Problem Girls Strategy

"Wow, can I have some?"

"Uh...it's already been eaten."

Ying Lili looked away towards the kitchen in disappointment. She hesitated for a moment and invited Jiang Zao: "Wait a moment, can you come to my room?"

Chapter 154: One man and two women, each showing off their acting skills

Did you plan to invite me to your rooms one by one?

Fortunately, the person who invited him this time was Ying Lili, so it was impossible for any romantic incident to happen. Otherwise, Jiang Zao would really feel that they were deliberately increasing his strength.

"Are you going to prepare the book for the next exhibition so soon?"

"It's not a new book, but it's somewhat related to the book." Eriri looked around vigilantly to see if there was anyone around. Talking about this kind of topic in the corridor early in the morning could easily expose her identity, so it would be better to end it as soon as possible: "Anyway, come to my room later."

"Okay, what are you going to eat for breakfast?"

"Bread and milk, right? There's no food in the refrigerator, did you go out to buy groceries this morning?"

"Well, I bought a little bit, and then I plan to go shopping for ingredients with Tianyin in advance."

"I'm going back to the bedroom. Don't forget to come over later."

"I'm going to get ready. Are you sure you want to go back for some bread?"

Ying Lili paused, the thought of returning to her room to prepare overwhelmed the thought of staying to eat noodles. She refused the invitation with great difficulty: "No, thanks."

You don’t even eat my private parts, what’s so important about that?

Jiang Zao couldn't figure it out, so he was too lazy to think about it. He made chicken soup for Yumiko Sakaki and Mitsushima Mitsuru and watched them finish eating. He hadn't eaten anything during this period of time, so the important thing was to quickly make some noodles to fill his stomach.

Speaking of noodles, Jiang Zao had eaten many different kinds of noodles in his previous life. The different types of noodles in different regions made him salivate, such as the famous dandan noodles and hot dry noodles. This type of noodles usually uses alkaline noodles, which are long and thin noodles that are resistant to cooking and chewy.

Oil-splashed noodles are made with wide and chewy noodles, served with chili oil, mashed garlic, vinegar and other ingredients, and poured with three splashes of hot oil, which instantly fills the air with fragrance.

Jiang Zao, who couldn't make noodles similar to those in oil-splashed noodles, later found a good way to be lazy. It was a kind of noodles he came across by chance while eating malatang, called goose intestine noodles.

It is made of wheat and is called goose intestine noodles because its overall shape resembles duck intestines. Its width and chewiness instantly made Jiang Zao think of using it as oil-splashed noodles.

For the next week, Jiang Zao would eat a bowl of oil-splashed noodles made with goose intestines every day.

Recalling the countless types of noodles in his hometown, Jiang Zao's mouth was watering. Here in Neon, there are only a few types of noodles that can be bought in supermarkets: udon, ramen, soba, and somen.

The noodles he bought in the morning were vegetarian noodles. They were exactly the same as dried noodles, without any difference. After cooking, he put the noodles into the seasoned noodle soup, fried an egg and sprinkled some chopped green onions, and that was it for breakfast.

Jiang Zao was standing in the kitchen holding a bowl and slurping noodles. Unexpectedly, Kasumigaoka Utaha walked in at this time.

"Good morning, Jiang Zao."

"Good morning." Jiang Zao sipped his noodles without even looking back at the beautiful legs in black silk stockings under the skirt behind him.

"Just now I heard Sawamura invite you to her room. She looked so mysterious, and I'm very interested. I wonder if I can go with you later?"

Jiang Zao almost choked on his noodles and looked back at Kasumigaoka Utaha. She had her hands folded across her chest, highlighting her beautiful figure. She was leaning lazily against the door frame with a smile on her face, and it was obvious that she was going to cause trouble.

"My words don't count. I suggest you go ask Eriri if she agrees."

"Then I'll go with you to Sawamura's room and ask him."

"Whatever." Jiang Zao shrugged nonchalantly and continued to eat noodles. The stand-in that Kasumigaoka Utaha couldn't see - Sekai opened his cell phone through his trouser pocket and sent a message to Eriri.

