Problem Girls Strategy

"I...I don't know what's going on. I was able to stuff everything into the bag when I came here, but now I can't put everything in. How did mom manage to put everything in before?"

"You..." Jiang Zao tapped her head slightly as a punishment: "Go back to your room, I'll clean it up for you."

"Hey, Jiang Zao, you're the best!"

After packing their luggage, everyone took the helicopter on the research vessel to the research base that had been ignored for three years.

Chapter 187: Angels Must Eat Me Too Time Stop

Because the Antarctic scientific expedition was short of manpower, there were many vacant rooms in the base, so Jiang Zao and the girls were able to have their own room each. Nymph had already imposed cognitive interference on the large storage space in advance, and most people believed that the girls' luggage was transported through normal channels.

In fact, Jiang Zao carried the large storage space and took out the luggage one by one and placed them in the item display area of ​​the base, and then waited for them to come and claim them.

The floor heating and power supply systems in the dormitory are operating normally. Even though no one has come to maintain the base for three years, there are no major problems with the living facilities and other equipment. After all, they are used for Antarctic scientific research, and the quality and safety will definitely not be poor.

Living alone again, Jiang Zao still missed the days when he slept with Goto Ichiri in his arms. Clearing away the distracting thoughts in his mind, he packed his luggage while humming the band's ending song. It goes without saying that everyone would bring toiletries and spare clothes.

The silver laptop was taken out of the box and placed on the desk. Jiang Zao had no idea of ​​using it for work. Having a personal terminal was enough. It was mainly used to play games and pretend that he was using normal tools to communicate with people.

The cartons containing the luggage were emptied, and Jiang Zao folded them and placed them outside the corridor. Someone will come to recycle these cartons. Those that are intact will be reused, while those that are damaged and cannot be used will become garbage to be processed, packaged and stacked in the warehouse, waiting to be taken back on the return flight.

"Dong dong dong."

"Master, I'm here." Nymph walked into the room wearing the white lamb slippers she usually wore at home, and began to report the situation to Jiang Zao: "The small signal base station has been deployed, and the personal terminal has been connected to the exclusive network. Is the test of the portable thermostat confirmed to be carried out when the band's MV recording is finished?"

"Well, they can't play outdoors in clothes that are inconvenient to move around in, and the other instruments and equipment can't be used in this temperature."

Jiang Zao imagined Goto Ichiri's slender and dexterous hands wearing gloves and his panicked expression when he couldn't even press the guitar strings while playing, and he almost laughed out loud.

"Okay, then I will also test the energy device during the MV recording."

"Well, please."

"Master, let's go out for a walk."

"no problem."

Holding Nymph's hand, Jiang Zao followed her to the snowy outdoors. On the rising hills in the distance, solid dark brown soil was exposed, like the chocolate hidden in the center of an ice cream.

Satania, Gabriel and the other two were curious and visited everywhere in the scientific research base. They had never experienced winter since they came to the human world, and there was no such snowy scenery in either the heaven or the demon world.

"Ohhhh, is this snow? This is the first time I've touched the real thing." Satania took off her gloves and picked up the snow piled on the ground. It felt like sand, but without the fluidity of sand. If she had to describe it, it was like the smoothies sold in an ice cream shop, but much more delicate to the touch.

Satania rolled the snow into a ball and stood up happily: "Gabriel, Vinate, Raphael, let's have a snowball fight!"

"Okay."

The next second after Gabriel responded, the snowball that she had been holding in her hand for a long time hit Satania directly in the face. Her sudden attack caught Satania off guard, and she slipped and fell on the snow.

"Satonia, are you okay?" Vinate exclaimed and ran over to help Satania up.

"Snapped!"

The cold snowball exploded on Vinate's face, and the scattered snowflakes stuck to her hair.

Satania ran off laughing, "The snowball fight has begun. We are all enemies now, Vinate. You are too defenseless."

“Ah, so that’s it.” Vinate wiped the remaining snow off her face expressionlessly, and the light in her pupils disappeared: “So there’s no need for pity.”

