Problem Girls Strategy

"I should..."

"Kakakaka."

Hans could no longer bear it and roared at Jiang Zao angrily: "Can you please stop eating the damn snacks in your hand? The noise is annoying me!"

"Isn't it basic etiquette to eat something while listening to someone tell a story?"

"I don't care about etiquette. After I transformed back into my original form, I realized that there were some delicious food following you. One was an orc and the other was an elf. Hehe, I haven't eaten elves for a long time. The rich vitality tastes really good."

Highly poisonous liquid seeped out from the gaps between Hans' ferocious fangs. The liquid dripped onto the ground and corroded a large hole. Wisps of green smoke rose from the hole.

Jiang Zao put away the potato chips, his eyes turned golden, and the dragon's might pressed towards Hans. He had targeted the girls and put them on his kill list.

"Oh my, am I seeing right? Dragon blood?" Hans seemed unaffected by the dragon's might. Even though he was a slime with a racial value of 1, he had already developed resistance to this kind of pressure after having fought many battles and climbed up to the level of a cadre in the Demon King's army. His gaze shifted from Kokoro back to Jiang Zao, "I'm so lucky to be able to taste the dragon's blood!"

"Dayun, do you mean the Dayun truck?"

"Hmph, he's still stubbornly saying something incomprehensible before he dies. This is very similar to the dragon clan's pride that comes from nowhere." Hans didn't want to say anything more. The right choice was to quickly eat these delicious foods and leave. If he dragged it out for too long, it would be bad if he was discovered by the guardian.

The girls ran to Jiang Zao with weapons in hand. Kailu fired a few [Grimm Explosions] at Hans, which was like rain falling into the sea and did not cause any ripples at all.

"Hahaha, you actually chose to attack me with magic. Haven't you heard of my name, the Most Poisonous Slime Hans?"

"Master, the Toxic Slime Hans has extremely high magical defense capabilities, and his entire body is made of highly toxic poison. Any creature that comes into contact with it will die immediately."

"Elves, dragons, it's a great night. I'm going to get started!" Hans opened his bloody mouth and prepared to take a bite.

Jiang Zao calmly activated the time stop: "The World!"

The reason why he could remain calm was that he could now use the [Reverse Life Force], a move that was invincible against living creatures. Although he could not condense this force into a sword shadow to the extent of the Mermaid Queen's power, it was enough to deal with the cadres of the Demon King's army.

Since it's full of toxins that can kill you if touched, why not just choose not to touch it?

[Reverse Life Force] condensed into small flying knives and shot towards Hans. Jiang Zao was worried that he might have a life core, so he modified the flying knives slightly so that they would immediately liquefy as soon as they pierced into his body. In this way, even if he had a life core, it would turn into nothingness the moment it came into contact with this force.

He led the girls back a distance and snapped his fingers.

"Snapped!"

"Time begins to flow."

Hans starts with a favorable start!

Hans is in a great position!

Hans is sure to win!

Jiang Zao gave his victory speech.

"Ooooooh! What have you done to me!?" After Hans said his last words, the huge slime body disappeared bit by bit as if it was rubbed by an eraser.

Jiang Zao clapped his hands in a relaxed manner: "We have dealt with the mastermind behind the scenes, shall we go back?"

Huihui rushed over and stretched out her hands to pinch him here and there, as if she couldn't believe that the cadre of the Demon King's army was killed by him so easily. After exploring with her limbs without any results, she decisively lowered her gaze to his lower body and stretched out her little hand without any hesitation.

"Hey, hey, no matter how unbelievable it is, there's no need for you to check here, right?" Jiang Zao grabbed her right hand that was about to commit a crime, and then tapped her head lightly.

“I… I just want to confirm it…” Huihui muttered unwillingly. She would still need to use this thing in the future, so what was wrong with checking it in advance.

"Master, is this the move you used to defeat Lighthi?"

"Yes, but this is a weakened version."

Kailu looked at the corroded ground in the distance with lingering fear: "Even this is terrifying enough. The Demon King's army cadres were killed instantly. It sounds like a fairy tale."

“In the end, we didn’t do anything.”

"Then go back and cook me a feast, Pekorim."

"Leave it to me, what do you want to eat?" She rolled up her sleeves and prepared to do something big to make up for her lack of effort in the battle.

"It's meat after all. Eating a lot of meat after a battle is the best way to go!"

Everyone walked back to the room, talking and laughing. As a result, a letter written to Hui Hui fell on the bed. There were only five words in the letter: "Hui, the family is in danger, return home quickly."

Chapter 346: Meat Raider Hui Hui

Huihui checked the letter and found that it only contained five words. There were no small words hidden in the corner, nor any jokes like "Are you scared?" written on the back.

Jiang Zao read the contents of the letter and asked her, "Did something happen at home?"

"No... If there was any real danger, they would have used teleportation magic to come to our side."

"Do you Crimson Demons usually communicate in this strange way?"

