Problem Girls Strategy

Satania, you are really despicable now!

Jiang Zao didn't know why Satania, who had lost her memory, had such a high degree of favorability towards him just based on a joke made by Gabriel. This attitude didn't seem like they had just started dating, but more like they had entered a honeymoon period.

Jiang Zao is now struggling over whether or not he should drink the can of Coke with Satania as a couple. It would be a lie to say that he is not tempted at all. He just doesn't want to take advantage of Satania with this false relationship.

There is only one solution at this time, and that is to play dumb!

Jiang Zao pushed the Coke back to Satania and said, "Is this the only bottle of Coke left in the house? Then you drink it, and I'll just drink something else."

"Hmm..." Satania puffed up her cheeks like an angry pufferfish, grabbed the Coke and drank it all in one gulp.

Jiang Zao is such a blockhead that he doesn't even understand this little hint!

"Burp~" The large amount of carbon dioxide made Satania burp. She covered her cherry lips shyly. Jiang Zao pretended not to hear it. He walked under the TV cabinet, took out the game controller and shook it at her.

"Satanya, do you want to play a game?"

Humph, he obviously doesn't even understand hints, but he's unusually considerate in this regard.

Satania pouted and turned her head away, not wanting to pay attention to Jiang Zao for the time being. But when she saw that Jiang Zao didn't move, she couldn't help but secretly turned back to see what he was doing.

She noticed Jiang Zao was still squatting in front of the TV cabinet fiddling with the game console. Her pouty lips pout even higher and she turned her head away again, not wanting to look at him.

When Jiang Zao turned around with the handle in his hand, Satania's mouth was pouting so much that an oil bottle could be hung on it.

Play games, play games, just play games! I'm your girlfriend, how can I be more interesting than games?!

Satania's resentment disappeared when Jiang Zao gently pinched her cheek.

"Do you want me to hold you and play games?"

"Yes!" Satania took the game controller and happily snuggled up in Jiang Zao's warm arms. Jiang Zao had to adjust his sitting position to make sure he was in a safe range and would not be tempted by Satania's body fragrance.

Chapter 106: Pull and Tug, Miracle Walker

"Satanya, what type of game do you want to play?"

"Hmm...what kind of games are there?"

"Well, fighting games, cooperative games, RPGs..."

Before Jiang Zao could finish his words, Satania interrupted him: "I choose the cooperation category!"

When you are with your boyfriend, you will definitely choose a cooperative game. Fighting games are not suitable for girls at all.

Satania, who is in the state of [Perfect Lover], completely denies her past hard work in practicing fighting games.

Jiang Zao chose to play the famous "Breakup Kitchen" with Satania.

"Ah!" Just after entering the game, Satania raised the game controller with her tender little hands and randomly pressed a few times, then raised her head and said in a tender voice: "Jiang Zao, I don't remember how to use the game controller, can you teach me?"

Jiang Zao stretched out his hand, pointed at the buttons on the controller and introduced them to her seriously: "This is the direction key, which controls the character's movement. This is the interaction key, which can be used to pick up and put things down. This key is for acceleration, which can make you run faster. This key is for throwing things, which can directly throw dishes or plates out."

"Okay, the rest is just practice in the game. You just need to remember these basic operations."

Jiang Zao perfectly avoided the ambiguous scenes and taught her how to operate. Satania was just a little disappointed, but she quickly cheered up.

It doesn't matter if Jiang Zao stays still, I just need to try my best to make him realize his charm. Come on!

"Satanya, pass me the potatoes!"

"I'm coming, but I can't get through here."

"I'll come over and step on the switch."

"No, just keep cooking and I'll just throw the potatoes to you. Ah! They fell into the water."

"It's okay, just go get another one."

"Oh, I forgot to wash the dishes."

"It seems like the wrong dish was served."

"Oops, there was no patty on the burger just now."

Jiang Zao finally understood why this thing was jokingly called the "breakup kitchen", because when you play it with your girlfriend, you will really get high blood pressure due to her various operations.

No matter who boys play games with, they always can't help wanting to win, while girls play games with their lovers just for fun, winning or losing is not important.

Conflicts are easy to arise at times like this. The boy complains that his girlfriend is too bad at playing and always fails at various levels, while the girl thinks her boyfriend cares too much about winning or losing and doesn't care about her feelings at all, and then the two of them will start arguing.