Gabriel and Raphael, who were planning to watch Satania's fun, never expected that Vinate grabbed two handfuls of snow and threw them in their faces, then ran away with a crisp laugh.

"As expected of a demon, you can change your face at any time." Gabriel said, and looked at his companions vigilantly: "Raphael, you are not going to sneak attack me too?"

"Xiao Jia, I'm an angel, how could I do such a thing?" Raphael smiled and didn't show any sign of being angry after having his face covered with snow.

Raphael wouldn't do something like a sneak attack from behind, so just believe her for now and take revenge on Vinay.

Gabriel thought so, made a snowball, turned around and walked towards the two demons in the distance with a menacing look.

"Snapped."

"Xiao Jia, I'm going to attack you." Raphael's voice came slowly from behind, as if to indicate that her attack was open and aboveboard and not a sneak attack.

Gabriel tilted her head and stared at the snowball that fell at her feet. She decided it would be better to deal with the traitor from heaven behind her first.

"Raphael, you are courting death!"

Gabriel kept grabbing snow from the ground, a soft golden light flashed, and a round snowball appeared in the palm of her hand. She continued to attack Raphael with such efficient means.

Seeing that Gabriel had used the power of an angel, Raphael knew that she would not suffer any loss in this regard. She clasped her hands together, bowed her head and prayed, and all the snowballs flying towards her changed their routes and rushed past her.

"You actually used a defensive magic. You are such a despicable fellow!"

"Wasn't it Xiaojia who used the angel power first? I used divine magic just to be fair."

"Okay, okay, let's play it this way, eh?" Gabriel cast a sure-hit spell on herself without hesitation, and then started throwing snowballs crazily.

Neither of them could do anything to the other. Gabriel's snowballs would always twist away in front of Raphael, and in order to avoid being hit by the snowballs, Raphael could only maintain her current posture and continue to release her magic.

Just when the situation was at a stalemate, Jiang Zao and Nymph passed by. Gabriel's attention shifted to him in an instant, and she subconsciously threw a snowball with a guaranteed hit attribute.

Oops!

By the time she reacted, the snowball had hit Jiang Zao on the head with incredible precision, causing him to stop.

Jiang Zao shook off the snowflakes on his head and saw Gabriel standing frozen in place with a snowball in her hand and Raphael trying to hold back her laughter. Before he could say anything, Satania and Vinate each gave him a snowball.

"Wow, you actually attacked me. You didn't choose to run away but attacked me."

Jiang Zao showed a wicked smile, swayed his shoulders and strode towards Gabriel and the others.

"Well, it's time to show you what The World is truly capable of!"

"The master has entered a strange state again..." Nymph was not surprised by this.

"Time, stop!"

Chapter 188: Satania, You Are Very Brave

The world became black and white. Jiang Zao walked to Gabriel with an evil smile, grabbed a handful of snow and slapped it on her shocked face. Then he picked her up without hesitation and pushed her upside down into the snow pile.

The other three people did the same thing. Jiang Zao looked at the four pairs of thick trouser legs standing upright in the snow, feeling a sense of accomplishment.

So what if they are angels or demons? They will still be stopped in time by me and severely humiliated.

Jiang Zao wiped the excess snowflakes off his hands and snapped his fingers.

"Time begins to flow."

In the last second, Gabriel was still staring at Jiang Zao who was hit by her, wondering whether to run away. In the next second, her entire upper body was buried in the snow pile, and her face was even covered with snowflakes. She kicked her legs wildly and finally pulled herself out of the snow pile, only to find that there were three other "snow radishes" beside her.

"How on earth did you do that?" Gabriel was not so kind as to help others. She was more curious about how Jiang Zao managed to throw all of them into the snow pile in an instant.

"You don't understand it."

Jiang Zao's mysterious and proud look made Gabriel so angry that she rolled out a snowball and threw it at Jiang Zao without hesitation. This time she did not use any magic.

