control of Jiang Zao's cheeks. She hurriedly put her hands close to his face, but Jiang Zao turned his head to speak, and three fingers of her right hand poked straight into his mouth.

The two looked at each other, stunned where they were. Huihui didn't know what to do. Her fingertips touched Jiang Zao's big tongue, and she subconsciously pinched it with her index finger and thumb and pinched it twice.

“???” The question mark above Jiang Zao’s head was almost drowning him.

What does she mean? It's bad enough that she stuck her hand into my mouth and didn't take it out, but she even pinched my tongue twice. My wife Goto Ichiri never did that. How dare you!

After Huihui pinched her tongue, her brain regained its IQ and she pulled back her fingers as if she had been electrocuted. She was about to say sorry when she saw crystal clear saliva on her fingers.

There's saliva on my hands...what should I do? I have to find a way to wipe them clean.

Her mind twitched, and she slowly reached out her hand and wiped her hands with Jiang Zao's face under his death gaze.

"I see, you are deliberately provoking me to provoke revenge, right, you masochist!"

"I, I'm not a masochist!" Huihui jumped off Jiang Zao's back nimbly and ran away. Her fingertips seemed to have been soaked in chili water, and the constant heat was transmitted from there to her cheeks.

I'm done for. I actually reached out and pinched the boy's tongue. The book says that pregnancy can only occur when a man and a woman kiss. It shouldn't be a problem if I just pinched his tongue, right?

Huihui's physiological knowledge seemed to be a bit strange and her brain was in a mess. She didn't notice Jiang Zao standing in front of her with her magic wand. It was not until the two of them bumped into each other that Huihui realized that she had fallen into a trap.

"You can kill me or chop me up as you like, but don't kiss me on the mouth. That's perverted behavior, and I don't want to get pregnant unexpectedly!"

Huihui's words were so powerful that Jiang Zao almost had cerebellar atrophy, and he felt very upset for a moment.

Is the physiological education in the other world so outrageous? No, I should be suspicious of Huihui's brain. How can she seem to know everything and yet seem to know nothing?

"Forget it... I won't bother with these trivial matters. Hurry up and do the commission, otherwise you won't be able to eat when you return this time."

Hui Hui nodded like a chick pecking at rice: "Okay, okay, let's go quickly."

Chapter 240 Small Gift

The last two subjugation missions were quickly completed by Jiang Zao using time stop and elemental weapons. The commission left for Huihui was not a pack of sharp-toothed blue wolves, but a group of stone giant demons with extremely high physical resistance. They were slow in movement and not sensitive enough to changes in the surrounding environment, making them ideal targets for explosive magic.