Jiang Zao: "It seems that Kasumigaoka-san heard what you just said and plans to follow me to your room. Remember to pack up all the painting tools."

Ying Lili was just about to ask Jiang Zao why she put away her painting tools, but halfway through typing she suddenly realized what was going on.

Jiang Zao didn't know that Kasumigaoka Utaha knew that I was the painter of the book, so he said that.

After deleting the words in the input box, Ying Lili reorganized her words.

Ying Lili: "I know. I'll go clean it up right away."

Jiang Zao: "I'll find time to come to your room later."

Ying Lili: "No, you can just come with her, it's no big deal."

Jiang Zao: "I see. I understand."

Eriri knew why Kasumigaoka Utaha wanted to get involved. It was just like before, to remind herself not to get too close to Jiang Zao. However, she had something serious to discuss with him this time, so she didn't mind letting her get involved.

After breakfast, Jiang Zao washed the bowl and put it in the drain basket, pulled out a piece of kitchen paper to dry his hands, and said to Kasumigaoka Shiyu who had been leaning against the door frame to monitor him and prevent him from escaping: "Let's go, Kasumigaoka-san."

Scumbag-kun actually has no intention of notifying Sawamura-san?

Kasumigaoka Utaha was slightly stunned. She didn't expect Jiang Zao to take her to Eriri's room without any hesitation. Although she was surprised, her expression did not change at all. She still followed Jiang Zao with a lazy and cold look.

"Dong dong dong."

"Eri, Kasumigaoka-san and I are here."

"Please come in!"

Ying Lili walked towards Jiang Zao holding a questionnaire and stuffed it into his hand: "Recently, many fans have been asking about you under my account updates. I selected some questions from them. You answer them and then I will post them on my account to save them from asking questions every day under my updates."

Jiang Zao knows that Kasumigaoka Utaha knows about Eriri's identity as a comic book artist, but he pretends not to know. Eriri wants to take this opportunity to let Jiang Zao know about it. Seeing that she has no concealment at all, Kasumigaoka Utaha is worried that her identity as a light novel writer will be implicated, so she chooses to pretend not to know.

The three of them sat down, each with their own thoughts.

Jiang Zao spoke first: "Ying Lili, there is no need to rush about this matter for now. I think I should review English for you first."

In Eriri's ears, these words meant: Kasumigaoka-san is still here, don't reveal your identity, let's talk about this later.

"Yeah, what can be better than studying? Sawamura's English test result is not ideal this time." Kasumigaoka Utaha wanted to remind Eriri not to reveal that they knew each other's occupations, and kept winking at her.

Eriri didn't understand the real meaning of her actions, and their relationship was not close enough that they could understand each other's intentions just by looking at each other. In her opinion, Kasumigaoka Utaha was completely mocking her.

I know your notebooks are selling very well. There's no need to show off. Instead, you should worry about your English grades.

Chapter 155: Kasumigaoka Utaha breaks the defense

It’s just that his English grades are better than mine. What’s so great about that?

When she was a child, Ying Lili had doubts about whether her father was British. When it came to English, she couldn't show any British ancestry at all. She ran to his room with her arms and legs swinging, holding an English book and asking questions.

Faced with his daughter's questioning, the father helplessly spoke standard English with a strong London accent to tell her that he was really a pure British and that she also had British ancestry. As for why her English grades were so poor, no one could explain it.

After entering high school, Eriri felt more and more that there was no need to add English to the compulsory courses. It was hard to understand and learn, and it dragged down her overall grades, especially the voiceless and voiced consonants, which were so confusing. As an artist, why should she learn so much English? Should she just draw a foreign girl and change the dialogue to English?

Even if that's the case, couldn't she just use translation software to translate the text into English and then write it down?

After the results of the Mihama Academy's placement test were announced, she, a girl with a foreign name, was already upset enough because she failed English and made a fool of herself in class. But now, Kasumigaoka Utaha, the "excellent student" who ranked second in the overall score and won a doll as a prize, is trying to make trouble for her.