Jiang Zao, who was on guard, tilted his head slightly and easily avoided the attack. Without turning his head, he said to Nymph, "Nymph, I'm sorry, it looks like our walking time is over. I want to have a snowball fight with them here."

"I see. I'll go talk to Yiji about the test then."

"Ah."

Jiang Zao dodged the flying snowball again. At this time, the other three also pulled themselves out of the snow pile. Satania saw that Raphael was right next to her and thought this was a good opportunity for "revenge". Without saying a word, she hit Raphael with a snowball while she was still adjusting her metal cross hair accessory.

"Sa... Tanya?" Raphael was ambushed and stopped moving his hands, asking a question that did not require an answer.

Satania burst into laughter: "Hahahaha, Raphael, you didn't expect that this great devil knows how to bear heavy burdens with patience. Who told you to tease me whenever you have nothing to do in school?"

"That... Satania, is to endure humiliation," Vinate kindly reminded, "I think it's better for you to run quickly."

"Huh? Why should I run? Now is a good time to pursue the victory." Satania didn't notice Raphael's long hair moving in the wind, and the golden light mixed with black emanating from her body.

"That's right, Vinay, there is absolutely no need for Satania to run away," Raphael held her cheek with a warm smile, but dark emotions were surging in her eyes: "Because she will stay in Antarctica forever today."

Satania realized that something was wrong with Raphael at this time. She stood up and ran away, holding a snowball in her hand and making faces at her: "Only a fool would wait for you here!"

"Haha, Satania's words are really interesting." Raphael walked with a leisurely pace. The snowballs in her hands were like two Valkyrie spears, used to hunt her targets.

"Satonia...she should be okay, right?" Vinate was not sure whether she would be able to see her again, so she mourned for Satania in her heart in advance, and then turned her gaze to another "battlefield".

"It's so funny! Take my purity combo, and then use the Rasengan to get the domineering body!" Jiang Zao carried the snowball thrown by Gabriel, rushed to her and pressed the snowball in his hand directly on her face.

"Bah, bah, bah, how can you say you have a domineering body? It's just a matter of resisting." Gabriel spat out the snow in her mouth and angrily denounced Jiang Zao for his rogue behavior.

Jiang Zao didn't want to reason with her. He stuffed a handful of snow into Gabriel's collar and said, "There is no health bar in reality. What's wrong with taking the damage?"

"Wow!" Gabriel shrugged her shoulders and hunched her neck to prevent more snow from seeping into her clothes. She bent down and tried to get the snow out of her neck.

"It seems that my purity is still higher. Cricket Gabriel was defeated after just two rounds of fighting with me." Jiang Zao took out a small notebook and recorded his battle record in it. So far, he has become a master of 100 wins and has not yet tasted a defeat.

Since magical attacks like snowballs didn't work, Gabriel directly used physical attacks. She kicked the complacent and unsuspecting Jiang Zao to the ground with a sweeping kick, grabbed two snowballs and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Hmph, Angel Gabriel ended Jiang Zao's winning streak. From now on, Jiang Zao will always live under her shadow." Gabriel picked up the small notebook that Jiang Zao dropped on the ground and wrote as she spoke.

Jiang Zao spat out the snowball in his mouth, sat up, hugged Gabriel's waist and was about to give her a German bridge throw, so that she could once again enjoy the feeling of becoming a snow radish. However, just when he hugged her halfway and had not yet bent back, Satania's cry for help came through the air.

"Go....Go for your life...What the hell!"

The cry for help sounded unclear, as if someone had pulled her tongue. Considering that this was Antarctica, Jiang Zao roughly guessed what Satania had encountered.

"Hey, Jiang Zao." Gabriel's pretty face was slightly red, and she punched him with her little hand: "How long are you going to hold me for?"

"Ah? Oh, sorry." Jiang Zao came to his senses and put Gabriel back on the ground steadily.

"Here, your things." Gabriel stuffed the notebook and pen into Jiang Zao's arms, and walked towards the direction where the cry for help came from without looking back: "Let's go and see what's going on over there."

