Problem Girls Strategy

"Hey, big brother, you got us all covered in mud, and you want to leave like this?"

"Hmm? Then shall I rinse you again with water?"

"Don't bother with your broken water. If you bring more water, our roots will be soaked and rotten!" Qingcao cursed, "Just now you stepped on my third uncle's second brother-in-law's mistress to death. Let's settle this account first!"

"What's there to calculate? Why don't you just say it ran to my feet?"

The grass suddenly became angry and twisted its body wildly: "Why, the life of grass is not a life?"

"I don't want to bother with you, come on if you want."

Jiang Zao threw out a ball of water to wash away the mud on the ground, ignored the whispers of the surrounding trees, and walked into the capsule house.

Huihui came towards them, her cheeks flushed, and she looked like she was drunk.

"Jiang Zao, what did you do when you went out?"

"I went out to give [Elemental Armor] a bath and talked to the grass on the ground for a while."

"You don't have anything else to do now, right?"

"no, what happened?"

Huihui threw off her slippers, stood on tiptoe and opened her arms to him: “Let me ride on your shoulders, and I will be the head!”

"But! I refuse!"

"Hey~ Why? I took off my slippers on purpose." She lifted her right foot to show him her feet.

Jiang Zao's face became tough and angular: "I, Jiang Zao! I just like to say NO to those self-righteous guys!"

"Then I'll put my slippers back on."

"Wait!" He covered his right eye and asked solemnly: "If you let me hold your foot, I can consider it!"

Ten toes trembled twice like waves, and Huihui reluctantly nodded and agreed: "Then you squat down, and you are only allowed to touch my feet!"

"Of course. If I touch anywhere else, you can crush me with your thighs."

Just like that, Jiang Zao walked into the living room holding a soft two-color ice cream in her hand. Pekolin was still pestering Kael to touch her cat ears, but unfortunately the other party's defense was impeccable and she had no chance to touch them at all.

Humph, I am far ahead of you in this area, Pekolim. As for why, it’s because I have already touched the tail sister!

Jiang Zao, like a triumphant general, swaggered around the living room with his "trophies" in hand, until he noticed a burning gaze, then he stopped patrolling and looked towards the source.

It turned out that it was Kokoro who was sitting on the sofa and staring at him.

"Kokoro, do you also want to merge into a head?"

Kokoro nodded first, then shook her head: "I...I actually want the master to form the head."

After thinking about the scene of himself riding on the shoulders of the little guide, which was too beautiful and too cruel, Jiang Zao shook his head like a rattle: "This won't do. You should form the head."

After saying that, he mercilessly threw away the two-color ice cream in his hand and used his Stand to take Huihui off his shoulders.

Jiang Zao! Why do you want to dissolve our union?

Facing the questioning looks from his former comrades, Jiang Zao smiled coldly.

I'm tired of your ice cream. The ice cream radar tells me that she is a stronger candidate for a fusion!

Wha...what!?

Huihui bulged her eyes and looked at Kokoro's feet. They were the perfect feet she had expected. The insteps of her feet were flawless white, like finely carved white jade. Her pearly white toes were slightly curled up, and her toes were slightly brought inward and together, revealing the pink soles of her feet without a single wrinkle.

But...damn it, her feet are actually above me!

"Hui...Huihui!? Why are you suddenly kneeling on the ground crying?" Kokoro put on her slippers, walked to her side, and patted her back gently.

“I, I lost to you!” Huihui shouted at her with tears in her eyes and ran back to her bedroom.

"Don't worry about her. She just hasn't recovered from the blow. Let's get together quickly!" Jiang Zao let Kokoro ride on his shoulders without saying a word, and then took off her extra slippers.

Holding the new ice cream, he was like a robot equipped with a powerful energy source, his eyes sparkling: "Ohhhh! I feel the power surging out of my body!"

Pekolim was attracted by the shouting, and she walked over with Kailu: "What are you guys doing? Take me with you."

"Hehe, I'm sorry, but Kokoro is the most suitable pilot for me right now!"

Jiang Zao rejected them coldly with a stern face.

The key element of the head is the jade feet, and your big pudding doesn't give you any advantage at all!

If Kaelken lets me touch her cat ears, she might consider letting me ride her.

Just as he was thinking about the conditions, Pekolin gave Kael a look, and the two of them came to Jiang Zao's left and right. Pekolin lifted him up and then put him on their shoulders.

