Problem Girls Strategy

Matsushima Man pulled her hand out of Jiang Zao's hand. He had held her hand tightly all the way. Matsushima Man was both excited and nervous. Her palms were sweating. She wanted to wipe them quickly, but when she reached to her waist, she remembered that she didn't bring a waist bag with her.

[That’s why I said I should bring a waist bag!]

[Indeed, I had not thought of that.]

Jiang Zao noticed her little action, took out a tissue from his pocket, took her hand and wiped it for her.

The soft paper with the warmth of Jiang Zao's fingertips slid across Matsushima Man's sensitive palm. She felt a little itchy and couldn't help but shrink her five fingers.

Jiang Zao carefully wiped it clean for her and threw the paper into a trash can not far away.

Matsushima tapped his lips with his fingertips: "Jiang Zao, do you guys always carry paper in your pockets?"

Maybe everyone likes double first charge...

Jiang Zao didn’t know the answer either. He just thought that carrying two tissues with him when going out could help prevent various emergencies.

"Maybe it's because boys don't carry bags like you girls when they go out."

"That's it."

[What are you talking about? You've ruined the good atmosphere!]

[No, there's nothing I can do! His actions have made me so shy that I can hardly speak. If you can do it, go ahead!]

[Come on! Just watch.]

Matsushima Mitsuru temporarily forgot that her other personality was in trouble and that she was really good.

Blinking her eyes, her pupils had turned emerald green. Matsushima Man leaned her head on Jiang Zao's shoulder. Her golden ponytail was like a tassel draped over Jiang Zao's chest. The perfume she had specially sprayed for today also floated towards Jiang Zao's nose with the wind because of this action.

"I didn't expect you to be so well prepared that you even used perfume."

Hearing this, Matsushima Mitsuru raised his head and poked Jiang Zao's cheek with his green jade fingers. At first it was just one finger, and then the whole palm was pressed against his face, caressing it playfully: "I put so much thought into dressing up, isn't it just for a date with you."

Jiang Zao grabbed her naughty little hand and said, "So what reward do you want?"

Matsushima Man's soft arms wrapped around Jiang Zao's neck, and the scent of the girl's perfume filled her face.

Now, Jiang Zao saw Matsushima Man's emerald green pupils clearly, and couldn't help feeling a little amused.

I was wondering why Man suddenly became so bold and straightforward, it turned out that a substitute player was online.

Matsushima Mitsuru blinked his right eye: "Is it disappointing to you?"

"No, to me, you are all full."

"Perfect answer." Matsushima's mouth curled up into a beautiful arc. Although it was not the first time she kissed Jiang Zao, looking at him as a girlfriend made her heart beat nervously.

The limbs of the body seemed to be out of control, as if they could not receive the signals from the brain and were slow to act as I wanted.

[Hey, why are you hugging Jiang Zao's neck like this without moving? Kiss him!]

[That's easy to say, come on!]

"what…"

Matsushima Man's substitute was instantly offline. Facing Jiang Zao who was so close to her, she moved her lips slightly and subconsciously stuck out her tongue to lick her slightly dry lips.

Jiang Zao was instantly aroused by her little action. He rushed to her city gate forcefully, pried open the tightly closed city gate with his tongue, and then launched a massive attack from inside.

Matsushima Man's two ponytails stood up straight as if they were electrocuted after being kissed. This was the first time she kissed Jiang Zao while she was conscious, and also the first time she felt the enthusiasm of a boy.

The cicadas in the tree are still as noisy as ever, unlike the two people under the shade of the tree, who have found each other and are in love with each other.

Meow Meilu tilted her head at the feet of the two men, watching them nibbling each other with curiosity, and she also wanted to imitate them.

However, there were no other cats in sight, so he had to give up. He squatted there and licked his hair, which he carefully groomed every day, with his tongue.

Both of Matsushima Man's personalities tasted the sweetness and began to compete with each other. Jiang Zao looked at the girl's pupils in front of him, which changed from emerald green to blue, and he was almost dizzy.

[I have been kissing Jiang Zao for 5 minutes! ]

[I kissed for six minutes!]

[I can still kiss!]

[Who is afraid of whom?]

Matsushima Mitsuru was wrapped in black over-the-knee socks. With her elastic thighs raised, she sat directly astride Jiang Zao, her eyes flashing with shyness and stubbornness. Although her mouth was a little dry, she still held Jiang Zao's head and kissed him firmly.

Don't bring this to competition!

Jiang Zao, with his swollen lips, left the park with Matsushima Man and Meow Meilu, who didn't dare to look up at him at all, and stared at their toes with their heads imitating steam trains that could crash into telephone poles at any time.

Three hours, three hours! If there weren't a vending machine nearby, I would have died of thirst in the park.