The above situation did not happen to Jiang Zao and Satanya, the fake couple, because every time Satanya made a mistake, she would apologize to Jiang Zao in a coquettish voice. Jiang Zao's blood pressure was raised by Satanya's actions, and then lowered by her coquettish voice. His blood pressure was just like that of someone jumping up and down in a dance hall.

"Jiang Zao, am I stupid..." Satania looked at the level and failed again. She put down the handle and leaned her head on Jiang Zao's chest. Just like yesterday, she pulled his arms around her and rubbed her face against his arms like a spoiled dog: "You won't be angry, will you?"

"I won't be angry." Jiang Zao couldn't vent his anger on Satania even if he was angry. He tightened his arms and said softly, "It's just a game. How about we play another game?"

"I don't want to play anymore. Can you just hold me like this?" Satania let out a comfortable hum, her heart filled with happiness. She closed her eyes, put away all her strength and lay in Jiang Zao's arms.

Satania exuded a charming fragrance, and her soft body once again teased Jiang Zao's nerves. Fortunately, he had been seduced by her before and had some resistance, so he would not be easily seduced by Satania again.

Jiang Zao bit the tip of his tongue lightly, the stinging sensation keeping him awake: "How long do you plan to let me hold you?"

"Ten minutes? No, that's too short. Ten hours!"

Jiang Zao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and gently hit Satania's head with his chin: "Don't you even plan to eat?"

"Can't you just hold me while I eat?"

"What about going to the toilet? Should I hold you in my arms?"

"Idiot!" Satania kicked Jiang Zao's calf with her white feet and said coquettishly, "Don't make such a tasteless joke!"

"Sorry, my bad."

Seeing Jiang Zao's sincere apology, Satania was about to forgive him, but suddenly she thought of a good way to let this wooden man see her charm.

She sat up from Jiang Zao's arms, supported her waist with both hands, and turned around angrily: "You must accept the punishment!"

"There is also a punishment. Can I refuse?"

"No! Can't!" Satania refused with a long tone.

If you refuse this, how can I carry out my plan?

"Isn't that too much?"

"will not."

"Then tell me."

Satania tapped her tender lips with her index finger, closed her right eye, showing her cute fangs and a devilish smile, and announced the punishment: "Kiss me as punishment!"

Huh, so what? Now you realize the charm of your girlfriend, right?

To normal couples, it is a pure reward and punishment, but to Jiang Zao it is a real punishment, the kind that may lead to death without a burial place.

It doesn’t matter. There are loopholes in Satania’s words that can be exploited, but I can still handle it!

Jiang Zao took Satania's soft little hand and left a kiss on the back of her hand. Satania was very dissatisfied. She had clearly hinted to Jiang Zao to kiss her with her fingers, but why didn't this wooden man understand?

"No, this doesn't count! You have to kiss me on the face!" Satania narrowed the scope again. She felt that if she hinted to this extent, Jiang Zao would definitely understand what she meant.

"I understand." Jiang Zao held Satania's shoulders and slowly moved his face closer.

Satania's heartbeat was accelerating like an uncontrollable wild horse. She was both excited and scared. Seeing Jiang Zao's face getting closer and closer, she decided to go all out. She held her breath, closed her eyes, and waited quietly for the long-awaited kiss.

Jiang Zao's breath brushed across her face, and then unexpectedly left a light kiss on her temple. Satania's high expectations for the plot turned into nothing. She suddenly opened her eyes, as if she had bought the most desired passionate comic, but when she opened it, she found that the latest plot actually revolved around a toilet, and the protagonist even wanted to have some absurd relationship with it that went beyond ethics.

What's wrong with you? Can't you understand the slightest hint? I almost took the initiative to push you to the ground and kiss you like I was snorting coke!

Satanya felt very aggrieved. She stretched out her hand and pinched the soft flesh on Jiang Zao's waist. Her red eyes were filled with mist: "Is it because I have lost my memory that you don't even want to kiss me!"

If you had this attitude before you lost your memory, I would kiss your mouth until it's swollen!

Jiang Zao could only think about such harsh words in his heart: "It's really not like that..."

"Then you have to promise me that after you regain your memory, you will definitely agree to my requests throughout my life."

"Ah???" Jiang Zao was confused.

What I mean is that after Satania recovers her memory, she will confess to me again?

"If you don't reply, I'll take it as your consent!"

Chapter 107: I’ve always wanted to see this expression on your face!