In order to maintain a uniform height, Kael even used the floating technique to help herself.

"Hey, hey! It's against the rules if you force yourself to merge like this!" Jiang Zao protested loudly while keeping his balance, but unfortunately the two ignored him.

Chapter 277: Sap is the Strongest Interruption Skill

The noise of several people startled Huihui. She ran out of the bedroom and saw Jiang Zao being forcibly combined. A sense of justice immediately filled her chest.

"Stop it! What are you doing to my precious companion!?"

"Hui Hui!" Seeing that the companion who was abandoned by him actually came to save him regardless of the past, Jiang Zao shed tears of emotion: "As expected, you are still the good companion who is worthy of my trust!"

Megumin rushed to Pekorim and Kael with a serious expression and blocked their way, while the other party also showed a solemn expression in the face of her aggressive appearance.

"You alone can't snatch Jiang Zao from us, so just accept your fate, Huihui!"

She revealed a determined look, pulled off her cloak, and squeezed between the two of them under their vigilant gazes: "Kailu, cast a levitation spell on me too."

"What!?" Jiang Zao never expected Hui Hui to betray him, and cried out in despair: "I've been very kind to you, why did you join them!"

"Why? Hehehe...Before, you gave me a massage when I was sore all over, complained about my breasts all the time, and even wore [Elemental Armor] to seduce me. You were so! Good! To me!!!"

All the old and new hatreds came to her mind at once. In the floating state, Huihui raised her hand and clasped his inner thigh. The sense of satisfaction from revenge spread throughout her body. She grinned and laughed: “Savor this humiliation, hahahaha!!!”

"No!!!!!"

Jiang Zao, feeling hopeless, was carried around the house like a parade to be shown to the public. Only the delicate feet of Kokoro in his palm could bring him a little comfort.

After walking around the house a few more times, the three of them felt bored, so they put him down and left contentedly.

Kokoro comforted Jiang Zao, who was lying on the sofa with a pale body. His clothes were disheveled and his eyes were lifeless, as if someone had just done something indescribable and very infuriating to him.

"Cocoro..."

"Master, I'm here."

"Have they...have they all left?"

"Yes, Huihui went back to the bedroom, and Pekolim continued to pester Kailu to pinch her ears. It seems that the two ran out."

"Is that so..." Jiang Zao looked half dead: "Go find Pekorim and the others. I'll rest here for a while."

"Ok."

Kokoro's footsteps gradually faded away, and then the door opened and closed. Jiang Zao jumped up from the sofa and showed the same expression as Jonouchi towards the direction of Huihui's bedroom on the second floor: "Now there are only two of us left in the room. Let's see how you run. The Empire will never allow traitors!"

The room was so quiet that even a pin drop could be heard clearly. In order not to alert the enemy, Jiang Zao used the wind element to surround the soles of his shoes to reduce the sound of his footsteps and walked to the bedroom door. He did not hear the sound of the door being locked when he was lying on the sofa, so he was sure that the bedroom door could be opened directly.

"Don't move! Inquisition!"

"Wow!!!"

Huihui was so frightened that she dropped the quill in her hand. She turned her head and yelled at the door: “Are you crazy?”

Jiang Zao said with a straight face: "I just received a tip-off that there is a traitor hiding here. You'd better cooperate with my investigation."

"Traitor, what a traitor! Did you receive false information?"

"What were you writing just now? Is it confidential information of the Empire?"

"No...it's not that kind of thing!" When Huihui saw Jiang Zao approaching, she leaned down on the table to cover the contents on the paper.

"Then why do you want to cover it up? Are you guilty?"

"This is a girl's diary. How can I let anyone read it?"

Jiang Zao sneered and held her shoulders: "Who would write a diary if they were serious? You'd better tell the truth. This will be good for both of us."

“Okay… I’ll show you…” Hui Hui reluctantly moved away, and took the opportunity when he bent down to perform the Two Dragons Playing with the Pearl: “You running dog of the government, take this!”

Jiang Zao held his right hand upright like a knife and stuck it between the two stabbing fingers to block the sneak attack: "I knew you had bad intentions. That notebook might be a prop to trick me into getting closer!"

The sneak attack failed, and Huihui wanted to run away, but she forgot that the other party's hand on her shoulder had never loosened, and when she tried to get up, she was pushed back firmly into the chair.