“Not entirely. Most of the time, it’s still pretty normal.” After spending a long time with her companions, Huihui’s way of speaking and behavior is now basically maintained at the level of a normal person, provided that she doesn’t mess around with Jiang Zao or release [Explosion Magic]. “I guess it’s just some trivial matter that makes me want to go back.”

"Then shall we set off now?" Pekolim took off the kitchen apron she had just put on.

"There's no need to rush. We can set off tomorrow morning."

Seeing her perfunctory attitude, perhaps because she had been fooled by such content before, the others relaxed, put away their weapons and began to prepare supper.

They had restored normal communications with the Crimson Demons before coming to Golden Sea Dream, and the sales of goods accumulated previously were also sent over using teleportation magic.

As for the cola sales, since Kael's planning was very good and Jiang Zao had guaranteed the supply for about half a year before the incident, there were no major problems. All they had to do was go back to the Adventurer's Guild in Landsol to get the money.

"Sizzle~" The fat dripping into the red-hot charcoal ignited a small flame, and the steaks placed on the grill were coated with a layer of gold under the orange flame.

Jiang Zao tore off a piece of steak and came close to Hui Hui, eating with his mouth full of oil and smacking sounds, and commented on the barbecue: "It is worthy of being the most delicious steak from the Nine-tailed Barbarian Bull. There is obviously no fat, but it is full of juice and not dry or greasy. Tsk tsk tsk~"

Huihui's silver teeth were almost broken by her biting, and she kept reminding herself in her heart: I can't eat, I can't eat, today is the last day of the weight loss plan, I can't fall down here!

She used great willpower to shift her eyes away from the steak, and then covered her ears to block the sound attack beside her, but she didn't have a third hand, and the smell of meat soon drifted into her nose and grabbed her stomach, making a "gurgling" sound.

Her saliva was secreted like crazy as if she had eaten sour plums, and she began to swallow it continuously.

“Meihui... you look so pitiful..." Pekolim said this without slowing down her eating speed at all. Because she had three powerful equipments on her body, no matter how much she ate, it would be converted into energy and digested during the battle, so she didn't have to worry about getting fat at all.

She found it very painful not to be able to eat to her heart's content.

Kailu glanced at Huihui who had dug two holes in the sand with her toes and shook her head helplessly: "I think she can't bear it anymore."

"I hope she can hold on until today." Kokoro added vegetables to the grill appropriately. She had to ensure her master's nutritional balance.

None of the three tried to stop Jiang Zao's behavior. They all knew that if they really went over to stop her, Huihui might be the first one to be unhappy. The way they get along with each other is so... unique.

If one day you see the two of them suddenly stop bothering each other, then you would suspect that they had a fight.

Just as Kael expected, Huihui quickly decided to put her weight-loss plan to hell.

He has provoked me so much. If I, as the Grand Master of Death Explosion Magician of the Dark Wings, don't I ruin the reputation of [Explosion Magic]?

The more she thought about it, the more it made sense to her, so she put down her hands that were covering her ears, turned around and pounced on Jiang Zao like a hungry tiger, biting her neat teeth hard on the bare bone, making a teeth-grinding friction sound.

"Where's my meat?" Hui Hui explored the bones with her tongue and found that there was not even a trace of meat. Seeing Jiang Zao chewing with his cheeks puffed up, she immediately became angry: "You actually let me chew bones!"

She simply pried his mouth open with her hands, and lowered her head to grab the meat from his mouth under the admiring gazes of the others.

“As expected of Megumin… She naturally did what others wouldn’t dare to do.”

"Didn't she ever think of getting some meat on the grill?"

"It seems like it would be nice to eat with the master like this in the future..."

"!!??"

Huihui and Pekolim immediately looked at Kokoro with horror. Occasionally, they could just laugh it off as a small change in their daily lives. But if they saw her and Jiang Zao eating mouth to mouth like this every meal, they would probably be able to dig a basement out of the house with their toes.

The barbecue in Jiang Zao's mouth was eaten until only the largest piece was left. However, no matter how Huihui rolled it with her tongue, sucked it hard, or even bit it with her teeth, she couldn't get it out. It was not until she was hit on the head twice that she opened her tightly closed eyes and found that it was Jiang Zao's tongue.

Her face turned red, and she sat up and said stubbornly, "Now...now you know how powerful I am. If you dare to provoke me like this again, you won't have barbecue in your mouth!"

Jiang Zao was even more shameless than she thought. He smacked his lips as if savoring something, then said firmly, "You secretly drank Coke today!"

"No, no, no, don't slander others casually!"

"Hehe, after kissing for so long, it would be strange if I didn't smell the taste of coke."

Huihui emphasized: "That wasn't a kiss. I was plundering the barbecue in your mouth, understand? Plundering!"

"Don't change the subject." Jiang Zao put his arm around her waist and sat up. He pinched her small chin with his right hand and forced her to look at him: "Did you secretly drink Coke before you went out?"

"no!"

"You are so bold that you are still trying to make excuses. Do you think I haven't kissed you enough that you can't tell the difference between the taste of Coke?"

