Problem Girls Strategy

It has been more than half a month since the release of the final volume of "Love Metronome", but Kasumigaoka Utaha has still not had any inspiration for a new work. Bored and unable to sleep, she had no choice but to pick up a pen and write something casually on a notebook.

Eriri noticed that her old rival did not sleep in class for the first time, and she smiled secretly with glee. She knew that Kasumigaoka Utaha was a person who stayed up all night and stayed indoors during the day.

It turns out you would also feel embarrassed to sleep in the classroom!

Ah...how do you pronounce this sentence in English?

As a Japanese-English mixed-race, Eriri's grades in all subjects except English are excellent, while her English grades are basically terrible.

Why is there an English course? It is obviously not something you will need in any related profession!

She felt a little discouraged and subconsciously wanted to throw the ballpoint pen she was holding on her fingertips onto the table. Then she realized that she had to maintain her image in front of others, so she grabbed the ballpoint pen back into her palm when it was about to fly out.

That was a close call, I almost threw it out.

Maintaining the image of a lady in front of others can be said to be Eriri's almost instinctive disguise for a long time. However, besides Kasumigaoka Utaha, there are only two other people who have seen her sloppy appearance wearing a green sportswear and black-framed glasses.

Jiang Zao and Xiaoling Xing.

Eriri has secretly found Komine Yuki and asked her not to tell anyone about her sloppy appearance. She also promised her solemnly. As for Jiang Zao, since he is a special student who commutes between two schools, Eriri has not yet found a suitable opportunity to tell him about this.

Just when Ying Lili was thinking about how to find Jiang Zao, the bell rang and Jiang Zao came to her with comics and novels.

"Eri, have you read the latest popular comics?"

"Ah? Which books?" Ying Lili replied subconsciously, then immediately realized that she shouldn't have answered like that.

How could I have revealed that I read comics? It doesn’t matter, I’m just reading comics, a very normal hobby. Eriri, stay calm!

"Here, these two books, one is a stock trading comic called 'Perverted Elves and Pure Succubi Surround Me', and the other is a sticker comic called 'Ghost Lady Accepts Everyone Who Comes to Her.'" Jiang Zao placed two comics with beautiful covers featuring various beautiful girls on Ying Lili's desk.

It turns out to be these two books. I just finished reading the latest volume yesterday.

Humph, perverted elves, pure succubus, all of them are sent from heaven, how can they defeat the natural orc who is my childhood sweetheart!

Look at their despicable breasts, what dirty tricks they used, drugging, kidnapping, illusion, seduction, how can this be a party struggle? It's clearly a competition to see who has the most shameless means!

And damn the author, why don't you let your childhood sweetheart enter the scene! The road has been wiped out by the elves and succubi, but the orcs are still here, and the days are peaceful. If you don't enter the scene, the male protagonist will be snatched away!

Ying Lili is like buying a stock that is always green, but still believes that it can turn around and make a fortune overnight.

As for the yuri comic, Eriri read the latest volume for the purpose of collecting materials, because the heroines were all drawn in a very erotic way.

Hmm...I really want to discuss the next plot of the stock trading comic with Jiang Zao, but...

Ying Lili observed the people in the classroom out of the corner of her eye. They all focused their eyes on Jiang Zao who was talking to her. Wouldn't this make it more difficult for her to tell the truth?

"I'm sorry, Jiang Zao, I have these two comics..."

"It's okay, Ying Lili, I just like reading comics, it's not a big deal." Jiang Zao smiled and turned around to shout to the girls: "Hey, if you want to read these two comics, just come to me and get them later. Don't keep staring at here. Or go to my drawer, there are a few novels there."

"Hey! I'm the first one to get my brother's novel!"

"Why didn't you tell me earlier? Wait, Shicai, that's the book I want to read!"

"No, I won't give you a full copy. The last time you read a book, it took you a week. That's too long!"