Not far away, a cheerful girl with red hair was stunned as she looked at the backs of a couple walking away hand in hand in the distance.

That person seems to be Jiang Zao, right? Why is he holding hands with a blonde girl in the park?

"Kita, Kita? What's wrong with you?"

Kita Ikuyo came back to her senses after hearing her friend's caring words. She quickly responded with a sweet smile: "It's okay, I just seemed to see someone I know."

"Xiduo is so cheerful and has so many friends, it's normal to run into him when you go out."

"Yeah, shall we go downstairs for parfait later? I want to try the new place that just opened."

"Hey~ I want to lose weight."

What I saw just now should be Jiang Zao, right?

Because her friend was already pulling her away, Kita Ikuyo couldn't chase after her to see if that person was Jiang Zao, so she could only suppress this doubt in her heart for the time being.

Chapter 51 Gabriel's Questionnaire

Matsushima Man remembered that he still had some lottery tickets for the shopping street that he hadn't used, so he pulled Jiang Zao back to the dormitory, and then they excitedly rushed to the shopping street to draw the lottery, as the lottery tickets would expire if they were not used.

As a result, Matsushima Man used up all her lottery tickets but never won a prize. The pile of lottery results made her want to cry.

Even the boss was so scared that he was sweating profusely. He could swear to God that there was absolutely no tampering in his lottery box. There were not only "unwinning" tickets, but it was really just that the blonde girl was simply unlucky.

Jiang Zao bought some things and used the lottery ticket to draw a prize. Although it was just a roll of tissues, the boss beside him was so excited that he seemed to have won the grand prize. He danced with joy and shouted at the top of his voice: "Congratulations to this customer for winning the fourth prize!"

Before Jiang Zao left the shopping street with tissues in his hand and the distraught Matsushima Man, he could still hear the boss crying with joy.

“He won the lottery!”

"He really won the prize! Hahahahaha!"

"I really didn't cheat. The customer just now proved it for me..."

From then on, a rumor spread in the shopping street that a girl with blonde hair and twin ponytails almost emptied the lottery box but still didn't win a prize, and was suspected to be the human incarnation of the God of Misfortune.

……

"It's so rare that you come to my house today. Haven't you been looking for a girl from another school recently?"

Gabriel sat cross-legged on the bed where clothes and pants were scattered all over the place, her cheeks supported by her hands. She could hardly open her eyes because of the glare of the sunlight that came into the room through the drawn curtains. As soon as she closed her eyes, sleepiness came over her like a tide, trying to drag her into the deep sea called dreams.

Jiang Zao subconsciously brushed his lips, whose swelling had subsided, with his hand, then realized that his hand had just touched Gabriel's socks. He frowned and ran into the bathroom to wash his face again.

After he came out, Gabriel hugged the soft pillow, curled up on the bed and fell asleep again.

She's probably staying up all night playing games again. Anyway, she won't come to help even if she's awake, so just let her sleep.

Jiang Zao had only been away from helping her clean up for a short while, and this place had turned into a small garbage dump again. The pile of used instant noodles would probably be as tall as a normal adult.

There are countless snack bags, but fortunately these things don’t take up that much space and can all be put into a garbage bag if you squeeze them together.

The most abundant item in Gabriel's room is happy water, both in bottles and cans, which accounts for about half of the garbage in the room.

These bottles and cans are the most difficult to clean up. Plastic bottles have to be separated from cans, and the wrapping paper on the plastic bottles has to be torn off and thrown into another type of combustible garbage bag.

Jiang Zao packed the garbage in plastic bags and placed them at the entrance, waiting to throw them at the garbage collection point. The garbage that had not yet been disposed of would have to be left until the corresponding day.

Jiang Zao stood up, stretched his waist which was a little sore from sorting garbage for a long time, twisted his stiff neck a few times, and heard a "click" sound. He immediately felt a lot more relaxed.

Jiang Zao subconsciously took a deep breath and felt as if someone had put a trash can on his head. The complex and pungent smell, like collecting a drunk person's vomit, sealing it for a while, and then opening the lid, was like two chopsticks poking straight into his nasal cavity and reaching his forehead.

The most important thing is that there is actually a unique scent of Gabriel mixed in there, just like the shoes a boy wears after exercising. When you pick it up and smell it for the first time, it feels weird. When you smell it again, it still feels weird, but it's just intoxicating.

Shaking off the strange thoughts from his head, Jiang Zao continued with his cleaning work. By the time Gabriel was awakened by his empty stomach, it was already noon.

She rubbed her sleepy eyes. The room in front of her looked brand new. She would believe it if you told her that Jiang Zao hired someone to redecorate the room.

As expected of my best friend, he even helped me wash my clothes.