"I...I..." Huihui hesitated and was about to admit it, but Jiang Zao's next words ignited her competitive spirit.

"The battle between the Black Explosion Magician and the Stand User is now thirty-nine wins versus seventy-two wins. I will soon reach a hundred wins and make you remember this moment of shame forever!"

A dazzling light shone from Hui Hui's eyes. She pressed the back of Jiang Zao's head and shouted angrily, "I just think you didn't kiss me enough. How could I secretly drink Coke? Look at me, I'm really red and bursting!"

Then she seemed to have turned into an orc in heat, hugging him and biting him fiercely, as if she would not let go until her saliva was dried dry.

"I say... In this situation, should we stop it?" Pekolin looked at the two people rolling on the beach and asked the other two companions for their opinions.

"The moon is so round today..."

"yes..."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

Chapter 347: Those who dare to steal men will be punished by Explosion Magic

The two people rolling on the ground did not bite each other to the point of obsession. They simply kissed until their lips became dry and then stopped. Jiang Zao carried the limp Huihui into the bathroom to take a shower.

No one knew what happened in the bathroom, but she came out and admitted that she had secretly drunk Coke.

Jiang Zao put all the colas in the room into the storage space and made a new weight loss plan for her. Only the two of them knew the specific content, but judging from Huihui's troubled face, it shouldn't be easy.

Jiang Zao and his companions did not go to the Adventurer's Guild in Golden Sea Dream to claim the bounty for successfully defeating the Demon King's army cadre, the Toxic Slime Hans.

Firstly, he had nothing that could prove that they had conquered the other party, and he didn't need the bounty money. Secondly, he didn't want to attract the attention of [What Towards Death] who was still lurking. Both sides were in a state of hiding their whereabouts, and whoever was exposed first would be at a disadvantage.

Regarding the sea water issue, Jiang Zao wrote an anonymous letter and spent some Eris to have someone deliver it to the Adventurer's Guild. I believe that the corresponding person will come to deal with it soon.

After finishing all the work here, they checked out and left the Golden Sea Dream area, and headed to the Crimson Demon Village under the leadership of Huihui.

If she was a Crimson Demon magician who studied magic normally, she would not need to hurry at all. She could directly use teleportation magic to bring everyone to the Crimson Demon Village. But unfortunately, she was the world's number one [Explosion Magic] enthusiast and could only choose to travel on foot.

The thought of lack of a vehicle came to Jiang Zao's mind again, and he decided that this time when he returned, he would ask Nymph to get him a means of transportation no matter what.

Wait, if I go to the Red Demon Clan, can't I observe and study teleportation magic?

He then remembered that he had had this idea a long time ago, but because none of his companions knew teleportation magic, he had to give up for the time being.

Every member of the Red Demon Tribe is a great magician, and there must be many who know teleportation magic. It should not be difficult to study and understand this magic.

The more Jiang Zao thought about it, the more excited he became. He simply put on the [Elemental Armor], held two girls in his hands, hugged one in front of his chest, and carried one on his back, and moved at high speed with the girls.

“Wait, wait, why are you suddenly so anxious?” Huihui knocked on his hard living metal helmet with her hand.

"Teleportation magic! That's what I wanted to learn in the beginning. Aren't there many people in your tribe who can do it? Once I figure it out, I can create my own. Then I can travel around the world!"

Pekolim, who was held under his armpit, became interested when she heard this: "Then can we look for legendary ingredients everywhere?"

"It shouldn't be a problem." Jiang Zao didn't know the limitations of teleportation magic, but being able to move quickly was already a great help for adventure.

"You must learn teleportation magic!"

"I will handle it!"

"Ohhhh, go for it!"

The foodie spirits of the two were burning, Kailu's tail was wrapped around Jiang Zao's waist, she covered her face and said, "You two are so embarrassing."

Kokoro said with a smile: "There's no one on the road anyway, isn't this good?"

Jiang Zao tried his best to hurry on his way, and the journey that was originally planned to take a week was shortened to three days. Kailu complained that if he couldn't learn the magic of teleportation, he could use it as a means of traveling, which was much faster than a carriage or an eagle.

Probably because they were running too fast, Huihui could not tell the exact direction, so the route she pointed out was slightly off. When Jiang Zao stopped, her face suddenly became as ugly as if she had eaten a fly.

"Jiang Zao, let's get out of here quickly."

"Isn't this the Crimson Devil Village? Did you give me the wrong directions?"

"The direction has deviated a little bit. This place is still some distance away from the Crimson Devil Village. Most importantly... this is the territory of the female pigmen."

When she mentioned "female pig people", the other girls also looked awkward, as if they had seen a rat covered in dog shit chasing a cockroach on the road.

Kokoro explained to Jiang Zao kindly, "Female pigmen are a race that the orcs are unwilling to acknowledge. They are in estrus all day long. Once they see a male, they will launch a fierce attack, knock him out and bring him back to the tribe, draining him completely while only keeping him alive for continued exploitation."