It’s true that my uncle can tolerate it, but my aunt can’t!

By the way, the first place was Kazama Ichihime, who scored full marks in all subjects.

Ying Lili moved the corners of her mouth, wanting to reveal a mocking smile, but unfortunately she had already tried her best to suppress the anger in her heart, so she could only give up the idea and said expressionlessly: "It's still a long way to go before the midterm exam, so we should put the review aside. Jiang Zao, let's finish this questionnaire first."

Kasumigaoka Utaha was 100% sure that Eriri didn't understand what she meant. Seeing that she wanted to drag Jiang Zao to fill out the questionnaire again and didn't care at all about exposing her identity as the artist of the book, it might arouse Jiang Zao's suspicion, and then she would start to wonder if she was also hiding some identity.

Sawamura-san has poor grades and a slow brain, so he can't understand such a simple hint.

Complaining in her heart, Kasumigaoka Utaha continued to persuade her: "Jiang Zao, don't listen to her. As a former alumnus of Sawamura's private Fengzhiqi School, I can assure you that she is just being stubborn. In fact, she still wants you to help her review English."

How could I be stubborn? A dispensable subject like English is certainly not as important as answering fans' questions. You even pretended to be an alumnus of the former Fengzhizaki Private School. I think you are just showing off that you were the top student in the grade before, right?

Eriri's mentality right now is just like that of the African bully "Flat-Headed Brother", who is disgusted by everyone and feels comfortable only when she confronts them: "You talk like you know me so well, Kasumigaoka Utaha, today I just want Jiang Zao to help me finish the questionnaire first!"

Sawamura-san, you are really a stubborn person!

Seeing Eriri taking the lead in declaring war on her, Kasumigaoka Utaha showed no weakness: "Don't get me wrong, I have no interest in you, Sawamura-san, and I won't take the initiative to inquire about you. It's just that during break time, I always hear the boys around me talking about you, the ace of the art club, like an annoying fly disturbing someone's sleep."

Why are you so indifferent to talking about me? How can you be any better when talking about yourself?

Eriri raised her eyebrows and snorted, "You, the quiet and beautiful girl, have been mentioned a lot in the art department, especially by the boys, who want to draw you on paper and lick you."

Kasumigaoka Utaha is not ashamed of it, but proud of it. She deliberately holds up her plump breasts just to make them more impactful and more conspicuous: "Oh, there is nothing I can do. My figure is natural. Maybe Sawamura-san will never grow to this level in his lifetime."

After she finished speaking, she glanced at Eriri's barren breasts with deliberate mockery.

This woman said the most unspeakable thing.

As a member of the army of girls with flat breasts, although Eriri is not as poor as a file, she is still very upset when others mock her, especially when the other person is her old rival and she also has enviable big breasts.

These reasons turned into a bucket of gasoline and poured into Eriri's angry chest, successfully burning off the thread of her "reason".

Eriri slammed the table and pointed at Kasumigaoka Utaha's chest in frustration: "Why are you so proud of your obscene body? Does that useless fat on your chest have any use other than seducing boys?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha was not surprised by her behavior. Every time Eriri was touched by her casual remarks, she would always react in this way. There was nothing new in it: "As a girl, if you don't even have the capital to attract the opposite sex, then you are too pitiful, don't you think, ordinary Sawamura-san."

"You you you you you~" Eriri has never won an argument with Kasumigaoka Utaha, and this time the outcome seems to be no exception. She was so angry that she was shaking all over, but she couldn't think of a single harsh word to say to the other party. Just as she was racking her brains, she caught a glimpse of Jiang Zao who was sitting aside, enjoying the show and eating melon.

Yes, you can use that title!

Ying Lili remembered that when she was working hard on the book exhibition, Jiang Zao asked her why the heroines in her books were all tall and plump mature women, and why she didn't consider loli characters.

She was so absorbed in drawing in the book at the time that she heard Jiang Zao talking about a lolita character, so she casually drew a rough draft of a big-breasted lolita elf for him. As a result, she was criticized for being too obsessed with big breasts, just like she and Xia Laofei were born to be incompatible.