Gabriel raised her hands in joy. She wanted to praise the gods for allowing her to meet Jiang Zao, but her half-smiled mouth suddenly stopped.

Wait? Clothes???

The remaining sleepiness in his brain was swept away. Gabriel jumped up and lifted the quilt on the bed. He was shocked to find that there was no unwashed clothes inside.

Gabriel's bare feet made crisp, rapid "tapping" sounds on the wooden floor. She rushed to the bathroom to check the washing machine, but it was also empty. Her heart sank again.

No!

Gabriel dragged her legs, which seemed to be tied with dozens of kilograms of sandbags, and took heavy steps. She prayed to God more devoutly than ever before. She approached the door to the balcony, which she had ignored but had been opened for a long time.

Perhaps the gods did not pay attention to the prayers of this "fallen angel", or perhaps they were punishing her. The scene that Gabriel least wanted to see appeared naked in front of her, shattering the last bit of hope in her heart.

The midday sun was particularly piercing. Clothes that had been washed and smelled of detergent were neatly hung on the clothesline. Jiang Zao was wearing an apron that he had only used a few times since Gabriel's fall. There were still some water stains on it, and it seemed that he had just finished washing it not long ago.

Jiang Zao was holding a pair of white lace panties in his hand. He was just about to clip Gabriel's panties with the clip of a round hanger when he heard a noise in the room. He stopped what he was doing and looked back.

The underwear held in Jiang Zao's hand was like a huge hammer, which swung round and hit Gabriel's head with a force of thunder. Her legs went weak and she barely managed to hold on to the door frame to avoid collapsing to the ground.

Why did I forget to put my clothes away? Gabriel asked herself in her heart.

In the past, when Jiang Zao helped her clean the room, she would consciously put away her clothes and wash them herself later. But this time, because Gabriel played games all night and Jiang Zao came over so early, she couldn't resist the sleepiness and completely forgot to put away the clothes.

Blame it on this damn game!

Such a thought flashed through her mind, and then endless shame filled her heart, making her want to take out the trumpet to announce the destruction of the world and blow it hard, but she could not save Jiang Zao from this world-destroying disaster.

Gabriel smacked his lips in dissatisfaction and had to keep convincing himself in his heart.

Jiang Zao is my best friend, this matter doesn't matter...

Gabriel, who successfully hypnotized herself, quickly accepted the fact. When she thought that she could use the saved time to play games, she immediately felt that she had made a profit.

Haha, I'm such a genius!

"Gabriel, you finally woke up." Jiang Zao's smile made Gabriel feel like spring breeze and refreshed. It would be even better if he could put down the girl's pure panties in his hand.

"I'll just say thank you for now," Gabriel decided to ignore what Jiang Zao was holding: "I'm hungry."

"Okay, I'll cook after I finish hanging the laundry."

"Doesn't your angel need to eat?"

"Nymph went out today. She said she was going to investigate local creatures." Jiang Zao gave Nymph maximum freedom without causing any impact on the world. She had recently developed some interest in human society because of soap operas, so she went out early with her invisible anti-cognitive system on.

Moreover, they, the Universal Angels, don’t need to eat. If the food is not cooked by Jiang Zao, she won’t touch it. She is very picky about food.

After finishing her meal, Gabriel seemed to remember something and took out a piece of A4 paper from the desk: "Since you are here, answer some questions and help me complete this questionnaire."

"What questionnaire?"

"Questionnaire on preferences of men living alone."

Chapter 52: Pochi-chan: Girl, Spider-Sense!

"Ah?" Jiang Zao opened his mouth wide and used his little finger to pick his ear, suspecting that there was something wrong with his hearing: "What questionnaire?"

Gabriel repeated it expressionlessly: "Questionnaire on preferences of men living alone."

"How do you in the heaven investigate such strange things?"

"How should I know? Anyway, this is a very important questionnaire."

"Okay, wait till I finish washing the dishes."

Is this important? Could it be that if a single man lives a bad life, he will be given a wife? Jiang Zao could hardly imagine what this questionnaire was for, a happiness survey?

Jiang Zao put the last washed plate on the rack and waited for it to drip dry. She wiped the remaining water droplets on her hands with her apron, took off her scarf and hung it on the hook on the door, then walked out of the kitchen.

The furniture and the floor were sparkling clean, and the heady smell in the house was wiped away with air freshener. The garbage dump was able to be "transformed" into its current state in a short period of time, thanks to Jiang Zao's stand-in, who was able to practice time stop while cleaning, killing two birds with one stone. The only difference was that he couldn't shout out "The World" in a cool way because Gabriel was still sleeping at that time.

I don’t know how Gabriel was able to play games leisurely in that environment before.