Jiang Zao put the things back into the storage space, and then went to an iron railing near the base with Gabriel and Vinate.

Satania's red hair was particularly conspicuous in the dazzling white polar region. She was bending over, tears in her eyes, leaning against an iron pillar. Just as Jiang Zao expected, her tongue stuck to the pillar.

Raphael took out her cell phone and took pictures of Satania's embarrassed look with a smile on her face. She had no intention of helping. Just from her attitude, it was not difficult to guess that she, who had an advantage in IQ, had used some method to trick Satania into licking the iron pillar.

"Zha Zao! Zha Zao! Mmmmm!" Satania saw her savior finally coming, and she bent over and danced with her hands, signaling them to save her quickly.

Jiang Zao didn't do anything bad at this time. He moved closer to Satania and found that this idiot had two-thirds of her tongue stuck to the iron pillar. He was speechless: "What did Raphael say to make you lick the pillar so hard?"

"Uh uh uh..."

"Alright, alright, I can't understand you now." Jiang Zao pinched her chubby cheeks to prevent her from slipping and falling due to excessive excitement: "Vinate, please go to the base and get some warm water."

"Well, I'll go right away."

Why does Satania's breath smell like pineapple bread? Where did she get the pineapple bread from?

Jiang Zao just stared at Satania's mouth, almost making her faint from shame.

Just save him if you want, why are you staring at my lips?!

Chapter 189: Death of the Guitar Hero

Jiang Zao thought about it carefully and found that Satania and Gabriel had a very special smell. Both of them had relatively intimate physical contact with him. Gabriel always smelled like potato chips, while Satania smelled like pineapple bread. Combined with the smell of Goto Ichiri's cola, they could form a snack trio.

It’s not that they always smell like this. If you smell carefully, the unique fragrance of beautiful girls is still there, but it is covered by the aroma of their favorite food.

When Jiang Zao and Goto Ichiri were hugging each other intimately, most of the time it was like they were tasting a beautiful girl-flavored cola, the kind of fragrant and soft large-sized cola that would shyly turn its head away and hum. It was so addictive that one wanted to tear open the package and further taste the flavor of the beautiful girl cola.

"I say..." Gabriel pinched Jiang Zao's cheek and asked sourly, "Is Satania's mouth so beautiful?"

"Hmm? I'm just curious about where she got the pineapple bread. The whole breath smells like that."

Jiang Zao didn't understand and tried to explain to Gabriel, but she looked even angrier and pinched his cheek with increasing force.

"You actually went to smell this idiot's mouth?!"

Satania was so ashamed listening to the conversation between the two that her breathing stagnated. She wished she could just close her mouth and leave, but her tongue was still firmly stuck to the iron pillar. If it was pulled with even a little force, she would cry in pain.

Before she became a demon, she was still a girl. How could her tender tongue withstand such rough treatment?

Vinate quickly ran over with a pot of warm water. Jiang Zao took the pot and slowly poured the water over Satania's tongue: "Sataniya, blow out of your mouth and use the warm water to slowly move your tongue down."

The reason why your tongue gets stuck when you lick an iron pillar in winter is the same as the reason why your tongue gets stuck when you eat popsicles in summer. The heat absorption of the metal causes the saliva on the tongue to freeze quickly and stick together. If you want to get your tongue off, you have to slowly warm up the connection between the tongue and the metal to melt the ice between them.

Jiang Zao spent three or four minutes continuously using warm water to thaw it, and finally succeeded in separating Satania's tongue from the iron pillar. She covered her mouth, stayed away from the pillar that made her look embarrassed, and glared at Raphael fiercely.

"So, what did Raphael say to make you lick this pillar?"

"She suddenly said that iron pillars taste sweet when licked in winter, and places like Antarctica must be even sweeter. I couldn't help myself..."

"You just did it without even thinking about it?" Jiang Zao held his forehead helplessly. In a sense, Satania was really easy to fool.