"You attempted to attack the Inquisition personnel. Even if you are not a traitor, you will die."

Jiang Zao's triumphant voice made her very regretful. She should not have been so eager to reveal her true thoughts. If she could have rescued him from Pekolim and Kael at that time, and then used their trust to backstab him, that would have been perfect.

Unfortunately, there is no medicine for regret in the world. No matter how much Huihui regretted betraying too early, it could not solve the problem of liquidation she faced. She thought that even if she died, she would die with dignity. Her back, which was originally hunched by the pressure, suddenly straightened up: "You can kill me or cut me up as you like. Anyway, your embarrassing appearance has been engraved in my memory!"

"You are quite ambitious... But... This matter is not beyond negotiation." Jiang Zao loosened his left hand in the face of her puzzled gaze, stepped back a few steps, raised his eyebrows and rubbed his index finger and thumb: "If you want to settle this matter, you have to show some sincerity, right?"

"I don't have any money, but I have my life." Huihui lay down on the bed in a "big" position, with an attitude of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water: "I don't have anything valuable, and I have spent all the commission points."

"Are you sure you want to leave your life to me and not consider any other alternatives?"

"Humph, could it be that you have set your sights on something else worthless?"

The bed sank, and Jiang Zao sat on the edge of the bed, his eyes fixed on the pair of slender, straight legs that felt great, and his words were full of meaning: "Did you say before that you wouldn't let me touch you outside?"

The [True Red Flame Staff] and the Magic Hat, who had been silent in the bedroom, also spoke up at this time: "The master did say that."

"Yeah, we all heard it."

"You...you two traitors!" Hui Hui pointed at the two traitors and was so angry that she was shaking all over. She glanced at Jiang Zao and made up her mind: "Touch me! I'll think of it as a massage!"

"Really? I'm welcome then!"

"Just come on!"

"Bang!" After a muffled sound, Jiang Zao fainted on Huihui's legs.

Kokoro stood by the bed with a smile on her face, holding a large wooden stick in her hand: "I just called Pekolim and the others back and found that the master was missing. It turned out that he was in your room."

"Master, let's go back to bed."

She said this with a loving expression, threw the "murder weapon" to the ground, and left carrying Jiang Zao.

Huihui looked at the empty door and was glad that she had escaped.

Kokoro changed her master's pajamas and covered him with a quilt, then she got into the bed herself, leaning against his chest and falling asleep listening to his steady heartbeat.

Chapter 278 You don’t like me, do you?

The next day, everyone in the Food Hall woke up at the same time, and recalling their stupid behavior after eating the fruit yesterday, they all fell into autism.

Especially Jiang Zao, the moment he woke up hugging Kokoro, yesterday's dark history attacked his brain like a violent storm, making him want to stuff a fireball into his head to erase all the memories.

He covered Kokoro's eyes and whispered in her ear: "Let me stay alone in the bedroom for a day."

"Master...Master...I...I yesterday..."

"There's something wrong with the Bubble Frog's fruit. We were all a little abnormal yesterday. Please go out and leave me alone for a while."

After Jiang Zao finished speaking, he used a stand-in to send her outside, then closed the door tightly. He was the only one left in the room. He immediately rolled around on the bed like a caterpillar, opening his mouth and letting out a silent scream.

Look at what he did yesterday, blatantly exposing his XP system in front of the girls!

It's like when you forget to mute your phone in class at school, and then the notification tone rings, "Brother, there's a text message. Come on, don't make me remind you of such trivial things all the time... I'm not caring about you, stupid, stupid!"

All eyes in the classroom are on you, and your friends around you are trying to hold back their laughter just like the King of Strength. The temperature on your face instantly boils, and the heat breaks through the top of your head, making a sharp, piercing sound.

I want to blow the earth up with one punch, or escape from the Milky Way overnight. This is probably the most realistic psychological portrayal at this moment.

"Destroy...the world..." Jiang Zao stared at the ceiling with lifeless eyes, without any sadness or joy in his heart anymore.

While he was feeling the pain in the room, the four girls gathered in the living room. The atmosphere between them was not so awkward. After all, after eating the Bubble Frog Fruit, Jiang Zao was the one who suffered the most.

"Kokoro, did Jiang Zao really say that?"

"Um..."

"That guy...won't do anything stupid, right?"

"Probably...not right?"