Before Jiang Zao could think about what Satanya meant by this, she, who had pinched him fiercely just now, suddenly withdrew her hand as if she had been electrocuted, her face flushed as if she was drunk, and she stammered: "Jiang, Jiang Zao, why are you in my house?"

"Sataniya, you have recovered your memory?!" Jiang Zao was overjoyed. Finally, he didn't have to worry about not being able to hold the gun.

Satania didn't dare to look directly at Jiang Zao, and fled from his arms in embarrassment, "W-what do you mean?"

What happened? It’s only been less than two hours, why is the effect over?

Why would I tell you about my important plans?

Ever since Satania was amazed by Jiang Zao's cooking skills in the cooking practice class, she has always wanted to make him her own follower so that she can enjoy Jiang Zao's cooking for the rest of her life.

Fortunately, I didn't tell Jiang Zao the whole plan, so he probably won't care about it.

Along with the [Perfect Lover] state, Satania's IQ also disappeared. She didn't think that her last sentence was easy to cause misunderstanding. She just wanted Jiang Zao to agree to her request.

"Don't you remember what happened during this period?"

How could Satania admit this at a time like this? She said firmly, "I don't remember what happened."

"Anyway, it's good that you can recover your memory." Jiang Zao felt a lot more relaxed and was ready to inform Gabriel and the others of the good news. But before he could get through the call, the doorbell rang hurriedly, just like the day Satania went to play with Gabriel.

Jiang Zao opened the door and smiled at Gabriel and Vinate who were carrying large and small bags, "You are late. Satania has recovered her memory."

"Really? That's great." Vinate patted her chest in peace, happy for Satania from the bottom of her heart: "Jiang Zao, how did you help Satania recover her memory?"

"I didn't do anything. She remembered it on her own. Maybe she will slowly return to normal after a period of time."

"Yeah, that's true. I've also heard of cases where patients with amnesia remembered the memory on their own after a few days without any treatment."

Speaking of treatment, Jiang Zao just remembered something. He asked Vinate with a little doubt: "Why didn't we send Satania to the hospital?"

"Eh?" Vinate was stunned, and then said in a tone that she was not quite sure of, "Human hospitals should not be able to treat us demons, right?"

"Why a question?"

"Because I have never been to a hospital on earth, and we have our own hospital exclusively for demons in Hell."

"What if you get sick in the human world?"

"Use magic to teleport back to hell to see a doctor." Vinate tilted her head and drew a circle in the air similar to a portal with her fingertips: "Is it weird?"

Jiang Zao almost forgot that they could use magic to teleport. It was not his fault. After all, apart from Gabriel, the useless angel who would violate the rules and use divine arts from time to time, Vinate and Satania were both good kids and rarely used magic.

Except for Vinate who was furious when a cockroach rushed into her face.

"What? Vinate, you actually exposed your identity as a devil to Jiang Zao like that?!" Satanya was very surprised. The lightest punishment for such behavior was to deduct that month's living expenses!

"Jiang Zao is a special human who can see our species, so it's okay to talk to him about this. It won't violate the rules."

"Oh, that's it."

"Hey, Satania, were you playing games with Jiang Zao before?" When Gabriel heard that Satania had recovered her memory, he threw the package in his hand to the ground and ran inside to search for any suspicious traces.

"I don't remember this happening." Satania continued to play dumb.

Gabriel searched in vain, so he sat down on the sofa and challenged Satania with the game controller: "I heard that you learned something new last time. You want to defeat me? Come over and play a few rounds with me?"

Satania would not back down, and waved her hands excitedly: "Come on, I will beat you to a pulp this time."

I still remember our previous topic. It seems that her memory has really recovered. Haha, I wanted to tease her for a while longer.

But it doesn’t matter. Let me use the technique I stole from Jiang Zao to give this stupid devil his ninety-ninth defeat!

There were bursts of fire between the two of them, and they both snorted and retracted their gazes, focusing on the TV screen.

"KO! Perfect!"

Gabriel was leaning on the sofa with a dazed look in her eyes. She didn't even notice that the game controller had fallen to the ground. She kept muttering, "Impossible, impossible, how could that idiot beat me so easily?"

“Oh, haha~” Satania laughed like a queen in three parts. She supported herself on the ground with both hands and put her face close to Gabriel. She showed an expression that asked for a beating. She grinned and said to Gabriel, “I’ve always wanted to see this expression on your face, the expression of jealousy towards me!”

Gabriel seemed to be burned out, her whole body turned gray and white, and she did not respond at all to Satania's ridicule.