Matsushima angrily chased after Irina Tokina, who was holding the novel in her hands, and they played and fought between the desks like a puppy being teased with a bone.

Jiang Zao winked at Ying Lili: "See, liking to read comics is not a strange hobby."

Compared to Komine Yuki who likes to study explosives, and Irina Tokina who practices sniping with Jiang Zao during morning exercises, Eriri reads a comic that is so harmless that Jiang Zao wants to cry.

He really does what he says... Ying Lili recalled the answer Jiang Zao gave her when they first met, and a warm feeling surged in her heart.

Ying Lili pursed her cherry lips into a straight line, her nostrils moved slightly, she took a deep breath, and slowly exhaled from her lips. With a smile in her blue eyes, she stretched out her white fingers to open the comic book. The unique faint fragrance of paper books joined the cheerful air during the break as the pages were turned.

Eriri whispered "thank you" to Jiang Zao in a pleasant voice with a slight tremor, and then discussed comics with him.

Chapter 74: Ace Paparazzi Kato Megumi? (Three more chapters)

During lunch break, Jiang Zao was about to ask Goto Ichiri if he wanted to have lunch with him today. Kita Ikuyo took the initiative to find Jiang Zao and said that she was going to borrow the Problem Children's Affairs Department to let her girlfriend teach her guitar. The last official performance was all saved by Goto Ichiri alone, and she wanted to use the time at school to improve her guitar skills.

In other words, there is no need for me to go to Wutian High School today. I have Vinate to supervise Gabriel, which saves me a lot of effort.

"Tianyin, what are you planning to eat for lunch today?"

Zhou Fang Tianyin walked up to Jiang Zao with a smile, like a house cat checking whether its owner was secretly petting other stray cats outside, sniffing and circling around him: "I heard that you participated in the joint cooking internship at Wutian High School?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

It's strange, how did she know about this?

Jiang Zao's eyes were directed at Fengjian Yiji, who kept an elegant smile, moved her lips slightly and said to him, "I want to eat too."

It looks like I can't escape the fate of cooking today.

"Chizuru!" Jiang Zao called out to Chizuru Tachibana, who was about to leave the classroom, not knowing where to go for dinner, "Do you have any classes this afternoon?"

"Ah?" Chizuru Tachibana didn't understand why Jiang Zao asked these questions. She adjusted her glasses and answered in her childish voice that could be used for online fraud: "In the afternoon, there are English, biology and history classes."

"Why don't you just skip the English class? I'll cook for you guys today."

"Really?" Chizuru Tachibana hadn't tasted the dishes cooked by Jiang Zao for a long time. When she came back from school, she heard that he and Tian Yin Suo had a cooking competition during the summer vacation. There were so many dishes that the table couldn't hold them all. She was very greedy.

"Can I still lie to you?"

"Okay, let's cancel this afternoon's English class for now!"

Eriri was stunned to witness the absurd scene of students using food to bribe the principal to cancel the course. She came to her senses and asked Kasumigaoka Utaha beside her in an incredible tone: "What's going on?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha rolled her eyes at her: "I haven't seen it either, why don't you ask other people."

"Xiaoling, is it possible that Jiang Zao is the son of the principal's boss?" Kato Megumi has begun to seek answers.

"No, that's not the case. If you insist, Yumiko is the daughter of the school's investor."

"That..."

"You will understand when you eat the dishes cooked by Jiang Zao. Even for us, we rarely have the chance to taste them after the summer vacation." Xiaoling Xing wanted to say something but was interrupted by Jiang Zao's shout.

"Xiao Xing! Come with me to prepare the ingredients!"

"Okay!" Xiaoling Xing bowed politely to Kato Hui: "Sorry, I have to go help first."

"Brother! You called me?" Ruchao Shicai was like a lively little deer. She ran happily to Jiang Zao and pressed Jiang Zao's arm with her young chest.

"It's not you. You can't be fried in the pan."

"Of course there's no room for me in the pot, so where do you want to fry, brother?"