Eriri, whose paintbrush was almost smoking, naturally ignored his complaints and ignored them.

Now that I think about it, these three words "Xia Laofei" are definitely referring to Kasumigaoka Utaha!

After all, in the entire Mihama Academy, all other students have a good relationship with her, and there is only one person who doesn't get along with her - Kasumigaoka Utaha.

Eriri's blue eyes, which had been filled with anger, regained clarity. She put on a calm smile, as if she wasn't the one who had just slammed the table in frustration: "Ahem... Fatty Xia."

"What did you say?"

"I said, Xia, old, fat!"

It only took a moment for the beautiful girl's defense to be broken.

Kasumigaoka Utaha never expected that Eriri's words could be so vicious, even like a meteorite, smashing through her psychological defenses that she thought were extremely strong.

"Ei~Li~Li~" Kasumigaoka Utaha's face was dark, and her long hair behind her was like the snake hair of Medusa in the myth, moving without wind, and her tone was like a ghost crawling out of the underworld: "Say it again if you have the guts!"

Chapter 156: Women fight, Jiang Zao gets hit

Eriri didn't expect that just three simple words could make Kasumigaoka Utaha break down. She had never seen her like this before. She felt a little bit of joy at finally winning the quarrel, but she was more afraid.

She won’t rush over and fight me, right?

Eriri shrank her neck. She was determined not to fight Kasumigaoka Utaha to the end this time. However, the thought was extinguished by the other party's words as soon as it arose.

"Plane pear!"

"Huh!? What did you say!?" Eriri's voice suddenly rose, her eyes flashed fiercely, her face flushed, and she walked angrily in front of Kasumigaoka Utaha.

There was a full ten centimeters difference in height between the two, but Eriri's aura was not inferior to Kasumigaoka Utaha by a single inch. She squeezed out three words from her neat white teeth: "Kasumigaoka, you fat guy!"

"Plane pear!"

"Xia Lao Fei!"

"Plane Pear!!"

"Xia Lao Fei!!"

The two of them butted their heads together like two wrestling bulls, their faces flushed and neither of them giving in, and they kept shouting each other's latest nicknames. If Kasumigaoka Utaha could maintain the same state of mind as when she bickered with Eriri in the past, then her venomous tongue skills would not have regressed to the level of a parrot of elementary school students.

Unfortunately, the three words "Xia Laofei" found the weakest point of her psychological defense with incredible accuracy, and struck hard to break through the entire defense line.

Kasumigaoka Utaha is not as strong inside as she looks. Her aura that keeps strangers away and her quiet appearance that keeps a distance from most people are her hard shell that she uses to protect herself.

She knows that she has a dark personality, and her works also show that she has a heavy and troublesome attitude towards feelings. She doesn't have many friends, and she has always felt inferior about these shortcomings.

Fortunately, Kasumigaoka Utaha has a good appearance, which alleviates her inferiority complex. This is also the reason why she can always be confident and even slightly dominate others when facing others.

If a stranger simply called her "Fatty Kasumigaoka" rudely, Kasumigaoka Utaha would still be able to sneer at the other person and think that he or she was just jealous of her appearance and said such a thing, which would only make her more confident about her appearance.

Those who say grapes are sour are often those who can't get enough of them, right?

But Eriri is not a stranger. Even though Kasumigaoka Utaha doesn't want to admit it, Eriri is indeed a very talented painter whom she recognizes, and can be called a half-friend of ill-fated fate. When the three words "Kasumigaoka Fatty" come out of her mouth, the lethality is more than just doubled.

If you must say, the power is comparable to DIO using seven or eight steamrollers to smash the fishmongers. But that's not the end of it, he has to throw dozens of flying knives and eat a few bites of the old man's corpse.

Killing people is also heartbreaking.

"Airplane Pear, what's the point of drawing so many huge breasts in your notebook? Are you still fantasizing that your fixed breast size will grow a third time one day?"