Zhou Fang Tianyin grabbed the ear of Ruchao Shicai who was driving away after a disagreement and said: "Don't disturb Jiang Zao, or you won't be allowed to eat later!"

"No, Sister Tian, ​​I was wrong! Please don't do such a cruel thing."

"Let me help her eat the vegetables."

"Manman! You will definitely be pinned to the ground and fucked from behind by Ruchao Qingxia tonight!"

Although Matsushima Mitsuru didn't know who Irisou Kiyoka was, she was also frightened by Irisou Shicai's curse. Before she could fight back, Suho Tenon increased the strength of her grip on Irisou Shicai's ear.

"Girls shouldn't say such obscene things!"

"Ahhhhhh! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! Sister Tian, ​​my ears, my ears are going to fall off!" The facial features on Ruchao Shicai's delicate little face were squeezed together in pain.

Having not eaten spicy food for a long time, Jiang Zao decided to make himself some boiled pork slices. It was up to the others whether they could eat it or not. Even if they didn't eat it, Jiang Zao could finish all the boiled pork slices by himself.

Jiang Zao had to cook, so the dining place naturally changed to the Mihama Academy dormitory. Kazama Ichihime decided to replace the previous wooden table with a larger and wider one. Now it seems that it was indeed a foresighted decision. Even with three more transfer students, there was more than enough space.

Jiang Zao, Xiaoling Xing, and Zhou Fang Tianyin were busy in the kitchen. The other girls could only sit at the dining table and wait. After all, they didn't know how to cook. If they ran over to help, they would only cause trouble and might even be kicked out.

Now is the perfect time for Ying Lili and the others to find out about Jiang Zao.

"Kazama-san," Kasumigaoka Shiina had long noticed this young-looking girl who called herself Sister Jiang Zao, and took advantage of the current situation to ask, "I'm a little curious about the way you address Jiang Zao."

When Kazama Ichihime's deep red eyes that could see through people's hearts met Kasumigaoka Utaha's gaze, she felt as if her secret was exposed. This feeling only lasted for a moment, and Kasumigaoka Utaha began to wonder if she was having hallucinations due to psychological trauma.

"It would take too long to explain it in detail, so just think of it as a complicated family structure."

As a writer of light romance novels, Kasumigaoka Utaha instantly imagined a love-hate story of tens of thousands of words.

"Don't look at me like this, I'm actually 18 years old."

Legal Lolita!? Eriri's eyes shone with an unprecedented bright light. This is a perennial theme in all kinds of books!

"It turns out to be Kazama-senpai. Sorry, I was rude just now."

"It's just a name, no big deal. A certain naughty little brother of mine even calls me by my name." Kazama Ichihime frowned and tapped the table with her fingers, obviously troubled by this matter.

If Utaha Kasumigaoka were in her shoes, it would be difficult for her to call Kazama Ichihime "sister". The scene would be really awkward.

The three chefs prepared a table full of dishes. Jiang Zao just sat down and found that he only took ten pairs of bowls and chopsticks. He shouted to Xiao Lingxing who was still in the kitchen: "Xiaoxing, you forgot one person's bowl and chopsticks!"

Xiao Ling Xing did not doubt it, took out another set of bowls and chopsticks and walked out of the kitchen, his eyes full of confusion: "I remember there were only ten people when I first counted?"

"You ignored Kato." Jiang Zao pointed at Kato Hui who sat down again.

Komine Yuki looked apologetic: "I'm so sorry, Kato-san, I don't know why I subconsciously didn't include you in this."

"It's okay, I'm used to it." Kato Megumi took the bowl and chopsticks handed to her by Xiaoling Yuki and was not angry because she was ignored.

Jiang Zao thinks that if Kato Megumi becomes a paparazzi, she will definitely be able to capture countless scandals. "I wonder if Kato has ever thought about becoming a reporter?"

"Even if you are being so tactful, Jiang Zao, I know you are making fun of my presence," Kato Hui said calmly, "but what you said seems to make some sense."

If a reporter were to acquire this ability that people would subconsciously ignore, no one would be able to match it, right?

Chapter 75: Ying Lili: The city is full of tricks

At lunch, Jiang Zao's cooking skills successfully made Eriri, Kasumigaoka Utaha and Kato Megumi understand why Tachibana Chizuru would rather use a class time in exchange for the opportunity for Jiang Zao to cook personally.

Every authentic Chinese dish made by Jiang Zao made them wish they had an extra stomach to fill it, not to mention that after lunch Jiang Zao was so "cruel" as to take out dessert and place it in front of them.

Forced to finish the meal, they would gain a few pounds, and feeling heartbroken, the girls devoured all the desserts with their stomachs that were said to be designed for desserts.

Kato Hui touched her bulging belly and sighed: "If Jiang Zao cooks every day, I guess he will gain a lot of weight in half a month..."

"Half a month?" Ying Lili felt that it wouldn't take that long. She felt like her stomach was like a balloon that was filled with air. It would burst if someone poked it lightly. "A week will be enough."

"Hmm... I feel like the food is stuck in my throat." Kasumigaoka Utaha ate the most among the three. She was in a bad condition now, as if she was going to vomit at the next moment.

"Who told you to eat so much? Now your useless fat has gained new companions. Congratulations."

"That's better than Sawamura-san who doesn't gain weight no matter how much he eats."

The two bickering lovers started bickering again.

The other girls were in much better condition than the three of them, except for Chizuru Tachibana, who had already fallen on the sofa and couldn't speak.

"You guys, it's not like you won't have another chance to eat in the future, why are you working so hard? Don't upset your stomach." Jiang Zao walked out of the kitchen carrying a tea tray with four cups of orange-red tea on it: "Take a break and drink this cup of hawthorn tea that helps digestion."

"Thank you, Jiang Zao. It seems like you can do everything." Kato Megumi took the teacup and took a sip. The sour and sweet taste of hawthorn tea spread between her lips and teeth, and the feeling of fullness in her stomach seemed to be reduced a little.

Jiang Zao was very modest: "I don't know everything, I'm just more proficient in cooking."

"Even so, it's very impressive." Kato Megumi felt that Jiang Zao completely crushed her female power in cooking.

"Speaking of which..." Jiang Zao sat down on the sofa and glanced at the girls in the hall: "Can I wait for each of you to cook a dish as a return gift for me?"

Zhou Fang Tianyin felt that his cooking skills had improved recently, and he had to show it to Jiang Zao: "I don't care. Anyway, I cooked for you before."

"I want to be in a group with Sister Tian!" Cai cleverly found a way to be lazy when entering the nest.

Matsushima Mitsuru paced back and forth, and Jiang Zao noticed that the color of her eyes was sometimes blue and sometimes green. It seemed that the two personalities were planning to cooperate to cook a dish.

Jiang Zao then turned her gaze to Xiao Ling Xing. As the second best cook among the girls, she solemnly assured Jiang Zao: "I, Xiao Ling Xing, will definitely cook the most suitable dish for the return gift!"

This made Jiang Zao feel a little excited. He then looked at Mizusakaki Yumiko and Kazama Ichihime, who had never touched Chunyang. Their reactions were concise and to the point.

"Instant noodles." This was Kazama Ichihime's answer.

"Takeout." This was Yumiko Sakaki's answer.

"Ah, Jiang Zao didn't even look at us." Seeing that Jiang Zao didn't look at the three new transfer students out of politeness, Kasumigaoka Shiyu didn't want to appear too out of place, so she reminded him, "We are all classmates, don't be too formal."

"Then... I will wait for your return gifts."

Kato Megumi's cooking skills should be guaranteed, as for Eriri and Kasumigaoka Utaha... Jiang Zao doesn't expect the otaku comic book artist and the light novel author wearing edible chocolate ice cream to have good cooking skills.